Escort Reports

**Ho Hunter 328** · 11-13-11 16:18

Here's another one of Kat's new girls. Two down, and two to go. It's been a busy weekend for me.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

**Member #4772** · 11-13-11 00:08

Originally Posted by Shenm86 [View Original Post]

Started chatting with this chick from a dating site and apparently she's out in Medford doing both incall & outcall:

http://form.jotform.com/form/1304062...Display=1&prev

Looks pretty good but haven't toftt yet. She sent me a pic but not sure how legit she is (she listed herself being in Oklahoma but when I talked to her she said she's in Medford). Any thoughts?

The PIC she sent you looks nothing like any from her site.

Got bad vibes about this

**Shenm86** · 11-12-11 23:24

Started chatting with this chick from a dating site and apparently she's out in Medford doing both incall & outcall:

http://form.jotform.com/form/1304062...Display=1&prev

Looks pretty good but haven't toftt yet. She sent me a pic but not sure how legit she is (she listed herself being in Oklahoma but when I talked to her she said she's in Medford). Any thoughts?

**Ho Hunter 328** · 11-11-11 06:21

Kat tells me she's been pretty busy since she's returned from her vacation. I guess four new girls have contacted her looking for employment. Here's a couple of shots of the first of them. So without any further ado, I give you Lexxi.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

**Hank The Dwarf** · 11-07-11 16:53

For a good time, you got to call KatieKuda, AKA the BabblingHooker.

She will be back in December.

If she doesn't contact you with her digits, let me know, because I will give out her digits to most seniors.

HtD.

Original post:
You have probably not seen my posts in this forum except for the preceding Zimbabwe hoax that I just couldn't pass up on.

So, seriously this report is for REAL.

Nice review Hank. Sounded like a nice time.

Is she still around?

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**Fiberglass** · 11-07-11 08:53

[QUOTE=Hank The Dwarf; 1311725]I had the pleasure of meeting this girl.

You have probably not seen my posts in this forum except for the preceding Zimbabwe hoax that I just couldn't pass up on.

So, seriously this report is for REAL.

Nice review Hank. Sounded like a nice time.

Is she still around?

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**Long Slide** · 11-05-11 19:59

Originally Posted by Leggeddog [View Original Post]

FYI Girls when you take a photo of yourself, try using a nice place way too many photos are taken in a messy bedroom, or an dirty room. A turn off for me and will nt be getting any of my business. Just my. 02

I've always thought that taking at least one photo in front of a known landmark provides some degree of authenticity.

Messy apartments aren't very welcoming, but I guess it's better to know ahead of time, then to find out when you get there.

Personally, I enjoy seeing photos taken in bathrooms. You know the ones, where it's hard to notice anything else other than the pimple puss squirted all over the glass mirror.

Mmmm. Now THATS attractive!

**Rito1** · 11-05-11 16:50

Originally Posted by Leggeddog [View Original Post]

FYI Girls when you take a photo of yourself, try using a nice place way too many photos are taken in a messy bedroom, or an dirty room. A turn off for me and will nt be getting any of my business. Just my. 02

It would not hurt them to smile either. I see to many pics that look like someone is forcing them to take it.

You have to make me want to see you.

**Hank The Dwarf** · 11-05-11 16:15

I had the pleasure of meeting this girl.

You have probably not seen my posts in this forum except for the preceding Zimbabwe hoax that I just couldn't pass up on.

So, seriously this report is for REAL.

She sounded soo sexy on the phone I could hardly wait for her arrival from out of state, and she was on time!

When she emerged from her car, I instantly went to full mast wood.

It was almost as if she was my fiance and we had finally been reunited after a long separation.

She was all over me almost as much as I was over her like like an octopus, right therE in the street, sweet, the sensuous tonguing had me so anxious, like high school

Intensity.

When we entered the hotel room, and as she locked the room's door, she never took her eyes off me.

BTW, I am no Adonis, Clarabell is a more worthy description, being so short and having size 15-16 shoes.

She began more deep French kissing, then pushed, no, threw me backwards (gently though) onto the bed.

She got on top and drove her tongue down my throat.

Some of the best French kissing I have had, ever.

Eventually, she worked her way down to my dick, slowly, the long way.

Man did she make love to my dick, deep throated the whole thing, and it was so great it was hard not to pop.

And, he liked it as much as I did!

I finally got her on her back and made my way down from her mouth to her sweet, clean, fresh and hairless pussy.

She deftly put the condom on so smoothly, I didn't even realize it was on.

Every position from her ankles over her shoulders, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side by side, spooning her pussy from behind, (I do not do anal, but I think if I was so

Inclined it would have been easier than hitting the pussy, and I think she is into that, don't know, you'll have to ask her yourself) was just fantastic.

Best $300 I ever spent, and you are wasting your money on anyone else!

How many times have you spent $100-$200 and been disappointed?

She is a pleaser and I have to give her the highest rating ever!

And I've had a few.

**Hank The Dwarf** · 11-05-11 15:29

Originally Posted by Jim Mack [View Original Post]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

Updated: Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 1:21 PM EDT.

Published : Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 7:46 AM EDT.

(NewsCore). A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night.

Sunday Moyo. 28, was found by police officers performing a sex act on the donkey, who was lying on the ground tied to a tree, just after 4:00am local time, a court in Zvishavane, about 185 miles (300 kilometers) south of the capital Harare, heard.

He was arrested Monday in the Mandava township of Zvishavane and charged with bestiality, the New Zimbabwe newspaper reported.

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court,"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

He also claimed he was in love with the animal, telling the court,"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," The Herald newspaper reported.

Read more:

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news...#ixzz1cbAdQ4hw

I thought I was the only one this happened to.

So, others in Zimbabwe have experienced this too.

Don'tcha hate that?

What a waste of $100. 00.

Yep, five times before I left.

I am still in love with her.

I think I got her Pregnant.

HtD

**Leggeddog** · 11-05-11 11:01

FYI Girls when you take a photo of yourself, try using a nice place way too many photos are taken in a messy bedroom, or an dirty room. A turn off for me and will nt be getting any of my business. Just my. 02

**Playgirls** · 11-03-11 11:20

Originally Posted by Kit Kat [View Original Post]

As some of you have noticed, I've been taking a well deserved vacation for the last week or so. My partner Jack has now joined me on my vacation. Because of this, Royal Touch will be closed until Sunday November 6th. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause. But rest assured, we will be back, and we'll also be adding three brand new girls to the Royal Touch family when we return.

Xoxo Kat oxox

Hope you both enjoy your vacation. Hopefully it's somewhere warm.

Jim

**Kit Kat** · 11-03-11 10:24

As some of you have noticed, I've been taking a well deserved vacation for the last week or so. My partner Jack has now joined me on my vacation. Because of this, Royal Touch will be closed until Sunday November 6th. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause. But rest assured, we will be back, and we'll also be adding three brand new girls to the Royal Touch family when we return.

Xoxo Kat oxox

**BabblingHooker** · 11-02-11 21:44

Originally Posted by Jim Mack [View Original Post]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

LOL. Today was a rough day. Strenuous photoshoot. I needed to stroll into USA and get this laugh! Thanks JimMack!

I think he fell in love because she could back that ass up! Hahahaha.

**Jim Mack** · 11-02-11 20:46

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

Updated: Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 1:21 PM EDT.

Published : Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 7:46 AM EDT.

(NewsCore). A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night.

Sunday Moyo. 28, was found by police officers performing a sex act on the donkey, who was lying on the ground tied to a tree, just after 4:00am local time, a court in Zvishavane, about 185 miles (300 kilometers) south of the capital Harare, heard.

He was arrested Monday in the Mandava township of Zvishavane and charged with bestiality, the New Zimbabwe newspaper reported.

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court,"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

He also claimed he was in love with the animal, telling the court,"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," The Herald newspaper reported.

Read more: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news...#ixzz1cbAdQ4hw