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06-30-16 20:00 #9121Senior Member

Posts: 645These ladies who expect $120 just for a massage and $40 more for HE, will soon run out of clients, IMHO. We need to start explaining the facts of life here in NOVA to them. If the session is really good, I don't mind throwing another $20 their way. But that is after the session, at my discretion.
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I've also started leaving my ring in the car or replacing it with another style ring, but I don't think it really matters to most of them.
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06-30-16 19:55 #9120Regular Member

Posts: 1New to the Game
I've recently started my new hobby and have ventured onto a few AMPs as well as some of the BP site over the last 2 week.
While the AMP scene has provided me a 100% HE return on investment, I'm just learning the jargon that comes along with the game.
I had no idea that a shower was an invitation to basically weed out any suspicions and see how far you are willing to go.
I actually turned down my first 2 TS because I had just taken a shower prior to my appt. But now I'm hip to it. I've been to FW in Alexandria, a couple near Fairfax Circle and one in Burke. They all seemed like older spinners with a gut but I still left with a smile on my face.
I also went to visit Mimi at the Towers, I received the same treatment with the texts right before appt and asked for a soft knock on the door. Once I get in, pay my dues and I'm immediately asked to shower. The massage is weak and no roaming so I'm thinking this isn't going to end well. But on the flip she massages my face and then says what do you want? CBJ $4 or FS $1. Naturally after I see her amazing body which like the other reviewers said her body was a 9/10. She takes a quick shower. We do all, except no greek and after about 10 minutes she says your time is running out. That shocked the hell out of me so I asked her to turn around while I finished. Not much convo during the entire appt but it was my first experience with BP so can't complain.
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06-29-16 14:11 #9119Senior Member

Posts: 902I have been to this apartment complex and have seen uncle LEO's car parked out in front of one of the towers on a few of the occasions I have been there. I don't know what's going on there. There is quite a few Indians that live there but I never thought of them to be the type to cause a disturbance and have uncle LEO there more often than not.
Originally Posted by Jayb20
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To answer your other inquiries:
I take my wedding ring off. I hide it in my car. I never hide it on my person in case I need to rush out of there and accidently drop it inside the place.
I doubt if she thought you were uncle LEO since she told you extras were available.
I use to see a Thai provider there named Lily, about 3 years ago. I gave her an extra 20, on top of the 120 door fee as she was really nice. She also liked to play a little as I was showering. She was really skinny, older Thai, with really big nips. She would bring me to the edge for a good half hour or so. I recently saw one of the newer Thai providers at the Towers. Her name is Amy. She works with Sharon. No shower offered. The 120 fee got me just the massage, she wanted extra for anything else. That's a bit steep, considering they will try to rush you to finish (which amy did). I would rather spend the almost $200 I'm going to shell out, on a real provider and get at least a good 45 minutes of my money's worth of fun. For the 120 fee, you are paying for a massage with a really good looking provider. To me, that's not enough to warrant anymore visits with these Thais after my disappointment with Amy. I could spend 170/180 and drive 45 minutes north to MD and have a good 1 hour decent massage / FS session.
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06-29-16 10:01 #9118Regular Member

Posts: 6Recommendations in NOVA
Hello fellow mongerers, I'm going to be in Arlington next week for work and was hoping to get a couple of recommendations for an AMP in the area. I haven't been up to NOVA in at least 8 years or so (I live in the Richmond area). Please feel free to PM me.
Thanks!
BB.
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06-28-16 23:58 #9117Senior Member

Posts: 86TOFTT with Thai Mimi, but looking to get the Forums answers
So I went to go see Mimi yesterday at an apartment in the Towers in Fairfax where there are a lot of apartment girls in my experience. I had no where near the experience of Trewaller, but I'd love the forum to weigh in on this. I will post this to the Massage Reports to get Roamin's views too.
Nikki is my regular and but I think she's away for the holiday and thought I'd take a shot at Mimi. Tre is right, the girl is not the one in the picture but actually better looking! She was definitely anywhere from a 7-9, spinner, and looked like large Bs or Small C cups. She's eager on my first text about an hour before hand, about 15 min before, I get a "where are you now" text. I get there, and there's a sherriffs car upfront. I text her this, tell her what's up and she says, "those Indians are always getting into trouble" gives me the code. I'm already off my game and I forgot to take my ring off (no judgments here I hope). I also usually keep an extra $40 in case things get really heavy and I forgot that too. I get there, and there's someone else in the other room. She asks for the $120 upfront (something Nikki never does, even on my first visit). I get undressed, things are going OK. She actually took direction for heavier pressure after a couple of times alright (I don't think she spoke english that well). I had this uneasy feeling that doors, including my bedroom were opening and closing and had to look up a couple of times. Her phone went off a couple of times, but maybe it was a timer since she moved to another section.
Towards the end she does my face and says ok thank you. I had expected a little back and forth like Tre mentioned. Nothing. She actually said, $120 for the massage, and actually used the words "handjob for another tip". So it was clear she was pretty sure I wasn't LEO.
Things just don't add up. Next time, if anything is off, or get bad vibes right from the beginning, I'm going to bail.
For the forum:
1) Do you wear your ring and if so do you think it prevents girls from going further or make them ask for a bigger tip?
2) Do you guys think that she thought I was LEO?
3) If after the first rebuff and you get the question for another tip, do you put more in: I mean I'm already $120 in the hole, why not an extra $40 for what I actually came for?
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06-28-16 07:26 #9116Regular Member

Posts: 4Fw
Decided to stop in for a try since I live close by in Springfield. Although, they thought I was a regular. Never been there. May was directed into my room. Cute little lady with natural breast. Opted out of the TS due to just stepping out of the shower. Tried some roaming with little to no negative response. I believe she likes AR and did a super job. All in all. Recommend and will probably return. Damage $. 80.
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06-27-16 23:01 #9115Senior Member

Posts: 43Thanks for the welcome!
Originally Posted by RoaminRoman
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Same name. Huntzman. Reports will be in the Asuncion Massage forum. Still translating them from spanish.
Perhaps I can dream of NS in Hrrrndn tomorrow. If I wake up happy, will post here. Planning trips to Guatemala and El Salvador. Looking to stay busy.
Huntzman.
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06-27-16 16:53 #9114

Posts: 906Welcome to NoVA, HuntzMan
There's plenty of supply here (to meet the equal demand), so you're not likely to be bored. But, if things get too mundane south of the Potomac, it's easy to visit the AMPs north of the river (in Maryland). Even if you've been active on the ISG, I'd still recommend doing LOTS of reading, and order to acclimate yourself to this area's particulars. Have fun, stay safe, and post as you're able. Cheers!
Originally Posted by HuntzMan
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Roman
P.S. - By the way, what is (or was) your handle on the ISG? Some mongers have the same one; others have a different one.
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06-27-16 00:25 #9113Senior Member

Posts: 43New to Forum
Greetings Mongers.
New to the forum, and just recently realized I am a massage monger. Not asking for info yes, still going through the posts. Seeing lots of great information and advise. Will post some of my international experiences on the ISG Boards this week. Looking forward to practising my new "lifelong" hobby closer to home, Likely Shan-tilly / Hrrdn.
Very impressed with the group here and look forward to giving my own local reports.
Huntzman.
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06-26-16 16:58 #9112Senior Member

Posts: 257Valerie
I was told she was pretty skilled http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...m-8pm/19953014 even though a friend told me about her, I personally haven't seen her yet. I also haven't had the time or motivation to RTFF. But if what he says is true, you should have a decent visit since you're in that area.
Bob.
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06-26-16 16:52 #9111Senior Member

Posts: 257Nena III
That original post you provided below is what I needed to see before taking the plunge. In my original post, I took full responsibility for not doing my homework and posted it so others wouldn't make the same mistake I made. You're right, most SM's of my status know better. I've been out the game for a while and had that "itch". I should of researched more but honestly just didn't feel like doing it. That happens as we get older. Anyway, thanks for that original post below. She will never be seen by me again.
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06-25-16 12:31 #9110Senior Member

Posts: 181Bobby, I saw your review after someone had messaged me about it, without even realizing someone had reviewed her recently and negatively. With your post count, I'd expect a senior of your experience to know what to expect going in to that exchange with Nena. If you had done the background research on here as well as the other board you would have known your experience was predictable. She has been well documented by me in the past and not just my most recent review. There is even a few reviews like yours on the oThER board as well. I'm going to quote what I told the person that private messaged me about inregards to her. I absolutely agree with YMMV, her bad smell honestly smells like bad breath or just old person musk if we can call it that. I know what bad pussy smell smells like and from my own personal experience I've never smelled that before. However I am not stating your wrong or defending her in anyway. YMMV is truely what anyone should expect from her at the end of the day. I've only been to her maybe a handful of times now, but it's always been what I expected, nothing more.
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06-24-16 22:10 #9109Senior Member

Posts: 645Why not review the places you tried. There are several good places in the Centerville and Chantilly areas as well as some good independents. You will find reviews of most over the last few months on this site. So read more of the reviews and give some others a try. When I find one I really like above the others, I tend to revisit that one more, but I like variety too.
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06-24-16 21:41 #9108Senior Member

Posts: 257Nena II
I'm not from this area, but I see there's a lot of newbies on here. I don't want to confuse the young guys so let me be clear about my experience with Nena, it was horrible but YMMV. I know what I saw, and I definitely know what I smelt. Stank pussy makes my dick soft, but for others, that fishy smell may be a turn on. So I should of put YMMV in my first post. When she started yelling because I was leaving early, that sealed the deal. I did say that the massage felt good when she started, but hygiene is just as important (to me) and I just couldn't take smelling piss & fish at the same time. But for anyone who wants to try her, don't let my post stop you. What Dr. Bombay posted about below seem very true based on my own personal experience. But Bossanova has a different story. This is the true meaning of YMMV. Be safe.
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06-24-16 19:16 #9107

Posts: 99Abbreviations for all
NeRomancer. Likely you just didn't see it (forest for the trees metaphor).
There is a set of tabs at the top of the page for abbreviations. Front page.
Forum.
What's New.
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Click the tab (or go direct to the USAG url: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu...=Abbreviations).
Be safe.
NoVA Ranger.
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