Massage Parlor Reports

[Idk85]

A couple of weeks ago, I visited this establishment to see Kiko. I was able to see her and she gave me a good deep tissue. The damage was .60/.60.

So, I decided to visit her again. I called ahead to book an appointment. Kiko was the one that answered my call. I was even told to come sooner through text. I get there and she opens the door. She proceeds to introduce Jenny to me. She informs me that Jenny will be taking care of me. WTF! I should of left but I didn't.

Jenny's deep tissue doesn't compare to Kiko's deep tissue. She killed my flag pole when she asked for the tip before the basic nova. In addition, she used too much oil. I discovered that I can pop at half-mast. Damage was .60/.40.

While I was leaving, Kiko says "long time, no see". I directly told her that I called ahead. She ignored what I told her. No apologies at all.

I'm done with that place.

[DoctorDoctor]

Tried to reach Lucy on Javier rd Fairfax, phone is turned off for two days. Anybody any intel?

Return on the 25th June. In the past, this could be fluid.

[TopSpinner]

I'm glad you had a good visit. I may have to try her at some point. FYI, if Leah is part of KK's crew then don't expect any extras.

Leah is not one of KK's crew, but another FOKK (friend of KK); they will swap referrals depending on availability. Leah provides a good professional massage, good conversation. She is fun and worth a try.

[DickSetUp]

Tried to reach Lucy on Javier rd Fairfax, phone is turned off for two days. Anybody any intel?

[Backrub321]

My initial impressions upon leaving was that it was a legitimately good massage and she did not short change on time (in fact she might gone over by 5 minutes or so) but the sudden change in attitude when negotiations started (there was a bit more than I covered above but there was back-and-forth and definite shifts in reception on her end) just made me not want to try this place again.

That said the total damage was. 6 for the hour and. 4 for the tip. Not too bad, right?

Price-wise, that's satisfactory for the low end. If I want to get off cheap (pardon the pun), I can hit my local CAMP near the Occoquan (still. 6 for the hour) and make it out at $. I know going in that there's no table shower, but I won't have to try to strike a deal because the furthest they'll go is OTC roaming and maybe some nursing. For that I'll add another Jackson.

[OrZammar]

I just visited a provider that was excellent. I asked how I could do a review and she asked me to add it to USAsexGUIDE. However, I'm not sure what to do. I'm sorry.

Her onebackpage.com heading is "Best prostate / LIMGAMbodywork asian" and the first name is CINDY (reading the posting guidelines I think it is OK to give this information.).

She is NOT a raving beauty on the outside nor thin to average; however, not quite a BBW. She is nice and her price is more than fair. She is a kind person so you will be very comfortable.

Important: She has skills and let her use them.

Her BBBJ was awesome and continues until you first start to CIM. I have never been drained so much. If you're polite I'm sure you can work out a deal then I'm sure you can do the CIM thing if you want.

What was the damage?

[Habogad]

Decided to check out one of the two spots in Mosby Towers. I settled on Diamond.

It's on the second floor of an apt building that has businesses on the bottom floor. But make no mistake this place is an apartment unit that they're running the business out of.

Anyways the door is reasonably close the elevators once you get off. They have a doorbell set up on their door for you to ring. In the meantime you're just chilling out in the hallway while you wait.

I was greeted by a pleasant looking Chinese lady (if I had to guess with the Asian curve I'd say mid-to-late 40's possibly 50's) named Jenny.

Okay so generally speaking there's going to be a language barrier but I've been around enough times to make passable conversation in both tongues. Let me just say Jenny is NOT going to be able to hold up her end of the conversation if you don't speak Chinese.

Anyways the usual she asks how long and I say an hour (cause I want a shower as well). And at first I thought she was saying "no time. " And I was like "whaaaat? No time for a shower even WITH an hour?" But turns out she was saying "no TABLE. " Okay, makes sense, this is an apartment unit after all. So it's literally just their bathroom with some generic bodywash. And it's self-serve. That's fine. I wash up and head back in.

Now the massage was good. Not the greatest but it definitely hit spots and she was very thorough. I think the fact that she used a lot of oil helped. Hell, I almost faded off to sleep it was gentle and firm enough. This goes on for I'm pretty sure a solid hour.

Then comes the flip and some more massaging. She was genuinely doing a good job massaging and given the hour was only. 6 I thought, maybe this is just a homegrown legit op. ("B-But I've read reports from others".

Eventually she broaches the question of extras. I say, "yes". She asks "how much?" to which I reply, "what's available?" She says just HE. I ask about being able to see anything else or feel around and she was quick to say "no. " I ask again, "nothing at all?" just to confirm and she's pretty adamant about it.

Okay that's fine. Some folk don't do that. With that in mind I pitch the usual going rate for a very basic package of. 4 and she gives me a bit of a look and says "you can do more than that. " to which I retort "so could you. " So I try to negotiate a little more but nothing doing.

So we just settle on the base level and that's that. A bit of a crestfallen and unethusiastic effort from her and we're done.

She cleans up and leaves the room while I get my stuff together and she's out front waiting with a paper cup with water in it.

My initial impressions upon leaving was that it was a legitimately good massage and she did not short change on time (in fact she might gone over by 5 minutes or so) but the sudden change in attitude when negotiations started (there was a bit more than I covered above but there was back-and-forth and definite shifts in reception on her end) just made me not want to try this place again.

That said the total damage was. 6 for the hour and. 4 for the tip. Not too bad, right?

[Budentist]

Scheduled an evening session with Natalie. She is super tan and looks like she got some nude sunbathing in on her vacation. Friendly and nice but wouldn't take off the bottoms despite tip offer and also is getting slightly chubby. If you like them fresh and tight the window may be closing on this one as I've noticed her going from slim to thick in the last few months I've been seeing her. This was likely the last time I'll see her despite being a semi regular.

Daytime sesh with Courtney was pretty hot. Dark skinned spinner maybe viet or Thai? She was enthusiastic and slid all around everywhere completely nude. Was afraid it might just slide in but she's got good technique. Also lfk friendly. No mention of any up charges. Enjoy.

[Ashoka]

Tried 11 out and I won't be back. I have a couple redline indicators that I won't tolerate. First is bait-and-switch. Second is shorting my time. Both occurred tonight. Called and asked for an appointment with Jackie, hoping for a good massage and a full menu. A long-ass drive for me, and when I got there Jackie greeted me, took my 80 for the hour, and sent in Bobbie who was tall, somewhat younger and in a very slinky dress. I asked for Jackie and it all went downhill from here. She tried to play it off but I told her I had made an appointment. Finally I just asked for my money back. Jackie returned and finally agreed to do massage.

Nice if quick table shower and decent massage with a quick back walk, good teasing, at end she pulled her shirt and skirt up, started great HJ. I asked about FS and got a hard no. BJ? No. I convinced her to do a slip and slide which finished me off. She went to get me a bottle of water. I dressed and we had just passed 30 min. I gave her 40, she protested, I pointed out I had paid for an hour, she claimed she was going to do more massage after getting me water, despite the bottle of water being the universal sign for GTFO, you're done. I laughed and told her she could take the extra 20 out of the hour I paid for. She said she would remember me, I said I would remember her, and escaped into the night.

This might not be a negative experience for others- both girls were nice and polite the whole time, Jackie was pleasant even at the end, and Bobbie looked like a hot time. They both thought I was crazy because I didn't want the younger girl. But I'm looking for good massage too and the hot ones don't necessarily do that. I just really don't like the casual take what we give you attitude that comes with switching girls and shorting time. I know this is the type of report that can attract white knights, so I'll just say I could see her being a nice time earlier in the day and maybe for the half hour. Also- maybe I didn't get Jackie? From other reports I thought she was green light for FS but this one wasn't. Thin, older, fake breasts. Was that her or did I get the double bait and switch? Either way, I'm skipping 11 going forward.

[Tom McAn]

I had some free time on a weekend, what a rarity! I set my sights on a couple of the Thai indys and gave them too short of a notice (as in "are you available now? - Fern, not avail. KK, not avail. KK suggested that I "see Leah", provides the address and off I go. Easy location, lots of parking.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8028742.html

Behind the door is Leah, a short, very cute, friendly, fun Chinese woman. In shape, perky bees, flat ass (sigh), cute face. I would guess that she is about mid to late 30's, give or take the Asian age curve. The pictures are her, but really not the best angle or lighting, or she's not very photogenic? She definitely needs a better photographer. She looks better in person. She spoke perfect English, like she had been here her entire life. We chatted, she rubbed. It was a light massage, I didn't ask her to go deep. I went with it as it felt good, we had good rapport, and it was relaxing. As the massage went on the teasing began. She gave a solid teasefest. On the flip, she got as comfortable as me and I enjoyed a long ending. No extras, but a hint of maybe more in the future? I'm always the skeptic and have played the "next time" game too many times before. But, maybe?

I typically request for a deeper, sports massage to get some relief from my aching muscles. I thought I would be disappointed with a lighter massage, but, strangely, I really liked it. I'd visit Leah again. Like I said, she was fun, chatty, funny, we seemed to click. I'd recommend.

I'm glad you had a good visit. I may have to try her at some point. FYI, if Leah is part of KK's crew then don't expect any extras.

[ZzzBoy14]

I had a blast with KK last night. Good massage, good apartment, very beautiful + curvy body. Great attitude. I love providers with strong hands (basically not skinny chicks), and she delivered.

Any other therapists similar to her? Thanks.

[Lane Narrows]

Damn the luck. Enticed by the alluring photos, I called Becka last night for a first time visit to TOFTT. Unfortunately that was about an hour before the posts started popping up advising to avoid her. All you guys are right. The photos are not her, and it was nothing spectacular. She works out of a house in Triangle Quantico area. With the fog and light rain I was sure I was lost in Gretel's forest. The house is in the woods of an older, lightly residential area with hills, twists and turns. She met me at a side door and took me downstairs to her massage room. Also she had a bull dog in a kennel cage that added to my state of paranoia, but that was outside the massage room. She isn't bad looking but not the girl in the pics. Ass and face are her best features. She is Indian-American (India) and was dressed in a sari or whatever. I would guess she is late 30's. Incense burning and swami music or some kind of flute pipes for the vibe. I opted for the "$95.40 Minutes Body2 Body Mutual Touches" from the ad and gave her 100. Massage was not bad. About what I expected for an advert that was mostly about erotic BS. She did everything that was promised and the top came off easily enough. But she claimed to be on the rag and the fish taco was off limits. There was no rush, and after the teasing she was ready to give the standard NOVA. But I asked for a BBBJ and she said that would be 40 more. I paid (seemed to be below the market rate, so why not). She made it clear there would be no CIM. And there wasn't. She cleaned up the mess with paper towels. For the BBBJ, she wanted to use more hand than mouth, so that was a distraction, but I kept her doing it the way I wanted.

Overall, nothing that I would repeat. But no worse than the usual random attempts in NOVA. About like an Asian Crap Shoot, just replace all the Asian muzak, decor, smells and other nonsense with Indian nonsense. Total damage 140, plus the time lost in NOVA traffic jams both ways.

Actually, she is from Trinidad (or at least that is what she told me years ago when I TOFTT and saw her) and she has never once used a real picture for all the years I've been seeing her ads. As you noticed, additional upgrades are available.

[JustaNon75]

Hey Justin, just to be double clear, that is not her ass or face in the photos. The fake ass in the photo baited me to make the call, but her ass is not that great or it would probably be in the pic. But, by all means, give her a shot and throw us all a report. I am curious if she was really on the rag, or just made that excuse to keep it hidden. Also wondering if she would have done full service if it was a different time of the month. Happy Adventures.

The adventure of the game is why we're in it. One man's trash is another man's treasure. I'm on the quest to find my unicorn!

[JustaNon75]

I had some free time on a weekend, what a rarity! I set my sights on a couple of the Thai indys and gave them too short of a notice (as in "are you available now? - Fern, not avail. KK, not avail. KK suggested that I "see Leah", provides the address and off I go. Easy location, lots of parking.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8028742.html

Behind the door is Leah, a short, very cute, friendly, fun Chinese woman. In shape, perky bees, flat ass (sigh), cute face. I would guess that she is about mid to late 30's, give or take the Asian age curve. The pictures are her, but really not the best angle or lighting, or she's not very photogenic? She definitely needs a better photographer. She looks better in person. She spoke perfect English, like she had been here her entire life. We chatted, she rubbed. It was a light massage, I didn't ask her to go deep. I went with it as it felt good, we had good rapport, and it was relaxing. As the massage went on the teasing began. She gave a solid teasefest. On the flip, she got as comfortable as me and I enjoyed a long ending. No extras, but a hint of maybe more in the future? I'm always the skeptic and have played the "next time" game too many times before. But, maybe?

I typically request for a deeper, sports massage to get some relief from my aching muscles. I thought I would be disappointed with a lighter massage, but, strangely, I really liked it. I'd visit Leah again. Like I said, she was fun, chatty, funny, we seemed to click. I'd recommend.

[CnjDevilish]

Hey Justin, just to be double clear, that is not her ass or face in the photos. The fake ass in the photo baited me to make the call, but her ass is not that great or it would probably be in the pic. But, by all means, give her a shot and throw us all a report. I am curious if she was really on the rag, or just made that excuse to keep it hidden. Also wondering if she would have done full service if it was a different time of the month. Happy Adventures.

You guys are awesome. Great to have this board as a resource. Appreciate the info on Becka!