Massage Parlor Reports

[Idk85]

That's really weird brah. It sucks that happened. I've been back twice since my first report on her, including Friday. I saw her both times without issue. My experience was really really different so maybe she's a YMMV provider.

Frankie.

The first meeting was cool. She gave me a business card to set up appointments with her. What she did was bad customer service. I originally told her 1:00; however, she told me to come sooner. So, I arrived around 12:30. Another person probably showed up before me because she rushed to answer the door and passed me off really fast. She could of at least explained the situation. I was willing to wait until 1:00. However, she chose to bait and switch. It is a pet peeve of mines.

[Tapas]

Sexy vivian submissive thai ** at at at at at at at at at ** loves to please.

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Was quoted $120/ plus tip. That alone should have made the bells ring a little louder in my dense head. I was taken by the headline and my little head was doing ALL of my thinking for me. I made all of the rookie mistakes -- the worst was 'tipping' before the massage. I'm super angry with myself and it was a lesson learned. I brought in more money than I was willing to spend on a first time visit. I'm sharing this so my fellow mongers don't make the mistakes I did.

She was oh for three with the headline.

1. Not sexy.

2. Not submissive.

3. Doesn't love to please.

She went 3 for 3 with my big three no-no's for a session:

1. texting with not one, but two phones during session.

2. lackluster rub and completely stopped the massage with hands off while texting.

3. shorted the time. Paid for an hour and was back in my car after beginning and ending shower in 45 minutes.

I do not recommend. Do yourself a favor and look elsewhere.

Just a hunch, but pretty good one!

[Tophat31]

TARA and Kk know each other and I think have a mutual respect though don't work together.

They do know each other and used to work together all the time. I probably had 5 or 6 four hands with them at the KK condo and it was really intense every time, never FS but they were very comfortable with each other.

One time I got a massage from one of KKs old employees Kate at KK condo. Kate probably gave the best massage ever but didn't like the endings, which in my mind made it more erotic that she didn't like or normally do it, weird but it was. On the flip she says she will be right back and who walks in? Tara, she'was over KKs for dinner and did the ending.

I requested through both of them a 4 hand and they will do it I think but only if they are in the mood or have time. I had asked but the answer was no. Bottom line I think both of their personal practices got big and with Tara further away, the 4 hands don't really make financial sense, unless they have dinner plans?

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

First and foremost, shout-out to my boy Frankie for putting me on to Nikki I appreciate it!

So I took his advice, tipped $40 and took the shower she offered.

Had 0 issues with her getting down to her thong.

Anyway Nikki is a very pretty Thai woman, I'd say she's in her early 40's.

She greeted me in a nice little lingerie robe and offered water.

Clean apartment, and room. Her massage as others said isn't hard like others have mentioned, instead it's a light / sensual massage. I enjoyed it very much.

Now came the flip. Finally got a good look at her body. Now me I love a big pair of natural breasts and Nikki definitely has them. Nice thick nipples, very soft, hung nice. She had a nice little bubble on her too.

I normally take a while to finish, but she turned me on too much and I kinda messed up the grand finale.

Definitely recommend and I'll definitely be back whenever I'm in DC.

She looks a bit older in real life compared to her pictures but she's way more pretty than I thought she would be. And her tits are past DD she posted. I'm thinking more in the E / F range.

Treat her nice gentleman, she's definitely worth the money in my opinion.

If that big and natural, has gravity taken its toll and turned them into knee knockers?

[JustaNon75]

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Was quoted $120/ plus tip. That alone should have made the bells ring a little louder in my dense head. I was taken by the headline and my little head was doing ALL of my thinking for me. I made all of the rookie mistakes -- the worst was 'tipping' before the massage. I'm super angry with myself and it was a lesson learned. I brought in more money than I was willing to spend on a first time visit. I'm sharing this so my fellow mongers don't make the mistakes I did.

She was oh for three with the headline.

1. Not sexy.

2. Not submissive.

3. Doesn't love to please.

She went 3 for 3 with my big three no-no's for a session:

1. texting with not one, but two phones during session.

2. lackluster rub and completely stopped the massage with hands off while texting.

3. shorted the time. Paid for an hour and was back in my car after beginning and ending shower in 45 minutes.

I do not recommend. Do yourself a favor and look elsewhere.

[Jonze053]

Hmmm do you see where it says "Report Post?"

Why do you think we added that feature? Care to guess?

A2

[Jay1646]

First and foremost, shout-out to my boy Frankie for putting me on to Nikki I appreciate it!

So I took his advice, tipped $40 and took the shower she offered.

Had 0 issues with her getting down to her thong.

Anyway Nikki is a very pretty Thai woman, I'd say she's in her early 40's.

She greeted me in a nice little lingerie robe and offered water.

Clean apartment, and room. Her massage as others said isn't hard like others have mentioned, instead it's a light / sensual massage. I enjoyed it very much.

Now came the flip. Finally got a good look at her body. Now me I love a big pair of natural breasts and Nikki definitely has them. Nice thick nipples, very soft, hung nice. She had a nice little bubble on her too.

I normally take a while to finish, but she turned me on too much and I kinda messed up the grand finale.

Definitely recommend and I'll definitely be back whenever I'm in DC.

She looks a bit older in real life compared to her pictures but she's way more pretty than I thought she would be. And her tits are past DD she posted. I'm thinking more in the E / F range.

Treat her nice gentleman, she's definitely worth the money in my opinion.

[DickSetUp]

When I saw her 2-3 weeks ago she said she would soon be leaving for China for a month, but I thought she said another lady would fill in while she was gone.

Hmmm, since nobody answered the call I didn't bother to walk in, maybe next time I should just knock the door.

[Sansu77]

I met Lina, she work Monday-Wednesday at CC in 1487 Chain Bridge Rd, McLean. It was probably the worst experience I've ever had. I don't hate on elderly people because someday we will all be there but this isn't a grandmothers game. She reminded me a little bit of the grandmother in the movie "There's Something About Mary." She was way too old to be doing this.

Worse I saw a bunch of roaches in the place.

I will never go back there.

[Sswede]

I had a blast with KK last night. Good massage, good apartment, very beautiful + curvy body. Great attitude. I love providers with strong hands (basically not skinny chicks), and she delivered.

Any other therapists similar to her? Thanks.

TARA and Kk know each other and I think have a mutual respect though don't work together.

[Frank Digitola]

A couple of weeks ago, I visited this establishment to see Kiko. I was able to see her and she gave me a good deep tissue. The damage was .60/.60.

So, I decided to visit her again. I called ahead to book an appointment. Kiko was the one that answered my call. I was even told to come sooner through text. I get there and she opens the door. She proceeds to introduce Jenny to me. She informs me that Jenny will be taking care of me. WTF! I should of left but I didn't.

Jenny's deep tissue doesn't compare to Kiko's deep tissue. She killed my flag pole when she asked for the tip before the basic nova. In addition, she used too much oil. I discovered that I can pop at half-mast. Damage was .60/.40.

While I was leaving, Kiko says "long time, no see". I directly told her that I called ahead. She ignored what I told her. No apologies at all.

I'm done with that place.

That's really weird brah. It sucks that happened. I've been back twice since my first report on her, including Friday. I saw her both times without issue. My experience was really really different so maybe she's a YMMV provider.

I actually went and saw her last week and she gave me an even better massage than she did on the first visit. This go round she climbed onto the table and after doing the initial pushes she did some body stretching with me. She then gave me some deep tissue action and even that was better than the first time. Then the flip happened. This might be TMI, but I think we're all past that now. My ears and directly behind my ears are stupid sensitive and if a chick touches me there I'm toast. Really toast. It's a problem. Like, if I were an EMT and my crew was tasked with removing a 500 lb woman from her home to take her to the fat clinic, if sawdust from the removal of the side of her house caused her to sneeze behind my ear as I was placing the helicopter harness around her, I would be full mast and ready to put on some Sam Smith and are&B stroke her to her fitness goals. Semi serious, but I digress.

Kiko massages your ears and behind your ears on the flip. When she did it on my first visit I was pudding. On this second visit she flipped me, looked me deep in the eyes, and with a smile says "I remember what you like" as she pulls out her teddies and grabs me by the ear lobes. I'm now harder than a roll of Sacagawea dollar coins dipped in water and thrown into a deep freezer. She novas me and I pop so violently that I hit my own neck. And that's not a Frankie joke. I'm being literal. I get dressed and I'm starting to feel vegetative like I did after Mamasan Tia at CC was finished with me. I head out and hand Kiko 6 and she hands me a can of ice cold Chinese Coconut Milk. I ask what it is. She tells me, and says "you need to try this. You popped hard and popped a lot. " She's giggling. I full on belly laugh. Not because of what she said, but because after she told me what she gave me I immediately thought of the "He need some milk!" meme and, well, I'm a degenerate.

I went again Friday after work and it got kicked up another notch. She did everything she did on visit 2, but then she did some knee crawling all over me and a few extra stretches. She flipped me and the teddies were already free and another majestic pop was had.

I say all that not to minimize your aggravation, because I surely would've been irritated if I were you. But maybe this inconvenience could be referenced via a future text appointment and you can get "Level 4 Performance Kiko" on your second meeting with her. I for one can't wait to see what Kiko vs Frankie IV is going to be like.

Frankie.

[NyHornet]

Tried to reach Lucy on Javier rd Fairfax, phone is turned off for two days. Anybody any intel?

When I saw her 2-3 weeks ago she said she would soon be leaving for China for a month, but I thought she said another lady would fill in while she was gone.

[DickSetUp]

Return on the 25th June. In the past, this could be fluid.

Very appreciate the info .

[Kijimuna]

Tried to reach Lucy on Javier rd Fairfax, phone is turned off for two days. Anybody any intel?

It's been over a week.

[Idk85]

A couple of weeks ago, I visited this establishment to see Kiko. I was able to see her and she gave me a good deep tissue. The damage was .60/.60.

So, I decided to visit her again. I called ahead to book an appointment. Kiko was the one that answered my call. I was even told to come sooner through text. I get there and she opens the door. She proceeds to introduce Jenny to me. She informs me that Jenny will be taking care of me. WTF! I should of left but I didn't.

Jenny's deep tissue doesn't compare to Kiko's deep tissue. She killed my flag pole when she asked for the tip before the basic nova. In addition, she used too much oil. I discovered that I can pop at half-mast. Damage was .60/.40.

While I was leaving, Kiko says "long time, no see". I directly told her that I called ahead. She ignored what I told her. No apologies at all.

I'm done with that place.