Massage Parlor Reports

[NyHornet]

Hadn't seen any reports on it and I was horny AF today so I stopped into Eutopia in Hoodbridge. Nice looking facility, dim hallways and all of the rooms had doors. Thought that to would be a good sign. Jen was my masseuse, tall Asian with a nice rack and may have been preggo. Decent massage, . 8 house, she told me. 2 starts the "me make you feel very good". Oddly, massage was 1st followed by TS. She told me very good was coming. After the TS she says all done. I asked no flip, what about very good? She smiles and says I only give massage. 😳.

Yes, therapeutic only there. I've know the lady who owns it for probably 9-10 years, and I doubt she would allow any extra-curricular activities. Haven't been in quite some time, but surprised the house rate is now $80.

[LookieHookie18]

Went to barnies the other day and didn't have the same experience that a lot of people have reported.

The ts was fine, but it felt a bit rushed and clinical.

The massage was rushed, but decent. Not anything to write home about. Nothing really sensual, just going through the motions.

She also asked me a bunch of questions about where I had heard of barnies and who I was friends with. Did I actually know the people or was it just online. Do we talk about the places on line.

Left a $. 4 but probably won't go back.

I had the same experience a couple weeks back. Her ST was very good, she did talk dome during the session asking questions as you described. She was nice, backwalk was decent. On flip, it was standard and allowed OTC roaming. Did rush it a bit. She is cute, but was def disappointing. I think she has been overrun by so many people going after discussion on here. She said many had come by recommendation. If you are looking in the area, a good option is tara or spa sung for AMP. Spa sung is standard nova the first time and more as you go back.

[Creeping]

Hadn't seen any reports on it and I was horny AF today so I stopped into Eutopia in Hoodbridge. Nice looking facility, dim hallways and all of the rooms had doors. Thought that to would be a good sign. Jen was my masseuse, tall Asian with a nice rack and may have been preggo. Decent massage, . 8 house, she told me. 2 starts the "me make you feel very good". Oddly, massage was 1st followed by TS. She told me very good was coming. After the TS she says all done. I asked no flip, what about very good? She smiles and says I only give massage. 😳.

[Fred86]

Door is nondescript with a door bell as you would expect.

After ringing the bell a woman in her mid 30's (she goes by the name chanelle) with a rockin body opens the door. I can't help but appreciate her lace dress that leaves little to the imagination.

She ushers me in and asks if I want a shower to which I say of course.

Good TS with attention to all the right places. After the shower she takes me back to the room and gives me the most half assed massage. Plenty of teasing, but not much pressure.

She asks what I want and implies that the menu is open to negotiations. I only brought enough for a nova finish, standard rate.

When she finishes she continues to massage for a little bit and ended way early.

I paid for an hour and barely got 30 min.

Probably won't go back for a while until they get some new girls.

[LookieHookie18]

Hoping one of you kind gentle mongers can share with me how to find this place. Or does anyone know about places in merrifield that are worth a lunch visit.

Honestly been disappointed with angels lately. Kinda tired of that limited menu after dealing with Bella at HBW. I don't always want to listen to Frank Sinatra during a massage, but I do l like the option.

I dreamed of going a couple weeks ago. It is very professional looking place, clean, some medical equipment in rooms as well but they make it very cozy and warm, not clinical. I recommend Sandra or Bebe. They are all very kind, like conversing, non rushed, and open to more especually if you go a second or third time. If you have trouble finding it let me know, I can pm details. Good luck.

[Ominous]

No one had any other ideas so I hoofed it to Tao which is annoying but doable. Was greeted by Yu Yu, 40 ish, nothing to write home about but not bad looking. She told me it was a half hour wait and put me in a room. Later, a younger, cuter girl came to take my payment but alas, it was Yu Yu who came back to give the massage.

Massage was good, lots of teasing and pretty hard as I requested. Flip was also good, except it was interrupted for negotiations. She wanted. 60 for topless, I told her. 40 and eventually she acquiesced. She was a hard no on anything mouth related on her end and said. 60 would be required for my mouth to be used on her not very exciting breasts. I didn't need that so we agreed on. 40.

After, she made sure I got my full hour with a nice scalp and head massage.

Total damage was. 60/. 40. She told me next time I would get the younger cuter girl I had seen (named Kylie or something like that). Might just have to do that.

I used to live near old town near Tao. I generally drove to the Springfield area near the license office. There's really nothing near old town which is probably why no one replied.

[Member #6804]

No one had any other ideas so I hoofed it to Tao which is annoying but doable. Was greeted by Yu Yu, 40 ish, nothing to write home about but not bad looking. She told me it was a half hour wait and put me in a room. Later, a younger, cuter girl came to take my payment but alas, it was Yu Yu who came back to give the massage.

Massage was good, lots of teasing and pretty hard as I requested. Flip was also good, except it was interrupted for negotiations. She wanted. 60 for topless, I told her. 40 and eventually she acquiesced. She was a hard no on anything mouth related on her end and said. 60 would be required for my mouth to be used on her not very exciting breasts. I didn't need that so we agreed on. 40.

After, she made sure I got my full hour with a nice scalp and head massage.

Total damage was. 60/. 40. She told me next time I would get the younger cuter girl I had seen (named Kylie or something like that). Might just have to do that.

[LookieHookie18]

Any reports on CS. I searched couldn't find anything. I have another appt Monday in same building, might want to take an extra long lunch. If I don't hear anything I'll TOFTT and report back.

Hey, I had the same idea last week and stopped by. One was decent looking, other not great but not horrible. Late 30's early 40's. Massage was good, easy to talk to, friendly. Focused how and where I wanted. On flip, continued to do how I wanted. OTC roaming, was non rushed. Massaged more after as well and went 5 min over. Good for standard service, but not great lookers. Good luck if you go.

[OnlyAOne]

Going to hit it up this week and I guess TOFTT. Will report back.

[Roamin Roman]

I used to visit latinas at an apartment complex near the hospital in Fairfax and the lot had one hour parking. Well, I spend an hour with the lady and who knew within an hour, 10 my car would be towed.

The lady in charge was kind and took me to pick up my car. So that day I got fuck twice and had to pay for it both times. Those tow truck assholes are voltures and no one is there to watch and ensure they are waiting the correct time. Plus who is going to fight it? Explain in court you were visiting your girlfriend dor less the an hour, yeah.

Print up (on heavy card stock) an official-looking sign, about the size of a bumper sticker, that you can either place on top of the front dash (windshield) or on the driver's side window. The sign would read: Doctor on Call - DO NOT TOW. For a more authentic appearance, you can add a caduceus (Staff of Hermes) symbol on the left or right side, along with some other official-looking signatures and dates (including an "expiration" or "valid thru" date). And, in this day of multi-lingualism, you could add the same words in Spanish.

Now, you wouldn't want to use this to park illegally on the street, but in an apartment complex it should be fine.

[Member #6804]

Anything going on in Old Town, independent or otherwise? Going to be around there this weekend and I'm desperate need of stress release. Closest I know is Tao Message which I reviewed before, which is still pretty out of the way. Feel free to PM. Thanks!

[JimBliss478]

I always say this. It's not where you go but who you see. Establishments change, providers typically do not. I stopped by Blue today and sadly the only thing blue about it was my balls as I left the place vehemently disappointed. Bella clearly wasn't there, and I made the stupid gamble thinking the bimbo who was my provider would be just as accommodating. First off the massage was horrible, light soft touch around back and legs, it was like paying. 8 for one of those plastic backscratchers. I bore with it hoping ST would make up for it but after about 25 min (I paid for the hour BTW) she ask me to flip and ask me what I want. I tell her I want the same standard of service that Bella / scarlet gave for the same price. Mind you, that's me being awfully generous because she's nowhere near the same level of pretty. In fact, she's older, and that's ironic because I usually have good things to say about the older ladies but this chick was clearly delusional about her age and the Apple must have gone sour far before it became rotten. She told me for the price point listed in the section below, that she would take clothes off and that she just gives HJ. I told her I can get so much more for less at other places and she told me that you can't in VA. Lmao, I told her she was wrong if you know where to go. And I politely asked her to stop wasting my time and refund me my money. She said I already paid and that she couldn't do that. I honestly hate arguing but I said fine, I have another half hour I expect to at least get a decent massage for forming over the house fee, but that she wouldn't be getting another dime from me.

I'd recommend avoiding her if you plan to visit Blue unless you want to pay an additional $. 2 for a HJ. I'd ask for her name but she prolly wouldn't give me her real one if I did. So I'll describe her most signature feature: she's got a deep voice that sounds like she smokes 10 packs a day. If you get her, my advice is to ask to be massaged by someone else. Maybe then she'll get the hint.

I was able to catch up with Scarlett on her last day at Blue. She told me where she would be going next. Seniors, PM me if interested.

[Justforme]

I used to visit latinas at an apartment complex near the hospital in Fairfax and the lot had one hour parking. Well, I spend an hour with the lady and who knew within an hour, 10 my car would be towed.

The lady in charge was kind and took me to pick up my car. So that day I got fuck twice and had to pay for it both times. Those tow truck assholes are voltures and no one is there to watch and ensure they are waiting the correct time. Plus who is going to fight it? Explain in court you were visiting your girlfriend dor less the an hour, yeah.

I disagree. A few years back when I first started I was visiting someone in an apartment complex. I left my wallet and phone in the car. Came out fifteen minutes later and my car was gone along with my wallet and phone. It had been towed. Thank God the girl took pity on me and let me back in, and then bore with me while I called the tow place to verify where my car was and then a cab driver. And thank God the cabbie trusted me to go get my car and then pay him. Scary couple of hours. Never need to relive again. I always keep my phone and wallet with me now.

[HighTemp]

I was let in by "J". She was also my masseuse. 5'5" black long upper back length hair. 120 to 135 lbs. Age 25 to 35. B cup at best. (.)...(.)

J is not young. She must be in her 40's. There were some baby mark on her tummy. She should be an A cup natural.

Even though she is not that young or with a smaller breast, still a very good provider and recommended.

[HighTemp]

Any reports on CS. I searched couldn't find anything. (.)(.)

If your search is less than 4 character, I don't think the forum will return anything. May be it will return too many results, and so the forum just disabled it. The trouble is lots of posts people use places' abbreviation, if you search the full name, related post will not show up in result. This is the disadvantage with forum compare to a dedicated review site, like TER where a provider was uniquely identified.

Personally, I don't see any value use abbreviation for AMP names. It's just cryptic and make search difficult and wasting time doing guessing game.

I would suggest always use AMP's full name and of course always get provider's name when doing review. Get these 2 pieces of information readily available, so help the fellow mongers.

When report on an independent, get web link or some other form of contact. Otherwise, you can write all good and bad you want, if a fellow monger can't get hold of her, it's useless information.