Escort Reports

**Dreven71** · 06-25-18 10:30

Any recommendations on an petite, fun size, black girl in the SFV area? 5'2" and under w / at least a B-cup would be nice. HMU if you have any info / recs. - D71.

**James D 2004** · 06-15-18 00:07

Originally Posted by Milcanjose [View Original Post]

Since more and more sites are shutting down, I was wondering if anyone had any experience with GFEmonkey.com? I recognize a few providers from the site, but the majority is the "gfemoneky exclusive" girls who seems TGTBT.

Anyone know if these actual "verified" girls from the site are real or is the whole thing one big agency?

Would love to hear your experience so I can go exploring!

Thanks all.

GFE Monkey is up to no good. I think it's a Russian agency in disguise. They copied other's ad and give their own 'reviews'. But it won't probably rip you off that much if your expectation isn't too high. It's like hitting the Russian agencies in the late ********. You may not get the girl in the picture but reasonable. You are not forced to stay either.

Jenny in the Valley? You are better off hitting MPs for that category. Not blonde but saves you loads of money.

**Crimsonquiggs** · 06-14-18 14:14

Hey Valley Friends! Any of you ever spend some time with Chase Conner or Jenny in the Valley? Any reports -- good or bad?

**Milcanjose** · 04-04-18 11:10

Since more and more sites are shutting down, I was wondering if anyone had any experience with GFEmonkey.com? I recognize a few providers from the site, but the majority is the "gfemoneky exclusive" girls who seems TGTBT.

Anyone know if these actual "verified" girls from the site are real or is the whole thing one big agency?

Would love to hear your experience so I can go exploring!

Thanks all.

**James D 2004** · 08-25-17 14:57

I forgot to mention something in the Russian report. After I spooned her enough, I flat ironed her, who didn't have a second thought about it. Having a big, curvy, juicy ass, my dick slipped out. It wasn't deep enough when I was changing position. So I did the spoon again, leading her to ask me, " the same position again? But I went deep, flipped her flat down, and charged.

The funny things about fake pictures are that one traced to a London agency, and one to a probably Russian one. The fake classified photo is a high resolution without a watermark, but the London one has one. The Russian agency one also seemed to be a lower resolution. One possibility is that, and it doesn't matter, the girls travel all over the world, which is normal just like the Chinese and Koreans. And the girl is actually here that I did not meet.

**James D 2004** · 08-25-17 12:29

Originally Posted by Drooo [View Original Post]

They've already pulled your ads.

That post is over a year ago.

**Drooo** · 08-24-17 10:55

They've already pulled your ads.

Originally Posted by JessaLynn805 [View Original Post]

Hi, I started posting on BP about a month ago in S. F. V. , Ventura county and Santa Barbara County but the last few days my ads have been "community removed" in all 3 counties. I'm not on bad terms with any client I've seen, a majority have became repeats. I have gotten hateful text / email (obivious females) who who have a problem with me advertising g. F. e. - So its very likely a overly bitter female removing my post.

SO today I posted in c. V. (santa Barbara) and usaadultclassifieds in Sfv, ventura and s. B. I have no idea if most guys think to check those sites so I thought I'd mention it here.

I really am a sweet and friendly girl, and if I'm your type you will be very happy with me. Here's my links.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...E-0utcall.html

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...w-0utcall.html

**James D 2004** · 08-24-17 00:50

Just a couple of years ago (or a decade? LOL) the Russians / Eastern Europeans operated more or less like the Chinese, often with a full laundry basket of used bath towels at the corner of the room. The girls were not bad and the price was right. Some guys wanted to wash their hands with a lot of soap right after they left, though. May be those reviews were written by the competition.

Fast forward to last week, I had a chance to do my patriotic duty, fucking a woman from a hostile country. For some strange reasons, the Russian Apartment Massage Parlors are located in SFV and Beverley Hills, charging $250-$350 and $400 and above respectively. It was impossible to get through from the other side of town until I took up regional responsibilities, traveling all over with all gas and mileage compensated for. And plenty of company time for detours too, wink wink.

The BH girls have absolutely no reviews. May be they are the same group of girls advertising on the G-Monkey site. (Sorry webmaster, this site is both an advertising site and a review site, so I have no idea who is NOT a competitor. I posted reviews before with a link to the ad but the name of the site was redacted. I still couldn't figure out this rule. Do what you have to do.) G-Monkey is apparently an escort mall but in reality, it's an agency or affiliated with one, promoting their girls and trashing other ad copied from the internet. For the stiff price with absolutely no reviews, I decided not to TOFTT.

The SFV girls have reviews, but only one is using real pictures. All the other girls use fake pictures and stamped as such in G-Monkey. I wonder how they know? Copying review summaries from my same public sources? The one showing real pictures looks great all over, but not pretty enough for $350. So I played Russian Roulette and went for a bait and switch Russian agency, hoping that they switch me a very pretty young girl for $300.

The apartment is nice with character, much more so than those in OC. And the intercom works as intended. A Baywatch type answered the door with long blond hair just like C. J. However, her face is not that pretty and she avoided staring at each other face to face. Instead, I scanned her body to make the decision. At the critical moment for her, she did what I used to do, stepping forward and kissed me. Certainly, it was deeper than LFK, but I wasn't prepared and missed the chance for a full DFK. Anyway, one DFK isn't DFK for me. I hate those girls who only do it once to avoid being called cheating. However, I did bring out my tongue. It didn't get far into her lips but I thought it was promising because she didn't duck either. But she pulled and pushed me into the bathroom for a shower all by myself. Nice bathroom.

It turned out that she isn't GFE, just kissing me to entice me to stay when other girls are prettier. There was a semi-BBBJ, licking and sucking around my balls instead of putting my dick in her mouth. Her CBJ skill is pretty good though, attempting to deep throat me with the overcoat.

But she does something better than the Koreans, who may allow you to pull out the condom and CIM. She has no routines and let you play with her lingerie, taking off her bra and pulling down her panty. I starting eating her and riming her while she was standing still. And she wouldn't command you to lay down like some Koreans and many Chinese. I ordered her to lay down on bed so I could lick her from head to toe, both sides. Well, except for her face.

And because of the lack of routine or fancy moves, she seemed to time everything she does, making sure I had enough before proceeding.

Like most Chinese, after putting on the cover, she pulled out a tube of lube and then rode me without asking, minimizing the damage. After warming up, I pulled her down to my side, turned her around and spooned her. And I loved her for that. For some reasons, many girls don't like to be spooned. Maybe they don't trust someone at their backside. Maybe it makes more damages. For those who allow me to, some would stay far away from the grip of my hands, and some would turn it into two scissors of crossing legs, where I could not do much damage. But not her. I can do the saucy spoon or the sensual one. I could molest her breasts, her bottom or caress her gently like a pet. Or rub her clits while I pumped her at the back.

Her hair is nice, long, blonde, and I can touch it or bury in it. Her big breast looks a bit stiff, but on contact, I felt a lot belongs to herself rather than foreign. Nice to touch and grab, neat pinkish responsive nipples. Although I already licked most of her body, it is in this spoon position I realized that her body is great. She has big breast and with a much smaller waist in between. And she is a lot bigger than my usual 5'2 pretty spinners. She was so satisfying to spoon. There were no signs of the effect of gravity. Best of all, the color and texture of her skin are top notches.

She cost the same as the last VIP K-girl I had, who I saw a few times. The K-girl is a lot more GFE but we didn't click, not like some spinners who, in the heat of the fucking moment, lost their mind and didn't resist anything anymore. This Russian is less pretty, with a body less model looking. But I would prefer her a few more times instead of that K-girl. But then, I bet the agency has a lot other pretty girls for VIP's.

**JessaLynn805** · 07-27-16 23:30

Hi, I forgot to say in my post below, if you are interested in seeing me PLEASE TEXT me. I don't answer calls of people I haven't talked to yet by text too make sure you arent just a time waster. Ill gladly do outcall to anywhere in the SFV and to Santa barbara and anywhere in between. Just please text in advance 2 hrs or more so I can have time to get ready and drive to you.

**JessaLynn805** · 07-27-16 18:49

Hi, I started posting on BP about a month ago in S. F. V. , Ventura county and Santa Barbara County but the last few days my ads have been "community removed" in all 3 counties. I'm not on bad terms with any client I've seen, a majority have became repeats. I have gotten hateful text / email (obivious females) who who have a problem with me advertising g. F. e. - So its very likely a overly bitter female removing my post.

SO today I posted in c. V. (santa Barbara) and usaadultclassifieds in Sfv, ventura and s. B. I have no idea if most guys think to check those sites so I thought I'd mention it here.

I really am a sweet and friendly girl, and if I'm your type you will be very happy with me. Here's my links.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...E-0utcall.html

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...w-0utcall.html

**RedRum007** · 02-25-16 04:24

She does 150 hr BBBJ but hats on for GFE, very fun and petite, she is older than she looks, she looks like early 20's late teens super fun and accomodating you can find her on bd under the san fernando section just type in panorama, I'd link but new to the site and still figuring it out.

**Lifted247** · 12-12-14 05:49

Has any one seen rosy? Japanese / Mexican girl?? If so how was experience?

**Mongoose7** · 12-11-14 20:46

Originally Posted by Koijima [View Original Post]

If you look up her number I've posted a review where I found her other review so say avoid. It should come up with a quick search on Google.

Although if she changes her number we are out of luck.

Anyway wanted to share so someone else doesn't commit the same mistakes if they were to chance it and TOFTT.

What are you talking about guy?! What is her information so WE can know to avoid her. Your current information is vague and makes no sense. Please provide a link or phone number, I searched your posts history and I found no information. Thank you.

**Koijima** · 12-10-14 18:32

Originally Posted by Marlowe [View Original Post]

We need her name, and possibly a link to her ad, if we are going to avoid this ROB. Anonymous postings don't help much in this regard. We have all had this experience.

If you look up her number I've posted a review where I found her other review so say avoid. It should come up with a quick search on Google.

Although if she changes her number we are out of luck.

Anyway wanted to share so someone else doesn't commit the same mistakes if they were to chance it and TOFTT.

**Marlowe** · 12-10-14 01:03

Originally Posted by Koijima [View Original Post]

Hi Guys wanted to share a cautionary tale. (might be a repost, been lurking for a few years so wasn't sure if I posted my other one correctly).

My other head was doing all the thinking and decided to get a girl off ********. She had 1 review last year and didn't think further (first mistake). And to make it easy she offered to come over (2nd mistake).

Anyway she comes over and I pay her (3rd mistake) and the upsell begins. I didn't get anything out of it and basically, I was distracted (4th mistake) and she stole from my wallet. I haven't been doing this often but seriously, that sucked.

Anyway posted a review up but wanted to share my story here so at least we all think twice before thinking with our other head.

We need her name, and possibly a link to her ad, if we are going to avoid this ROB. Anonymous postings don't help much in this regard. We have all had this experience.