Massage Parlor Reports

**Miketastic69** · 03-30-17 09:33

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Stop by yesterday for a massage on my way home since it's been awhile. Parked and walked up the stairs and I as met by Linda, she looked really familiar, but I couldn't remember, for nova standards she's a solid 8. She's asked how long and I said 30 minutes, I had to pay at a counter by the front door, I have never done that before.

Skipped the shower and requested a soft relaxing massage. After a few minutes she kept a kissing my ear and neck and that's when of coursed I have remembered her from before, I have seen her twice before at angels when they first open. I tried to kiss her but she kept turning her head.

During the flip she did some simulated singing into a microphone I had with me, but wouldn't touch it with her mouth. Anyway I asked to remove her shorts and was told on period. She's done that line to me before. Well just some otc roaming and I finished during her simulated song.

What was nice was I didn't get asked about a tip. On the way out was giving a mint with the company logo on it.

It's not you JR. It's the whole NOVA Finish I'm on my cycle treatment.

I am hoping you all join me and stop visiting these places. There is much better around if you will be willing to drive as little as 30 extra minutes in non peak traffic. If you continue to visit these places you keep driving them to provide lackluster service. I have been to other places Houston, Dallas, Orlando, Philadelphia and what I've seen is places that play these games get frozen out; starved out. I was in DFW in January and they don't play these games. I'm asking for a bit of solidarity and it will pay off.

**Jim Rob** · 03-30-17 07:24

Stop by yesterday for a massage on my way home since it's been awhile. Parked and walked up the stairs and I as met by Linda, she looked really familiar, but I couldn't remember, for nova standards she's a solid 8. She's asked how long and I said 30 minutes, I had to pay at a counter by the front door, I have never done that before.

Skipped the shower and requested a soft relaxing massage. After a few minutes she kept a kissing my ear and neck and that's when of coursed I have remembered her from before, I have seen her twice before at angels when they first open. I tried to kiss her but she kept turning her head.

During the flip she did some simulated singing into a microphone I had with me, but wouldn't touch it with her mouth. Anyway I asked to remove her shorts and was told on period. She's done that line to me before. Well just some otc roaming and I finished during her simulated song.

What was nice was I didn't get asked about a tip. On the way out was giving a mint with the company logo on it.

**RustyMuffler** · 03-29-17 18:41

Did a little research on Tao Massage and found some reviews on Yelp. One was left by an angry woman who said her cheating ex-boyfriend might have gotten genital herpes at the spa 9 months ago. I said to myself, "Gee, that sounds like just the place I am looking for!

I called ahead, they said come on by. So I turned off I-395 South, went about a mile up Duke and found Tao Massage wayyy in the back of an office complex. Very discreet location.

I went inside and met Michelle, the attendant who would be my therapist that day. Pretty face, but as I followed her to the room I noticed no ass to speak of. She was probably mid-30's, but who can really tell? Clean room; comfortable table; but no TS at Tao.

She performed a good full body massage, a little teasing by her, a little roaming by me, we were hitting it off just fine. And as we chatted I discovered that she is really smart, like she would be in a completely different line of work if she were back in China.

Michelle had me flip after about half an hour of hands on time. She went straight for the goods and coyly asked if I would tip her well. "Sure will," I said. "Now why don't you let me see that sexy body?" She looked at me a sec, stared me right in the eyes, and I guess I passed the test because her top and bra got pulled aside and her shorts and panties dribbled down to the floor.

Mmm, this gal has a beautiful body! Creamy soft skin, just what you would expect from a 30-something Chinese MILF. And she's got some awesome tattoos as well. One in particular was very interesting. So I felt her up for a few while she was working the pump action shotgun. I asked her to come closer so I could suck her little titties. I reckon they are probably full bees. Nice nipples. Overall, she was very accommodating to my advances.

After a few more minutes of pump action I let go and blasted my buckshot all over her hands. She was really cute when she went about cleaning me up. Then she did some more foot and head massage to round out the hour.

I was happy, stress free, and I enjoyed our hour together. So I pulled out $60 to tip. She was smiling ear to ear. Then, without thinking about it too much, I peeled off another Jackson and she became downright giddy. She was bouncing around, smiling and she started kissing me on the lips. No tongue action, just little kisses. I have never seen a gal get so excited over an additional $20 bill. It made me wish I would have paid her up front. A good experience might have been great, or perhaps even fantastic.

Finally, Michelle helped me dress and kept asking me to come back again. She gave me a sincere, lingering hug before I left. Maybe she had a slow day or a slow week before I arrived. Who knows? She thanked me for being nice to her. She seemed very happy with what I thought was about an average tip for what she provided. So yeah, I will go back to see her. And I recommend.

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**Miketastic69** · 03-29-17 00:22

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

There are probably a dozen AMPs within two miles of Tysons Corner. I've been to most. All are reliably okay, but none stand out in terms of types of services offered, as far as I know.

We coined a phrase in NOVA a few years back called Nova finish, or standard nova. That phrase has become part of the lexicon throughout the US. Unfortunately, it means that you will likely get an overpriced often mechanical hand job with or without roaming. YMMV in terms of Otc or utc.

**Krakatoa** · 03-28-17 23:49

Originally Posted by Abhi786 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

New to the area!

Any recommendations on best AMP near Tyson's corner?

There are probably a dozen AMPs within two miles of Tysons Corner. I've been to most. All are reliably okay, but none stand out in terms of types of services offered, as far as I know.

**OldBoomer** · 03-28-17 16:21

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

Sometimes a mature gentleman just wants a real massage and a real blow job. Seems like it shouldn't be so hard to find. I've tried a couple of the Thai massage providers but so far have not struck gold. Would love to hear from anyone with helpful advice.

A number of the local Thai massage providers that provide dreams of very good massages and happy endings may provide a what you so desire after a few visits.

**JimBliss478** · 03-27-17 21:28

Originally Posted by Abhi786 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

New to the area!

Any recommendations on best AMP near Tyson's corner?

I'll save you time and money. Go to PG County instead. Do some research and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Seriously man.

**Abhi786** · 03-27-17 02:29

Hey guys,

New to the area!

Any recommendations on best AMP near Tyson's corner?

**Low Jack** · 03-26-17 19:09

Had some time to kill across the street from car pool waiting for buds at car pool. Decided what the hay. Test the waters at the place across the street. Great session with Soo Jee. A little older (40-50 can't tell with Asians) and skinny but nice natural rack. Really got the kinks out of body. Only down spot was I was smellin like lotion afterwards. 60 half and hand shake 40 with perky nips.

**Jorgi** · 03-22-17 23:12

Originally Posted by Hariending [View Original Post]

I tried Jasmine this week. Kelly is a good looking massage therapist. Strong hands and technique, but that is it. She touched no where close to where I wanted her to focus. Better than the one Chinese places in the same complex, but otherwise a legit place and it may not turn into non-legit forever.

The K place in the same complex used to be my favorite before, they had some hot girls, but like most places, they have turned into a routine place. The good thing is the sauna after shower.

New Sky has yet another new girl, Suzy, I think is her name (could not make it out, and did not ask twice), but not recommended. Good attitude and fine with whatever we do, but not attractive and can be considered average. I tipped 60 and she was not happy.

Tried Cindy from Miko again hoping something would change, especially after the 5 jacksons I gave her last time. No, she did not even remember me and asked the same questions again. Will not repeat.

Heard that Roger Beacon Jenny is more focusing on Blue Therapy, Mclean. I miss her, she was one girl that has made me go back many times..

I've been to Pine Tree and confirm this. Seemed like a good massage and service was nice after the flip if communicated well through subtle physical interaction during the massage.

**Old Sergeant** · 03-22-17 16:49

Originally Posted by Maliko999 [View Original Post]

Hello everyone!

In my dream I am at an AMP, rang the doorbell and was greeted by decent looking Korean woman, who leads me toward the room. Informs me that there is no more hh just an h, the dmg was 50. I asked for medium which turned into soft. After asking me to turn she starts to massage the front. After a few mites if this she asks what I am looking for and how much I had. I informed her I was looking for a good time. She giggles and asks if I will take care of her to which I replied yes. She starts to break down prices saying 80 for BJ, 200 for FS. I opted for BJ in which she went in her birthday suite allowing full roam. It was here things got strange. She was laying on the bed giving me full access to finger play then she gets into a 69 saying eat away while giving a BBBJ. I didn't partake in daty and was trying to move back but she insisted and tried sitting on my face. But I sat up and she continued the BBBJ to completion. This is the first something like this has happened so my questions are.

How often does this happen?

Risks of doing it?

Sorry about the questions and wording still a bit new to the forum.

Looks like you've found a treasure.

PM me.

**StoopDown** · 03-21-17 10:20

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

Sometimes a mature gentleman just wants a real massage and a real blow job. Seems like it shouldn't be so hard to find. I've tried a couple of the Thai massage providers but so far have not struck gold. Would love to hear from anyone with helpful advice.

Dammit, bro. It's like you stole the post I was just writing.

**Krakatoa** · 03-20-17 23:44

Sometimes a mature gentleman just wants a real massage and a real blow job. Seems like it shouldn't be so hard to find. I've tried a couple of the Thai massage providers but so far have not struck gold. Would love to hear from anyone with helpful advice.

**NoVa Ranger** · 03-16-17 19:07

Originally Posted by JfFaster [View Original Post]

Apparently, MyMileageVaried. I only visited once, but I found her pleasant and an overall enjoyable experience. Sorry your time with her wasn't the same. I believe I've seen other favorable reports on her in the past. Not sure why there's a disconnect here.

I too have visited. And had a pleasant time commensurate with location, time, and donation (and all in-line with what she advertises). It is said the original man of steel was faster than a speeding bullet. Perhaps kryptonite was involved?

**Jf Faster** · 03-16-17 10:49

Originally Posted by ManOfSteel911 [View Original Post]

This is the worst experience I have ever had.

First she did guide me to her place and once I got there she asked me to shower so I did, after I did lay on the table and she barely touched my back and and that already sets off the mode, I did flip and nothing actually was there because I really felt so bad, I asked her to leave me alone and I will leave.

At that point I didn't care about anything but to leave and I didn't care about the money even.

She is the worst massage experience I have ever had.

Don't recommend at all.

Apparently, MyMileageVaried. I only visited once, but I found her pleasant and an overall enjoyable experience. Sorry your time with her wasn't the same. I believe I've seen other favorable reports on her in the past. Not sure why there's a disconnect here.