Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 09-22-18 18:27

Originally Posted by RidgeRacer [View Original Post]

Had a rare opportunity to drive today and went to check out the place in the University building. Called ahead and spoke to Sandra. I told her I'd be there in 5 minutes and she said she'd see me then. When I got there minutes later, the door was locked, no one came when I knocked and no one. Picked up the number I had just called. I hung around for 20 minutes and nothing. Very disappointing.

These 2 places are generating a lot of buzz on the forums so it's probably no surprise mongers are swarming these establishments like a mall on Black Friday. When the hype dies down I'm sure so will the disappointment. I’d like to expedite this by adding another quality source but I’m afraid my search is ongoing at this point.

**Member #6804** · 09-22-18 17:47

Had a rare opportunity to drive today and went to check out the place in the University building. Called ahead and spoke to Sandra. I told her I'd be there in 5 minutes and she said she'd see me then. When I got there minutes later, the door was locked, no one came when I knocked and no one. Picked up the number I had just called. I hung around for 20 minutes and nothing. Very disappointing.

**Serpico99** · 09-22-18 13:00

So I took the plunge to see what the fuss was about with Sarah at Barnie in Anandale. She is fairly attractive for a middle age Asian. Nice body and face and Cute. Her English is very good and she interrogated me about how I found out about the spa, etc. It seems like after the intitial wave of reviews here, she got slammed with calls and probably made her more suspicious of patrons. And she knows about the reviews online. Anyway I had a good vibe with her and we hit it off ok.

Massage was ok but I was enjoying the back and forth banter with her more. Above noVa standard but it's not something I would go out of my way for and delete my savings account. I could spend a little extra and go to MD and get FS for a little more and pound the girls there like a porn star. Sarah does the soft touch a little too slow and could use more playing rather than the slowwwww long strokes.

**Trab01** · 09-22-18 00:02

Appreciate the input this week gents. If you're ever in the Baltimore area let me know.

**GilBang** · 09-20-18 07:20

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Dreamed I paid a visit to Smooth Water Spa today. Was a regular here when the place first opened. Mention it only because they gave me a stamp card where the 10th massage was free. Which I thought was funny since it was the only jack shack that did something like that. Well needless to say, I racked up 10 visits and figured I wanted to cash in my card for a free massage. Going there for so often I aimed to build some cred with the girls, try and develop a ATF but sad to say I was never able to achieve it. Every other visit was like hitting the reset button on the place. Just when you get used to the crew. Bam. Brand new ladies. Sometimes the change would be good. Younger, sexier providers; sometimes older, bustier, and more skilled. But today, my lucky 11th visit, I was greeted by two middle aged chubby Chinese providers who barely had a grasp of English. The lady stared at my card unable to process the fact that I earned a free massage. After some convincing, I was in. But truth be told, I should have just held onto the thing, walked out, and saved it for the next turnover. Massage sucked. Flip was okay, costed me. 8 but she did lift up her shirt and let me rub it up against her tits until I popped but I couldn't shake the overall feeling of disappointment for not being able to get one last session with my girl Emily. Don't know if I ever want to return, not a fan of having the rug constantly ripped out from under me.

I used to go there as well. Similar experience. Haven't been back in a few months because of the inconsistency.

**TheOuroboros** · 09-19-18 23:31

Dreamed I paid a visit to Smooth Water Spa today. Was a regular here when the place first opened. Mention it only because they gave me a stamp card where the 10th massage was free. Which I thought was funny since it was the only jack shack that did something like that. Well needless to say, I racked up 10 visits and figured I wanted to cash in my card for a free massage. Going there for so often I aimed to build some cred with the girls, try and develop a ATF but sad to say I was never able to achieve it. Every other visit was like hitting the reset button on the place. Just when you get used to the crew. Bam. Brand new ladies. Sometimes the change would be good. Younger, sexier providers; sometimes older, bustier, and more skilled. But today, my lucky 11th visit, I was greeted by two middle aged chubby Chinese providers who barely had a grasp of English. The lady stared at my card unable to process the fact that I earned a free massage. After some convincing, I was in. But truth be told, I should have just held onto the thing, walked out, and saved it for the next turnover. Massage sucked. Flip was okay, costed me. 8 but she did lift up her shirt and let me rub it up against her tits until I popped but I couldn't shake the overall feeling of disappointment for not being able to get one last session with my girl Emily. Don't know if I ever want to return, not a fan of having the rug constantly ripped out from under me.

**Member #5795** · 09-19-18 22:01

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

He said it's in Arlington, so it must be Shirlington Therapy.

Shirlington therapy is the only FS AMP with table shower in Arlington I know. Great place till it lasts.

**Trab01** · 09-19-18 18:30

Originally Posted by HerbB [View Original Post]

You probably can expect to donate around $. 2 for the full menu.

Thanks. Mainly out of Baltimore area and I never really go full service. Well, rarely. Mostly quick rubdown is all I need. Though, I have been known to be surprised by the look of the provider and let my small brain get the best of me. Good looking out.

Trab.

**Serpico99** · 09-19-18 18:21

Originally Posted by HotPatatoe1972 [View Original Post]

What is the name of the Place?

He said it's in Arlington, so it must be Shirlington Therapy.

**Creeping** · 09-19-18 17:38

RR, funny you would mention about asking MMS for service. I did just that even though she resembled Yoda. She told me she's not a working girl and she's too busy running the place. She did say she men and giving them the TS.

I stopped in to see Sara and figure out what the rage was about. As another monger mentioned she's the only one there and she was busy with two following appointments. From what I saw she was small and cute but having not experienced time with her I have nothing enthusiastic to say.

With Sara out, I opted to go back to ST. In a previous post someone mentioned not using a cc, I use a burner gift card. Anyways yesterday Fendi ran my card for the house fee and after tumbling and my massage she ran it for the tip. Today sweet Fendi tried to take advantage and run the house fee PLUS $. 65! I asked her wth that was and she mentioned I told her yesterday I would tip her that amount. I told hell nah and asked to speak with MMS.

MMS was very apologetic and gave me the 1/2 hour rate. She had to void the initial charges and rather than go with Fendi who looked upset I went with Jen-nay, LOL. She was a spinner with a fit body but no bum to grab onto. I still had a great time. I might repeat but for now I'm looking for other MPs where I can be guaranteed to leave 1 ml lighter without having used any of the Palmer. Creepin'.

**Amp Bum** · 09-19-18 16:54

I received PMs for additional info on the location. I apologize that my original description was too vague.

Heading west on 236, the AMP is 2+/- lights before the ramp to the beltway. I don't recall the number but when I did search that number it was associated with a place called sisters spa at a different address. And like almost every other AMP, it's right by a Mickey D's.

Quoting another SM, be nice to the ladies.

**HotPatatoe1972** · 09-19-18 15:06

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

Had the day so I stopped at ST, wow what a surprise! MS provided the house TS and she did an amazing job, like I had a pop-up from that alone! Then after that, I'm lying down and MS brings my choices in to which I select Fendi who is a tall spinner with bolt ons. She was very sensual and was a looker from most of the standard. Def will repeat! BTW, if anyone has any other similar experiences where its as easy for the provider to ask if you want everything please do send me that info. Damage was $. 6, half was house other was tip! Creepin'.

What is the name of the Place?

**Don77** · 09-19-18 13:56

Recently visited spa on Gallows road in Vienna. Ad was on ME for Vicky. Her actual name was Peipei. Looks nothing like her picture. Probably mid 50's, very clean professional setting on 2nd floor above an acupuncture business. Good massage and standard Nova finish. A shower is available and there was one other lady working who really wasn't attractive either. But I would repeat due to the massage alone.

**Andy Nova** · 09-19-18 12:04

Originally Posted by HerbB [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any insights for Asian Fantasy Bodywork in Sterling? Seems to be pretty new. Advertise on RM with $. 6 per hr. Quite steep for an AMP.

Took a drive past this place for scouting purposes. Typical office building set up (though I didn't go in).

I kind of like the idea of the tip being included (if that's the reason for the high price), as it takes away any of the pressure and expectations.

Considering a TOFTT here, anyone else with any experience?

**Fred86** · 09-19-18 11:18

Went to barnies the other day and didn't have the same experience that a lot of people have reported.

The ts was fine, but it felt a bit rushed and clinical.

The massage was rushed, but decent. Not anything to write home about. Nothing really sensual, just going through the motions.

She also asked me a bunch of questions about where I had heard of barnies and who I was friends with. Did I actually know the people or was it just online. Do we talk about the places on line.

Left a $. 4 but probably won't go back.

Originally Posted by HotPatatoe1972 [View Original Post]

I went to see Sara about three weeks ago, wonderful. Just as everyone has said. TS is great, massage was great as well. She worked some tight muscles, very strong hands. She also works the massage as a great tease; slowly getting on your back and purposely moving around. The place is very nice, especially room 1. It's huge has a table, two chairs a small table and credenza. It's like a parlor in an old house. I didn't mind the no cradle for your head, but she gave me a cradle for my feet as I was face down to lift them of the table. The ST has got to be the best, it is very light and she like to roam. The finish was great, light touch on that drove me crazy. This was $. 6.

After that All I could do was think about her, went back Monday after a bad weekend, and a sore back. She worked my shoulders hard, walk on back was great. She actually popped by back and my shoulders, I felt great even before the ST. This time I got the full show, as she gave me a CBJ. She has smooth skin, very nice body. $. 8 gave her some extra. She was asking questions about other places. I just answered and told her she is the best. She asked me to tell friends.

So I was on board yesterday, reading the posts, saw this one again and just had to. Went back last night, after a quick TS and 5-10 minute rubdown. I got a 35 minute ST, with B2 B. I was hurting for flip and ended with a 10 minute BBBJ. Funny part was as I was getting dressed she asked if I was LE. I told her no, it thought it was funny to ask after. One note on the parking, there is a lot of activity around the 5 - 6 time frame, people leaving, standing out side other buildings for a smoke, I just parked on the side (kind of a circular driveway) and walked in that way.

Only thing I would like to find now is a good Nuru.