Massage Parlor Reports

**Rhinopole** · 12-20-19 09:42

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Well I had a few hours to kill last week and decided to check out the Fairfax area. Disclaimer this is over 5 days.

1 visited 8303 against other reviewers advice I threw caution to the wind and tried their 4 hands. I was taken to the room by a lady I'd guess mid 40's and a very nice set of teds. I figured the worst could happen was I'd get to see touch and taste some nice ones, WRONG. I undressed and 2 ladies walked in no English, both had to be in 50's both well flat or saggy up top, I should have just left, but oh well. Massage was pretty good asked for hard it was closer to medium. Teasing was a minimum. On the flip was asked what I wanted, motioned I wanted both, and Wow all of a sudden the English language was understood, was told could have only one and the other didn't do extras but wanted her tip. At this point I figured hmmm this is going to get complicated, I just waved it off laid down 15 a piece got dressed and left, not a happy camper. Strike 1.

So I ventured over to Forever and mms met me at the door and led me to the room only saying I have young pretty girl for you, you pay 80 and she will come, I asked to see who I would get mms said pay 80 she come. After another round she complied brought the lady for me to see, she was slender, young and very friendly. Paid house fee, TS was good and massage was close to CMT quality. On the flip she pointed to little guy who was very happy to see daylight and said 2. I balked and said you are very pretty but house fee of. 80+2. I could just about go to one of the Tyson babes. She ended it I guess an hour is 40 min if you don't pay large tip. I left. 25 tip.

Javier.

Very sweet lady I'd guess early 40's I think Joy? Led to room paid the house and massage was ok, asked for hard mostly medium to feather touch which was ok but I really wanted some hard massage and stretching, on the flip nice leg and thigh massage, a little tease got the little one stirred up and she said nice big size do I need help, I said yes what did she have in mind, she motioned with her hand and I gave her my pouting look and she put her finger to her lips and I smiled let's just say the little guy was happy too. Total was. 70+70 Not a home run but I'd say a solid double in the gap.

Does solid double + CBJ or something bette at Javier? (Is DATY on the menu?) Thanks.

**SonChi** · 12-20-19 08:57

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

After my last frustrating experience at Angel got me thinking. First we won't do BJ at this place, but we will fake one to try to get more money out of you.

Second. At Angel we never do FS. But we will get completely naked and slide our pussy lips on your bare cock.

How stupid is this? I understand maybe if you bring your own equipment then that's fine and you properly dispose on your own. I get they don't want a million rubbers all over the the place. But the oh we don't do that stuff at this place, but still want well over a 100 for a tip is ridiculous, plus the entry fee.

For 160 to 180 you should be getting way more for your dollar. Who is paying 200 to 300 for HE? We need to stop letting them rip us off. I feel like going back to Angel just to make them give me standard nova for 40. I'm done with getting ripped off.

I posted this before:

Let's takeover. Walk in, happily pay the 1 hour fee. Enjoy the TS and the rub, which usually are nice. Upon the flip, when the upsell comes, negotiate the tip as such: say 20 for nothing, 40 for hand, 60 for mouth, 100 for everything.

You get the idea. They make a decision and the fun begins (very rarely not). This way, we control what we get and so do they.

It will only work if most of us do it.

**Cowboy95** · 12-20-19 07:23

Just wanted to share my experience at these two places.

8303.

Actually I found this message board looking for reviews of this place. Saw a post that a guy knew one of the girls from another spa, and she was great, or something like that, so I called ahead, asked for her (sorry, don't remember the name) and made my way over there. Consistent with other reviews of this place, 50 yr+, not ugly, but not attractive lady. She was very pleasant, and gave a nice massage. On the flip, was standard HJ finish. I was hoping to close my eyes and use my imagination, but she asked me if I wanted to touch her. I felt like I was doing this more for her hah. Not worth the $ IMHO.

Javier.

Have to apologize again for not having a name. I felt almost rushed to get in this place. Sent a message about coming, she texted back "come now!" Few minutes later "are you coming? "are you here? Almost scared me off honestly. Once in, attractive enough 40 something, good English, pleasant to talk to. Massage was mostly very good, although, I don't know what you guys like, medium pressure is about all I can do on my legs, she was laying into them pretty hard. First time ever I had to ask someone to stop during a massage. Once past that, some nice teasing, then on the flip, got a nice HJ. I didn't push for anything more. Some OTC roaming and some nursing. Not my favorite, but will likely return.

**Asphalt** · 12-19-19 23:01

Originally Posted by Sfrancis118 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing her regularly for fbsm as she's close to my work. Always a great experience because I love her look and Latin hospitality. Curious to know if anyone has experiences more than fbsm.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/audri-es...gton-dc-291621#erotic.

The link doesn't give the contact info without a login. Nor does it give any idea of her general area. She looks good though.

**Krakatoa** · 12-19-19 22:38

Short version: total staff turnover, not all bad.

Called this morning and an unfamiliar voice answered. Bummer. I had been on good terms with Mamasan. This new one said "All new girls. You come over. " I wasn't pleased to hear that, as I was looking forward to seeing Yumi again, and some of their recent hires have been disappointing. (Anyone know where Yumi went?

I considered going somewhere else, but had to face it: there aren't many alternatives in the same service category unless I take a long drive. I decided to TOFTT. New mamasan walks me in, talking with her mouth full the entire time. All the old girls are gone. Regular mamasan is on vacation. Same owners. I asked her if she had a skinny girl, and she ducked out.

I was relieved when Sue walked in. I had the feeling she was both a pro and a warm, friendly person. I asked for a hard massage and she delivered most of it on foot, I. E. Backwalking. She is quite skilled at this and unzipped my back pretty well. Since I had only pad for a half hour, we quickly moved on to part two. I soon learned that I am no longer grandfathered in at 120 plus house, but I managed to limit the increase to an additional 20.

No need to to go into a lot of detail here. I look forward to my next visit. In the bright lights, it is clear from her face that Sue is probably 50. In the half light, her beauty shines. She's tiny, has beautiful natural bees, a cute K-butt, and flawless skin. Just as important, she fully enjoyed our session. I really appreciate a provider who takes real pleasure in her work. YMMV, of course, as not everyone has the oral fixations I do.

I didn't see anyone else. Would love to hear intel on the other new staff.

K.

**Sfrancis118** · 12-19-19 17:18

I've been seeing her regularly for fbsm as she's close to my work. Always a great experience because I love her look and Latin hospitality. Curious to know if anyone has experiences more than fbsm.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/audri-es...gton-dc-291621#erotic.

**Jim Rob** · 12-19-19 15:15

After my last frustrating experience at Angel got me thinking. First we won't do BJ at this place, but we will fake one to try to get more money out of you.

Second. At Angel we never do FS. But we will get completely naked and slide our pussy lips on your bare cock.

How stupid is this? I understand maybe if you bring your own equipment then that's fine and you properly dispose on your own. I get they don't want a million rubbers all over the the place. But the oh we don't do that stuff at this place, but still want well over a 100 for a tip is ridiculous, plus the entry fee.

For 160 to 180 you should be getting way more for your dollar. Who is paying 200 to 300 for HE? We need to stop letting them rip us off. I feel like going back to Angel just to make them give me standard nova for 40. I'm done with getting ripped off.

**Member #6783** · 12-19-19 14:29

Shirlington is. 5 cheaper.

Originally Posted by DanznMan [View Original Post]

Comfort on Gallows also asked $280 for massage plus FS. Time to go to Maryland and keep looking for better service in Northern Virginia.

**DanznMan** · 12-19-19 11:41

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

So she wanted you to pay a total of 280? I tell you, some of these Korean AMP providers are greedy as fcuk. They are like some of these Thai providers that people were ranting about a little while ago, wanting to up charge for services that you can get for cheaper by crossing into MD. Good on you for hold your ground and vote with your wallet. The Korean AMP hour usually is 45 minutes. Sometimes 30 minutes if the provider feels like the monger isn't going to pay over inflated prices for extra services.

Comfort on Gallows also asked $280 for massage plus FS. Time to go to Maryland and keep looking for better service in Northern Virginia.

**RedBird3** · 12-18-19 20:51

Originally Posted by DanznMan [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to Yoko at the Comfort Spa on Gallows. The new owner has a new set of ladies that do the needful but are overpriced for their service.

Agree with the over priced 160 plus 80 house total 140 for 40 min.

**Serpico99** · 12-18-19 17:22

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

So I ventured over to Forever and mms met me at the door and led me to the room only saying I have young pretty girl for you, you pay 80 and she will come, I asked to see who I would get mms said pay 80 she come. After another round she complied brought the lady for me to see, she was slender, young and very friendly. Paid house fee, TS was good and massage was close to CMT quality. On the flip she pointed to little guy who was very happy to see daylight and said 2. I balked and said you are very pretty but house fee of. 80+2. I could just about go to one of the Tyson babes. She ended it I guess an hour is 40 min if you don't pay large tip. I left. 25 tip.

So she wanted you to pay a total of 280? I tell you, some of these Korean AMP providers are greedy as fcuk. They are like some of these Thai providers that people were ranting about a little while ago, wanting to up charge for services that you can get for cheaper by crossing into MD. Good on you for hold your ground and vote with your wallet. The Korean AMP hour usually is 45 minutes. Sometimes 30 minutes if the provider feels like the monger isn't going to pay over inflated prices for extra services.

**Serpico99** · 12-18-19 17:15

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

After I struck out with connecting with some escorts I decided to try out comfort massage. Greeted at the door by Yu-Yu. They have their prices listed on the wall. She asked how long I wanted and if I wanted a shower. I opted out of the shower since I just took one and picked an hr for 60. So I get escorted to the room and she leaves. I strip down to my b-day suit. All they had was a towel to cover up so wrapped it around me. There's a sign in the room that says no sexual services. Thought a different girl would show up but it was Yu-Yu. I got excited because she was short and cute. She suffered from Noassatall which is standard and maybe some hefty a's. She tears off paper towels and put them on the face rest. Which tells me laundry doesn't happen here to often but it was better than going barefaced. The massage was med pressure with minimal tease. She did pretty much ride the back of my head when she was massaging my back and ass. She asked if I've been there before and I told her I have. She went to answer the door once during my massage. Had to wait 10 minutes. The over all massage was good. I had to tell her I wanted a happy ending. She started with no negotiations. I told her I'd tip her well. All she allowed was otc. I'm losing wood so I took over. Blasted off after imagining her riding me. She kept telling me to cum which I hate. After I came she wiped me off and left. No cuddling, ego booster, no help getting dressed. I left her 40 based on her service. At least at green castle I get otc roaming, or tit suck, or get daty / dato. Decent massage, weak finish. I probably won't repeat.

I have visited this place over the summer, and had Anna. She left for a couple of months, starting last month, but she was short and cute and really good massage skills. Her English was near perfect. Me and her had a good vibe and she teased and edged the hell of out me. I'm hoping she returns next month.

I decided to visit this place again today and requested Lucy. She is the fairly tall slim chick with blonde hair. Cute face. I was about to walk out the door when the first woman that greeted me was going to be my provider. She wasn't that attractive, although she was slim too. I just preferred Lucy's looks.

It's 40 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. I went with the 30 minutes and Lucy did a great medium pressure massage. On the flip, she took direction well and edged me nicely. OTC was fine, as I was not aggressive. Me and her were exchanging banter and had a good vibe going so I know she would be up for meeting outside the spa if I became a regular of hers. YMMV as these providers will be more accommodating if you are good looking and fit, have good hygiene, etc.

**DanznMan** · 12-18-19 16:26

Does anyone know what happened to Yoko at the Comfort Spa on Gallows. The new owner has a new set of ladies that do the needful but are overpriced for their service.

**CoolWays** · 12-18-19 00:45

Well I had a few hours to kill last week and decided to check out the Fairfax area. Disclaimer this is over 5 days.

1 visited 8303 against other reviewers advice I threw caution to the wind and tried their 4 hands. I was taken to the room by a lady I'd guess mid 40's and a very nice set of teds. I figured the worst could happen was I'd get to see touch and taste some nice ones, WRONG. I undressed and 2 ladies walked in no English, both had to be in 50's both well flat or saggy up top, I should have just left, but oh well. Massage was pretty good asked for hard it was closer to medium. Teasing was a minimum. On the flip was asked what I wanted, motioned I wanted both, and Wow all of a sudden the English language was understood, was told could have only one and the other didn't do extras but wanted her tip. At this point I figured hmmm this is going to get complicated, I just waved it off laid down 15 a piece got dressed and left, not a happy camper. Strike 1.

So I ventured over to Forever and mms met me at the door and led me to the room only saying I have young pretty girl for you, you pay 80 and she will come, I asked to see who I would get mms said pay 80 she come. After another round she complied brought the lady for me to see, she was slender, young and very friendly. Paid house fee, TS was good and massage was close to CMT quality. On the flip she pointed to little guy who was very happy to see daylight and said 2. I balked and said you are very pretty but house fee of. 80+2. I could just about go to one of the Tyson babes. She ended it I guess an hour is 40 min if you don't pay large tip. I left. 25 tip.

Javier.

Very sweet lady I'd guess early 40's I think Joy? Led to room paid the house and massage was ok, asked for hard mostly medium to feather touch which was ok but I really wanted some hard massage and stretching, on the flip nice leg and thigh massage, a little tease got the little one stirred up and she said nice big size do I need help, I said yes what did she have in mind, she motioned with her hand and I gave her my pouting look and she put her finger to her lips and I smiled let's just say the little guy was happy too. Total was. 70+70 Not a home run but I'd say a solid double in the gap.

**Happy Guy 2** · 12-17-19 21:08

Originally Posted by HappyGuy2 [View Original Post]

Place has been mentioned here with owner's name. Forget the Place name.

Went in to check it out. Owner in NY.

Attractive Asian gal, Anna, with nice body and nice smile greeted me and tried to communicate but really NO English. Took me 10 tries to understand her name! I don't give up.

Apparently she is Chinese and then we used phone translator.

For a Chinese place they had a Table Shower which I like, and it really breaks the ice when they wash you all over, they relax, and then they know you are clean.

We did an hour for. 7 which was a surprise with a TS, but leaves more tip for the gal, if deserving.

She was sweet, deserving and we both had a nice time. Worth a trip. Will repeat.

Suite L is way around back and through a courtyard.

Enjoy and place safe and as PA sais, always be nice to the ladies.

HG2.

Got lots of PM questions: where is place? What is phone number? What does she look like?

Already said "nice body and nice smile". That means to me, reasonably tall, hourglass body, not fat = NICE and sexy.

On a google search, or actually I use, DuckDuckGo.com because it is way safer: "bedpage Massage 307 Maple avenue W. Vienna" Bedpage or cityxguide gets you to recent ads if they are posting.

And they pop up with phone, etc. No New Name on the place: (Can't always trust RubMaps.).

It is a legit AMP and they advertise, so not hard to find really.

I got: https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...0/9560501.html.

She could have been the gal in the grey dress?

WOW.

Wow.

Since we are dealing with Newbies possibly, Here is a joke I received. Your laugh for the day: (Hope this is allowed on the Forum).

Subject: A boys first condom.

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet.
Of condoms at a nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go.
In a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me.
And there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not Really. '.

So, she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time. '.

So, I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

Then she beat the shit out of me.

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

Very Happy Holidays to all! Be safe and treat the ladies very nice.