Massage Parlor Reports

[WhiskyD]

I've mostly been off the grid lately, but eager to hobby again. With that being said, things seem a little different or is it just me? I ask because more and more providers are rotating in and out whereas in the past, I used to be able to see the same one month over month. I'm purposefully being vague to try and not influence what others think, but to hope I can hear whether or not you agree.

Anywho. On to my report, stopped by one of my usual spots in Fairfax and with hopes of seeing Candy who ended up being out (on travel?) a taller slender colleague of hers welcomed me, not bad on the eyes, and asked me to wait for a few minutes and get comfortable, so I did. A few minutes later (maybe 5-6?) she came in got me comfortable, led me to the TS, rushed the TS but wasn't shy during the cleaning. I have to say, maybe I was at fault here (showed up at 09PM) so maybe I should've showed up sooner and hope for a longer session. Back to the table, session lasted about 35 min, asked me to turn around, without much talk proceeded with a nova finish. .8+.5.

Process was pretty mechanical, but again, end of day so giving her benefit of the doubt.

[Big Daddy Don]

Went by Roger Bacon 6 today and a building permit is in the window with no answer to the door. Don't know if they are staying up or not. I did notice the building is littered with MPs in different units all the way around. Did not try any others though.

[Hariending]

Roger Beacon Jenny's selective schedule forced me to visit RTC.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-5958/26851995

Got Liya, attractive 45 plus K lady with a nice body and ok smile. Paid for an hour and after a good table shower she started a massage that I thought was like asking me do you really want the massage or just play. I kept quiet and tried to enjoy as long as she could give me and after 10 mts she started games around the main part and asked me to flip. On the flip complete nude, allowed roaming, I did not try nursing but seemed ok with DATY and nursing. I did not do both. I just touched her pussy to get some stimulation and finished it. A very mechanical, 35 mts affair.

After the climax she cleaned me up and said have a good day 25 mts of unpaid vacation for me, I could have asked for more massage, but the massage was not any worth, so I decided to quit. No more.

Damage. 8 and. 6.

I left. 6 on the table so did not take it.

Off to FF massage in Chantilly, got Mei. Very good massage. Legit and not even any question about weather. . 6 and. 2. No complaints.

Another visit to Euto Massage in Reston, Lulu again, they only have 3 girls, and nothing special in spite of 10 plus visits. But very good massage.

And when I felt I needed a cheap massage and Happy Ending I visited Roger Beacon suite 4. Last time I got a good massage and HE for 100 total. The lady I saw last time was not there, but some one else greeted me, better looking and I was hoping it was a lucky day.

Cici, did good massage, but at the end when asked for HE she said sorry she would not do that. I said it was ok and I gave her. 7, . 6 house fee and. 1 tip and she said massage is. 7.

I was not convinced about the change in price and said I did not have any money to pay tip, as I was hoping it would be. 7 total. I did have. 3 in my pocket but did not feel like giving her.

And that was when Cici turned into a tiger. I heard her complaints and some cursing and she even threw the 70 dollars to the table expressing her displeasure.

I just walked out. Man, it was a nightmare experience. I am good tipper and I usually tip (guilty) before massage, but this one was awful.

So never again.

Will stick to my top 5.

Peace.

Hariending.

[Member #5834]

Thanks Rusty, good review. There seems to be a lot of different views regarding overtipping and driving the prices up vs the return on an extra Jackson invested. I think I understand the different sides. No one wants to pay more than they have to, but most want the extra personal service (or at least standard service with a good attitude. That being said, many providers have that stripper mentality. 'What's the most tip / drink I can fleece from this John with the smallest amount of effort / discomfort on my part?" The difference to me is that a lapdance only lasts 5 minutes and you may never see her again. The activities reported here are more intimate and I certainly don't want a pissed off provider working my muscles.

Some providers want the tip up front, but that seems to be more of an area thing. Did some dreaming in SoCal a few weeks back and 5 out of 6 wanted the $ as soon as negociations were settled, and most took it out of the room. I am not totally comfortable with that. I don't tip a waiter or a moving company guy BEFORE the service is provided. But I do realize they are taking a chance. Having said that, I do, on occasion, leave some jacks in plain sight under my keys / hat. Usually when I have intel on what that particular provider is willing to provide for what tip. That has not backfired on me yet.

Some providers want to negotiate like an Arab trader. I am not into that. I don't knock the mongers who are, but I don't think most providers who do that just like to win at negotiating, they want to get more for less. If a tip is agreed on and they STILL complain during or after or ask for more after, for me it a one and done. I won't see them again. I probably won't go back to that location any time soon.

Some (my favorites) just want to know if you will take care of them. To me that means they are willing to take a chance on me. And when they do well and accept the Jacks at the end and seem happy without counting it, I want to see them again. Often when I see a provider for the first time, I will tip on the low end to see their reaction. Like Rusty, if they are happy with that, and I WANT to see them again I will pull out an extra and add it as a "first time bonus". While that might set a new "rate" I have never been disappointed with the service on repeat visits. (Generally the menu opens up for the new rate). Who doesn't want to walk into a MP and have the providers fight over who gets to see you?

All of this is of course, YMMV. I tend to be very much the gentlemen and try to get them laughing from early on. On occasion that gets me nothing, but I have mostly found that a happy, smiling provider that has been treated respectfully, opens the menu faster, trusts that you will take care of them more, and is more flexible in negotiations.

Well, once or twice it backfired. "Oh baby I love you! You need marry Korean girl. Like me. What you number?" Aaaand Burner app to the rescue.

Huntz.

Keep Calm and Monger On.

Did a little research on Tao Massage and found some reviews on Yelp. One was left by an angry woman who said her cheating ex-boyfriend might have gotten genital herpes at the spa 9 months ago. I said to myself, "Gee, that sounds like just the place I am looking for!
.......

Finally, Michelle helped me dress and kept asking me to come back again. She gave me a sincere, lingering hug before I left. Maybe she had a slow day or a slow week before I arrived. Who knows? She thanked me for being nice to her. She seemed very happy with what I thought was about an average tip for what she provided. So yeah, I will go back to see her. And I recommend.

Here is their ad on Craigslist:

Did a little research on Tao Massage and found some reviews on Yelp. One was left by an angry woman who said her cheating ex-boyfriend might have gotten genital herpes at the spa 9 months ago. I said to myself, "Gee, that sounds like just the place I am looking for!

I called ahead, they said come on by. So I turned off I-395 South, went about a mile up Duke and found Tao Massage wayyy in the back of an office complex. Very discreet location.

I went inside and met Michelle, the attendant who would be my therapist that day. Pretty face, but as I followed her to the room I noticed no ass to speak of. She was probably mid-30's, but who can really tell? Clean room; comfortable table; but no TS at Tao.

She performed a good full body massage, a little teasing by her, a little roaming by me, we were hitting it off just fine. And as we chatted I discovered that she is really smart, like she would be in a completely different line of work if she were back in China.

Michelle had me flip after about half an hour of hands on time. She went straight for the goods and coyly asked if I would tip her well. "Sure will," I said. "Now why don't you let me see that sexy body?" She looked at me a sec, stared me right in the eyes, and I guess I passed the test because her top and bra got pulled aside and her shorts and panties dribbled down to the floor.

Mmm, this gal has a beautiful body! Creamy soft skin, just what you would expect from a 30-something Chinese MILF. And she's got some awesome tattoos as well. One in particular was very interesting. So I felt her up for a few while she was working the pump action shotgun. I asked her to come closer so I could suck her little titties. I reckon they are probably full bees. Nice nipples. Overall, she was very accommodating to my advances.

After a few more minutes of pump action I let go and blasted my buckshot all over her hands. She was really cute when she went about cleaning me up. Then she did some more foot and head massage to round out the hour.

I was happy, stress free, and I enjoyed our hour together. So I pulled out $60 to tip. She was smiling ear to ear. Then, without thinking about it too much, I peeled off another Jackson and she became downright giddy. She was bouncing around, smiling and she started kissing me on the lips. No tongue action, just little kisses. I have never seen a gal get so excited over an additional $20 bill. It made me wish I would have paid her up front. A good experience might have been great, or perhaps even fantastic.

Finally, Michelle helped me dress and kept asking me to come back again. She gave me a sincere, lingering hug before I left. Maybe she had a slow day or a slow week before I arrived. Who knows? She thanked me for being nice to her. She seemed very happy with what I thought was about an average tip for what she provided. So yeah, I will go back to see her. And I recommend.

Here is their ad on Craigslist:

[Telcova]

Anyway I asked to remove her shorts and was told on period. She's done that line to me before.

I've heard that one too by Coco. Still had a good time though.

[Miketastic69]

Stop by yesterday for a massage on my way home since it's been awhile. Parked and walked up the stairs and I as met by Linda, she looked really familiar, but I couldn't remember, for nova standards she's a solid 8. She's asked how long and I said 30 minutes, I had to pay at a counter by the front door, I have never done that before.

Skipped the shower and requested a soft relaxing massage. After a few minutes she kept a kissing my ear and neck and that's when of coursed I have remembered her from before, I have seen her twice before at angels when they first open. I tried to kiss her but she kept turning her head.

During the flip she did some simulated singing into a microphone I had with me, but wouldn't touch it with her mouth. Anyway I asked to remove her shorts and was told on period. She's done that line to me before. Well just some otc roaming and I finished during her simulated song.

What was nice was I didn't get asked about a tip. On the way out was giving a mint with the company logo on it.

It's not you JR. It's the whole NOVA Finish I'm on my cycle treatment.

I am hoping you all join me and stop visiting these places. There is much better around if you will be willing to drive as little as 30 extra minutes in non peak traffic. If you continue to visit these places you keep driving them to provide lackluster service. I have been to other places Houston, Dallas, Orlando, Philadelphia and what I've seen is places that play these games get frozen out; starved out. I was in DFW in January and they don't play these games. I'm asking for a bit of solidarity and it will pay off.

[Jim Rob]

Stop by yesterday for a massage on my way home since it's been awhile. Parked and walked up the stairs and I as met by Linda, she looked really familiar, but I couldn't remember, for nova standards she's a solid 8. She's asked how long and I said 30 minutes, I had to pay at a counter by the front door, I have never done that before.

Skipped the shower and requested a soft relaxing massage. After a few minutes she kept a kissing my ear and neck and that's when of coursed I have remembered her from before, I have seen her twice before at angels when they first open. I tried to kiss her but she kept turning her head.

During the flip she did some simulated singing into a microphone I had with me, but wouldn't touch it with her mouth. Anyway I asked to remove her shorts and was told on period. She's done that line to me before. Well just some otc roaming and I finished during her simulated song.

What was nice was I didn't get asked about a tip. On the way out was giving a mint with the company logo on it.

[RustyMuffler]

Did a little research on Tao Massage and found some reviews on Yelp. One was left by an angry woman who said her cheating ex-boyfriend might have gotten genital herpes at the spa 9 months ago. I said to myself, "Gee, that sounds like just the place I am looking for!

I called ahead, they said come on by. So I turned off I-395 South, went about a mile up Duke and found Tao Massage wayyy in the back of an office complex. Very discreet location.

I went inside and met Michelle, the attendant who would be my therapist that day. Pretty face, but as I followed her to the room I noticed no ass to speak of. She was probably mid-30's, but who can really tell? Clean room; comfortable table; but no TS at Tao.

She performed a good full body massage, a little teasing by her, a little roaming by me, we were hitting it off just fine. And as we chatted I discovered that she is really smart, like she would be in a completely different line of work if she were back in China.

Michelle had me flip after about half an hour of hands on time. She went straight for the goods and coyly asked if I would tip her well. "Sure will," I said. "Now why don't you let me see that sexy body?" She looked at me a sec, stared me right in the eyes, and I guess I passed the test because her top and bra got pulled aside and her shorts and panties dribbled down to the floor.

Mmm, this gal has a beautiful body! Creamy soft skin, just what you would expect from a 30-something Chinese MILF. And she's got some awesome tattoos as well. One in particular was very interesting. So I felt her up for a few while she was working the pump action shotgun. I asked her to come closer so I could suck her little titties. I reckon they are probably full bees. Nice nipples. Overall, she was very accommodating to my advances.

After a few more minutes of pump action I let go and blasted my buckshot all over her hands. She was really cute when she went about cleaning me up. Then she did some more foot and head massage to round out the hour.

I was happy, stress free, and I enjoyed our hour together. So I pulled out $60 to tip. She was smiling ear to ear. Then, without thinking about it too much, I peeled off another Jackson and she became downright giddy. She was bouncing around, smiling and she started kissing me on the lips. No tongue action, just little kisses. I have never seen a gal get so excited over an additional $20 bill. It made me wish I would have paid her up front. A good experience might have been great, or perhaps even fantastic.

Finally, Michelle helped me dress and kept asking me to come back again. She gave me a sincere, lingering hug before I left. Maybe she had a slow day or a slow week before I arrived. Who knows? She thanked me for being nice to her. She seemed very happy with what I thought was about an average tip for what she provided. So yeah, I will go back to see her. And I recommend.

Here is their ad on Craigslist:

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[Miketastic69]

There are probably a dozen AMPs within two miles of Tysons Corner. I've been to most. All are reliably okay, but none stand out in terms of types of services offered, as far as I know.

We coined a phrase in NOVA a few years back called Nova finish, or standard nova. That phrase has become part of the lexicon throughout the US. Unfortunately, it means that you will likely get an overpriced often mechanical hand job with or without roaming. YMMV in terms of Otc or utc.

[Krakatoa]

Hey guys,

New to the area!

Any recommendations on best AMP near Tyson's corner?

There are probably a dozen AMPs within two miles of Tysons Corner. I've been to most. All are reliably okay, but none stand out in terms of types of services offered, as far as I know.

[OldBoomer]

Sometimes a mature gentleman just wants a real massage and a real blow job. Seems like it shouldn't be so hard to find. I've tried a couple of the Thai massage providers but so far have not struck gold. Would love to hear from anyone with helpful advice.

A number of the local Thai massage providers that provide dreams of very good massages and happy endings may provide a what you so desire after a few visits.

[JimBliss478]

Hey guys,

New to the area!

Any recommendations on best AMP near Tyson's corner?

I'll save you time and money. Go to PG County instead. Do some research and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Seriously man.

[Abhi786]

Hey guys,

New to the area!

Any recommendations on best AMP near Tyson's corner?

[Low Jack]

Had some time to kill across the street from car pool waiting for buds at car pool. Decided what the hay. Test the waters at the place across the street. Great session with Soo Jee. A little older (40-50 can't tell with Asians) and skinny but nice natural rack. Really got the kinks out of body. Only down spot was I was smellin like lotion afterwards. 60 half and hand shake 40 with perky nips.

[Jorgi]

I tried Jasmine this week. Kelly is a good looking massage therapist. Strong hands and technique, but that is it. She touched no where close to where I wanted her to focus. Better than the one Chinese places in the same complex, but otherwise a legit place and it may not turn into non-legit forever.

The K place in the same complex used to be my favorite before, they had some hot girls, but like most places, they have turned into a routine place. The good thing is the sauna after shower.

New Sky has yet another new girl, Suzy, I think is her name (could not make it out, and did not ask twice), but not recommended. Good attitude and fine with whatever we do, but not attractive and can be considered average. I tipped 60 and she was not happy.

Tried Cindy from Miko again hoping something would change, especially after the 5 jacksons I gave her last time. No, she did not even remember me and asked the same questions again. Will not repeat.

Heard that Roger Beacon Jenny is more focusing on Blue Therapy, Mclean. I miss her, she was one girl that has made me go back many times..

I've been to Pine Tree and confirm this. Seemed like a good massage and service was nice after the flip if communicated well through subtle physical interaction during the massage.