Massage Parlor Reports

**Mdubya** · 12-16-19 14:01

After I struck out with connecting with some escorts I decided to try out comfort massage. Greeted at the door by Yu-Yu. They have their prices listed on the wall. She asked how long I wanted and if I wanted a shower. I opted out of the shower since I just took one and picked an hr for 60. So I get escorted to the room and she leaves. I strip down to my b-day suit. All they had was a towel to cover up so wrapped it around me. There's a sign in the room that says no sexual services. Thought a different girl would show up but it was Yu-Yu. I got excited because she was short and cute. She suffered from Noassatall which is standard and maybe some hefty a's. She tears off paper towels and put them on the face rest. Which tells me laundry doesn't happen here to often but it was better than going barefaced. The massage was med pressure with minimal tease. She did pretty much ride the back of my head when she was massaging my back and ass. She asked if I've been there before and I told her I have. She went to answer the door once during my massage. Had to wait 10 minutes. The over all massage was good. I had to tell her I wanted a happy ending. She started with no negotiations. I told her I'd tip her well. All she allowed was otc. I'm losing wood so I took over. Blasted off after imagining her riding me. She kept telling me to cum which I hate. After I came she wiped me off and left. No cuddling, ego booster, no help getting dressed. I left her 40 based on her service. At least at green castle I get otc roaming, or tit suck, or get daty / dato. Decent massage, weak finish. I probably won't repeat.

**Grasput1959** · 12-16-19 08:46

Originally Posted by HighwayGuy [View Original Post]

Did you mean to say Silver Spring? I've not heard of Spring, MD.

My bad! Meant Silver Spring MD.

**BigBoyNova2** · 12-16-19 00:31

Newbie here, went into wellness, 70 was the AMP, and tipped 40 for a standard nova finish? I'm assuming that's just a HJ, she also stuck her fingers in my ass LOL. She was probably 40 years of age, gave a hard massage, not a looker though. Overall experience a 7/10. I want to find someone more attractive to do my massages.

**Collio2** · 12-15-19 17:54

C&c spa has a girl named Angie. She is pretty young and hot. I always had good times in c&c and Angie was the best so far. She is a well skilled provider with good attitude.

**Erika Scorpio** · 12-15-19 11:09

HG2 and PA. Don't take it so hard, all I meant is that for guys like me who got to enjoy the hobby since the 90's, specially in DC, and after it all came crashing down at the hands of LEO. MMS's have changed a lot.

The good MMS of today, the one who cares about their customer, the one with Yoda levels of wisdom, Yoda levels of charisma, Yoda levels of everything that we love in a good AMP. Also comes with Yoda levels of physical beauty. LOL.

**MaverickUsa** · 12-15-19 03:17

What is the best parlor near Tysons Corner? Any info greatly appreciated. It a good UTR. THANK YOU!

**Happy Guy 2** · 12-15-19 01:30

Originally Posted by ErikaScorpio [View Original Post]

Have you seen most AMPs in the area? How can you make out which of all the old ladies inside there is the actual MMS?

Maybe the wrinkliest one?

Maybe the one who gets the door the most?

The one who answers the phone the most?

They're all MMS in there.

Some places have a MMS and some don't.

No, I know a few owners who are hot and not wrinkled and work hard for repeat business from NICE clients. They do not like assholes, and talk about it.

Basically as in all things, as you gain experience, you know where to go. But there are always changes going on. Old place gets new owner or new place opens up. See it every week so always scouting when I have time driving by a new place. Change is constant.

Generally since most gals are just nice hard working girls trying to earn a living, and as PA said, treat them right, go in on scouting missions and say you are new to the area and looking around to visit LATER. Ask for a card which telephone number, get a name if you see something you like and then call and return, or, if it looks too promising to leave, stay. You don't have to go in committed. Just be friendly, polite, smile and joke around to put them at ease that you are not LE. Some will be very standoffish and others will be overly friendly. I have walked into a new place and they put arms open for a hug or question "how long?" Me: "Not now, just wanted to say hello and meet who was here to maybe come back later and get your telephone number and prices for when I have time. " They understand, and as Asians, know how to comparison shop and love to negotiate. Just be smiles and nice.

They might just give you a card or try to entice you to stay.

Nothing ventured nothing lost (or spent) and you got a lot of intel.

There are a lot of gems in NOVA !

Play safe,

HG2.

**PilotAviator** · 12-15-19 01:03

Originally Posted by ErikaScorpio [View Original Post]

Have you seen most AMPs in the area? How can you make out which of all the old ladies inside there is the actual MMS?

Maybe the wrinkliest one?

Maybe the one who gets the door the most?

The one who answers the phone the most?

They're all MMS in there.

Considering the WIKIPEDIA definition for NoVA includes the independent cities and counties on the Virginia side of the Washington-Baltimore-Arlington, DC-MD-VA-WV-PA Combined Statistical Area as defined by the USOMB (which at a minimum consists of the counties of Arlington, Fairfax, Loudoun, and Prince William, as well as the independent cities of Alexandria, Fairfax, Falls Church, Manassas, and Manassas Park), I admit that I have not seem "Most AMPs in the Area" (a swag estimate of perhaps 200 AMPs?).
However, I have been a customer at a number of AMPs (most of them are regularly reviewed on USAIG).
With regards to your question "how to make out who is the MMS" the simple answer is "by talking to the ladies and treating them with appropriate respect, just as we want to be treated with respect. "
Always be nice to the ladies -- and Happy Holidays to all.

PA.

**Zero111** · 12-14-19 23:18

My favorite spot is still imperial.

**HighwayGuy** · 12-14-19 15:28

Originally Posted by Grasput1959 [View Original Post]

Check out Magic Spa and Majestic Spa in Spring MD. Expensive if you do not bargain and show them you have been around the blocks a few times.

Did you mean to say Silver Spring? I've not heard of Spring, MD.

**Erika Scorpio** · 12-14-19 15:08

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Emily Post -- You remember -- the "good manners / etiquette lady. ".

Saw article today titled "holiday tipping guide 2019" (google the title, you'll find the article on yahoo if you want to read it).

Emily Post says "cash is the best gift" -- and for a massage therapist, the best gift is the equivalent given to the house for your session (given as a gift, not tip to your favorite Massage Technicians / ATFs).

Emily Post does not make mention of MMS, but a tip (or gift) to MMS can be a doorway to a better future massage experience based on my observations.

Always be nice to the ladies. And, in my opinion, especially to the ladies you see on a regular basis (or you consider ATFs).

Happy Holidays.

PA.

Have you seen most AMPs in the area? How can you make out which of all the old ladies inside there is the actual MMS?

Maybe the wrinkliest one?

Maybe the one who gets the door the most?

The one who answers the phone the most?

They're all MMS in there.

**WxMan1** · 12-14-19 13:54

Have anyone come across girls with bushes? If so who and where. Thanks.

**PilotAviator** · 12-14-19 11:58

Emily Post -- You remember -- the "good manners / etiquette lady. ".

Saw article today titled "holiday tipping guide 2019" (google the title, you'll find the article on yahoo if you want to read it).

Emily Post says "cash is the best gift" -- and for a massage therapist, the best gift is the equivalent given to the house for your session (given as a gift, not tip to your favorite Massage Technicians / ATFs).

Emily Post does not make mention of MMS, but a tip (or gift) to MMS can be a doorway to a better future massage experience based on my observations.

Always be nice to the ladies. And, in my opinion, especially to the ladies you see on a regular basis (or you consider ATFs).

Happy Holidays.

PA.

**Sterling44** · 12-14-19 01:20

Originally Posted by Grasput1959 [View Original Post]

Check out Magic Spa and Majestic Spa in Spring MD. Expensive if you do not bargain and show them you have been around the blocks a few times.

Majestic Spa is definitely worth the drive. I never leave disappointed. I heard about it on this site.

**BoatMan3** · 12-13-19 23:52

I have seen her a number of times but it's was a while since my last visit. She is the same, attractive enough and in good shape for someone approaching 50. She is in a nice private residence in Sterling. Park in her DW and she opens garage door. You go in and she directs you thru garage to backyard stair to basement. She opens basement door for you and it's looks like an old kitchen. There is separate massage room. Shower is available for before and after. My most recent was same as before. Standard independent donation. Get on heated table, lights low. She comes in and unzips light jacket and takes off and has on yoga pants and jog bra. She looks ok and is Size A boobs. Don't believe any differently. Good deep massage, lot of elbows. Feels good if you like the elbow massage. On flip massages front. Don't have to ask or negotiate for HJ. Will allow feeling of butt. Not UTC or OTC anywhere. Says she is "ticklish" when you try to feel her boobs. Good complete finish. Cleaned me up, foot and head / face massage and then done. Shower after. Leaving thru basement door and stair, but have to walk around side of house. Feels real funny.

Good news is she seems happy just normal fee and no tip. I will go see her again for massage and because she can carry on a conversation. If you want more than standard HJ and no OTC and UTC you need to go somewhere else.