Massage Parlor Reports

**GeorgeGrey** · 06-11-20 16:51

So today I decided to stop by one of my favorite AMPs in Reston, K&J wellness. I was greeted and showered by a fairly attractive mid 40-year-old lady who I believe at this time might have been the main manager since I had to specifically ask for her to do the massage as well. Table shower was fairly standard with a little more booty hole attention then I particularly wanted but I shrugged it off. The massage was very gentle and somewhat lackluster. She left the room at least twice to go talk and answer the phone which kind of bothered me, but at that point it was safe to say I wasn't there for a light back rub. The massage proceeded with some slight small talk, until she gestured for the flip. This is when things got slightly uncomfortable. I have frequented this spot for the past 2-3 years and have never had this much haggling to this extent. I have read these boards for almost a year now and I find myself to be fairly conscious on standard Nova prices. I walked in with 120 but ALWAYS leave my I'd / wallet in the car, just to cover my ass in case uncle LEO comes knocking. On the flip she asked me what I wanted, and I asked her what is available. She began to gesture the HJ and said that it would be $100 extra which slightly took me off guard, I said oh that's not what it usually is? I asked her well what else is available when she gestured for a CBJ for an extra $160. I reiterated again that I only walked in with $40 extra since that it what it normally is for standard and this is when she got very hostile and pretty rude. She laughed at me, threw my money back at me and said that $40 is just for my tip and that I needed money now. As many would say, when you are already stiff as a board, and naked on a table the last thing you want to do is get dressed, walk back out to your car just to come back in, undress, and start from scratch in hopes of getting a mediocre HJ. So I said OK then that's fine I think I'll just pass for now. She then proceeded to tell me how cheap I am and that my money is no longer good here and demanded I get dressed and leave. I'm a big believer in no matter how much the outcome doesn't stack up to your dream, you have to be polite to the ladies. I said I'm sorry that we couldn't work something out, got dressed and left. She even gave me a kiss when I was leaving which was the cherry on top of the weird encounter cake. It was definitely unfortunate that it came to this but if guys keep on forking over escort type money for a slight massage and a HJ they will keep on jacking the prices up on us. Hopefully I took the bullet now for someone to better deal with it in the future. So while I write this closing with a heavy heart. And even heavier balls, I feel that I might not go back to this location. Definitely a shame since this was my go to spot pre C19. I get it times are tough, but when you demand crazy prices on top of being unpleasant and rude. That's a no go from me.

Total damage $80 (sigh).

Happy hunting out there.

GG.

**OrZammar** · 06-11-20 11:11

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

Thank you guys for pointing that out. To all you brahs who smashed was it good?

I left a more detailed report in the escort thread (because that's pretty much what session was) but short of it was she kinda blindsided me with the BBFS. It was still tight and wet. Wet probably from all the deepthroating, but still.

Aa for her actual massage, which was done as an afterthought. She does real hard elbow work. I'm job is labor intensive so all that back cracking was much appreciated. But I can see it being too much for others.

**Asphalt** · 06-11-20 09:29

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

What's FW?

Probably Franconia, sorry.

**Asphalt** · 06-11-20 09:28

Originally Posted by Novacreeper [View Original Post]

So after testing the establishments in my hood- Landmark- for the past I don't know how many weeks, I finally got a response from FW on Monday. When you call, it just rings, but they text you right back saying appointment only (which I found out they're only complying to Mr. Northam) and it's cash only and face mask.

Showed up at the designated time and texted when I arrived. Let in by a 40 ish Chinese provider who was the only one there. Typical AMP fare, 5'3, Very skinny, wearing a mask. The place weirdly dark (3 pm) but other than that, place was clean and relaxig as usual.

Opted for a 1/2 and got on the table. Subpar massage skills, mostly ST with little convo. Because her English was very bad and I had trouble making small talk with her. Those were the only 2 downs during this rendezvous. Everything else was above Nova level which is why I hit this place up periodically.

1/2 way into the rub she said something. I assume signaling to flip- so I did. Without pleading or mention of monetary prompting, she was already taking off her sundress playfully presenting a very thin bod, small ass and tits. Pretty much no front massage as I leaned up to draw her against me and explore her tiny-ness, She put her masked mouth on Rod Stewart and said something about it being difficult with a mask, but I was fine keeping masked groping her (I've gotten one here back in pre-Covid days). I may have been able to go unmasked but I've gone this long so I'm not doing it. YMMV.

After a couple of minutes of playing around I slid her panties off and pulled her back onto the table with me. She was on top and rubbed Rod between her legs and said "outside OK?

She gyrated simulated CG while stroking for the remaining 10 or so minutes- She didn't jackhammer at all and I stopped her a couple of times to edge.

All-in all it was an above average NOVA experience which is why I frequent this place when I can. I was extremely impressed by not having to go into indepth negotiation for extras or putting up with pouting.

House: 6. , tip:60 Good luck out there.

What's FW?

**Asphalt** · 06-11-20 09:22

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

I have always dreamed of tara's Voluptuous body sliding nuru. If I'm ever back in nova I will book this session.

Beware, it doesn't say she does nuru, is says she uses nuru gel. I'm not sure she would get the full slip and slide.

**Miketastic69** · 06-10-20 21:38

Originally Posted by MoCoMan [View Original Post]

I've visited most of the independent Thai providers in NoVa, and Tara is far and away my favorite. Her massage skills are first-rate, although I might give KK and Vandara a slight edge in that area. It's pretty close, IMHO. But Tara offers a combination of sweetness, sensuality and beauty that elevate a 60- or 90-minute session to the next level, and make it something fondly remembered days, weeks and even months later. For me, she is in a league of her own. That's why I'm mightily intrigued about a new option I just saw for the first time in her latest BP ad: namely, the Tara Special, which she describes as a "full body massage-Nuru gel combination, including body shampoo scrub and shower". Rates are double those for her basic service. But given my excellent experiences with Tara, I'm inclined to try this new premium option. I'm willing to TOFTT, but would love to hear from anyone who has already tried the Tara Special, including whether you thought it was worth the upcharge and would request it again. Be sure to mention whether you chose the 30-, 60- or 90-minute Tara Special, and if you would opt for a longer or shorter session next time. Thanks in advance for your honest sharing. And be careful out there! https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9631860.html.

I have always dreamed of tara's Voluptuous body sliding nuru. If I'm ever back in nova I will book this session.

**BaseGod** · 06-10-20 16:59

Has anyone been lately? Do they offer anything extra?

**BuckshotWatson** · 06-10-20 12:31

Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]

Going twice?

The photo is of a Thai actress named (I think) Jukkoo Salita: http://www.dramatrailers.com/actress...lita-klinchan/.

**InSearch69** · 06-10-20 11:21

Review say beautiful girl, naked, HJ finish only.

Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]

Going twice?

**PilotAviator** · 06-10-20 11:19

Appointments only (and I think it may help if MMS already knows you as a good, past customer).

Everyone masked (and gloved) when I arrived.

Escorted to studio, house fee collected.

Two minutes later moved to table shower -- best 20 minutes I've enjoyed since COVID shutdown. I was so clean.

Dried off, moved back to the studio and an exceptional deep-tissue massage followed.

Very nice edging before and after flip, standard NoVA pleasures at standard tips.

Seven is a great place. My massage technician was great!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Novacreeper** · 06-10-20 10:04

So after testing the establishments in my hood- Landmark- for the past I don't know how many weeks, I finally got a response from FW on Monday. When you call, it just rings, but they text you right back saying appointment only (which I found out they're only complying to Mr. Northam) and it's cash only and face mask.

Showed up at the designated time and texted when I arrived. Let in by a 40 ish Chinese provider who was the only one there. Typical AMP fare, 5'3, Very skinny, wearing a mask. The place weirdly dark (3 pm) but other than that, place was clean and relaxig as usual.

Opted for a 1/2 and got on the table. Subpar massage skills, mostly ST with little convo. Because her English was very bad and I had trouble making small talk with her. Those were the only 2 downs during this rendezvous. Everything else was above Nova level which is why I hit this place up periodically.

1/2 way into the rub she said something. I assume signaling to flip- so I did. Without pleading or mention of monetary prompting, she was already taking off her sundress playfully presenting a very thin bod, small ass and tits. Pretty much no front massage as I leaned up to draw her against me and explore her tiny-ness, She put her masked mouth on Rod Stewart and said something about it being difficult with a mask, but I was fine keeping masked groping her (I've gotten one here back in pre-Covid days). I may have been able to go unmasked but I've gone this long so I'm not doing it. YMMV.

After a couple of minutes of playing around I slid her panties off and pulled her back onto the table with me. She was on top and rubbed Rod between her legs and said "outside OK?

She gyrated simulated CG while stroking for the remaining 10 or so minutes- She didn't jackhammer at all and I stopped her a couple of times to edge.

All-in all it was an above average NOVA experience which is why I frequent this place when I can. I was extremely impressed by not having to go into indepth negotiation for extras or putting up with pouting.

House: 6. , tip:60 Good luck out there.

**Creeping** · 06-10-20 07:28

Texted her yesterday, she says she's in NYC and is afraid of traveling due to C19. I told her hell, she needs to worry about being in NY!! She says she hopes to return soon.

Creepin.

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

I saw her in March maybe and her ass was looking nice and plump. She said she gained like 20 lbs. So that ass was looking nice even had stretch marks LOL. She has the most ass out of any Chinese girl I've seen lately. Asian with big tits is okay but if she got a phat ass to match its a wrap. Please take my money! She's given me massages that are on par with the rest and she's FS.I have a feeling she may be returning soon. She ignores her phone when she's not in town.

**WillyBetten** · 06-09-20 22:47

Originally Posted by MoCoMan [View Original Post]

I've visited most of the independent Thai providers in NoVa, and Tara is far and away my favorite. Her massage skills are first-rate, although I might give KK and Vandara a slight edge in that area. It's pretty close, IMHO. But Tara offers a combination of sweetness, sensuality and beauty that elevate a 60- or 90-minute session to the next level, and make it something fondly remembered days, weeks and even months later. For me, she is in a league of her own. That's why I'm mightily intrigued about a new option I just saw for the first time in her latest BP ad: namely, the Tara Special, which she describes as a "full body massage-Nuru gel combination, including body shampoo scrub and shower". Rates are double those for her basic service. But given my excellent experiences with Tara, I'm inclined to try this new premium option. I'm willing to TOFTT, but would love to hear from anyone who has already tried the Tara Special, including whether you thought it was worth the upcharge and would request it again. Be sure to mention whether you chose the 30-, 60- or 90-minute Tara Special, and if you would opt for a longer or shorter session next time. Thanks in advance for your honest sharing. And be careful out there! https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9631860.html.

I've been seen Tara since. 2012-2013 ish. My best experience w / her was when she let me sim-fuck her. She oiled up her thighs, laid on the table face down, and let me fuck her between the thighs. Absolute treat. I wonder how much a freak she'll be if she does fully body nuru.

**Samizza** · 06-09-20 20:56

Going twice?

Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried her out? I texted and she said no FS, so I want to know if someone has had any experience with her, or should I TOFTT? She looks beautiful.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...r/9658367.html

**NyHornet** · 06-09-20 15:30

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

You guys should call baby Hua, baby huey because she is greedy. I read the reviews and they were mixed so I decided to roll the dice and I couldn't pass up a Chinese chick with a phat ass. Texted her for an appointment and she said she'd be available two hours later which I was fine with. Showed up, texted her I was there and she escorted me in the building. I noticed a possible larger monger exiting before I texted her. I stopped in the restroom to take a piss and wash my hands and went to the room. We did not discuss how long over the phone so she told me only hh. Which was 40. I was here we go with a rush job. Grabs my junk and ask me for 100 for bbj and I was like I want everything and she said no which was understandable given we only had hh. Handed her the 100 reluctantly because I thought she would upsell me later. And it was too much money for 2 min bbj. If they heavier guy was a monger there's no way she changed the sheets. I've been in some pretty sketchy and dirty in calls so I said fuck it. Massage was worth the 40. I had to ask her to back off a little because she was hurting me. Now I will say I've had better massages with the Koreans. So probably about 20 minutes in she asked me to flip and she had her little titties out. She did have some awesome nipples. I told her she was very pretty and she had an awesome body. She nursed me for a little bit and started bbj which was just ok. So me being who I am I'm like how much for doggie because I was trying to see that ass y'all was talking about. She said no because I'm big and she has a bf and he's small and would know. So of course I know she's running game and she was not interested in my money. Literally 2 mins in she asked me to self service. At this point I'm like fk it. She smart to ask for the tip upfront. I self service while she's licking my balls. I tried to get a good rhythm and not hit her in the face with my hand. She pulls her pants down now to help me and I see the hairy bush and a side view of the ass. I even said the ass was nice. I start thinking about destroying her little ass with my dick and that helped me cum. So total dmg was 140. She gave me a hot towel to clean up and she left the room. Little did I know she was going to go let another monger in. Wtf!! Side note she was using her phone pretty much the entire time I was face down. Even while massaging me with the other hand. So I get dressed she never said bye, no hug, no come back and see me. Nothing. I was extremely polite and had a pocket full of money. Then I had to awkwardly walk past the incoming monger. I was pissed! She did the whole hurry up and cum shit too. The girl needs help. She's doing too much by herself and being greedy. I would recommend her if you want a below average experience and like jacking off yourself. I love you guys but I have to disagree she barely has an ass. It fits her body. It was nothing that made my eyes widen. She did have some big nipples for her small titties
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Her ass is actually pretty nice if you get her on her hands and knees and slam it from behind. But she is moody and unpredictable, so after two visits I am done with her.