Massage Parlor Reports

**Phillie** · 06-16-20 22:33

Originally Posted by VAmongerman [View Original Post]

Especially at AMPs, the gates of heaven may not open for everyone. Also, reviews sometimes may be enhanced for various reasons. It really is YMMV and the presence of a super review does not alter the YMMV rule.

This is so true. I've had people put me onto providers that they have smashed BB many times and were guaranteed good times. Then I give them a try and the girls act as if that has never been on the menu. It's a high risk low reward activity, so if you aren't vibing, you probably aren't going to get that. Back to the target at hand, I've seen Tori and had the experience that Bentaki had, but my list of misses is plenty long.

**Bunker Buster** · 06-16-20 17:59

It was in a Korean MP on Wisconsin Ave, above Georgetown. She was probably 45, with drawn-on eyebrows and a terrifying painted-on smile.

Now, was the Joker I met the same Joker you met? That's a trick question, of course.

Is the Jack Nicholson Joker the same as the Heath Ledger, Jared Leto, Joaquin Phoenix, or Cesar Romero Jokers?

South Park had the Mexican Joker; I met the Korean Joker, and you met the Chinese Joker, but the Joker, like Black Panther and Green Lantern, all have their own form of continuity which allow them to have different names and forms for the times and places in which they appear.

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

The first thing I'm greeted by is the potent smell of recently cooked Chinese food. The second is a woman in her mid to late 50's who looks like the comic book version of the Joker. This lady was thin, gangling, had messy, stringy hair that was half pinned up and had a big Joker smile.. I pray she is mama.

In returns The Joker. But not going to lie. The Joker gave me a pretty good massage. She's decently strong and has good technique. She's nowhere near as good as the elites in the area, but she's good. Speaking of butt, The Joker began to tease there and do the ball and taint dance. I place a hand on her ass but then quickly remove it. If I wanted pancakes I'd be at Cracker Barrel.

Eventually I shoot ropes everywhere and then The Joker got weird. She brought paper towels over to the table after grabbing lube for the tugger. But after I popped, she has the big Joker smile, grabs the pop with her finger tips and says "wow you shot X times" and picked it up off of me and played with it with her fingers for a few seconds before cleanup. But her doing it with that Joker smile and face, in that generic, Netflix crime scene reenactment setting, convinced me that the food I smelled as I walked in was the last monger that visited 8 MM Narnia and I needed to go before The Joker realizes that she'd like to know what burly mulatto tastes like covered in Kung Pao sauce.

**SunCap3** · 06-16-20 16:45

Originally Posted by Cuhio112 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been recently? Last time I was there, I had Amy. She's pretty and all, but wasn't a fan of the up sell for more services. Table Shower was just OK too. Any intel on recent excursions or new talent would be greatly appreciated!

Must be NYC thing. Women are too pushy and kills the atmosphere. I walked out after shower and asked for money back. That is how bad it was.

**VAmongerman** · 06-16-20 11:17

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Well I went to CC and got Tori and sadly when my member went full mast I tried the same tactic as Ben and was vehemently denied access. Tori told me she just do HJ and that she never does that. Which I know is total bullshit but, then again the lesson here is just because Johnny six packs gets to pound poon and post about it doesn't mean she's going to open up the block to every backstreet boy who wants to party. Maybe she's got her reasons. Maybe I'm too big for her, maybe I'm not big enough? Our chemistry wasn't there and I have to accept. I took the loss and moved on. Brothers let me know if you have success but as a rule of thumb don't expect the holy grail of flips on your first visit, or second. As was my case. I won't return because I can get much better elsewhere. Tori is definitely 60's Pushkin 70's with an ok body for her age but a face that's droopier than droopy dog.

Especially at AMPs, the gates of heaven may not open for everyone. Also, reviews sometimes may be enhanced for various reasons. It really is YMMV and the presence of a super review does not alter the YMMV rule.

**Cuhio112** · 06-16-20 01:15

Has anyone been recently? Last time I was there, I had Amy. She's pretty and all, but wasn't a fan of the up sell for more services. Table Shower was just OK too. Any intel on recent excursions or new talent would be greatly appreciated!

**DougMap** · 06-15-20 23:53

Originally Posted by SixNineIsFine [View Original Post]

Prior to closure, has anyone been to Nikki's Massage Spa in Manassas? I'm curious if it's strictly therapeutic or if HE is on the Menu. Waiting for re-opening. TIA.

I have been there and to the one in LakeRidge. Its a YMMV place. So if they like you after a while and you get their trust you can get more like all these AMPs. It depends unless its a straight up HE or more place.

**TheOuroboros** · 06-15-20 20:45

Originally Posted by DarkRanger00 [View Original Post]

You're talking about CC Wellness in McLean, correct?

Well I went to CC and got Tori and sadly when my member went full mast I tried the same tactic as Ben and was vehemently denied access. Tori told me she just do HJ and that she never does that. Which I know is total bullshit but, then again the lesson here is just because Johnny six packs gets to pound poon and post about it doesn't mean she's going to open up the block to every backstreet boy who wants to party. Maybe she's got her reasons. Maybe I'm too big for her, maybe I'm not big enough? Our chemistry wasn't there and I have to accept. I took the loss and moved on. Brothers let me know if you have success but as a rule of thumb don't expect the holy grail of flips on your first visit, or second. As was my case. I won't return because I can get much better elsewhere. Tori is definitely 60's Pushkin 70's with an ok body for her age but a face that's droopier than droopy dog.

**SixNine IsFine** · 06-15-20 18:32

Prior to closure, has anyone been to Nikki's Massage Spa in Manassas? I'm curious if it's strictly therapeutic or if HE is on the Menu. Waiting for re-opening. TIA.

**Member #6469** · 06-15-20 10:24

Originally Posted by Bentaki [View Original Post]

Legit only at Angel afaik, but BBFS is the norm at CC. Ask for Tori, bit of a GILF but is a good, dirty, do-anything lady. 60 for half hour. Back in the room after a good TS, lay face up and she will pretty quickly just hop on and give you a camel slide. I changed angle a bit and slipped it in and said oops sorry I don't have a cover. She said oh well you bring next time and turned over to receive a good pounding and finally pulled out to COP. No discussion at all about donation or tip before or after. After cleanup I donated 140 that she pocketed without counting.

I see that Daisy in McLean is also open now.

You're talking about CC Wellness in McLean, correct?

**MangoBalls78** · 06-15-20 09:32

Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9591051.html

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/tiffany-thai-40129764

**Member #6313** · 06-15-20 06:36

Originally Posted by XKiller [View Original Post]

Can someone send details?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9591051.html

**WolfPack33** · 06-14-20 23:44

Originally Posted by XKiller [View Original Post]

Can someone send details?

Please learn how to search. No that difficult.

**XKiller** · 06-14-20 22:26

Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]

If you have a wad of cash and want a massage and FS go see Ava and Tiffany. They are fantastic. 250 gets you a great massage with beautiful Ava then great BBBJ, DATY and CFS with beautiful Tiffany. At one point Ava will be massaging your front side while naked Tiffany will be playing with you dick. It's heaven.

Can someone send details?

**Barkeater** · 06-14-20 16:10

I know that the independants in general are kind of a crapshoot and tend to stay with some of the more well known ones such as Nikki, KK, etc. , but has anyone had any experience with the ones in the Reston / Herndon area. Currently I see Procha, Ginger (not sure if she is spicy or not), Candy, and Tanya.

For that matter are any of the AMP's advertising? I have been looking around and have not seen anything. Perhaps they are staying under the radar.

**TheOuroboros** · 06-14-20 14:44

I was in the area scoping out to see if the gals from sister spa had returned to Annandale and was crushed to discover that they were still closed due to the virus. Defeated, I walked down the stairs of 7540 little river and saw a danky sign that read "neck and shoulder massage" with an arrow you'd expect to see on a neon sign at a quirky red light district but at an even lower budget. I followed this arrow that lead me to the backside of the building where I spotted a white car with another sign that said massage and yet another arrow pointing its way to the door. With time to kill and a yearning for adventure and experimentation I made way like a horny Alice in wonderland and followed this rabbit hole to a door with a plaque that read Anna health essential oil massage or some shit and open a door that lead down to the basement. The place looked like I opened a portal into China town because the Animals of the Chinese zodiac were imprinted on each stair as I'm lead into the massage venue hidden deep within the basement of this building. The loadout is what you might find at a Chinese rub and tug trying way too hard, with tables separated merely by curtains and decorations of Chinese lanterns just strung ubiquitously throughout. Mamasan was sitting at the desk and with a sign that read $49/ hr I couldn't refuse. I paid the lady who also turned out to be my masseuse and made my way into the room to undress.

There's no tug here. Surprisingly despite the tackiness expected of a jackshack. This place is legit. The massage was ok. It's definitely worth the 50 for the hour but I was surprised to discover truthfully I've had better at my AMPs. I seldom get legit massages so the experience was nice in that it allowed me to appreciate that some of these ladies in that AMP business can really compete with the actual CMTs. Would I return? Probably not. But I did find it educational and a bit humorous. The place you'd think of as a typical happy ending parlor is legit where as if you take a trek to a place as immaculate as spa sung, you'd go in and expect a legit massage with no extras. Food for thought.