The Massholes

**Jack617** · 09-02-14 20:09

Originally Posted by BuffettFan68 [View Original Post]

With mamasan in my passenger seat parked right in front of windows and near the front door at School st. , just prior to a road trip, a customer in a black suv arrived in the lot at 1:05 pm, and parked normally, got right out of his vehicle without delay, and calmly walked unhurriedly and normally behind my sedan without rushing or hiding his face (sans sunglasses and hat,) and went into Lavender as a walk in. All the while I made clear visual contact with him and even gave him a friendly, quick head nod. There were no words exchanged, and he didn't nod back, but we saw each other and all was fine. I liked his look. The gentlemen was dressed casually and cleanly, and looked and acted normal enough, everything I expect from a potential client at this spa. I asked Mamasan has she ever seen this guy and she replied no he looked like a first time customer, but perhaps he has come when she wasn't in the store one day, but she didn't recognize him. So, Funbill and Blambo and all the rest of you scared-dy cats, who can't handle being seen, follow suit and take notice of this fine, mature, level-headed and normal gentleman. That's all there is too it, whether someone is in the lot or not, whether it's me or anyone, just park your car, get right out, and calmy yet in a normal stride walk straight to the door and go in if its unlocked or ring to be let in. If this guy can do it, so can anybody. Afterall, you're just their for a bodywork session, nothing else. Thank you kind sir, you proved my point. You acted normal and non-paranoid, which is more than I can say about many of the other babies. You saw Buffett, Purplemoon, big deal. You saw he was with the Mamasan, and that they are friends, and I hope your session was nice. I never asked Lily details. Now you know who I am, the car I drive, and that none of it is a big deal. And I saw you and your car and no big deal. I have reasons to be around this spa, the people who work there are my family and extended family. I hope everyone finally gets it, and if they want a session while in the area, please do not hesitate or be scared or embarrassed to come by, as this fine gentlemen proved that there is nothing to it, and that's the truth. They really try hard to please each and every client and welcome you all to visit. Thank you sir, as this encounter proved my point.

First off, thanks for the welcome pm you sent, my response stands firm.

Are you kidding with this stuff? You sit in the parking lot observing? I hate to inform you but while you call out gents for their behavior you may want to grab a mirror. At the end of the day, a guy will be much better off driving half a mile down to Marrett.

**Member #5637** · 09-02-14 08:56

Originally Posted by FunBill [View Original Post]

It's getting old? Are you serious? What are you doing spying on other customers? People like to play safe and stay safe. If I noticed some guy monitoring the parking lot I would be out of there in a shot too. Not sure what you're expecting but the behavior you're observing is far from immature.

With mamasan in my passenger seat parked right in front of windows and near the front door at School st. , just prior to a road trip, a customer in a black suv arrived in the lot at 1:05 pm, and parked normally, got right out of his vehicle without delay, and calmly walked unhurriedly and normally behind my sedan without rushing or hiding his face (sans sunglasses and hat,) and went into Lavender as a walk in. All the while I made clear visual contact with him and even gave him a friendly, quick head nod. There were no words exchanged, and he didn't nod back, but we saw each other and all was fine. I liked his look. The gentlemen was dressed casually and cleanly, and looked and acted normal enough, everything I expect from a potential client at this spa. I asked Mamasan has she ever seen this guy and she replied no he looked like a first time customer, but perhaps he has come when she wasn't in the store one day, but she didn't recognize him. So, Funbill and Blambo and all the rest of you scared-dy cats, who can't handle being seen, follow suit and take notice of this fine, mature, level-headed and normal gentleman. That's all there is too it, whether someone is in the lot or not, whether it's me or anyone, just park your car, get right out, and calmy yet in a normal stride walk straight to the door and go in if its unlocked or ring to be let in. If this guy can do it, so can anybody. Afterall, you're just their for a bodywork session, nothing else. Thank you kind sir, you proved my point. You acted normal and non-paranoid, which is more than I can say about many of the other babies. You saw Buffett, Purplemoon, big deal. You saw he was with the Mamasan, and that they are friends, and I hope your session was nice. I never asked Lily details. Now you know who I am, the car I drive, and that none of it is a big deal. And I saw you and your car and no big deal. I have reasons to be around this spa, the people who work there are my family and extended family. I hope everyone finally gets it, and if they want a session while in the area, please do not hesitate or be scared or embarrassed to come by, as this fine gentlemen proved that there is nothing to it, and that's the truth. They really try hard to please each and every client and welcome you all to visit. Thank you sir, as this encounter proved my point.

**MongerExpert** · 09-01-14 19:25

Originally Posted by Deb4512 [View Original Post]

It's $80 an hour. Would any of you gentlemen partake? Do you think this is a good business concept for men? http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ip-21/27268743.

I may partake in this, but the selection is extremely limited. On the plus side it's cheaper than an escort, and equivalent to or close to a happy ending massage. Obviously you'd have to be an idiot to try something sexual, but it's only a website so how in the world would they know if the snuggler's turn into tuggler's? The foot fetish seems a little more extreme, and in some cases the foot model allow's the client to jerk off. This website walks a thin line, and I don't see any reviews either.

**Nrlmus** · 08-31-14 22:29

Originally Posted by Nrlmus [View Original Post]

I wonder if we should emulate that?

http://www.japantoday.com/category/n..._2014-08-27_AM

The follow up:

http://www.japantoday.com/category/n..._2014-09-01_AM

We should emulate this.

**Moogaar1** · 08-31-14 00:15

Anyone know of a lactating provider in the MA / NH / RI area? I tried to make an appointment with "Lactating Molly" but she not only kept cancelling the appointment, she stole my deposit which she asked for as I was a first timer.

**Smoke Screen** · 08-30-14 20:41

Originally Posted by PwHerman [View Original Post]

On a separate note I see the big divide on sides in terms of Massholes, almost as distinct as Democrats vs. Republicans. FWIW, I side with the Yards, Yellows, and Bacon.

I would rather not side with anyone, I like to work alone.

**Deb4512** · 08-30-14 10:19

Happy Saturday and Labor Day weekend!

**Deb4512** · 08-30-14 10:06

He says he knows some inside info about stings now in Woburn and then in the middle of Sept. In the North Shore. Just thought I'd help to give you the heads up.

**Member #4868** · 08-29-14 21:59

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

Goddess Girlfriends? Relatively cheap Streetwalkers transformed into expensive escorts. Yes I still see some of them on the streets as well. To think that some who follow this website faithfully have been fooled by this ruse.

Never, and I mean never, did I see the allure of Kats girls. Yet many on the board put them on a Playboy centerfold pedestal.

On a separate note I see the big divide on sides in terms of Massholes, almost as distinct as Democrats vs. Republicans. FWIW, I side with the Yards, Yellows, and Bacon.

**Yardape08** · 08-29-14 21:03

Originally Posted by Yellowfever023 [View Original Post]

I have seen a lot of those girls working the main streets, back streets and side streets of Brockton.

Goddess Girlfriends? Relatively cheap Streetwalkers transformed into expensive escorts. Yes I still see some of them on the streets as well. To think that some who follow this website faithfully have been fooled by this ruse.

**Yellowfever023** · 08-29-14 20:44

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

I'm not going to look anything up in the dictionary but let's be serious here. There are thousands of "escorts" who have been reviewed on these threads. I can't think of one that doesn't have sex for $. The word escort as used in the prostitution arena was conjured up to soften the blow and make things seem more palatable for both the seeker and the girl alike. And I suppose the massage girls are not prostitutes either but rather "masseuses". And then we have the Brockton streetwalkers who are magically transformed into escorts simply by having a few photos taken and being placed on the Goddess Girlfriend's website but after all they're just seeking extra $ for college LOL. I'm sure the extra $ isn't for anything nefarious such as feeding a Heroin addiction. I think Deb would admit she is a prostitute and there's nothing wrong with that it's just a word.

I have seen a lot of those girls working the main streets, back streets and side streets of Brockton.

**SpermSac** · 08-29-14 19:30

Originally Posted by BaconBites [View Original Post]

Message to all knights of the round belly. I'm putting down my sword. I'm done with the BS (for now). Sorry for offending you all with my opinions. Strictly pussy posting for now on. Peace out bitches.

BB.

Agreed.

But if it starts up again be prepared to become FRIED BACON and I think Deb can cook!

But so that you don't go away with piss in your corn flakes we will wear a T shirt in your honor.

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**Smoke Screen** · 08-29-14 18:10

Originally Posted by BaconBites [View Original Post]

I will try to be more like you in the future.

BB.

You couldn't hold a candle to me.

**Smoke Screen** · 08-29-14 18:06

Originally Posted by BaconBites [View Original Post]

Message to all knights of the round belly. I'm putting down my sword. I'm done with the BS (for now). Sorry for offending you all with my opinions. Strictly pussy posting for now on. Peace out bitches.

BB.

I'm betting that won't last long, you're as addicted to a good fight as much as I am.

**Smoke Screen** · 08-29-14 18:04

Originally Posted by BaconBites [View Original Post]

Like Ledger? The persons whos level you stooped? Name calling, making vague threats to him, even going so far as trying to confront him in person? You are no better. Actually, you may have over stepped the line. I have never threatened anyone. We all have issues. Don't pretend you are any better.

This shit was between her and me. If you can't handle what is written then don't open the Massholes thread. I didn't jump into the ledger fight when you and him were going at it. You said your peace and so did he. I didn't ask you to change. Don't ask me.

BB.

You really are stupid aren't you. I never threatened Ledger, he threatened me, and said to meet him in Chinatown. All I did was take him up on meeting him. I spent almost 5 hours there and he never showed up. I had 2 massages while I was there, going back and forth between massages, dinner and coffee.

I don't have to pretend I'm better than you, I'm way better.

You're right, the shit was between her & you, so does that mean I can't comment on you disgusting ways?

I can handle whatever you write, but that doesn't mean I have to accept it.