Massage Parlor Reports

**MrBill469** · 02-10-17 16:18

Originally Posted by Alan76 [View Original Post]

I have been to no less than 50 AMPs in my life. Most offer extras but occasionally you will come across a place where (even after multiple visits), the girls insist they are professional massage therapists. I respect that. However, I think that it is inherently dishonest for such places to advertise on Backpage with pictures of girls in bikinis. I don't see really legit massage places (like Massage Envy) advertising on BP or CL. I believe it is a fair assumptions that folks looking on BP are not looking for a massage only. What do you guys think?

There was a discussion and a quote a while back about one such independent LMT. Reportedly, when she was asked why she's advertising on BP, she told her inquisitor "That's where all the guys are!" Such a response evokes vivid imagery of a mental vacuum that is TOTALLY oblivious to the simple logic of your question. So. . . Since there's bubbles in them thar brains (in those cases, but not all), don't expect much more out of the girls that don't seem to get it.

By the way, Willie Sutton was an infamous bank robber from the first half of the 20th century. He robbed banks because "that's where the money is!" As related in an apocryphal story, which Willie denies ever having actually said, but which HAS, nevertheless, culminated in "Sutton's Law" moving into the cultural consciousness.

**Laymedown1** · 02-10-17 16:03

Originally Posted by Sexyblk8 [View Original Post]

Think of it this way guys. Plenty of quality provixers ask $200 for an hour of their time. So at $240-260 for a table shower, massage, & FS, I believe to be a fair deal. Now if looks and service afe not up to par; then of course not. Thanks.

Experience with vreat providers for FS is an hour for 140 to 160 in a private tranquil rwsidence. Showers are available to share with the provider as well. The AMP are often to mechanical and too much traffic in the locations. It ruins the mood if others are making noise while you are in a moment. Best to go FS lrovider for the higher cost. If an AMP, the need is there for bigger funbags and not a flat ass.

Laymedown1.

**Sexyblk8** · 02-10-17 15:18

Think of it this way guys. Plenty of quality provixers ask $200 for an hour of their time. So at $240-260 for a table shower, massage, & FS, I believe to be a fair deal. Now if looks and service afe not up to par; then of course not. Thanks.

**MrBill469** · 02-10-17 13:36

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

... CB and BB ... Management reads our reviews and wants to provide the best service in town.

THAT'S something for us to keep in mind when offering insight and advice to hobbyists that may be new to these locations. Sometimes, a PM may be a better way to offer / provide SOME of that "inside scoop," or advice on things like negotiating, pricing, etc.

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

CB and BB, in my opinion, are all about wanting the customer to be satisfied with the service. It is not like Seinfeld's "Soup Nazi", they are very friendly and caring.

I would agree. . . Management (and the girls) at these two places seem remarkably focused on customer satisfaction in a market where they have almost ZERO like-for-like competition! In other cities / areas, or even in other lines of commerce, the lack of competition often yields crap customer service (Comcast comes to mind), along with higher prices. These two AMPs do appear at the high end of the price range, at least compared to the (many) other AMPs in the area, but those other AMP service levels and quality of talent also don't seem to match, so a higher price would be warrented, at least until some OTHER AMP opens up offering the same quality and service levels at a LOWER price! When looking across the state (ok, Tampa. That's the only area I know with comparable talent / services), BB / CB are right on par with pricing among the best places (along Kennedy Blvd).

**Alan76** · 02-10-17 13:21

I have been to no less than 50 AMPs in my life. Most offer extras but occasionally you will come across a place where (even after multiple visits), the girls insist they are professional massage therapists. I respect that. However, I think that it is inherently dishonest for such places to advertise on Backpage with pictures of girls in bikinis. I don't see really legit massage places (like Massage Envy) advertising on BP or CL. I believe it is a fair assumptions that folks looking on BP are not looking for a massage only. What do you guys think?

**Gentleman 100** · 02-10-17 11:49

Originally Posted by TampaBlndBang [View Original Post]

Hey Orlando mongers.

Going to be in the area for work in a week or so.

I used to see a girl in Tampa who disappeared and is supposedly now working the Orlando area.

Near Universal at a low key spot is the word on the street.

Anyone seen this provider?

Do you know a name that she used? The Orlando place might be Luxsa (they do not use real photos in their ad): http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...Providers.html.

**Gentleman 100** · 02-10-17 11:46

Originally Posted by Urbanite [View Original Post]

Based on reviews did a quick CB visit at about 830 p. Parking lot was completely empty walked in greeted by a lovely girl named Lulu from Singapore. 9 out of 10 on the looks scale, but unfortunately sold me on the 30 minutes without the table shower which was a little bit of a bummer. I kept thinking she was trying to get out of there. She seemed a little rushed. But offered nice CBJ with mechanical mish and k9. I then dressed and immediately left. Her English was remarkably good, but just didn't seem into it. Maybe tired? So all in all great Visual to go with they rather shop our physical performance. I'm really wondering if the best time to go to these places is between 10 AM and 2 PM when they're not so tired and worn out? Thoughts?

Just as we all say, YMMV with places. I have found that CB and BB hire ladies that are professional and want to please the customer. Management reads our reviews and wants to provide the best service in town. It is almost like they have a quality control system in place.

I have called there before and asked for a specific type of therapist (I like proportionately-nice boobs on an Asian lady). I made an appointment with a provider that perfectly fit my description.

I have also asked for a different therapist if I did not like the one assigned to me. If ever have a problem, I feel free to call back and express my concerns. CB and BB, in my opinion, are all about wanting the customer to be satisfied with the service. It is not like Seinfeld's "Soup Nazi", they are very friendly and caring.

Just my humble opinion, but I hope this info helps.

Be safe.

**RossJames** · 02-10-17 11:05

Either CB or BB, the best deal is 30 minutes 60/140 for FS. The 60 minutes deal is 80/160 both for the works.

I would always call ahead and tell them what you like, small slim busty etc. Then book a girl.

Stay safe,

RJ.

Originally Posted by Hapkido1947 [View Original Post]

What is the cheapest price for F / S at both facilities, I read different prices paid, what is my cheapest F / S price.

**RossJames** · 02-10-17 10:53

I always go before 2 pm if possible. Often you are the girls first customer which I have found to be a big plus.

RJ.

Originally Posted by Urbanite [View Original Post]

Errata: " sub par physical performance".

**Sex Xes** · 02-10-17 10:28

Originally Posted by MassageMama [View Original Post]

Has anybody had any experience with this "massage school" in winter garden on Colonial Drive?

Please let me know what heir story is! Thanks.

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5994752784.html

Good massage for $45. Cute therapist. No extras.

**TampaBlndBang** · 02-10-17 00:28

Hey Orlando mongers.

Going to be in the area for work in a week or so.

I used to see a girl in Tampa who disappeared and is supposedly now working the Orlando area.

Near Universal at a low key spot is the word on the street.

Anyone seen this provider?

**MassageMama** · 02-09-17 22:56

Has anybody had any experience with this "massage school" in winter garden on Colonial Drive?

Please let me know what heir story is! Thanks.

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5994752784.html

**Urbanite** · 02-09-17 22:24

Originally Posted by Urbanite [View Original Post]

Based on reviews did a quick CB visit at about 830 p. Parking lot was completely empty walked in greeted by a lovely girl named Lulu from Singapore. 9 out of 10 on the looks scale, but unfortunately sold me on the 30 minutes without the table shower which was a little bit of a bummer. I kept thinking she was trying to get out of there. She seemed a little rushed. But offered nice CBJ with mechanical mish and k9. I then dressed and immediately left. Her English was remarkably good, but just didn't seem into it. Maybe tired? So all in all great Visual to go with they rather shop our physical performance. I'm really wondering if the best time to go to these places is between 10 AM and 2 PM when they're not so tired and worn out? Thoughts?

Errata: " sub par physical performance".

**Urbanite** · 02-09-17 22:21

Based on reviews did a quick CB visit at about 830 p. Parking lot was completely empty walked in greeted by a lovely girl named Lulu from Singapore. 9 out of 10 on the looks scale, but unfortunately sold me on the 30 minutes without the table shower which was a little bit of a bummer. I kept thinking she was trying to get out of there. She seemed a little rushed. But offered nice CBJ with mechanical mish and k9. I then dressed and immediately left. Her English was remarkably good, but just didn't seem into it. Maybe tired? So all in all great Visual to go with they rather shop our physical performance. I'm really wondering if the best time to go to these places is between 10 AM and 2 PM when they're not so tired and worn out? Thoughts?