Massage Parlor Reports

**Bob521** · 07-28-16 01:48

I am trying to reduce my posting, for reasons that should be obvious. I'll PM anybody who wants. I'll pass your kind words along to my friend. And once we have our act together I'll invite you to the shop. If you go to a place with an old white guy sitting out front, or fixing something, just say Hi! Are you Bob? Either you will meet me or you will really confuse some other old white guy. Most of the time, I'll be in the back doing venture capital deals. Take care. Bob.

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

Honestly, Bob's stories have changed my life. Glad to live vicariously through him.

**NewCleve** · 07-28-16 00:28

Originally Posted by SamSinger [View Original Post]

Because we have been following our friend Bob's posts about L and we are indeed curious what is happening. That is why.

Honestly, Bob's stories have changed my life. Glad to live vicariously through him.

**Sam Singer** · 07-27-16 23:51

Originally Posted by HOB2015 [View Original Post]

If you can't reveal it even thru PM then why even mention it on here? SMH LOL.

Because we have been following our friend Bob's posts about L and we are indeed curious what is happening. That is why.

**Moputter** · 07-27-16 20:44

Originally Posted by WretchedBliss [View Original Post]

You'll have fun there!

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/27636837

Thanks to a couple fellow mongers that offered up this place. Went in, first girl that grabbed me had on short dress and heels, and was cute. Bingo! Led me to room, when she came back she started on my head and shoulders. Due to my newfound knowledge, I let my hands roam and found a nice little ass. Decent massage, lots of utc roaming, found some very juicy parts and I had quite a bit of fun for 45 minutes and. 8. Will go back.

Thanks again and stay safe.

Moputt.

**Castlerae** · 07-27-16 20:15

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I just wanted to respond to everybody and thank you all for your kind wishes and help. I've fallen in love with this woman. Her strength, resilience and basic goodness is amazing. I hope all of you can meet someone who gives you the same happiness she has given me. Bob.

Sent my congrats yesterday, but sent it in Chinese so you could share with 'L' without translation. Guess the site or admin didn't let it through because it wasn't in English, but congratulations and best of luck.

**Riina** · 07-27-16 18:31

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I just wanted to respond to everybody and thank you all for your kind wishes and help. I've fallen in love with this woman. Her strength, resilience and basic goodness is amazing. I hope all of you can meet someone who gives you the same happiness she has given me. Bob.

Congratulations Bob! I'm going to stick with my honest relationships of cash for sex with prostitutes.

**Bob521** · 07-27-16 15:54

I just wanted to respond to everybody and thank you all for your kind wishes and help. I've fallen in love with this woman. Her strength, resilience and basic goodness is amazing. I hope all of you can meet someone who gives you the same happiness she has given me. Bob.

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

Congratulations and good luck with the new venture Bob. Very nice of you to help her realize her dream of owning a business. I am sure everything will work out well for both of you. And, that's from both of us, you know who.

AJ

**JolieThornDog** · 07-27-16 13:45

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well, today I bought a Legit Massage Shop for My Friend. (Technically it was a loan.) It's legit, and to protect the innocent, I can't reveal the name or location. Not even by PM.

Good luck to you both Hope I stumble on it as I visit legit and fun Spas. I have a terrible back.

**Avg Joe** · 07-27-16 07:29

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well, today I bought a Legit Massage Shop for My Friend. (Technically it was a loan.) It's legit, and to protect the innocent, I can't reveal the name or location. Not even by PM.

Congratulations and good luck with the new venture Bob. Very nice of you to help her realize her dream of owning a business. I am sure everything will work out well for both of you. And, that's from both of us, you know who.

AJ

**HomeSlice** · 07-27-16 06:24

Wondering if anyone has ever seen Apsara from Schaumburg. Looking for contact information if she is still in business or a possibly confirmation she is retired.

**Chitownbjg** · 07-27-16 02:52

Congrats on the new business venture. Once it starts going well, please share, so that we can all contribute to it's legitimate success.

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well, today I bought a Legit Massage Shop for My Friend. (Technically it was a loan.) It's legit, and to protect the innocent, I can't reveal the name or location. Not even by PM.

**HOB2015** · 07-27-16 00:00

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

You don't trust your fellow mongers? LOL! Congratulations Rocket Dork.

If you can't reveal it even thru PM then why even mention it on here? SMH LOL.

**SaintChuck** · 07-26-16 23:36

Originally Posted by Jaxnewbie1 [View Original Post]

Wanted to try trinity, but no one answered when I called thrice. Headed to SUNSPA in bartlett. Their ad shows number of women. Though I know its not real. Gave it a shot.

Short story. Don even bother.

Jst two people working. Mid 35 to 40 . Went in to the room. There are not actually rooms, the walls on either sides go up only to an certain height. They do not reach the ceiling.

Very avg massage. No tease. On the flip, was asked to do self service. Now comes the insane part. 40 $ for self service. I was like WTF, I said no. Put my clothes on, left. Gave a 10 $ tip for the avg massage.

Never ever again.

There are reports about both of these places in the Roselle Thread and Il-Other Areas / Elgin. Both places are crappy and not worth it. The last time I was at the place in Bartlett it was called Red Bean and it is a complete dump. The walls don't even come close to the ceiling, the rooms are the size of a janitors closet and the floor had a nice sticky coating of bodily fluids from when they were giving HJ's. This is at least the third different AMP at this location in the past year. Even if they start giving extras eventually, the place is a dump. SaintChuck.

**MongerAlways** · 07-26-16 20:27

Had a dream about wellness spa in oak park. Paid. 48 for an hr. No hints at xtra at all. I took a chance bc it was cheap. They also have a weird colon machine. I saw a video. Apparently all these clients put a tube up themselves and you then poop. You actually see it in the machine. Um, yea, so needless to say I didn't try that LOL. I think this place will be legit but YMMV. I would not repeat.

**WretchedBliss** · 07-26-16 19:47

I was there last week. The masseuse was prolly late 30's early 40's and decent looking. She had c cups and some baby fat. Her face was 6. 5/10. Massage was really good though! Very strong. HE was good, but a bit too much oil on junior. I recommend going there, but will try the other MTs though. Happy hunting and stay safe!