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**NatParkLover** · 11-23-19 08:24

Originally Posted by SteakTartare [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JourdanNeale

I sent a PM to Jourdan Neale and she replied right away on Hx. She's a 26 yo blonde, about 5'9" 125 lbs with man-made boobs. Heavy tanning booth user with some enhancements on her face. Wish I could have seen her before all the modifications to the chassis. Thin legs, tiny ass, and super flat abs. Typical duck lips that Millennials think are hot. I went to her incall in Venice Beach. Man the apartments here are hard to get in and out of and good luck on finding parking, especially if you drive an Escalade or Expedition. I had to park at Westminster Dog Park 1/4 mile away and walked to her complex, and she had to buzz me in with a gate code. Normally she was charging 200 for a Hh GFE to include BBBJ, kissing, and CFS but that day she seemed particularly thirsty and I got in for $120 LOL. The pics are better looking as far as face but the body is spot on. You will not be disappointed if you like fucking long legged thin blondes with fake boobs and abs tight as a drum. Her age is probably closer to 30 than 26. She is really weird and a germaphobe because as soon as you walk in her super messy 300 sq ft apartment (living in LA is a major pain huh) before even saying Hello, she will ask you to put the donation on the table and wash your hands in the bathroom. States greenbacks are full of feces and bacteria. I complied and off to the races. She wasn't wearing much when I walked in and you will know right away what is in store for you. Started with a BBBJ that will not win any AVN trophies, then on with the hat and I just fucked her in as many positions as I could and finished in CG. Not worth the usual entrance fee but if you catch her offering a special and if you can find parking in this hellish place then she is worth a 30 min fuck session.

-Steak.

So the pics she posts are her? Thanks for the review.

**SteakTartare** · 11-22-19 14:29

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JourdanNeale

I sent a PM to Jourdan Neale and she replied right away on Hx. She's a 26 yo blonde, about 5'9" 125 lbs with man-made boobs. Heavy tanning booth user with some enhancements on her face. Wish I could have seen her before all the modifications to the chassis. Thin legs, tiny ass, and super flat abs. Typical duck lips that Millennials think are hot. I went to her incall in Venice Beach. Man the apartments here are hard to get in and out of and good luck on finding parking, especially if you drive an Escalade or Expedition. I had to park at Westminster Dog Park 1/4 mile away and walked to her complex, and she had to buzz me in with a gate code. Normally she was charging 200 for a Hh GFE to include BBBJ, kissing, and CFS but that day she seemed particularly thirsty and I got in for $120 LOL. The pics are better looking as far as face but the body is spot on. You will not be disappointed if you like fucking long legged thin blondes with fake boobs and abs tight as a drum. Her age is probably closer to 30 than 26. She is really weird and a germaphobe because as soon as you walk in her super messy 300 sq ft apartment (living in LA is a major pain huh) before even saying Hello, she will ask you to put the donation on the table and wash your hands in the bathroom. States greenbacks are full of feces and bacteria. I complied and off to the races. She wasn't wearing much when I walked in and you will know right away what is in store for you. Started with a BBBJ that will not win any AVN trophies, then on with the hat and I just fucked her in as many positions as I could and finished in CG. Not worth the usual entrance fee but if you catch her offering a special and if you can find parking in this hellish place then she is worth a 30 min fuck session.

-Steak.

**TheWhiteWabbit** · 11-21-19 18:09

Originally Posted by JoePike [View Original Post]

Any intel on this young lady?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LisaBailey

Was just going to post a review- saw her the other day. Pics are very accurate. Super hot GND spinner, incredible body, no tits but long perky nipples and tight body. Gorgeous kitty. DFK, good experience but something missing. Might have just been chemistry between the two of us. Professional but inexperienced vibe I guess? Like, professional in that it didn't feel like something was happening between us genuinely, but inexperienced in that it didn't feel like I was her tenth client that day and she didn't do this often or was newish. So good and worth it, personally might not go back, still thinking about it. Overall a- or b+.

**Oglaf** · 11-21-19 17:22

Originally Posted by Adam405 [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/TaliaMilan

Anyone seen this girl? Her pics look sexy as fuck and I'd really appreciate any info on her.

Not seen her but we have a friend in common. Pix are old but accurate.

**DailyFantasy** · 11-21-19 17:14

Originally Posted by JoePike [View Original Post]

Any intel on this young lady?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LisaBailey

I found Lisa to be intriguing. She will either your type or not, not in between. She is responsive and will go along with the GFE making out session. Her skills are nothing extravagant, just vanilla. But she will play along if you put a little effort and can orgasm, too. Half hour would be a good for first timers to try a session with her.

**Joe Pike** · 11-21-19 17:04

Any intel on this young lady?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LisaBailey

**SteakTartare** · 11-21-19 10:52

I can only comment on what my own senses can discern, but the room reeked of THC. The bloodshot eyes and the detached demeanor are apparent. Her hair, skin and teeth are all beautiful and blemish-free. A large percentage of the girls I have seen in recent years use pot as part of their pre-appointment ritual. Anything beyond pot is pure speculation. Opioid abuse for example, will not produce any obvious outward visible signs, and unless you have x-ray vision to peek into the size of their livers, one really can't tell. With kaikai22 however, the quasi-dead fish session, whether it is her natural state or due to chemical influence, is not a deal breaker for me, because she is just too pretty and her body is nearly perfect.

Steak.

Originally Posted by IAmGib1 [View Original Post]

What sort of "major hits" are you talking about? Pot? Meth? Something else?

**IAmGib1** · 11-21-19 08:07

Originally Posted by SteakTartare [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/kaikai22

Just had the pleasure of seeing kaikai22. I believe the previous reports of her being a dead fish is only partially accurate. She comes across this way probably because she really does major hits prior to her appts. When I saw her, she was really high and her eyes were red. I agree she wasn't much responsive when I was doing her mish and doggie but she really enjoys DATY. If you love eating pussy, you won't find a more fresh and tastier pussy than hers. It is so pink, and smelled so good. I spent about 20 minutes just savoring her scent and sweet taste. She came during DATY and got a small headache from the intensity. I let her rest for 5 minutes before plowing her and during this break, she posed her fantastic ass and her beautiful pussy for some close up pictures. This girl's body is so fit and tight as a drum. Only one distracting tattoo on her right flank but otherwise that body is just amazing. I got MSOG but she does not provide BBFS. Think of her as a semi-responsive high as a kite cute submissive trophy fuck. BBBJ will not win any adult video awards but seeing that gorgeous face bob up and down your dick is a wonderful sight. So if you love eating pussy that smells and tastes so sweet, then kaikai22 is your Georgia peach.

Steak.

What sort of "major hits" are you talking about? Pot? Meth? Something else?

**Adam405** · 11-20-19 20:53

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/TaliaMilan

Anyone seen this girl? Her pics look sexy as fuck and I'd really appreciate any info on her.

**TurningPoint** · 11-20-19 18:50

Originally Posted by SteakTartare [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/kaikai22

Just had the pleasure of seeing kaikai22. I believe the previous reports of her being a dead fish is only partially accurate. She comes across this way probably because she really does major hits prior to her appts. When I saw her, she was really high and her eyes were red. I agree she wasn't much responsive when I was doing her mish and doggie but she really enjoys DATY. If you love eating pussy, you won't find a more fresh and tastier pussy than hers. It is so pink, and smelled so good. I spent about 20 minutes just savoring her scent and sweet taste. She came during DATY and got a small headache from the intensity. I let her rest for 5 minutes before plowing her and during this break, she posed her fantastic ass and her beautiful pussy for some close up pictures. This girl's body is so fit and tight as a drum. Only one distracting tattoo on her right flank but otherwise that body is just amazing. I got MSOG but she does not provide BBFS. Think of her as a semi-responsive high as a kite cute submissive trophy fuck. BBBJ will not win any adult video awards but seeing that gorgeous face bob up and down your dick is a wonderful sight. So if you love eating pussy that smells and tastes so sweet, then kaikai22 is your Georgia peach.

Steak.

I can't pm you to ask for more information though.

**SteakTartare** · 11-20-19 11:40

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/kaikai22

Just had the pleasure of seeing kaikai22. I believe the previous reports of her being a dead fish is only partially accurate. She comes across this way probably because she really does major hits prior to her appts. When I saw her, she was really high and her eyes were red. I agree she wasn't much responsive when I was doing her mish and doggie but she really enjoys DATY. If you love eating pussy, you won't find a more fresh and tastier pussy than hers. It is so pink, and smelled so good. I spent about 20 minutes just savoring her scent and sweet taste. She came during DATY and got a small headache from the intensity. I let her rest for 5 minutes before plowing her and during this break, she posed her fantastic ass and her beautiful pussy for some close up pictures. This girl's body is so fit and tight as a drum. Only one distracting tattoo on her right flank but otherwise that body is just amazing. I got MSOG but she does not provide BBFS. Think of her as a semi-responsive high as a kite cute submissive trophy fuck. BBBJ will not win any adult video awards but seeing that gorgeous face bob up and down your dick is a wonderful sight. So if you love eating pussy that smells and tastes so sweet, then kaikai22 is your Georgia peach.

Steak.

Originally Posted by Xnintoolx [View Original Post]

As other have stated KaiKai22 is a dead fish and just 0 enthusiasm. I made the mistake of seeing her a few times hoping it'd get better since she's cute. But nope.

**BillyBob84** · 11-20-19 01:16

Originally Posted by MavinGuy [View Original Post]

Whew, that's harsh but I understand why you did it.

She's essentially engaging in false advertising. She's running a business so she's either got to deliver the goods as advertised (e. G. Her photos of herself being slim) or she needs to update her photos to show her current figure.

Poor girl. She was attractive from the start and didn't need all that plastic surgery. I think something got botched. And she probably has self-image / esteem issues causing her to fluctuate a lot. I heard she's been wanting to get breast enhancement surgery for years, but her breasts were perfect as they were. I hope she didn't go for it, and that's what's causing her current body issues.

Same happened to lilmissashleyy, do to some health reasons she gained a lot of weight. I encouraged her to advertise honestly and it took a while, they are human women and have body issues, but she finally did and has been losing weight. Still not the slim tiny beauty she used to be but she is definitely getting back to it and at least being honest.

**MavinGuy** · 11-18-19 16:31

Originally Posted by J2551 [View Original Post]

I got a random text from her today saying she was available. I had tried setting up some with her a while back but I noticed she was off the grid since February. So I went to go see her. I text her to come get me but saw the gate was open so I went inside to wait on a bench. She walk right passed me but I was shocked. She gained a huge about or weight. I think she is pregnant. She was looking for me outside the on the street I went into the complex and out a side door. I feel bad for doing that but she's not the same girl I would bang.

Whew, that's harsh but I understand why you did it.

She's essentially engaging in false advertising. She's running a business so she's either got to deliver the goods as advertised (e. G. Her photos of herself being slim) or she needs to update her photos to show her current figure.

Poor girl. She was attractive from the start and didn't need all that plastic surgery. I think something got botched. And she probably has self-image / esteem issues causing her to fluctuate a lot. I heard she's been wanting to get breast enhancement surgery for years, but her breasts were perfect as they were. I hope she didn't go for it, and that's what's causing her current body issues.

**Xnintoolx** · 11-18-19 16:27

Originally Posted by Dakine7890 [View Original Post]

Anybody seen Holyangel's new girl Melody? Thinking of TOFTT.

Please TOFTT and send back the 411. I've never seen any of those girls since pics are pretty much 99% fake.

**IAmGib1** · 11-18-19 11:11

Originally Posted by Mmiller213 [View Original Post]

I was just wondering if anyone has had any LE issues or scares at any of the QOD locations? I recently started going back after a long hiatus, but was kind of paranoid that they have been using the same locations.

Exact locations are well-known to everyone. I would think it is just a matter of time. Especially if she pisses someone off. It's a matter of risk vs reward. Is it worth it to you?