Massage Parlor Reports

**Randy Farang** · 10-16-18 16:37

A question for the board. Has anyone had anything other than legit at Oasis on John Marshal in Haymarket? I'm relatively new to the area and saw their sign. When I walked in it had all the signs of your typical AMP. I was offered a table shower (. 20 extra). The massage was good, the gal a relatively young Chinese, was attractive. But when I expected things to get interesting I ralized that the door was open a couple of inches, and when I motioned that she had missed an area I was told "NO touch!" If anyone has any tips pn the Haymarket / Gainesville area they would be appreciated.

**TrueHeart** · 10-16-18 15:55

Here's a short story for why'all: Felt sore yesterday and wanted a really good back walking massage. Its been a while since I visited AT in Fairfax so called to see who's available. To my surprise, Linda picked up the phone. Boy I got so excited and I was there in no time. I was glad to see her after a few months and it felt even better that she remembered me. Paid the hr fee, undressed in a jiffy and off we went to the TS. Usual fare with extra attention in the crack and after the flip a lot of sensual shaft stroking for about five minutes. She did ask if I wanted the finish, I said not now. Inside, she gave me a solid routine of back walk and crack. After about half hr, the lights dimmed and you guys know the rest especially whoever 's been with her before. Absolute bliss time. Pretty much every time I debate with myself if this was better than a mechanical FS elsewhere? Usual tip followed by hugs and kisses. She did mention she's leaving again this Thursday or after Thursday which I didn't get properly, and she doesn't know when she'll be back. Get your dose of good time while she's here. . 8+. 8 money well spent IMHO. Hands down the best in Nova, any of yall disagree?

T.

**LongRun** · 10-16-18 14:58

Originally Posted by DcManLive [View Original Post]

On Lee Highway in Arlington. I know it has been reviewed on here, but my first time there. They were closed for a bit to remodel, which looks fantastic. Mamasusse takes me to room, as I'm waiting a few minutes I notice very skimpy G string panties on the clothes hooks. In comes Cici, good looking girl, probably around 30, huge tits, wearing skimpy black dress, kinda like a teddy. She takes my hour donation, ask if I want shower, and on the way out grabs her panties from the hooks. Shower was not a table shower, stand up shower but she does wash you as she stands outside of it. I'd pass on the shower next time.

Massage was surprisingly pretty decent, slow but pretty firm. Not much playing or teasing though. About 30 minutes in she tells me to flip. Rubs my legs and chest for about 5 minutes then starts kissing my nipples. She grabs my hand and puts it on her ass. Did not object when I pulled her G string down or to a little FIV, very tight very wet. No negotiation at all.

Cleaned me off and helped me dress. Total damage was 1. 4. Did not comment at all about the tip. She seemed fine with it. I know some reviews have said there is more on the menu, and maybe there is with CiCi, I did not push it since it was my first time there. I really like that there was no negotiating, no haggling, and no being pissed about the tip. Though I'm sure if you want more there would be negotiating. I'll repeat with CiCi and also check out the other talent.

The standup shower get them around Some Arlington codes. It's always nice to have the option, either on a hot sweaty day or an ice breaker getting to know you. Once I'm known I let them know I arrived freshly showered, sometime I go for a quick rinse to de oil.

**DcManLive** · 10-16-18 14:13

On Lee Highway in Arlington. I know it has been reviewed on here, but my first time there. They were closed for a bit to remodel, which looks fantastic. Mamasusse takes me to room, as I'm waiting a few minutes I notice very skimpy G string panties on the clothes hooks. In comes Cici, good looking girl, probably around 30, huge tits, wearing skimpy black dress, kinda like a teddy. She takes my hour donation, ask if I want shower, and on the way out grabs her panties from the hooks. Shower was not a table shower, stand up shower but she does wash you as she stands outside of it. I'd pass on the shower next time.

Massage was surprisingly pretty decent, slow but pretty firm. Not much playing or teasing though. About 30 minutes in she tells me to flip. Rubs my legs and chest for about 5 minutes then starts kissing my nipples. She grabs my hand and puts it on her ass. Did not object when I pulled her G string down or to a little FIV, very tight very wet. No negotiation at all.

Cleaned me off and helped me dress. Total damage was 1. 4. Did not comment at all about the tip. She seemed fine with it. I know some reviews have said there is more on the menu, and maybe there is with CiCi, I did not push it since it was my first time there. I really like that there was no negotiating, no haggling, and no being pissed about the tip. Though I'm sure if you want more there would be negotiating. I'll repeat with CiCi and also check out the other talent.

**Roamin Roman** · 10-16-18 02:03

Originally Posted by Ricoli [View Original Post]

Can I not get into this scene online? Do not feel welcome here at all.

You're already "in this scene online" since you're posting here, online, in the USASG. What's not working for you, and why do you "not feel welcome here at all, " amigo? Some members have shared some basic info with you and given their suggestions. What more do you want? Few are likely willing to drive you to the location, nudge you through the doorway, take the money from you wallet, give it to the provider, apply the cover, and insert it for you. Basically, what the guys here have been saying is that you need to take some initiative of your own. They're also saying that, for your level of participation to date, the info you're asking for is, shall we say, a bit presumptuous.

So, to recap: Read the posts (RTFF), do your research, spend some of your own limited time and hard-earned dollars, and share your experiences. That will enable you to build some "board cred". Once you build up a supply of that, you'll discover that more info will be forthcoming. It's just the way we've been operating here for, like, forever.

You don't have to participate, and I'm not telling you to do so. Instead, you can just be a lurker. Many members do just that, and that's just fine. But, those members also know they won't be likely to get much in the way of information about the "gems" in the hobby. They just get the crumbs that fall from the table. So, there really are benefits to active participation, if you choose to do so. The choice is yours. We'll welcome you, regardless of your choice. But, in this hobby, information is "Coin of the Realm" and it isn't often handed out capriciously.

**JustForYou1376** · 10-16-18 00:08

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**Tom McAn** · 10-15-18 15:02

Originally Posted by RustyMuffler [View Original Post]

I like Nikki too. Her personality comes out over time if you become a regular. I've seen her for years and she can be a fun lady.

Nikki has told me several times that guys have offered her big bucks for FS, but she will not oblige. In fact, she told me she will NEVER do FS with a customer. Hearing that statement over and over, and her rebuffing my advances so many times, makes me believe her. In fact, I remember one time she got absolutely furious about a TER review where the guy said she gave him a BJ. She had just seen the review when I saw her and she was very upset. So I believe her when she said he was lying.

Nikki gives a solid, extremely firm massage. But I would not quite call it CMT level. However, she puts in a good effort. So she's much better than most body rub providers I've seen. But she is not quite top tier among the local Thai providers.

Since I'm evidently reviewing her: Nikki has a clean, respectable incall. She has a regular, stand up shower available. Unfortunately, like almost all the local Thais, she does not assist. (I like being pampered, so I wish they did.) She has a heated, professional table. Her sheets are always freshly laundered, and she will give you a full hour's time. She always presents herself fresh and clean.

There is no doubt that Nikki has a great MILF body, and for an extra tip, she flaunts it. I think she has a really pretty face, and her hair is beautiful. Oh, and one last thing: Her breasts are spectacular!

Overall, to anyone who has never met Nikki, I recommend you see her. But I like her more for the eye candy and ending than her massage skills.

Here's a link to one of her ads:
https://www.adultlook.com/p/353480

For some reason, you may have to copy and paste the url to your web browser.

Enjoy....

I haven't seen any ads for Nikki recently and the ad to which you linked states it was last updated "months ago". If she is indeed still active, I'll have to put her on my list for a potential future visit. I tried to contact her in the past and couldn't get through, but that was a long while ago.

One more thing: thanks for specifying which Nikki you were discussing. Nikki (or Nikky) seems to be a common provider name around these parts.

**Miketastic69** · 10-15-18 15:00

Originally Posted by JustForYou1376 [View Original Post]

She is amazing, gives a legit cmt massage but I cannot resist looking at such sexy MILF with so many goodies and only get a nova finish, last time I saw her she said firm no to any plus. Didn't matter how much more candy I offered.

I saw her weekly for years when I lived in DC. I love her, but happy is all you'll get. No matter how much you offer. The magic number would probably be out of a normal guy's price range. My suggestion. Find an escort that resembles her.

**RustyMuffler** · 10-15-18 13:40

I like Nikki too. Her personality comes out over time if you become a regular. I've seen her for years and she can be a fun lady.

Nikki has told me several times that guys have offered her big bucks for FS, but she will not oblige. In fact, she told me she will NEVER do FS with a customer. Hearing that statement over and over, and her rebuffing my advances so many times, makes me believe her. In fact, I remember one time she got absolutely furious about a TER review where the guy said she gave him a BJ. She had just seen the review when I saw her and she was very upset. So I believe her when she said he was lying.

Nikki gives a solid, extremely firm massage. But I would not quite call it CMT level. However, she puts in a good effort. So she's much better than most body rub providers I've seen. But she is not quite top tier among the local Thai providers.

Since I'm evidently reviewing her: Nikki has a clean, respectable incall. She has a regular, stand up shower available. Unfortunately, like almost all the local Thais, she does not assist. (I like being pampered, so I wish they did.) She has a heated, professional table. Her sheets are always freshly laundered, and she will give you a full hour's time. She always presents herself fresh and clean.

There is no doubt that Nikki has a great MILF body, and for an extra tip, she flaunts it. I think she has a really pretty face, and her hair is beautiful. Oh, and one last thing: Her breasts are spectacular!

Overall, to anyone who has never met Nikki, I recommend you see her. But I like her more for the eye candy and ending than her massage skills.

Here's a link to one of her ads:
https://www.adultlook.com/p/353480

For some reason, you may have to copy and paste the url to your web browser.

Enjoy....

Originally Posted by JustForYou1376 [View Original Post]

She is amazing, gives a legit cmt massage but I cannot resist looking at such sexy MILF with so many goodies and only get a nova finish, last time I saw her she said firm no to any plus. Didn't matter how much more candy I offered.

Originally Posted by WillyHost [View Original Post]

She is super sweet, very hot body, super attentive.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nikki-escort-fairfax-34928#erotic.

**JustForYou1376** · 10-15-18 11:00

Originally Posted by WillyHost [View Original Post]

She is super sweet, very hot body, super attentive.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nikki-escort-fairfax-34928#erotic.

She is amazing, gives a legit cmt massage but I cannot resist looking at such sexy MILF with so many goodies and only get a nova finish, last time I saw her she said firm no to any plus. Didn't matter how much more candy I offered.

**TheOuroboros** · 10-14-18 23:41

Originally Posted by Ricoli [View Original Post]

Can I not get into this scene online? Do not feel welcome here at all.

This isn't a boys club or brotherhood but a place where people help each other out by posting their experiences, many of which don't come easy. There's a lot of risks involved and to many it can seem rather impudent to barter for information without offering none of your own, because at the core what you are asking is to alleviate your own risk at the cost of someone else who took it in your place. There's plenty of info available by RTTF. I did so for years without ever making an account as I'm sure many others do. But when I took that rite of passage I made the effort to offer my own research before the wise monger gods as tribute to obtain the advice you are asking for. This is information trading at the very core; you must bring something to trade, must give to get. Now I offered up a solution that you passed up, which is good and well your choice to make. I harbor absolutely no ill will, but the info wasn't given out of benevolence but hope that you would take the journey and then proceed to post your findings on your visit so that you can contribute to the monger realm and make it a positive experience for all. Then earn your stripes and when you do you'll find it much easier to obtain the knowledge you seek.

**WillyHost** · 10-14-18 21:13

She is super sweet, very hot body, super attentive.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nikki-escort-fairfax-34928#erotic.

Originally Posted by DoctorDoctor [View Original Post]

Who gives the best massage in NOVA? My long time CMT moved last year. The journey since, has been interesting, AMPs, indies. Rule changes, then two excellent Thai providers went dark, not sure if on vacation, moved on or out of the business. Anyway, am curious who you rate good, great or excellent (massage-wise).

AMPs:

Barnie. Good back walker.

Kara. Two women. Grade would be good to good+.

Indies in Vienna. Very good routine, massage - great.

Therapeutic. Jin was always outstanding. I haven't seen her in while.

I remembered some providers from TMR days. Reached out to see if they're still in the area.

**SexBear** · 10-14-18 18:21

Originally Posted by Huntrdog64 [View Original Post]

Seriously, who did you see and how much was your donation?

She said her name was Cici (sp? The massage was good. Total including tip was $. 6.

**DoctorDoctor** · 10-14-18 14:18

Who gives the best massage in NOVA? My long time CMT moved last year. The journey since, has been interesting, AMPs, indies. Rule changes, then two excellent Thai providers went dark, not sure if on vacation, moved on or out of the business. Anyway, am curious who you rate good, great or excellent (massage-wise).

AMPs:

Barnie. Good back walker.

Kara. Two women. Grade would be good to good+.

Indies in Vienna. Very good routine, massage - great.

Therapeutic. Jin was always outstanding. I haven't seen her in while.

I remembered some providers from TMR days. Reached out to see if they're still in the area.

**SpaceNut** · 10-14-18 13:30

I posted recently on this board for the first time. My post was not because I am new to the scene I have plenty of reviews and I put in my local area. I did get just a bit of pushback (use a zip code and cross reference kind of stuf) honestly it is less pushback and more advice. And due to the fact that I did not have enough information when I posted originally. I did get tons of good advice much more than I expected a first time poster in this area. It took me three or four visits to get board cred in my area. But it was well worth it. My advice is read the boards and visit a place that seems good to you, expect your visit to be pretty basic then go back to the same place and try again. Once you figure things out you will understand the board better.

To the rest of you I think you are great and I appreciate all the help. If you are ever In Southwest va let me know.

Originally Posted by AnyMouse [View Original Post]

Let's review the bidding. In addition to this whine, you have posted 4 requests for information. You contribute nothing! So if you want to feel welcome, you must first establish what my esteemed colleagues refer to as "Board Cred". To attain this you need to do the following: RTFF. Do some research on your own. Spend lots of money. Have some failures. Have some success. Report all here! Then, and ONLY then will you have gained some Cred, and will reap the benefits of this board and it's members. Good luck, but if you choose to not follow my advice, so long and don't bother posting more requests. AM.