Massage Parlor Reports

**Bob521** · 08-04-16 22:46

Also, the credit card machine can be intimidating and confusing for the therapist. "L"s new shop has a credit card machine. Actually about half the customers use it. We're legit, as you know. But, I guess I'm saying it's easy to make a mistake. If you do use a card, look carefully at the amounts. And keep the receipts. Also, tip in cash. Putting the tip on the card, especially the Chip Cards, is a tricky process. I just run the tip as a separate transaction. I know that's not the correct proceedure, but I don't care.

Originally Posted by ZeroDark13 [View Original Post]

By camera phone, hand, or clone swiper.

**MongerAlways** · 08-04-16 22:32

Originally Posted by ZeroDark13 [View Original Post]

By camera phone, hand, or clone swiper.

I guess it's possible they could use your credit card and try to purchase stuff, but then they have no repeat business. Hardly doubt that a lot of AMP's would be that foolish.

**ZeroDark13** · 08-04-16 22:26

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

I would really like for you to explain to me why you must never use a credit card. I am not married and I get points on my credit card so I actually prefer to use it. Please don't tell me that Uncle LEO is going to track me down and lock me up. Even if they busted a place and by some miracle they got a subpoena for the credit card records, it proves nothing. It just proves that I was there and I paid for a massage. A few months ago Uncle LEO busted almost every AMP near me and if they would have gotten the credit card records from these places they would have seen at least 20 charges from me at a few different establishments. I have yet to have Uncle LEO show up at my door and I really don't care if they do, they have no proof that I ever did anything. When it comes to AMP advice you might want to cut the credit card part out of your AMP seminar at the Holiday Inn. SaintChuck.

By camera phone, hand, or clone swiper.

**SaintChuck** · 08-04-16 21:55

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**WretchedBliss** · 08-04-16 19:19

This place is still a good place! I went there last week for a massage. Went to the room and stripped down. MT walks in and gave a pretty good massage. Looking for a BJ and she delivers for the normal rate. She asked me to come back for a bit more fun, but be prepared. Face 7, body 5, fun factor 8. Have fun mongering, gentlemen!

**JamesNoper** · 08-04-16 17:41

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

I believe you were referring to the "rusty trombone"; "golden trombone" isn't a thing.

BB.

This one was golden.

**BenBeck** · 08-04-16 17:31

I believe you were referring to the "rusty trombone"; "golden trombone" isn't a thing.

BB.

[QUOTE=Jamesnoper]Reports:

1 - Oki Spa, Chicago. This place is legendary for me. Emily specifically. Adorable young girl with braces (early 20's). First time there, she started rimming me and gave me a golden trombone. Best experience of my life. Also, at this place, a lot of times there are multiple girls up front sitting on the couch and you can pick one.[\QUOTE]

**JamesNoper** · 08-04-16 17:19

I have more to share over PM for someone willing to share advice on younger talent in the area (Chicago or West or NW burbs are best). I like the shorter / petite style girls.

**Ron M** · 08-04-16 15:28

Originally Posted by JolieThornDog [View Original Post]

Which location?

Wheeling on Milwaukee Ave near Lake Cook Road.

**JolieThornDog** · 08-04-16 11:19

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Saturday August 20 or Sunday August 21 ok?

Which location?

**JamesNoper** · 08-04-16 10:28

Been doing this a while like some of you boys. I usually don't share my info, but I need some advice on finding younger more attractive therapists. I'm sure they're out there, and I'm sure many of you (like me) know where some are and just aren't sharing. So, in that spirit.

Here's some overall AMP rules for you newbies out there:

* Walk in with your chin high looking straight ahead. Smile at the girls and talk a bit, but keep small talk to a minimum.

* When getting a massage, get completely naked and don't put the towel on. She probably will when she gets in, but that's not a deal breaker.

* Take a "wide stance" while laying where your legs and arms are right at. Or beyond. The edges of the table. This is the MOST IMPORTANT detail. When she's doing the massage, if she allows her body to press up against your hands / arms / legs, it's go time buddy. If she avoids them, no touching allowed.

* I FUCKING HATE OIL. The only purpose it serves is to caues me to get backne and have to take 30 showers and feel slimy. I immediately say "no oil" when I lay down. Some I will let use lotion, otherwise they can do it without oil or lotion (called a Beijing Massage).

* Bring cash. Never use a card. Don't be a dumbass. And don't spend more than you intend. Spending only cash and only taking out what you're willing to spend is the best way to do this.

* Feel free to ask for "the other" girl. I know a lot of you are probably not alpha males and are intimidated by the clam for sale here, but if you don't like the look of the therapist they give you. Ask if anyone else is working! If you're uncomfortable doing so, tell them you were there before and had a different girl and ask if she's there. If they ask her name, say "I will know if I see her. ".

Reports:

1 - Oki Spa, Chicago. This place is legendary for me. Emily specifically. Adorable young girl with braces (early 20's). First time there, she started rimming me and gave me a golden trombone. Best experience of my life. Also, at this place, a lot of times there are multiple girls up front sitting on the couch and you can pick one.

2 - Bamboo, Warrenville. Great place. First time there, older chubby lady who did nothing for me. She asked 3 x if I was a cop because I was so not interested in her massage. Second time, I drew Yun. She is probably the most talented I've ever had anywhere and that says a LOT. Great massage, got happy and sad twice. Wonderful time.

3 - Sun Massage, Chicago. Mostly legit, but very pretty providers and honestly the best therapeutic massages in the city IMO. Every once in a while you can get lucky, but largely DIY.

**DaddyOne23** · 08-04-16 10:25

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

If you've been reading the forum for months you'd know that you need to give to get. You should have some options by now, just go out and see what you can find.

-w.

I agree. Taxman just take the plunge and see how it goes. LT uses real photos so you should have a good idea of what is in store. BR Chicago, I don't think use real photos all the time but generally are representative of what you get (maybe exaggerated a bit). Have fun and report back.

**Wenger** · 08-04-16 05:14

Originally Posted by TheTaxMan23 [View Original Post]

Hi gents. I've wanted to join the hobby for a long time, but have been unable to get up the nerve. I've been reading the forum for months and you guys are a great help. I've learned what I can and I'm ready to take the plunge.

Most important to me are reliable service, average or above looks, Cauc / Latina, C cup or better (no bolt ons). Topless / nude B2 B with HE. Price not that important.

After much study of the forums, LT or BR Chicago seems to match my needs. Problem is, the girls seem to change a lot. So I'm not sure who is a good match. Any help would be very much appreciated. PM is fine. And I'll be sure to share. Thanks guys!

If you've been reading the forum for months you'd know that you need to give to get. You should have some options by now, just go out and see what you can find.

-w.

**TheTaxMan23** · 08-03-16 20:57

Hi gents. I've wanted to join the hobby for a long time, but have been unable to get up the nerve. I've been reading the forum for months and you guys are a great help. I've learned what I can and I'm ready to take the plunge.

Most important to me are reliable service, average or above looks, Cauc / Latina, C cup or better (no bolt ons). Topless / nude B2 B with HE. Price not that important.

After much study of the forums, LT or BR Chicago seems to match my needs. Problem is, the girls seem to change a lot. So I'm not sure who is a good match. Any help would be very much appreciated. PM is fine. And I'll be sure to share. Thanks guys!