Massage Parlor Reports

[Roamin Roman]

Far East therapy (Chantilly).
- definitely got the mamasan.
- she gave an amazing massage, better than I've gotten at non HE places.
- very clean table shower, very clean set up.
- I asked for her to lose the top and we agreed on 70.
- she mounted the table and nibbled all over, first time they haven't just placed my hand on breast.
- wonderful technique. Truly a great job.
- did an extra bit of massage afterwards cause she noticed I was tight in my neck. Like I said, amazing massage.


K & j wellness Reston VA.
- I was greeted by a tall young girl in scrubs who took me back and I was very intrigued.
- she asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. Then passed me off to an old woman. I was disappointed.
- table shower was crazy dark, as was the room.
- woman who gave massage was Lilly (yay I finally got and remembered a name). Said she had been there for like 10 days.
- table shower was very thorough, best I've received.
- massage wasn't great, she did use a little bit of half ass walking on my back.
- teasing was next to nothing.
- I asked her to lose the top and she said she was shy so I was like ok I guess not, but then she did lose the top and kept her back to me as she gave the HE. Did not like her technique.
- as we were leaving she said "come back and we get you with better looking girl" I was like oh alright that young girl in scrubs, but then she took me to employee only room and waved at another older, slightly more attractive woman and said "her next time" so I probably won't go back. Unless someone knows if you eventually get the young taller girl.

Just a quick word to offer some advice, for whatever it's worth: Don't be too quick to discount an older provider, even the mamasan, if you happen to draw that straw at an AMP. Although it's not a universal guarantee, trust me when I say that an older AMP woman can give you an experience that the younger ones haven't even learned yet. Older woman aren't every monger's cup of tea, but many other long-time mongers here can back me up on this point. These women might not have. And, in fact, won't have. The nubile bodies of the younger girls. But they usually have a lot more sensuality, fewer inhibitions, and (maybe not surprisingly) a libido that is as strong as that of the younger girls. And, they're also quite flattered when a monger, particularly a younger monger, asks them to provide the session. Think of it from the other way around, how we older mongers seek the PTYs at the AMPs. It's the same with the older AMP girls: They are equally turned on by a younger guy. And if you ever manage to ingratiate yourself with one of these older AMP women, hang onto your seat. You will be treated to some intense and thoroughly enjoyable times. It might take some work and convincing, at first, since many are ashamed that their bodies are no longer sleek and tight. Many who have small tits are shy, believing that American men only want well-endowed girls. So, it's up to you to make them comfortable and convince them that they're just fine the way the are.

I've had a number of older AMP ladies during my mongering times, and to a one they ALL gave me fantastic experiences. When I was in my mid-30's, there was one gal who owned the AMP that I used to frequent. She took a shine to me at some point, and whenever I would show up it was a 50-50 toss-up (which eventually got closer to 90-10) as to whether she would take care of me or hand me off to one of the younger therapists. At the time she was in her late 50's, something I was later able to confirm through other means. For the first couple sessions, things were Standard NoVa. But with the third and every subsequent session with her, it was no holds barred. And the sessions never ended at 60 minutes. Yes, she was probably 20-30 pounds overweight, her tits were droopy, and she was not as tight as a 20-year old, but she was very responsive and would often cowgirl the heck out me (unless she wanted the experience of deep penetration that mish offers). Eventually, she decided to retire and closed her shop.

I also had another gal who used to manage (didn't own) one AMP but also worked at another AMP of the same owner, who also knew me. When I first approached her (at the first AMP) about taking care of me, she replied, "But I old lady, honey. " (She was early 50's.) I assured her that she wasn't old in my view, but she still demurred. This gal eventually disappeared from the first AMP, and I was not aware she was at another nearby AMP. Sometime later, when I'd gotten to know the owner, the owner informed me that this gal was at the other AMP and had actually asked about me. Well, that was interesting news. I paid a visit to the second AMP and, lo and behold! She was the one who came to the door to greet me. After the preliminaries, she took me to the TS room in back and gave me a very nice scrub down. Then, after she was finished, she began administering a BBBJ. Yes, in the TS room. I decided to test my luck and asked if she'd ever "done it" in the shower. She left for a moment without saying a thing, leaving me laying on the shower table with the water running, and returned about 30 seconds later. Still without saying a single word, she climbed onto the table and mounted me. After about 30 seconds, she climbed off, turned the water off, helped dry me off, and took me to the room. For the next 45 minutes, it was Shangri-La. The same was true on subsequent visits. (This AMP also closed in the midst of the 2012 fears among AMP owners in the NoVA area, and I lost touch with her afterwards. She, too, was no looker. Not ugly or homely, just not a looker, probably also about 20 pounds overweight and 32-B upstairs. But she more than compensated for it in many other ways.).

These are just two of many experiences, but they serve to highlight the possibilities of getting to know older AMP women. And, there's another benefit: They will introduce you to their girlfriends at the AMP, so that when they are busy, the girlfriend will know how to handle you. Moreover, if the woman is the MMS or owner, you're often golden. The only thing to remember to do is to treat them well and with respect. Don't reveal secrets, and bring them small gifts on occasion. (I used to bring things like one of those shrimp-and-cocktail sauce dishes from Giant, or a box of pastries from a local bakery. And, at Christmas and Chinese New Year, I'd bring some small but tasteful gifts that they could use or enjoy. Eventually, whenever I'd visit, they would haul me into the office, where they had their sofas, etc. , and chat for a while until one of the girls would say something like "My turn. Let's go." If you ever get to the point where they trust you to come and sit with them in the office, even at busy times, you are in like Flynn. Trust me. And from then on, it's all up to you.).

So, in conclusion and just as a word for what it's worth: Don't discount the older AMP girls, or even (or especially) the MMS or owner if you're ever so lucky. There is sometimes a lower age limit to the guy with whom an older AMP gal will want to deal with. But otherwise, unless you're an immature or overly aggressive or grabby sort, you'll have some very memorable times if you're willing to swing with a lady who might be as much as 25 years your senior. If you can be open-minded and put your prejudices on hold, a lot of doors can open up for you. Just sayin'. And, as another member here advises: "Always be kind to (all) the ladies."

Roman

[HighTemp]

Based on some good reviews before for this place, I decided to give it a try. Called and asked who is available for my appointment slot. They seemed reluctant to give out the names and just say you never know whose turn will be for that time. I knew therapist matters more than AMP place itself but decided to try it out.

After getting to the address, it's in a strip mall with plenty parking. Their location is well hidden and in the inner most of the plaza, so very good privacy aspect. There is no business name and no open sign. So you better know which suite is actually the place.

Standard double door with bell and camera stuff and opened the door come a 40 ish Korean. She is kind of plain looking with jean short and a halter top. At this point, I knew I can still bail if I am really not happy about the look, from previous experience. But what kept me there is she got a big rack popping out from her halter top. I thought to myself, wth, at least not a grandma this time.

They got table shower, usual stuff, nothing memorable there. Then back to the room. I asked her name and she said Jenny. Massage is average. She did lot of light touch. Maybe she think that's teasing, but that doesn't do anything for me. Her English is bad, no communication. I tried to do some small talk, but only thing I can get out from her is single word. Maybe it is just me, I'd like have some sort of connection either verbally or touch or something. Simple mechanical motion just won't do for me, so I knew this is going to be bad.

Little less than 30 min, comes the flip. Without much word or teasing or pretending we don't know what I was there for, she started doing her stuff. I asked her to slow down and pointed to her big breast. She apparently understood and wipe out her breast without much negotiation. Wahlah, come before me big fake boobs. I grab on it and start to rub it. Even though it's fake, it still feels good on my hands. It is very soft and you don't feel anything uneven or hard inside. I was wondering: hmm, she got a really good P.S. Job. We all know how plastic surgery is widely available in Korea. I think this is the only high point of this session, soon I am done while holding her fake boobs in my hand.

Now there is still 20 min left! I try to lay there and give me plenty time to enjoy the afterglow. She started the cleanup work and plenty of hot towel. I saw she also started wipe clean her breast. I thought that's really uncalled for. It's just hand holding and no fluid exchanged, there is really no need to clean her breast in front of customer. But whatever.

I thought even though it's not a really happy ending without much of emotional connection, at least I should get a good massage out of it. I didn't get a good night sleep and my neck is tight, I asked her to give more massage on my neck and shoulder. She obliged and apparently just doing a perfunctory job.

5 minutes later, she find an excuse and got out of door. After she came back, as I was laying there, she started to put socks on me. This time I have to point out to her, there is still 15 min left for my 1 hour appointment. She reluctantly did more superficial work and stopped again 5 min later.

This time it's just embarrassing and I couldn't ask not to short my session anymore. K, then, I was thinking should I tip more for her little above NOVA standard roaming. Now with the session short, no higher tips! Total damaged 80 house + 40 tips.

As I am walking out, she opened another door and seems want to show me to another woman. Sitting inside is an even older woman with oily face and heavy make up. I don't know what's this for. Maybe the other woman is MMS, and she want the MMS to get to know me. But whatever. Sometimes you wonder you just unlucky and got the bad one, and maybe other therapist is younger and better looking. But with both of them looks like this, I will never come back to this place again.

[OldManRose]

I stopped in at ST in S Arl. Today called first asked for Jenny. MS got Jenny and I do not like to comment on looks as I am buying service but, Jenny was a nice looking and nice figure. She started with massage as the TS was busy and then after about 10 min said it was free and gave a very nice TS every part of my body was rubbed and scrubbed. Back in massage room we resumed for about three minutes when MS comes in and tells her a regular showed up and she has a very nice alternate for me named, I think, Cocca of Coffee. New provider voice is really deep but her massage skills are nowhere near Jenny's. She seems to be rushing and not very attentive on the flip everything is on the menu but I stopped on level below the top as $ is all I was willing to tip. She did a little more hand play and then gave me what I paid for with about a 6 for skills and interest. I would go back but not for coco. Next time I am in town I hope HB in North Arl. Will be back on line. Damage 8 house plus $. When I left MS said reminder her and she would give me longer time. She also said they were short staffed as it is Korean Thanksgiving. I just googled and it is. MS said they all wanted to get home and feast.

[TheOuroboros]

A tale of 2 7's:

Was in the area and so dropped by seven corners to get a massage.

My first visit was to seven corners therapy:

It's a legit massage parlors and when I walked in to scan the place it was like walking into a doctors office. Posters of the human anatomy everywhere. The provider was a middle aged Chinese woman and asked if I wanted an hour and I felt stupid to cut and run so I decided what the hell, I'll give it a go. . 6 for the hour which isn't bad at all and let me tell ya I don't regret it. This lady knew her stuff. I asked for a hard massage and man she brought the pain. I was not used to getting a hard massage from a legit provider and let me tell ya the difference is massive. But it was good pain, she told me I'd feel better later and she was right, she really did a number to get all of those tight knots out of my body. She knew her stuff too, told me my heart was working too hard (doc said the same thing at my last appt) and she targeted pressure points from my palms to the soles of my feet and told me these were pressure points that helped regulate my blood flow to the heart and that I needed to relieve the pressure in order to recover my body. I did feel a lot better afterwards so for an affordable and legit massage, I'd prolly repeat.

Now if you're looking for more, the spa you want in this plaza is Seven Therapy. Drop the "corners" so you don't make the same mistake I did.

Seven therapy: I opted for the half hour since I was running short on time (and cash) and got Lisa. Tall, thin Korean maybe late 30's, small Bs but she was very nice on the eyes. The massage was pretty good, medium to hard with some back walking. Short and sweet, after 20 min soft touch into flip and then. Magic. I'm not sure if there's more than NOVA+ but let me say this. Technique matters. And Lisa got great technique. She gave my boys a full body massage too. Some providers just go through the motions and sadly if there isn't that TLC then I can't arrive, you know? Wasn't the case here, I got that TLC and I asked her to lift up her shirt and she obliged. Sexy pink nipples on an asian is rare but a very welcome change and before I knew it the dream was over and she cleaned me up and set me out the door. Damage was. 6 and. 6 and you can bet I'll be coming back.

[Jim Rob]

Hoping one of you kind gentle mongers can share with me how to find this place. Or does anyone know about places in merrifield that are worth a lunch visit.

Honestly been disappointed with angels lately. Kinda tired of that limited menu after dealing with Bella at HBW. I don't always want to listen to Frank Sinatra during a massage, but I do l like the option.

[Agrego]

Welcome and great first post! You're going about it the right way. Try a few places and feel them out, become a repeat customer and get to know the line up. As long as the place is in good shape (not rundown, broken heat, musty rooms) establishing yourself as a regular customer leads to better service.

Hey all. So I found this website about 3 weeks ago and I've been following along. I just got into AMPs (bear with me, I don't understand all the lingo yet) in June. I have been to a few places and I don't have a ton of information because I don't know what to ask when I started but I will share what.......

- cosmos. Good.

- "river spa" - bad.

- mikos. Bad, overly expensive.

- Far East therapy. Good, especially the massage itself.

- k&j. Not good.

[LoveDemAzn]

Stopped by to see if Jeeny stil works on weekends at Angels as I recal a post or too here saying runors she was no longer there.

Lady who answered confirmed she nolonger works there.

Would love any intel if anyone lnows we she might be working now.

Tha ks.

-rub.

She told me once she did nails on the weekday and work at angel on weekend only. She probably work full time now at nail salon now. I'm don't what nail salon but somewhere in NOVA.

[Madness322]

Unless someone knows if you eventually get the young taller girl.- k&j. Not good.

Sorry your experience at K&J wasn't what you expected, I've been to about eight of the local clubs and found my one experience there at the very top of the list. My therapist was Joanne. As for wanting younger, wait until you are my age, Late 60's and they all look young. From experience IMHO it has more to do with the attitude and technique of the specific provider than the facility. I've had both good and bad experiences at the same location so who you get is probably the most important detail in whether you leave satisfied.

[MrWilson898]

Thanks for the 'hard' earned info.

It's important though to follow through with the attendants name.

Makes it much easier to find the winners and avoid the losers.

Right. Like I said I am new to this. The most recent visit was the only one that I have done since I found this site. Hence I got her name. Hopefully I'll remember and catch more names in future though.

[OlderNotWiser]

Thanks for the 'hard' earned info.

It's important though to follow through with the attendants name.

Makes it much easier to find the winners and avoid the losers.

[JmSuttr]

Happens much more commonly than one might think. I actually went to get a massage at a place a few months ago one evening at a time I thought the place would be open since it was within posted hours. Place was locked, called a few times, no answer. Gave up and went home. Got a text the next morning from MMS who apologized and said she closed up early last night to go to the casino. Said she was open this morning and asked me to come down for an appt. I did and actually made that the conversational topic while getting the massage. She told me every provider there has a gambling problem, they usually go about once week Sunday nights after close and spend hours and hours at the MGM doing slots and what not. She told me that day she lost $700 which for her was a few days worth of tips on a good day, sometimes they win big but sometimes they lose bigger. She told me another provider there actually lost $10,000 last night. LOL could you imagine that's probably months and months of tip money evaporated. So you can imagine this viscous cycle of providing these extras then blowing your earnings away at the casino. Rinse and repeat.

Article explains some cultural and social issues pertaining to AMP girls and, IMHO, provides another strong argument for avoiding a serious relationship with one.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/b...ling-addiction

[OldManRose]

I stopped by HB on Lee there were workman there and I asked if they knew when it would re-open. They said they were told on Tuesday. I asked if the same people would be working there and was told he thought so.

If I see it open I will post. But live out of town and am only in NOVA periodically.

[MrWilson898]

Hey all. So I found this website about 3 weeks ago and I've been following along. I just got into AMPs (bear with me, I don't understand all the lingo yet) in June. I have been to a few places and I don't have a ton of information because I don't know what to ask when I started but I will share what I have learned.

First visit: "River Spa" (according to a site) but it's name has changed. Centreville, VA.

- I did a 30 min massage and nothing on the flip.

- there is a camera on you when you go in the first doors.

- Older woman, not overly attractive. Told me to come back.

- parking is rather private as it's at the back of a complex area.

Second visit: same place.

- did 60 min this time. Got a table shower for the first time. From what I've seem this table shower was pretty meh compared to others.

- same woman, didn't really do it for me.

- basically sprinted me out the door.

- rather uncomfortable table.

- good technic.

- 80 for massage, complained about 50 tip (idk what you guys mean when you use like decimals so these are full amounts), so I gave her an extra 15.

Third visit: Cosmos Centreville VA.

- no camera that I could see.

- more of a busy parking area.

- got a younger girl (upper 30's, early 40's).

- got a table shower, much nicer than the other place.

- pretty darn good massage.

- my first time getting teasing which was still the best I've received.

- flip was wonderful, first time I was brave enough to ask to lose the top and she obliged.

- walking me out slowly afterwards was nice.

- 80 massage, very graciously accepted 50 dollar tip.

4th visit: cosmos.

- tried again, didn't call ahead and they were busy. Same lady I had before answered the door.

4th visit try again: Miko's Spa (Chantilly).

- parking here is in front of the complex and so not very private.

- very busy it seems.

- 80 dollars.

- got an older Chinese woman, heavy makeup. I caught her name but it's been a month or so and I don't remember it.

- she was receptive to my talking, friendly.

- massage was okay, no table shower available, she left the hot towels on a long time to the point they got cold.

- teasing not as good as Cosmos.

- she offered prices before starting on the flip. I said 100 option which was her getting naked. First time doing that. Not a great body. Definitely older than she initially looked.

- she went for a kiss, which I'm not about.

5th visit- Far East therapy (Chantilly).

- back of a business area. Tons of parking.

- definitely got the mamasan.

- she gave an amazing massage, better than I've gotten at non HE places.

- very clean table shower, very clean set up.

- I asked for her to lose the top and we agreed on 70.

- she mounted the table and nibbled all over, first time they haven't just placed my hand on breast.

- wonderful technique. Truly a great job.

- did an extra bit of massage afterwards cause she noticed I was tight in my neck. Like I said, amazing massage.

- gave her 80 instead of the 70 agreed upon.

- would recommend this place.

6th visit. K & j wellness Reston VA.

- hard to find, kinda private, second floor, had a little waiting room.

- there was a literal piece of shit on the floor by the bathrooms before entering the k & j.

- I was greeted by a tall young girl in scrubs who took me back and I was very intrigued.

- she asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. Then passed me off to an old woman. I was disappointed.

- table shower was crazy dark, as was the room.

- woman who gave massage was Lilly (yay I finally got and remembered a name). Said she had been there for like 10 days.

- really nice rooms.

- table shower was very thorough, best I've received.

- massage wasn't great, she did use a little bit of half ass walking on my back.

- teasing was next to nothing.

- I asked her to lose the top and she said she was shy so I was like ok I guess not, but then she did lose the top and kept her back to me as she gave the HE. Did not like her technique.

- 80 bucks and 60 buck tip.

- as we were leaving she said "come back and we get you with better looking girl" I was like oh alright that young girl in scrubs, but then she took me to employee only room and waved at another older, slightly more attractive woman and said "her next time" so I probably won't go back. Unless someone knows if you eventually get the young taller girl.

I think my next visit will be to Reston wellness.

Hopefully this was a decent opening post. Again, sorry I don't know all your lingo or how to say the payments etc. Hopefully I didn't break any rules or anything.

Anyone else have similar experiences at these places?

- cosmos. Good.

- "river spa" - bad.

- mikos. Bad, overly expensive.

- Far East therapy. Good, especially the massage itself.

- k&j. Not good.

[RubMeLongTime]

Stopped by to see if Jeeny stil works on weekends at Angels as I recal a post or too here saying runors she was no longer there.

Lady who answered confirmed she nolonger works there.

Would love any intel if anyone lnows we she might be working now.

Tha ks.

-rub.

[BuckshotWatson]

This place use to be Palm Therapy, and Elite before that. Its on Franconia. I have had excellent service here, with really good deep tissue massages (seriously good). I am more a massage fan, and the therapists here almost always do a great job. If you like great therapeutic massage, plus NOVA plus a little, I recommend it.