Massage Parlor Reports

[Vern2020]

Checked out Q-Spa on 75th St. When I was out in the suburbs today. Drew a very pretty, early 20's MT. Above average massage. Just got the SS option. Probably because it was my first time. I get that, and I don't take personal offense when more menu options aren't available. Especially on the first visit. There are worse things than SS with a cute 20-something helping out.

[Confucius]

A Confucius sighting. How you doing buddy?

You know me, I just lay back and read the truths and untruths and sometimes smh and laugh.

I'll meet you soon for lunch. Much to share.

[SykescorA]

So will anyone be TOFTT? Could I just call and ask for the latina saying I only understand spanish?

Sure, she's very attractive. I would go for it but can't atm.

[Casper27]

Yes, she does massages. Although I've never had her massage me, she is pretty! I'm pretty sure she's worked there a while too.

So will anyone be TOFTT? Could I just call and ask for the latina saying I only understand spanish?

[WretchedBliss]

While I was there I saw this girl who I don't think was chinesse but looked more like south american. Very attractive in her late 20's. Does anybodt know who I mean and if she does the massage too?

Yes, she does massages. Although I've never had her massage me, she is pretty! I'm pretty sure she's worked there a while too.

[Beast42]

While I was there I saw this girl who I don't think was chinesse but looked more like south american. Very attractive in her late 20's. Does anybodt know who I mean and if she does the massage too?

Are you say you sighted a Latina in a Chinese Spa? Very interesting.

[LongRanger99]

Does anyone know what happened to our Latina masseuses that had the massage apartment near Bryn Mawr & Kedzie? Have they shut down or did they move to another location?

[PussyPoker]

Take the 35 years old and add 15+ years then he may have met Kiki.

A Confucius sighting. How you doing buddy?

[SykescorA]

While I was there I saw this girl who I don't think was chinesse but looked more like south american. Very attractive in her late 20's. Does anybodt know who I mean and if she does the massage too?

[Confucius]

Sounds like you had the mammasan kiki.

Take the 35 years old and add 15+ years then he may have met Kiki.

[ChineseDragon]

Sounds like you had the mammasan kiki.

I had basically the same experience recently!

Except the MMS opened the door. Older, thin woman and she was the one who gave me the massage. Maybe 35 with long black hair and very thin and attractive. Didn't get a name.

Massage was all business and rushed; I paid for the hour and didn't get the hour FWIW.

I was there at 4 pm-ish and there were 2 other girls there.

I'm still kind of new and was nervous so I just went with the flow.

I paid. 7 for the massage and. 4 for the tip.

When I was leaving and putting on my shoes. They made me take your shoes off at the front door and made me sign a sheet which I found odd. I saw the girl that you had. She is heavy, yet I also ended up joking around with who I now know is Emily. Next time I plan to ask for Emily as she's really cute and personable and based on the reviews here I should have just asked for her anyway.

Overall.

Looks: 7 Attitude: 5 Massage: 5 Finish: 5.

[Layne123]

You would have thought Emily was a supermodel by some reports. LOL.

Compared to every other experience I've had so far, she could be a supermodel. .

[DMichaels69]

You would have thought Emily was a supermodel by some reports. LOL.

I had basically the same experience recently!

Except the MMS opened the door. Older, thin woman and she was the one who gave me the massage. Maybe 35 with long black hair and very thin and attractive. Didn't get a name.

Massage was all business and rushed; I paid for the hour and didn't get the hour FWIW.

I was there at 4 pm-ish and there were 2 other girls there.

I'm still kind of new and was nervous so I just went with the flow.

I paid. 7 for the massage and. 4 for the tip.

When I was leaving and putting on my shoes. They made me take your shoes off at the front door and made me sign a sheet which I found odd. I saw the girl that you had. She is heavy, yet I also ended up joking around with who I now know is Emily. Next time I plan to ask for Emily as she's really cute and personable and based on the reviews here I should have just asked for her anyway.

Overall.

Looks: 7 Attitude: 5 Massage: 5 Finish: 5.

[Layne123]

Based on mostly favorable reviews here I decided to give this place a go. A cute young woman (mid-20's) opened the door. An older woman who I assume was the MMS took payment. The cute young girl took me to the room. I am much more interested in not wasting my time and not dealing with unnecessary bullsht than the risk of losing a couple bucks, so I dropped tip in advance on the table for what I wanted and got naked. (Note: I only do this with places and providers that have been very well researched tho. The only time I got screwed doing this was about 15 years ago).

Anyway, in the room cute girl asked if I had been there before. I answered honestly that I hadn't. This was mistake #1. The place was busy as hell so my guess is that the MMS reserves the hot girls for repeat customers. I saw one customer on entry and one on exit. Both were very well dressed like they just left a board of directors meeting. I was dressed casually. This might have been mistake #2. I say this because I think ths probably led the MMS to conclude that it wasn't a good investment to put her top talent with me when the place was this busy. I saw two chicks there who were very attractive. Maybe 8 on a 10 scale. I got neither of them. Next time, I am going to dress it up a bit and will see how it goes.

Anyways. Back to the story.

Cute girl left while I got undressed. A very overweight girl came back. She was also young by Chicago AMP standards. My guess is 25. She would be attractive if she lost about 50 pounds. I am a strong believer in walking out if I suspect my money or time is going to be wasted. In this case, I needed a massage, I was interested in a good massage with HR. I was not interested in sex on this visit, My gut was telling me not to walk based on looks alone.

Anyway, table shower was a bit rushed as the place was very busy. But the experience changed back in the room. My instinct was right about not walking out. Half the massage you are face down so hands and skills are more important than looks. Gentlemen, this chick had magic in them there hands. Pure magic.

So overall.

Looks: 6 Attitude: 9 Massage: 10 Finish: 10.

Based on the reviews, this experience, and the hotness of the other girls I saw while I was there, I am going to visit again in a couple weeks see how It goes.

Since I will be a repeat customer, I am going to expect to be assigned one of the hotter girls next time.

I had basically the same experience recently!

Except the MMS opened the door. Older, thin woman and she was the one who gave me the massage. Maybe 35 with long black hair and very thin and attractive. Didn't get a name.

Massage was all business and rushed; I paid for the hour and didn't get the hour FWIW.

I was there at 4 pm-ish and there were 2 other girls there.

I'm still kind of new and was nervous so I just went with the flow.

I paid. 7 for the massage and. 4 for the tip.

When I was leaving and putting on my shoes. They made me take your shoes off at the front door and made me sign a sheet which I found odd. I saw the girl that you had. She is heavy, yet I also ended up joking around with who I now know is Emily. Next time I plan to ask for Emily as she's really cute and personable and based on the reviews here I should have just asked for her anyway.

Overall.

Looks: 7 Attitude: 5 Massage: 5 Finish: 5.

[Datsurman]

Based on mostly favorable reviews here I decided to give this place a go. A cute young woman (mid-20's) opened the door. An older woman who I assume was the MMS took payment. The cute young girl took me to the room. I am much more interested in not wasting my time and not dealing with unnecessary bullsht than the risk of losing a couple bucks, so I dropped tip in advance on the table for what I wanted and got naked. (Note: I only do this with places and providers that have been very well researched tho. The only time I got screwed doing this was about 15 years ago).

Anyway, in the room cute girl asked if I had been there before. I answered honestly that I hadn't. This was mistake #1. The place was busy as hell so my guess is that the MMS reserves the hot girls for repeat customers. I saw one customer on entry and one on exit. Both were very well dressed like they just left a board of directors meeting. I was dressed casually. This might have been mistake #2. I say this because I think ths probably led the MMS to conclude that it wasn't a good investment to put her top talent with me when the place was this busy. I saw two chicks there who were very attractive. Maybe 8 on a 10 scale. I got neither of them. Next time, I am going to dress it up a bit and will see how it goes.

Anyways. Back to the story.

Cute girl left while I got undressed. A very overweight girl came back. She was also young by Chicago AMP standards. My guess is 25. She would be attractive if she lost about 50 pounds. I am a strong believer in walking out if I suspect my money or time is going to be wasted. In this case, I needed a massage, I was interested in a good massage with HR. I was not interested in sex on this visit, My gut was telling me not to walk based on looks alone.

Anyway, table shower was a bit rushed as the place was very busy. But the experience changed back in the room. My instinct was right about not walking out. Half the massage you are face down so hands and skills are more important than looks. Gentlemen, this chick had magic in them there hands. Pure magic.

So overall.

Looks: 6 Attitude: 9 Massage: 10 Finish: 10.

Based on the reviews, this experience, and the hotness of the other girls I saw while I was there, I am going to visit again in a couple weeks see how It goes.

Since I will be a repeat customer, I am going to expect to be assigned one of the hotter girls next time.

Been doing this a while like some of you boys. I usually don't share my info, but I need some advice on finding younger more attractive therapists. I'm sure they're out there, and I'm sure many of you (like me) know where some are and just aren't sharing. So, in that spirit.

Here's some overall AMP rules for you newbies out there:

* Walk in with your chin high looking straight ahead. Smile at the girls and talk a bit, but keep small talk to a minimum.

* When getting a massage, get completely naked and don't put the towel on. She probably will when she gets in, but that's not a deal breaker.

* Take a "wide stance" while laying where your legs and arms are right at. Or beyond. The edges of the table. This is the MOST IMPORTANT detail. When she's doing the massage, if she allows her body to press up against your hands / arms / legs, it's go time buddy. If she avoids them, no touching allowed.

* I FUCKING HATE OIL. The only purpose it serves is to caues me to get backne and have to take 30 showers and feel slimy. I immediately say "no oil" when I lay down. Some I will let use lotion, otherwise they can do it without oil or lotion (called a Beijing Massage).

* Bring cash. Never use a card. Don't be a dumbass. And don't spend more than you intend. Spending only cash and only taking out what you're willing to spend is the best way to do this.

* Feel free to ask for "the other" girl. I know a lot of you are probably not alpha males and are intimidated by the clam for sale here, but if you don't like the look of the therapist they give you. Ask if anyone else is working! If you're uncomfortable doing so, tell them you were there before and had a different girl and ask if she's there. If they ask her name, say "I will know if I see her. ".

Reports:

1 - Oki Spa, Chicago. This place is legendary for me. Emily specifically. Adorable young girl with braces (early 20's). First time there, she started rimming me and gave me a golden trombone. Best experience of my life. Also, at this place, a lot of times there are multiple girls up front sitting on the couch and you can pick one.

2 - Bamboo, Warrenville. Great place. First time there, older chubby lady who did nothing for me. She asked 3 x if I was a cop because I was so not interested in her massage. Second time, I drew Yun. She is probably the most talented I've ever had anywhere and that says a LOT. Great massage, got happy and sad twice. Wonderful time.

3 - Sun Massage, Chicago. Mostly legit, but very pretty providers and honestly the best therapeutic massages in the city IMO. Every once in a while you can get lucky, but largely DIY.