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[Admin2]

That shit is fucking hilarious. I want your job, A2.

That the real members of Anonymous don't find out he is using their name. If they do not being able to get a hard on unless his boyfriend is fucking him is going to be the very least of his problems.

[TechSticles]

You are not Anonymous, you are not Legion, nor are you truth and light, you're a douchebag in your mom's basement wearing your grannies panties on your head.

A2

That shit is fucking hilarious. I want your job, A2.

[Evanos]

Not sure if this belongs here, but this couple's organizing a meetup. Apparently the guy's gf really just likes fucking, and they're willing to set something up. Main requirement is protection and fairness on donation.

Listing: https://orlando.craigslist.org/res/d...002706083.html.

[WeAreAnonymous]

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You are not Anonymous, you are not Legion, nor are you truth and light, you're a douchebag in your mom's basement wearing your grannies panties on your head.

A2

[Member #6955]

Its been a minute since I got a chance to visit some of Orlando's finest UTR's. Thanks to a good friend, Orlo, for getting me back in touch with Sophia. I was in the mood for one of those sexy, sultry, full of energy Latin women and Sophia always delivers. Lucky for me, she had an incall today and I was able to slide in early before she had a jam packed day. Her incall is near MCO and conveniently located off the highway. She opens the door, I walk in and she jumps all over me. Made me feel like a long, lost, lustful BF which she missed banging his brains out haha. Even though it's been a little while, she never fails to deliver. Sophia covered all the bases and we were both left in a sweaty mess! She still has that super sexy latin figure. Thanks for getting me in touch with Sophia, ORLO!

[SevenYearMitch]

Good one

You are an amazing writer and I guess one hell of a player / planner.

Have a nice weekend.

Funnsa.

Why thank you Mr. Funnsa! I agree they're not too bad for a guy with a low I.Q., LOL. I hope you and all our fellow mongers have a nice weekend as well. Personally, I'm gonna give my cock a much needed rest and just eat, sleep, and watch football!

SYM

This forum is indeed meant for reviews the good and the bad. Honestly the bad ones in my opinion are even more helpful to the community. You should write what you choose to write my friend. For any other monger to tell you what to write and not write is wrong.

The guy that chopped your head off over a comment you made about his favorite provider, has reviewed her approximately 1 million times LOL!! If that doesn't tell you something about his IQ, then you should question your own.

Just sayin.

I hope everyone reads my response to this drivel in the Rat Trap located at the link below, it's pretty fucking funny!

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4498317

SYM

[Pilot1011]

Last I checked, this was a board meant for reviews. Good, Bad and Ugly. Just giving my account.
Finally another monger brave enough to account for that stupid alarm clock which she sets! (denzel washingtons voice from American Gangster) - "My man," C3.

This forum is indeed meant for reviews the good and the bad. Honestly the bad ones in my opinion are even more helpful to the community. You should write what you choose to write my friend. For any other monger to tell you what to write and not write is wrong.

The guy that chopped your head off over a comment you made about his favorite provider, has reviewed her approximately 1 million times LOL!! If that doesn't tell you something about his IQ, then you should question your own.

Just sayin.

[Funnsa2016]

You are an amazing writer and I guess one hell of a player / planner.

Have a nice weekend.

Funnsa.

Michele1L and Cassie (Oh what a night!)

Had an amazing dream last night in which I fucked not only the mesmerizing Michele1L but also Cassie the Sexy Lioness on the same night! As I was driving home after dropping off Cassie I was reminded of the song "Oh What a Night", LOL.

Link to "Oh What a Night" by The Four Seasons:
https://youtu.be/7c0__RenjD0

On my way to see Michele I texted her to see if the Dirty Maid outfit I had previously gotten her was available. She said to give her a few extra minutes so she could find it and get ready. I stopped at Publix to kill some time and while I was there I bought some baby wipes, strawberries, and, you guessed it, donuts! LOL. Michele delivered the look I wanted on short notice and looked absolutely adorable in the outfit, almost as if it was "made" for her, LOL. See link and pic of model below to give you an idea although IMO she looks even better than the model.

Michele modeled the dirty maid outfit for me which along with some DFK got me rock hard. She engaged in a bit of dirty maid role play with me and even used a fake accent which made me LMAO! She nibbled a donut off my cock and sucked the sugar off the shaft and head. Fucking awesome DTBBBJ! Switched to 69 where I took a bite of a strawberry and rubbed the juicy berry on her beautiful pussy for some fantastic DATY.

She lubed us both up and hopped on for some extended CG with DFK and our bodies slapped together quite nicely. Next I had her get on the edge of the bed for some Mish. She put on my toy handcuffs and I admired her beautiful breasts in the sheer black top as they swayed up and down with each thrust. I pounded away with everything I had until I couldn't take it any more and pulled out. Fortunately she said the Dirty Maid outfit is machine washable, LOL.

YMMV and I can't speak to what her practice was 2 or more years ago but I can say that there was definitely no clock watching on her part whether by clock, phone or clandestine music playlist (nor has she done so during any of my dozens of prior dreams with her over the last 20 months). On the occasion that she does play music during our sessions, it's almost always at my specific request for a particular band or style of music that I want to hear.

We were both hungry after my session so we went out for some pizza and smoothies on our own time before her next scheduled appointment. Michele paid for my smoothie which I thought was a classy move and I picked up the tab for the pizza which was delicious.

I bid farewell to Michele and on my way home I get a text from Cassie asking what I'm doing. Now normally if I get a text from another provider right after I fucked someone else I politely try to blow them off because I know at my age it might be difficult to perform. But I never do that with Cassie, when she texts me I jump all over it, LOL.

So I picked up Cassie on the way home and we enjoyed some beer and Netflix before she said she wanted to take a shower. If there's anything sexier than Cassie it's got to be a wet Cassie! LOL. After getting out of the shower I helped her dry off and assisted her in putting on some stretchy animal print leggings and matching sleep shirt she just bought. She looked breathtakingly sexy in the outfit! She is simply a beautiful girl as you can see in the pic I took of her below.

We snuggled and watched some more TV in bed until she said "I'm ready" and stripped naked for me. She gave me a very good BBBJ before I fucked her in lazy doggie with my vibrating cock ring set to full power, LOL. It wasn't long before I erupted and made it necessary for Cassie to take a second shower. When she got out I just stared in sheer amazement at her incredible naked body until she giggled and playfully yelled at me to stop.

I dropped off Cassie around 1AM and just sat in my car pondering the amazing night I just had with these two exceptional providers. I've gotten many PM's from guys asking me to tell them who was better between Michele1L and Cassie. I won't try to compare or pick a favorite between them because they are both 10's in my book and for me it would be like trying to decide between Maryanne and Ginger, LOL They are both AWESOME young ladies!

Unfortunately, Cassie's current living situation can best be described as "dire". So if you are able to help her please PM Vino for her digits ASAP.

Will repeat!
SYM

Link to Dirty Maid outfit by Dreamgirl:
https://www.upscalestripper.com/drea...s-costume.html

[SevenYearMitch]

Michele1L and Cassie (Oh what a night!)

Had an amazing dream last night in which I fucked not only the mesmerizing Michele1L but also Cassie the Sexy Lioness on the same night! As I was driving home after dropping off Cassie I was reminded of the song "Oh What a Night", LOL.

Link to "Oh What a Night" by The Four Seasons:
https://youtu.be/7c0__RenjD0

On my way to see Michele I texted her to see if the Dirty Maid outfit I had previously gotten her was available. She said to give her a few extra minutes so she could find it and get ready. I stopped at Publix to kill some time and while I was there I bought some baby wipes, strawberries, and, you guessed it, donuts! LOL. Michele delivered the look I wanted on short notice and looked absolutely adorable in the outfit, almost as if it was "made" for her, LOL. See link and pic of model below to give you an idea although IMO she looks even better than the model.

Michele modeled the dirty maid outfit for me which along with some DFK got me rock hard. She engaged in a bit of dirty maid role play with me and even used a fake accent which made me LMAO! She nibbled a donut off my cock and sucked the sugar off the shaft and head. Fucking awesome DTBBBJ! Switched to 69 where I took a bite of a strawberry and rubbed the juicy berry on her beautiful pussy for some fantastic DATY.

She lubed us both up and hopped on for some extended CG with DFK and our bodies slapped together quite nicely. Next I had her get on the edge of the bed for some Mish. She put on my toy handcuffs and I admired her beautiful breasts in the sheer black top as they swayed up and down with each thrust. I pounded away with everything I had until I couldn't take it any more and pulled out. Fortunately she said the Dirty Maid outfit is machine washable, LOL.

YMMV and I can't speak to what her practice was 2 or more years ago but I can say that there was definitely no clock watching on her part whether by clock, phone or clandestine music playlist (nor has she done so during any of my dozens of prior dreams with her over the last 20 months). On the occasion that she does play music during our sessions, it's almost always at my specific request for a particular band or style of music that I want to hear.

We were both hungry after my session so we went out for some pizza and smoothies on our own time before her next scheduled appointment. Michele paid for my smoothie which I thought was a classy move and I picked up the tab for the pizza which was delicious.

I bid farewell to Michele and on my way home I get a text from Cassie asking what I'm doing. Now normally if I get a text from another provider right after I fucked someone else I politely try to blow them off because I know at my age it might be difficult to perform. But I never do that with Cassie, when she texts me I jump all over it, LOL.

So I picked up Cassie on the way home and we enjoyed some beer and Netflix before she said she wanted to take a shower. If there's anything sexier than Cassie it's got to be a wet Cassie! LOL. After getting out of the shower I helped her dry off and assisted her in putting on some stretchy animal print leggings and matching sleep shirt she just bought. She looked breathtakingly sexy in the outfit! She is simply a beautiful girl as you can see in the pic I took of her below.

We snuggled and watched some more TV in bed until she said "I'm ready" and stripped naked for me. She gave me a very good BBBJ before I fucked her in lazy doggie with my vibrating cock ring set to full power, LOL. It wasn't long before I erupted and made it necessary for Cassie to take a second shower. When she got out I just stared in sheer amazement at her incredible naked body until she giggled and playfully yelled at me to stop.

I dropped off Cassie around 1AM and just sat in my car pondering the amazing night I just had with these two exceptional providers. I've gotten many PM's from guys asking me to tell them who was better between Michele1L and Cassie. I won't try to compare or pick a favorite between them because they are both 10's in my book and for me it would be like trying to decide between Maryanne and Ginger, LOL They are both AWESOME young ladies!

Unfortunately, Cassie's current living situation can best be described as "dire". So if you are able to help her please PM Vino for her digits ASAP.

Will repeat!
SYM

Link to Dirty Maid outfit by Dreamgirl:
https://www.upscalestripper.com/drea...s-costume.html

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[TimDrake1234]

Good advice man, nothing to be shame about, a lot of us have experience this. The best way is to keep it strictly business, no gift, favors. Etc, you are just going to get hurt.

Vino, good advise. I have been mongering for over 20 years and I could write a book about my experiences, (and my stupidity).

I hate to even think about what this "hobby" has cost me financially, but damn I'm addicted to pussy. I thought when I got this old I would not even want it anymore, damn I want it more everyday. An old man in his 80's told me years ago the lust for pussy never goes away, he was right.

From loaning them money, to buying gifts, to having my SUV stolen and could not report it because afraid would be charged with soliciting, to encounters with police. Don't even want to discuss the times when I let them move in. Never ever do this!

And every time it was one that I thought we had "a special relationship."

It is a tough thing to learn, we all want to think that we are the shit, that we are desired, we are the best pussy eaters, have the best dick, make her cum more than anyone has. All the BS they know what to tell us. Fact is, they do not even respect you for falling for all their BS.

Been gone awhile for family reasons but back in area now, hope to share info with you guys.

[Camera3]

LOL, so instead of posting a review you decide to clutter up the UTR thread with multiple posts about being upset that a certain provider (who you haven't seen in at least 6 months) didn't want you to bring her a birthday present on her birthday? Seriously? LMFAO!

Please see the rest of my response in the Rat Trap here:
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4495715



A "while back"? No offense C3 but I'm guessing that review was like 4 or 5 YEARS ago? I can only say I've never once been timed by her in the 20 months since I've been seeing her. YMMV obviously.

Stepping off my white horse now, LOL,
SYM

It has been since she came back from retirement. Maybe she doesn't run a clock on you, but she does on other guys. At the time, I wrote that she was playing a song list and knew when the last song started. I think it is brilliant and said so at the time. She was pissed.

C3.

[Monky Eye]

Listen man, you need to understand that you are simply an ATM for these girls. Yes, they like certain mongers more than others but that's just in a business-like setting. You are her customer, nothing more and nothing less. Never, ever, think that you are anything more.

Another thing is to never fall in love, or lust, with any of these providers. Nothing but heartache and trouble can come from it. My. 02.

Vino, good advise. I have been mongering for over 20 years and I could write a book about my experiences, (and my stupidity).

I hate to even think about what this "hobby" has cost me financially, but damn I'm addicted to pussy. I thought when I got this old I would not even want it anymore, damn I want it more everyday. An old man in his 80's told me years ago the lust for pussy never goes away, he was right.

From loaning them money, to buying gifts, to having my SUV stolen and could not report it because afraid would be charged with soliciting, to encounters with police. Don't even want to discuss the times when I let them move in. Never ever do this!

And every time it was one that I thought we had "a special relationship."

It is a tough thing to learn, we all want to think that we are the shit, that we are desired, we are the best pussy eaters, have the best dick, make her cum more than anyone has. All the BS they know what to tell us. Fact is, they do not even respect you for falling for all their BS.

Been gone awhile for family reasons but back in area now, hope to share info with you guys.

[Mikaeles]

It also has a lot to do with how you take what she said. I haven't seen her in probably a year or more but I have the Snapchat I took it as just save the money because I would rather you come see me. I also don't remember an alarm when I seen her and I never felt rushed. I was pretty focused on her cute little ass tho to maybe notice. I haven't see her because I prefer to play on the weekends and she doesn't work weekends.

Oh boy, I'm going to get a lot of shit for this one. Especially from the white knights. But here goes.

So, I really enjoy M1 L. When my first and seconds choice providers are not available or answering, I will send her a quick message and she'll accommodate. Although I can't stand that timer, clock watching alarm she sets on her phone, I still manage to get the job done. It was her Bday and I wanted to do something sweet. Get her a nice gift. Maybe a small gift to add to her hobby collection. I'm sure I'm not the only monger to ask "what do you want for your bday? . Then the cold, rude awakening or a response comes via Snap Chat from M1 L "Many of you guys are asking what I want for my bday. Well, I'm working. Sooooo, just come see me".

Ok, seriously? How much more blatant can it get? There are mongers who see this gal and cherish their time with her so much that they wanted to go out of their way to get her something for her bday. Sure, M1 L wants the money and is money hungry for people to see her, but damn.

[JayJayTwo]

I am glad you had a great time with Sophia, and she does have many good reviews. But she is a YMMV girl. For myself I did not have a good time with her. She was rushing the date and always looking at the clock. I have not seen her for awhile and hopefully she has changed. But I doubt it. Maitland Sara is a far better date for far less! I also prefer Summer1974. But she is no longer a utr.

Rich.

You are absolutely correct in the YMMV thing, certainly true with all mongers and providers. That said, I've got a hard time seeing how any guy would be disappointed with Sophia. While I've only seen her a few times, I've always had a great time with her! I find her to be very attractive, sexy as hell and not the least bit of a clock watcher, she's taken great care of me every time! While I'm over on the Space Coast, I've driven over to Orlando for no reason other than to see Sophia! It's certainly your coin to spend as you deem appropriate, but I'd suggest seeing her again, maybe it was just a bad day for her.