Escort Reports

**Rito1** · 11-05-11 16:50

Originally Posted by Leggeddog [View Original Post]

FYI Girls when you take a photo of yourself, try using a nice place way too many photos are taken in a messy bedroom, or an dirty room. A turn off for me and will nt be getting any of my business. Just my. 02

It would not hurt them to smile either. I see to many pics that look like someone is forcing them to take it.

You have to make me want to see you.

**Hank The Dwarf** · 11-05-11 16:15

I had the pleasure of meeting this girl.

You have probably not seen my posts in this forum except for the preceding Zimbabwe hoax that I just couldn't pass up on.

So, seriously this report is for REAL.

She sounded soo sexy on the phone I could hardly wait for her arrival from out of state, and she was on time!

When she emerged from her car, I instantly went to full mast wood.

It was almost as if she was my fiance and we had finally been reunited after a long separation.

She was all over me almost as much as I was over her like like an octopus, right therE in the street, sweet, the sensuous tonguing had me so anxious, like high school

Intensity.

When we entered the hotel room, and as she locked the room's door, she never took her eyes off me.

BTW, I am no Adonis, Clarabell is a more worthy description, being so short and having size 15-16 shoes.

She began more deep French kissing, then pushed, no, threw me backwards (gently though) onto the bed.

She got on top and drove her tongue down my throat.

Some of the best French kissing I have had, ever.

Eventually, she worked her way down to my dick, slowly, the long way.

Man did she make love to my dick, deep throated the whole thing, and it was so great it was hard not to pop.

And, he liked it as much as I did!

I finally got her on her back and made my way down from her mouth to her sweet, clean, fresh and hairless pussy.

She deftly put the condom on so smoothly, I didn't even realize it was on.

Every position from her ankles over her shoulders, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side by side, spooning her pussy from behind, (I do not do anal, but I think if I was so

Inclined it would have been easier than hitting the pussy, and I think she is into that, don't know, you'll have to ask her yourself) was just fantastic.

Best $300 I ever spent, and you are wasting your money on anyone else!

How many times have you spent $100-$200 and been disappointed?

She is a pleaser and I have to give her the highest rating ever!

And I've had a few.

**Hank The Dwarf** · 11-05-11 15:29

Originally Posted by Jim Mack [View Original Post]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

Updated: Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 1:21 PM EDT.

Published : Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 7:46 AM EDT.

(NewsCore). A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night.

Sunday Moyo. 28, was found by police officers performing a sex act on the donkey, who was lying on the ground tied to a tree, just after 4:00am local time, a court in Zvishavane, about 185 miles (300 kilometers) south of the capital Harare, heard.

He was arrested Monday in the Mandava township of Zvishavane and charged with bestiality, the New Zimbabwe newspaper reported.

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court,"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

He also claimed he was in love with the animal, telling the court,"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," The Herald newspaper reported.

Read more:

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news...#ixzz1cbAdQ4hw

I thought I was the only one this happened to.

So, others in Zimbabwe have experienced this too.

Don'tcha hate that?

What a waste of $100. 00.

Yep, five times before I left.

I am still in love with her.

I think I got her Pregnant.

HtD

**Leggeddog** · 11-05-11 11:01

FYI Girls when you take a photo of yourself, try using a nice place way too many photos are taken in a messy bedroom, or an dirty room. A turn off for me and will nt be getting any of my business. Just my. 02

**Playgirls** · 11-03-11 11:20

Originally Posted by Kit Kat [View Original Post]

As some of you have noticed, I've been taking a well deserved vacation for the last week or so. My partner Jack has now joined me on my vacation. Because of this, Royal Touch will be closed until Sunday November 6th. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause. But rest assured, we will be back, and we'll also be adding three brand new girls to the Royal Touch family when we return.

Xoxo Kat oxox

Hope you both enjoy your vacation. Hopefully it's somewhere warm.

Jim

**Kit Kat** · 11-03-11 10:24

As some of you have noticed, I've been taking a well deserved vacation for the last week or so. My partner Jack has now joined me on my vacation. Because of this, Royal Touch will be closed until Sunday November 6th. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause. But rest assured, we will be back, and we'll also be adding three brand new girls to the Royal Touch family when we return.

Xoxo Kat oxox

**BabblingHooker** · 11-02-11 21:44

Originally Posted by Jim Mack [View Original Post]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

LOL. Today was a rough day. Strenuous photoshoot. I needed to stroll into USA and get this laugh! Thanks JimMack!

I think he fell in love because she could back that ass up! Hahahaha.

**Jim Mack** · 11-02-11 20:46

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

Updated: Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 1:21 PM EDT.

Published : Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 7:46 AM EDT.

(NewsCore). A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night.

Sunday Moyo. 28, was found by police officers performing a sex act on the donkey, who was lying on the ground tied to a tree, just after 4:00am local time, a court in Zvishavane, about 185 miles (300 kilometers) south of the capital Harare, heard.

He was arrested Monday in the Mandava township of Zvishavane and charged with bestiality, the New Zimbabwe newspaper reported.

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court,"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

He also claimed he was in love with the animal, telling the court,"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," The Herald newspaper reported.

Read more: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news...#ixzz1cbAdQ4hw

**Deb4512** · 10-28-11 08:56

Not too young though. And prefer not to give out too much personal info due to the fact of being married.

**Rexxbreefs** · 10-27-11 09:09

There's a recent posting by a fellow gentleman whose seen her. I was able to connect with her on her final night in Boston and glad I did. This experience was one of the best. Was fairly simple to arrange the rendezvous at a Boston hotel. Yoko is very friendly and pretty; we immediately connected. Fast FWD to the BBBJ. Oh my god. My dick was literally dancing from it! Time to slap the cover on and she climbed up for a long hard ride, switch to some good doggy then finishing with mish. All the while it was a fantasy come true for me and I was very impressed at my performance with this porn star. After finishing I asked her to lay with me for a few minutes to cool down together. Then she offered me a massage which was very good! Was there just a little over an hour, no rushing whatsoever we also had some interesting small talk. I don't know if I'll ever see her again but she rocked my world. And I hope I rocked hers a little too.

**Skirtchaser7** · 10-26-11 05:12

Saw Katie of Royaltouchescort. Com about 2 months ago. Sorry I'm just now posting. She is young, beautiful, and a nice body. She's in demand, and was sore from being pounded too much during the previous days. This limited us to mostly missionary position. But that at least went quite well. Also the CBJ was good, and long. Would have liked to have pounded her from the rear, too. All in all, I'll probably repeat. I gave her a $20 tip, in addition to the usual hour fee of RoyalEscort. It was my first time with this agency, and I'll be calling them again.

**Nrlmus** · 10-26-11 01:41

Originally Posted by Ho Hunter 328 [View Original Post]

I can't speak on AMPs, but I find that is fairly common among providers. I'd say about 60% of the girls I see will provide that level of attention (although sometimes you do need to request it). I know one provider in particular who can deep throat and lick my balls at the same time. Now that is rare, of the literally hundreds of providers I've seen over the years, only 3 could do that. Of those three, only one is still in the business.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

Yea. I know. I only knew one who could do that. Unfortunately none around here

**Ho Hunter 328** · 10-25-11 21:30

Originally Posted by Nrlmus [View Original Post]

What really impresses me about that Japanese girl is that there are certain things she is doing that nobody else that I know does, and I've never had done to me even in Asian massage parlors. For example she's really into BBBJ and does it well but while she is working your thing she is not only sucking on it like there is no tomorrow but she also makes her tongue work all around your ding-a-ding while never letting it out of your mouth. That's takes skill, gentlemen, that's takes skill, let alone love of art; work ethic the dedication.

I can't speak on AMPs, but I find that is fairly common among providers. I'd say about 60% of the girls I see will provide that level of attention (although sometimes you do need to request it). I know one provider in particular who can deep throat and lick my balls at the same time. Now that is rare, of the literally hundreds of providers I've seen over the years, only 3 could do that. Of those three, only one is still in the business.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

**Member #4675** · 10-25-11 12:21

http://newhampshire.backpage.com/Fem...dgt-20/2598325

Read a review that her hygiene was bad, but I still went and visited her, She host's in a condo complex in manchester nh.

Setting up was real easy, She buzzed me in, and led me into a tiny bedroom, that smelled awful. Dirty bed, foul odor of feet just nasty.

Handed her 150 for 30 minutes, takes off her jeans, and the whiff of body odor got me limp. Asked for BBBJ, she said everthing is covered.

Tells me we need to get this done quick because her boyfreind is in the other room, I was ready to ask for my doanation back.

Went thru with it, Offered me any position I wanted, tried doggie and missinary, the smell was unbearable. Finished and she kept looking out the window.

I left and would not return, told me she gives all her money to her boyfreind, Cute girl nice body, but the BO and boyfreind situation will not.

Get me back in there,

**Nrlmus** · 10-24-11 23:09

Went to see Yoko who is visiting from New York and who I'm seeing for the second time. Just like a time before it was a very good experience.

What really impresses me about that Japanese girl is that there are certain things she is doing that nobody else that I know does, and I've never had done to me even in Asian massage parlors. For example she's really into BBBJ and does it well but while she is working your thing she is not only sucking on it like there is no tomorrow but she also makes her tongue work all around your ding-a-ding while never letting it out of your mouth. That's takes skill, gentlemen, that's takes skill, let alone love of art; work ethic the dedication.

She sure knows how to fuck and her nipples get hard as two little stones from your first touch. I've known way too many providers who can scream with the best of them but touch their tits once and you know she's working. Not this one. Her tits are shapely, and sensitive, she has this typical large version of Japanese bosoms, round, meaty, perky, large and hard. You see it for example with Japanese porn star Sakura Sakurada. She is not fat but definitely is a wide-shaped girl, kind of like another Japanese porn star Fujiko Kano.

The other thing Yoko does well is she gives a killer back rub, knows all the right pressure points and today towards the end of our session I actually asked her to walk on me. She didn't do that but changed to using her feet to massage my back which she's done masterfully, using her feet to apply perfect pressure to my neck and the shoulder blades. If you go and see her definitely try this. I know I will.

You can get her contact info, photos and even videos from her website japaneseyoko with most common prefix and the ending. I saw that she's also covered quite extensively in theeroticreview. If you google Yoko Suzuki + escort. You get an ample idea what you're in for. She said she'd advertizing on Boston backpage tomorrow and she should be here at least the whole day tomorrow, maybe Wednesday too.