Massage Parlor Reports

[Jameson290]

Went there tonight. Seen new girl Jasmin. Should of went with my gut and stick with my regulars Here.

Besides the bolt ons and her smelling good. Waste of money and time. What a rush job. This place is hit or miss. It's been Homerun lately. But tonight I struck out. Learned my lesson!!

Happy hunting.

Could you drop some hints about which one in Logan Sq? Going to be in the area later this week and may try to hit one of the homeruns.

[TBone83]

TOFTT. All in all, not bad! Very good table shower with good massage. Standard finish. 4 tip.

So I am taking this to mean they are back open. They used to be my go to place before they got shut down a few years ago. There was this older therapist there I think her name was Lee wo was probably about 40 and her face was a 5 but her body was a solid 10. Rock solid ass and perfect bolt ons, she would only do a standard finish but the massage was great with the perfect amount of teasing mixed in with a good massage. In sure she is long gone considering how long they were closed for, just reminiscing about one of my favorites.

[Jaxnewbie1]

Wanted to try trinity, but no one answered when I called thrice. Headed to SUNSPA in bartlett. Their ad shows number of women. Though I know its not real. Gave it a shot.

Short story. Don even bother.

Jst two people working. Mid 35 to 40 . Went in to the room. There are not actually rooms, the walls on either sides go up only to an certain height. They do not reach the ceiling.

Very avg massage. No tease. On the flip, was asked to do self service. Now comes the insane part. 40 $ for self service. I was like WTF, I said no. Put my clothes on, left. Gave a 10 $ tip for the avg massage.

Never ever again.

[Ron M]

Man oh man, a lot gas and cash and you really got nothing to show for it.

It's all part of the learning process. Live and Learn.

[Mannheim]

Hey folks, recent lurker, recent adventurer.

Just wanted to drop a report on several experiences (all very YMMV).

Not sure what the demographic here is, but I used the "innocent little brother card" with a lot of the MT's I visited in the NW burbs area (So far hit Schaumburg, Streamwood, Roselle).

These are definitely not advertised as monger-friendly places, and a lot of the ladies said they went to work there solely because of the "legitimacy" in suburban parlors. Since I'm a first timer, I wanted to test the waters. Strict Disclaimer YMMV fasho.

Hoffman Estate AMP Grand opening as listed on Craigslist - 2 ladies, both middle aged, very strong massage, on the flip nothing, but after she got close and I gave out a moan, she got closer. Started using acupressure on all the right places, told me next time to come back for the good stuff (spent half an hour complaining about old white guys (sorry dudes) but decided to give the little guy a whirl for like 30 minutes). Damage was just house plus tips. So 1. 0? Is that how you guys do it? LOL.

Streamwood super advertised place with babes. Definitely babes, definitely advertised as straightlaced, definitely like to tease, only rubbed the family gems did not go for the pull up bar (she was "tired" after massaging me) gave her a massage afterwards and exchanged numbers. Again YMMV, I'm 25, single, and a 6'2 Asian with a professional degree so maybe she's a gold-digger idk still liked my balls rubbed for 90 min house rate.

Roselle Road shady looking place with cop stickers all over. Lady was not good looking so I left but definitely a place for mongers to find satisfaction saw a nice Benz sitting out front (definitely not the MT's because of the kid's highschool stickers on the back).

No names since all conversations were done in Chinese.

Man oh man, a lot gas and cash and you really got nothing to show for it.

[WhiteSox2005]

Went there tonight. Seen new girl Jasmin. Should of went with my gut and stick with my regulars Here.

Besides the bolt ons and her smelling good. Waste of money and time. What a rush job. This place is hit or miss. It's been Homerun lately. But tonight I struck out. Learned my lesson!!

Happy hunting.

[BigNick33]

TOFTT. All in all, not bad! Very good table shower with good massage. Standard finish. 4 tip.

[PwnLife]

Some girls will give you two pops. You have to 1) get to know her and 2) ask.

Another thing is you probably have to find a way to get the first pop early maybe before the massage. So you have time to re-generate hehe. At least for this old guy.

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

My own personal thinking is that it would not be entrapment.

If you walk into any spa, Euro or otherwise and a girl you DON'T know offers you "full sex for $200" up front and you agree, how is that entrapment? Did you not have the choice to say "no" and walk out? Did you not have the choice to say "I just want a therapeutic massage"?

If I walked into a spa and before I even get into a room a girl asks if I want full sex for $200 I am out of there in a heartbeat. If you did agree, you deserve to be arrested for stupidity.

AJ.

My apologies for picking up on an older issue but I haven't really had enough online time to discuss this further.

Here's how I think entrapment applies:

A guy comes in looking for a massage and nothing more. He does have money in his pocket, for whatever reason. Maybe he's going shopping later, maybe owes his brother some money, whatever. He's ready to begin the massage and this attractive woman makes the offer and gives prices. (Attractive is, of course, a matter of opinion, and very subjective.) He's not inclined towards doing this in the first place, but shrugs his shoulders and thinks, well, here's a gorgeous woman (in his opinion) making the offer, and I have money in my pocket. So on an impulse he goes along with it. He did not have intent in the first place, and probably wouldn't of thought of it unless the offer had been made, illegal or not. I can certainly see that if the guy makes the overture, he is busted. But if the other party makes the overture and pushes hard for it, I don't see why that is not entrapment.

[Jadedone]

Hey I was wondering if you guys know of a Asian massage parlor that offers two pops.

Preferably with hot ladies. Prefer AMP because there is no screening process.

Some girls will give you two pops. You have to 1) get to know her and 2) ask.

[Magooski]

Hey I was wondering if you guys know of a Asian massage parlor that offers two pops.

Preferably with hot ladies. Prefer AMP because there is no screening process.

I got 2 cans of Diet Pepsie at Crystal Health Spa in Matteson, but that was before the new management took over!! For a 4 time poster, you ask too many questions and don't provide any details. RTFF and you'll learn, visit and then report back.

[Razer101]

Hey I was wondering if you guys know of a Asian massage parlor that offers two pops.

Preferably with hot ladies. Prefer AMP because there is no screening process.

[Sam Singer]

You both agree to go to a local hotel and both express interest in mutually consented free sex. You are both naked, and lying in bed kissing. Just as you're about to engage in penetrative sex, she mentions that she's out of cash and was wondering if you'd be willing to pay for a cab for her afterwards. You agree, and the cops come busting in to arrest you. In that case, you might be able to use an "entrapment" defense.

'entrapment' or not, why is that even a crime?

[KongZi]

Damn, is everyone complaining about old white guys, sheesh. LOL, kinda. The demographic here is mostly married men, mostly 40 years of age and higher however the game changer for you is that you are Asian, therefore, you will never considered to be the police, even on a first time visit, so we will have to enjoy your posts but its unlikely we will be able to duplicate your experiences unless we make multiple visits.

However, do post about your experiences as the forum is for sharing, so thanks for sharing and please do so again.

Wired.

Wasn't aware of forum rules, but yes your names were spot on.

I'll try and feel out this interesting adventure, truth be told I won't have extravagant stories to tell. It's kind of a mental satisfaction for me to get to that stage where something off the menu suddenly becomes part of the routine. My goal (at least while I'm still in the NW burbs region) is to see how far these MT's are willing to go. So far it seems for a few extra bucks (. 2 . 4) a lot of handsy and mutual touching. Which is really interesting to me (about to get lame), since they are family folk who come to the states to make money and then remit back to their kids back home. One of them even had a kid that was a little bit younger than myself, but she rubbed my balls thoroughly for 10 bucks. Its kind of a conflicting experience LOL.

Anywho, forgot to mention that Sun Spa (Hoffman Estates), another "monger" came in for a 30 min, and the girl had to leave part way through the session to turn up the volume on the music speakers. So yes that place seems to be pretty friendly.

[Bob521]

Complaining about white old guys? Bob, were you banned from any of these areas? LOL.

Nah. Never banned in that area. I'm just a docile old white guy. Never a threat to anybody. Also, I'm very domesticated lately. I'm on the verge of buying a legit shop and giving it to my friend. It will stay legit of course.

On the earlier conversation, for what it's worth, almost every MT I've met over 30 has kids. I'll say 98%. In that sense, they lead double lives, a little like the double lives we lead. I've had really interesting conversations about my kids and their kids. When this happens, it sort of opens of a dialog and a relaxed level of comfort together. We become people to each other not just pieces of meat. Bob.