Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5834]

First report, so welcome feedbac.

Finally had a chance to have a dream. Weekday, early evening. Dreamed I was at NS in Hrndn. Place is indiscreetly discreet. No sign out front, nothing on the inner door. Rang the bell and MMS opened quickly. She appeared Korean in her late 40's or so. She asked how long and had I been here before. I was told her no, but I was looking for an hour of relaxing. She took me to the room on the end. Room had its own door, clean linens, overall tidy look. Towel warmer and oil warmer on a table. About 2 minutes later, in comes a Chinese spinner named Jenny. (said she was 32) Face average, oranges up top, but she had a good attitude. Passable English, but not great. She wanted the house. 8 right away and asked if I wanted the included table shower. She gave me a towel and disappeared to pay MMS. TS was decent, enthusiastic, but I don't have a lot of experience with them. Yet. And she spent enough time on main street to let me know that as least a NOVA finish was available. She also asked if it was my first time there, but AFTER she had already taken matters into her own hands.

After the TS, I dreamed I was receiving and average medium massage with very light oil. She was conversant and responsive to my directions, and gave an ok back walk. More time on main street than I expected while I was still face down. She felt it necessary to inform me that "no fuck here". I was lightly roaming which she didn't object or pull away from. Damn fine back cushions. They were firm and both fit in one hand. Then the flip and right to business. Despite her face being an inch away from the business, she told me "no BJ here either" and how much was I going to tip. I stated the standard NOVA price and she laughed and said "Minimum 60. When I get massage I give 60 tip. " I damn near said I want the provider you give a 60 tip to. " but I have more self-control in my dreams. Since TS was included and my roaming was unrestricted I agreed to 60. She managed to edge me until the hour was complete with a standard oiled (not bad) nova finish. Clean up was with dry towel and I was ushered out the back door.

Good: TS was soap and hands, and there was a lot of handiwork.

Face down was at times relaxing, at times therapeutic, sometimes almost affectionate.

She was pleasant, talkative and responsive.

Very good location for me.

Bad: . 6 for OTC roaming only seems over the average. If I dream again, I will see if that translates into top off or UTC.

She wore some kind of glittery makeup. I didn't notice it until I woke up and looked in the mirror. I probably should have taken a shower there, but I didn't see it at the time. If having glitter on your cheek or collar is an issue for you, avoid Jenny or take a shower before you leave.

Would I want to have this dream again? Probably. Would like to dream of a different provider though.

Huntzman.

[Lovejugs]

I took a chance and toftt. I stopped in at Ashley Wellness on Main St in Fairfax. Beautiful woman was at the desk and she was the only one working I believe. They advertise on BP so figured there was a chance it could be good. Totally legit and no hint of anything. She made sure I was covered at all times and never accepted my offer to remove the towel. Massage was ok, but nothing special. No reason to make a return visit. She said I was first customer that day at around 2 pm. I doubt they will be around long.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/re...place/23102062

Sounds exactly like the place in West Springfield behind the Giant. They put pictures up that make you think one thing, but when you get there within five minutes you know it's legit. Lame!

[Harley Dude 29]

I took a chance and toftt. I stopped in at Ashley Wellness on Main St in Fairfax. Beautiful woman was at the desk and she was the only one working I believe. They advertise on BP so figured there was a chance it could be good. Totally legit and no hint of anything. She made sure I was covered at all times and never accepted my offer to remove the towel. Massage was ok, but nothing special. No reason to make a return visit. She said I was first customer that day at around 2 pm. I doubt they will be around long.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/re...place/23102062

[Lovejugs]

I tend to check the reports before I go to my favorite place, but skipped it this time and it bit me in the ass. The first thing I noticed is the Mama has changed which didn't alarm me at the time. From time to time people fill-in for a day or two. My therapist was a tan, athletic build. About 5'7" with dark hair with old orange highlights. Her ladies were store bought C's / D's that had the nice pointy shape. TS was decent, but definitely a little quicker than I am used to. Massage was horrible. She must have walked all over my body for 20 minutes. Actually painful, especially when walking on my lower legs. Very little hand massage (probably about 5 minutes). She then moved to the nail dragging which must have lasted 15 minutes on back and front. On the flip the bargaining started and was quite annoying. She actually wanted a Paul Frank for Standard NOVA finish and some DATY. I told her she was killing the mood. These words actually came out of her mouth. "This is so like you Americans!" Wtf?! I told her I was a veteran and knew what I should be offering. Almost ready to walk, but we finally came to a decision. She did pull the old annoying "No, they are sensitive you can't nurse. " Mama didn't ask how it went which was always asked with old Mama. Again this could be a fill-in, but not sure. I am staying away til some better reports come in. I sure miss the days of Scarlett and Sky.

Lovejugs.

[Tapas]

Alas, the calendar changed from June to July, and no more Mae.

Usually my dreams are very good here, but my last one was interrupted by the unfortunate negotiations. I saw a buxom girl that was quite attractive, and told me her name was Jennifer, though when I asked mama who I would be seeing, she told me "she will tell you. " So conjecture tells me her name changes from time to time.

Table shower was acceptable, but less than enthusiastic. On to the massage which seemed promising, but then I was awakened from my dream with the how much question. Much back and forth, and I almost left in the middle of the session. Finally I returned to the dream, which ended with me releasing my stress, but overall was less than the usual relaxing.

Most of my experiences have been positive here, but my policy is to take some time off after a disappointing one. Other places to visit. I vote with my wallet.

[Invisibleman22]

Another positive vote for Franconia Wellness. I went on a weekday at lunchtime and had a lovely experience with June. Total was $ . 6 to the house and $ . 4 to my therapist.

I'd never been there before but thanks to other members in this thread I knew to ring the buzzer and follow the mamasan; ask for a half hour and tell her "of course" when she asked if I'd been there before; strip as soon as mamasan left; and let my hands start roaming as soon as June got within reach!

She teased me a bit by pretending not to want to be touched ("no thank you! Then laughing when I looked up incredulously. The massage wasn't great. She did a lot of "light touching" when I could've honestly used some deep-tissue. And I didn't get offered a table shower. But I did get a good 10-15 minutes of some nice roaming on June's tight Asian body (including having her slip out of her top so I could play with the girls) and the standard NoVA finish.

Afterward she dressed me. Which was new and a nice surprise. And brought me water and held my hand while she walked me out. I very nearly dropped another Jackson but decided not to overtip this time.

All in all a fantastic experience and I'm glad to finally have been past this place! Thanks to all who recommended it and please if you go treat the ladies right.

[Miketastic69]

It's disconcerting when he lives near a provider, but it's a great thing when the cop lives near you and his car is close enough to deter any crap at your place.

Dude,

I was working in florida last summer and I set up a meeting with a known and reviewed provider, but it was my first time with her. She lived in a gated apartment community where I needed a security code to get in. She lived in the back section of this place and it was not a clear path to get to her house, so of course I got lost. I turned a corner and there were 5 county sheriffs vehicles sitting there. One was standing outside of his car holding a radio and talking and the other 4 vehicles had cops sitting inside with the engine running. My fucking heart stopped. I Calmly as I could kept driving around and left. I drove and turned as many corners as I could and got to another part of town. I litereally was planning on tossing my burner phone and quitting the hobby! I was f'and scared straight.

The provider called me and asked me what happened. I told her to look out her window. She seemed spooked too. Later that evening she called me and told me they had a drug warrant for an apartment in her complex and it had nothing to do with her. Like an idiot I believed her and told her on the phone that I would love to do coffee and not do a session. I made it clear that I would like to do coffee and make it like a date and not a session. So, I went back and the cops were gone. I walked in and she pounced all over me and made up for the horrible scare from earlier. She actually turned out to be a squirter and I had the session of my recent life.

So, I know the feeling of seeing that patrol car or cars!

[Krakatoa]

These ladies who expect $120 just for a massage and $40 more for HE, will soon run out of clients, IMHO. We need to start explaining the facts of life here in NOVA to them. If the session is really good, I don't mind throwing another $20 their way. But that is after the session, at my discretion.

I've also started leaving my ring in the car or replacing it with another style ring, but I don't think it really matters to most of them.

I'm confused about this discussion of wedding rings. Are you thinking these women have moral issues around marriage? Don't they assume that the majority of their clients are married? I never take my ring off--not sure it would come off--and it has never impaired my negotiating position, so far as I know. (with a professional, anyway).

[Derringer]

Tonight I went by the Chinese operation at 5509 Wilson Blvd that often advertises itself on BP and CL as being "7 minutes from DC". Cost is .7/hour or $/90 minutes.

They are located on a very busy street, but there is some discrete parking behind the building. It's very clean inside, nice rooms, comfortable table, clean linens, but they just have a sheet hanging on the door, so not all that private. And they only offer a stand up, unassisted shower because it is Arlington.

Lisa (early 30's) greeted me at the front door and was my massage therapist. She is very attractive with a big, beautiful smile, pretty eyes, a sexy body, and great attitude. She has really strong, but soft hands. She gives a very satisfying, unrushed, deep tissue, oil massage.

Lisa has a winning personality, very good English skills, so we had a nice conversation and no communication issues. Overall, she's an experienced, fun girl. However, with just the curtain on the door there was not too much going on beyond a standard NOVA. But I was allowed a little UTC roaming up top and OTC down below. I didn't get the feeling much more than that was available, even with additional visits. But YMMV.

If you go there, Lisa is a great choice. The other lady working tonight was new, so Lisa had to leave once to answer a question for her. But otherwise, it was an above average time. Not a whole lot of teasing before the flip, but just enough to make me happy. And she gave me the full hour with some edging leading up to a good finish. Once I explained what I like she was eager to please. She seemed happy with a slightly above average tip.

While you will not be blown away by the extras there, if you want a sweet, sexy, very pretty Chinese lady to massage your tired muscles and leave with a smile on your face, I recommend and would definitely repeat.

Here's their ad:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...hoice/23220601

Arlington Location.

5509 Wilson Blvd, Arlington, VA 22205.

703-992-5920.

Open 7 days 10:00 am-10:00 pm.

We offer Shiatsu, Swedish, Deep Tissue, Foot Reflexology, Thai, Qi Gong Tui Na, Sport Massage, Acupuncture, Hot Stone Therapy & free Shower.

Help your body and mind relax while improving your overall health! Calms the mind. Loosen tight muscles. Relieve stress and ease tension.

Clean & Private Rooms with Soothing Music!

You will always leave with a smile!

Give us a call and get ready to RELAX.

Location: Arlington, nearby DC, only 7 minutes from District Of Columbia.

Be safe out there.

Derringer.

[Bunker Buster]

The first time I saw the FFX Co. Squad car parked outside the apartment building I was really spooked by it. So I called Nikki and she assured me it was safe to come in. I decided to proceed with my appointment because I trust her.

Once inside, Nikki told me the officer parks the car there all the time because he lives there. She added that it is parked there a lot because he works nights. So while it can still be disconcerting to see the car practically every time I go see her, I have become accustomed to it.

NOTE: I am not telling anyone to ever be complacent about the potential for a run-in with LE! But that is how it was explained to me, and I have never had a problem.

With that being said, be careful out there.

Derringer.

It's disconcerting when he lives near a provider, but it's a great thing when the cop lives near you and his car is close enough to deter any crap at your place.

[Mustang946]

Will be visiting Alexandria in a few months and wanted to start doing some research.

Enjoy a quality massage and not looking for FS BUT do enjoy sensual and HE.

Please let me know where to start looking or good places to visit.

There are several in that area. Many are reviewed in this forum. It all depends on your location and you mode of transportation. You should leave satisfied in any of them.

[Mustang946]

The first time I saw the FFX Co. Squad car parked outside the apartment building I was really spooked by it. So I called Nikki and she assured me it was safe to come in. I decided to proceed with my appointment because I trust her.

Once inside, Nikki told me the officer parks the car there all the time because he lives there. She added that it is parked there a lot because he works nights. So while it can still be disconcerting to see the car practically every time I go see her, I have become accustomed to it.

NOTE: I am not telling anyone to ever be complacent about the potential for a run-in with LE! But that is how it was explained to me, and I have never had a problem.

With that being said, be careful out there.

Derringer.

I have seen that car nearly every time I have seen Nikki in the past year and a half. When it was still there after my visit, I figured the officer either lived there or was on a domestic call. She gave me the same explanation after I asked on my second visit. I was leery the first time but also now accustomed to seeing it.

[RubLover803]

Will be visiting Alexandria in a few months and wanted to start doing some research.

Enjoy a quality massage and not looking for FS BUT do enjoy sensual and HE.

Please let me know where to start looking or good places to visit.

[Derringer]

The first time I saw the FFX Co. Squad car parked outside the apartment building I was really spooked by it. So I called Nikki and she assured me it was safe to come in. I decided to proceed with my appointment because I trust her.

Once inside, Nikki told me the officer parks the car there all the time because he lives there. She added that it is parked there a lot because he works nights. So while it can still be disconcerting to see the car practically every time I go see her, I have become accustomed to it.

NOTE: I am not telling anyone to ever be complacent about the potential for a run-in with LE! But that is how it was explained to me, and I have never had a problem.

With that being said, be careful out there.

Derringer.

I have been to this apartment complex and have seen uncle LEO's car parked out in front of one of the towers on a few of the occasions I have been there. I don't know what's going on there. There is quite a few Indians that live there but I never thought of them to be the type to cause a disturbance and have uncle LEO there more often than not.

To answer your other inquiries:

I take my wedding ring off. I hide it in my car. I never hide it on my person in case I need to rush out of there and accidently drop it inside the place.

I doubt if she thought you were uncle LEO since she told you extras were available.

I use to see a Thai provider there named Lily, about 3 years ago. I gave her an extra 20, on top of the 120 door fee as she was really nice. She also liked to play a little as I was showering. She was really skinny, older Thai, with really big nips. She would bring me to the edge for a good half hour or so. I recently saw one of the newer Thai providers at the Towers. Her name is Amy. She works with Sharon. No shower offered. The 120 fee got me just the massage, she wanted extra for anything else. That's a bit steep, considering they will try to rush you to finish (which amy did). I would rather spend the almost $200 I'm going to shell out, on a real provider and get at least a good 45 minutes of my money's worth of fun. For the 120 fee, you are paying for a massage with a really good looking provider. To me, that's not enough to warrant anymore visits with these Thais after my disappointment with Amy. I could spend 170/180 and drive 45 minutes north to MD and have a good 1 hour decent massage / FS session.

[NyHornet]

So I went to go see Mimi yesterday at an apartment in the Towers in Fairfax where there are a lot of apartment girls in my experience. I had no where near the experience of Trewaller, but I'd love the forum to weigh in on this. I will post this to the Massage Reports to get Roamin's views too.

Nikki is my regular and but I think she's away for the holiday and thought I'd take a shot at Mimi. Tre is right, the girl is not the one in the picture but actually better looking! She was definitely anywhere from a 7-9, spinner, and looked like large Bs or Small C cups. She's eager on my first text about an hour before hand, about 15 min before, I get a "where are you now" text. I get there, and there's a sherriffs car upfront. I text her this, tell her what's up and she says, "those Indians are always getting into trouble" gives me the code. I'm already off my game and I forgot to take my ring off (no judgments here I hope). I also usually keep an extra $40 in case things get really heavy and I forgot that too. I get there, and there's someone else in the other room. She asks for the $120 upfront (something Nikki never does, even on my first visit). I get undressed, things are going OK. She actually took direction for heavier pressure after a couple of times alright (I don't think she spoke english that well). I had this uneasy feeling that doors, including my bedroom were opening and closing and had to look up a couple of times. Her phone went off a couple of times, but maybe it was a timer since she moved to another section.

Towards the end she does my face and says ok thank you. I had expected a little back and forth like Tre mentioned. Nothing. She actually said, $120 for the massage, and actually used the words "handjob for another tip". So it was clear she was pretty sure I wasn't LEO.

Things just don't add up. Next time, if anything is off, or get bad vibes right from the beginning, I'm going to bail.

For the forum:

1) Do you wear your ring and if so do you think it prevents girls from going further or make them ask for a bigger tip?

2) Do you guys think that she thought I was LEO?

3) If after the first rebuff and you get the question for another tip, do you put more in: I mean I'm already $120 in the hole, why not an extra $40 for what I actually came for?

Here is her ad:

💟128159;128159; Relaxing Massage and Body Rub By Thai Mimi 💟128159;128159; - 27.

Posted: Tuesday, June 28,2016 5:54 PM.

💟128159;128159; Relaxing Massage and Body Rub By Thai Mimi 💟128159;128159; - 27.

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Come and experience the relaxation your mind and body needs. My massage reduces stress and leaves you relaxed. Let my smooth hands glide over your body and leave you in tranquility.

Call Mimi.

571-376-0876.

Poster's age: 27.

Location: Fairfax, Northern Virginia.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/re...-mimi/23575992

These ladies who expect $120 just for a massage and $40 more for HE, will soon run out of clients, IMHO. We need to start explaining the facts of life here in NOVA to them. If the session is really good, I don't mind throwing another $20 their way. But that is after the session, at my discretion.

I've also started leaving my ring in the car or replacing it with another style ring, but I don't think it really matters to most of them.