Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6783]

Shirlington is. 5 cheaper.

Comfort on Gallows also asked $280 for massage plus FS. Time to go to Maryland and keep looking for better service in Northern Virginia.

[DanznMan]

So she wanted you to pay a total of 280? I tell you, some of these Korean AMP providers are greedy as fcuk. They are like some of these Thai providers that people were ranting about a little while ago, wanting to up charge for services that you can get for cheaper by crossing into MD. Good on you for hold your ground and vote with your wallet. The Korean AMP hour usually is 45 minutes. Sometimes 30 minutes if the provider feels like the monger isn't going to pay over inflated prices for extra services.

Comfort on Gallows also asked $280 for massage plus FS. Time to go to Maryland and keep looking for better service in Northern Virginia.

[RedBird3]

Does anyone know what happened to Yoko at the Comfort Spa on Gallows. The new owner has a new set of ladies that do the needful but are overpriced for their service.

Agree with the over priced 160 plus 80 house total 140 for 40 min.

[Serpico99]

So I ventured over to Forever and mms met me at the door and led me to the room only saying I have young pretty girl for you, you pay 80 and she will come, I asked to see who I would get mms said pay 80 she come. After another round she complied brought the lady for me to see, she was slender, young and very friendly. Paid house fee, TS was good and massage was close to CMT quality. On the flip she pointed to little guy who was very happy to see daylight and said 2. I balked and said you are very pretty but house fee of. 80+2. I could just about go to one of the Tyson babes. She ended it I guess an hour is 40 min if you don't pay large tip. I left. 25 tip.

So she wanted you to pay a total of 280? I tell you, some of these Korean AMP providers are greedy as fcuk. They are like some of these Thai providers that people were ranting about a little while ago, wanting to up charge for services that you can get for cheaper by crossing into MD. Good on you for hold your ground and vote with your wallet. The Korean AMP hour usually is 45 minutes. Sometimes 30 minutes if the provider feels like the monger isn't going to pay over inflated prices for extra services.

[Serpico99]

After I struck out with connecting with some escorts I decided to try out comfort massage. Greeted at the door by Yu-Yu. They have their prices listed on the wall. She asked how long I wanted and if I wanted a shower. I opted out of the shower since I just took one and picked an hr for 60. So I get escorted to the room and she leaves. I strip down to my b-day suit. All they had was a towel to cover up so wrapped it around me. There's a sign in the room that says no sexual services. Thought a different girl would show up but it was Yu-Yu. I got excited because she was short and cute. She suffered from Noassatall which is standard and maybe some hefty a's. She tears off paper towels and put them on the face rest. Which tells me laundry doesn't happen here to often but it was better than going barefaced. The massage was med pressure with minimal tease. She did pretty much ride the back of my head when she was massaging my back and ass. She asked if I've been there before and I told her I have. She went to answer the door once during my massage. Had to wait 10 minutes. The over all massage was good. I had to tell her I wanted a happy ending. She started with no negotiations. I told her I'd tip her well. All she allowed was otc. I'm losing wood so I took over. Blasted off after imagining her riding me. She kept telling me to cum which I hate. After I came she wiped me off and left. No cuddling, ego booster, no help getting dressed. I left her 40 based on her service. At least at green castle I get otc roaming, or tit suck, or get daty / dato. Decent massage, weak finish. I probably won't repeat.

I have visited this place over the summer, and had Anna. She left for a couple of months, starting last month, but she was short and cute and really good massage skills. Her English was near perfect. Me and her had a good vibe and she teased and edged the hell of out me. I'm hoping she returns next month.

I decided to visit this place again today and requested Lucy. She is the fairly tall slim chick with blonde hair. Cute face. I was about to walk out the door when the first woman that greeted me was going to be my provider. She wasn't that attractive, although she was slim too. I just preferred Lucy's looks.

It's 40 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. I went with the 30 minutes and Lucy did a great medium pressure massage. On the flip, she took direction well and edged me nicely. OTC was fine, as I was not aggressive. Me and her were exchanging banter and had a good vibe going so I know she would be up for meeting outside the spa if I became a regular of hers. YMMV as these providers will be more accommodating if you are good looking and fit, have good hygiene, etc.

[DanznMan]

Does anyone know what happened to Yoko at the Comfort Spa on Gallows. The new owner has a new set of ladies that do the needful but are overpriced for their service.

[CoolWays]

Well I had a few hours to kill last week and decided to check out the Fairfax area. Disclaimer this is over 5 days.

1 visited 8303 against other reviewers advice I threw caution to the wind and tried their 4 hands. I was taken to the room by a lady I'd guess mid 40's and a very nice set of teds. I figured the worst could happen was I'd get to see touch and taste some nice ones, WRONG. I undressed and 2 ladies walked in no English, both had to be in 50's both well flat or saggy up top, I should have just left, but oh well. Massage was pretty good asked for hard it was closer to medium. Teasing was a minimum. On the flip was asked what I wanted, motioned I wanted both, and Wow all of a sudden the English language was understood, was told could have only one and the other didn't do extras but wanted her tip. At this point I figured hmmm this is going to get complicated, I just waved it off laid down 15 a piece got dressed and left, not a happy camper. Strike 1.

So I ventured over to Forever and mms met me at the door and led me to the room only saying I have young pretty girl for you, you pay 80 and she will come, I asked to see who I would get mms said pay 80 she come. After another round she complied brought the lady for me to see, she was slender, young and very friendly. Paid house fee, TS was good and massage was close to CMT quality. On the flip she pointed to little guy who was very happy to see daylight and said 2. I balked and said you are very pretty but house fee of. 80+2. I could just about go to one of the Tyson babes. She ended it I guess an hour is 40 min if you don't pay large tip. I left. 25 tip.

Javier.

Very sweet lady I'd guess early 40's I think Joy? Led to room paid the house and massage was ok, asked for hard mostly medium to feather touch which was ok but I really wanted some hard massage and stretching, on the flip nice leg and thigh massage, a little tease got the little one stirred up and she said nice big size do I need help, I said yes what did she have in mind, she motioned with her hand and I gave her my pouting look and she put her finger to her lips and I smiled let's just say the little guy was happy too. Total was. 70+70 Not a home run but I'd say a solid double in the gap.

[Happy Guy 2]

Place has been mentioned here with owner's name. Forget the Place name.

Went in to check it out. Owner in NY.

Attractive Asian gal, Anna, with nice body and nice smile greeted me and tried to communicate but really NO English. Took me 10 tries to understand her name! I don't give up.

Apparently she is Chinese and then we used phone translator.

For a Chinese place they had a Table Shower which I like, and it really breaks the ice when they wash you all over, they relax, and then they know you are clean.

We did an hour for. 7 which was a surprise with a TS, but leaves more tip for the gal, if deserving.

She was sweet, deserving and we both had a nice time. Worth a trip. Will repeat.

Suite L is way around back and through a courtyard.

Enjoy and place safe and as PA sais, always be nice to the ladies.

HG2.

Got lots of PM questions: where is place? What is phone number? What does she look like?

Already said "nice body and nice smile". That means to me, reasonably tall, hourglass body, not fat = NICE and sexy.

On a google search, or actually I use, DuckDuckGo.com because it is way safer: "bedpage Massage 307 Maple avenue W. Vienna" Bedpage or cityxguide gets you to recent ads if they are posting.

And they pop up with phone, etc. No New Name on the place: (Can't always trust RubMaps.).

It is a legit AMP and they advertise, so not hard to find really.

I got: https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...0/9560501.html.

She could have been the gal in the grey dress?

WOW.

Wow.

Since we are dealing with Newbies possibly, Here is a joke I received. Your laugh for the day: (Hope this is allowed on the Forum).

Subject: A boys first condom.

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet.
Of condoms at a nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go.
In a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me.
And there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not Really. '.

So, she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time. '.

So, I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

Then she beat the shit out of me.

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

Very Happy Holidays to all! Be safe and treat the ladies very nice.

[Rhinopole]

Place has been mentioned here with owner's name. Forget the Place name.

Went in to check it out. Owner in NY.

Attractive Asian gal, Anna, with nice body and nice smile greeted me and tried to communicate but really NO English. Took me 10 tries to understand her name! I don't give up.

Apparently she is Chinese and then we used phone translator.

For a Chinese place they had a Table Shower which I like, and it really breaks the ice when they wash you all over, they relax, and then they know you are clean.

We did an hour for. 7 which was a surprise with a TS, but leaves more tip for the gal, if deserving.

She was sweet, deserving and we both had a nice time. Worth a trip. Will repeat.

Suite L is way around back and through a courtyard.

Enjoy and place safe and as PA sais, always be nice to the ladies.

HG2.

Are you sure 3x7 is the address? I googled the address along with spa and came up with several that were close but not 3x7. Thanks.

[Bubba King]

I have seen her a number of times but it's was a while since my last visit. She is the same, attractive enough and in good shape for someone approaching 50. She is in a nice private residence in Sterling. Park in her DW and she opens garage door. You go in and she directs you thru garage to backyard stair to basement. She opens basement door for you and it's looks like an old kitchen. There is separate massage room. Shower is available for before and after. My most recent was same as before. Standard independent donation. Get on heated table, lights low. She comes in and unzips light jacket and takes off and has on yoga pants and jog bra. She looks ok and is Size A boobs. Don't believe any differently. Good deep massage, lot of elbows. Feels good if you like the elbow massage. On flip massages front. Don't have to ask or negotiate for HJ. Will allow feeling of butt. Not UTC or OTC anywhere. Says she is "ticklish" when you try to feel her boobs. Good complete finish. Cleaned me up, foot and head / face massage and then done. Shower after. Leaving thru basement door and stair, but have to walk around side of house. Feels real funny.

Good news is she seems happy just normal fee and no tip. I will go see her again for massage and because she can carry on a conversation. If you want more than standard HJ and no OTC and UTC you need to go somewhere else.

I haven't seen Miss Va in a few years, but Boatman is correct on every detail. She is cool, and gives a decent massage for a tiny thing. She has morales. Nothing beyond what has been mentioned. I guess I moved on because I wanted a little more. B.

[VChase]

Both locations are right by each other and offer NOVA dreams. Cherry and Lucy never disappoint. I have a friend who claimed he was able to talk Lucy into F. S. For $$. 4 (including house fee). I tried going a few weeks ago and they were closed, not sure if it was just for the holidays or if it was permanent. Uncle LEO was hanging out nearby on Gallows, not sure if it was related or if they were just thereto regulate traffic.

What is the best parlor near Tysons Corner? Any info greatly appreciated. It a good UTR. THANK YOU!

[PilotAviator]

Speaking of MMS, the coolest one I ever met was Angie, at Kims in Springfield. I think it's called Blue now? Maybe? Anyhow, she was a real hoot, friendly, personable and would set me up with a good one every time. She use to give socks to customers at Christmas.

Angie was very special -- a very good MMS.

Other honorable mentions. Lily at MSP (Edsall Therapy), Vicky (who was also the owner), Sarah at CTM in Springfield, and the MMS at Annandale Wellness a few years ago.

All of these managers were nice / took care that the spas were well-maintained and the technicians worked well with the clients.

And the best clients were always nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Happy Guy 2]

Place has been mentioned here with owner's name. Forget the Place name.

Went in to check it out. Owner in NY.

Attractive Asian gal, Anna, with nice body and nice smile greeted me and tried to communicate but really NO English. Took me 10 tries to understand her name! I don't give up.

Apparently she is Chinese and then we used phone translator.

For a Chinese place they had a Table Shower which I like, and it really breaks the ice when they wash you all over, they relax, and then they know you are clean.

We did an hour for. 7 which was a surprise with a TS, but leaves more tip for the gal, if deserving.

She was sweet, deserving and we both had a nice time. Worth a trip. Will repeat.

Suite L is way around back and through a courtyard.

Enjoy and place safe and as PA sais, always be nice to the ladies.

HG2.

[NyHornet]

Newbie here, went into wellness, 70 was the AMP, and tipped 40 for a standard nova finish? I'm assuming that's just a HJ, she also stuck her fingers in my ass LOL. She was probably 40 years of age, gave a hard massage, not a looker though. Overall experience a 7/10. I want to find someone more attractive to do my massages.

Sounds like Penny. Lucy is cuter, if she is still there. Both are friendly.

[NyHornet]

HG2 and PA. Don't take it so hard, all I meant is that for guys like me who got to enjoy the hobby since the 90's, specially in DC, and after it all came crashing down at the hands of LEO. MMS's have changed a lot.

The good MMS of today, the one who cares about their customer, the one with Yoda levels of wisdom, Yoda levels of charisma, Yoda levels of everything that we love in a good AMP. Also comes with Yoda levels of physical beauty. LOL.

Speaking of MMS, the coolest one I ever met was Angie, at Kims in Springfield. I think it's called Blue now? Maybe? Anyhow, she was a real hoot, friendly, personable and would set me up with a good one every time. She use to give socks to customers at Christmas.