Escort Reports

[Hubfish]

I think it is, because I recognize the first pic of the girl on the left which is nikki and I saw her a few times in the apt when she was egg and also cb.

I agree definitely Nikki. Anyone heard anything?

[Yardape08]

Finally got to meet Krystal recently. I had actually first read some reviews on here some time ago which initially piqued my interest. She was described as a petite spinner which got my libido pretty revved up. I am really more interested in GFE and although the reviewer had positive things to say they were rather non-specific. CBJ and FS was mentioned however there was nothing about kissing or DATY. One thing that stood out however was her level of enthusiasm so over the months she was always in the back of my mind. Although I desire total GFE I have always said that I can live with a CBJ if other areas such as passionate kissing are included. When some recent reviews recently surfaced on another board my interest in her took on a renewed vigor.

Initial communication was done through texting and she was very polite and friendly. Due to her incall location I was pretty much limited to a weekend visit and my first couple of attempts to meet her fell through due to scheduling conflicts on both ends. Not to be deterred I texted her again last weekend and she answered right away and an appointment was scheduled for 90 minutes later.

Typical 2 call system and arrived in the general area and was given her address. She shares a decent sized apartment with a roommate who I didn't get to meet as she sent her out while I was there. I hope the roommate was a girl so as not to ruin my fantasy LOL! She greeted me at the door wearing sexy attire and immediately put her arms around me and we began to kiss. I held her tight and kept my mouth fastened to hers increasing the intensity and she met me with equal fervor. At this point I have to admit I was thinking jackpot! I have seen too many girls over the past few months who just weren't into it at the level I desire and it was nice to feel such intimacy right from the get go.

We parted from our embrace and I gave her the donation and she suggested I get more comfortable so I sat down to take off my sneakers and undress. We went back to DFK and she asked me to lay on the bed with her. I helped her remove her bra and panties as we fell back on her bed and kissed some more. She reached over to grab a condom and I politely asked her if we could wait and told her I'd really love to eat her pussy and she willingly laid on her back and I knelt on the floor next to the bed and beckoned her over to the side. The first couple of licks had her electric-she was very responsive. She tasted so good as she urged me on with her dirty talk. Nothing turns me on more than a girl who is vocal during intimacy. I was very excited and told her I think it was a good time for the condom.

She turned around on her knees to reach for it and as I gazed at her beautiful young ass I couldn't resist eating her from behind. I began by licking her pretty little butthole and then moving down to her pussy. She really seemed to love it. She mentioned getting some lube to help with my impending entry and as I kept eating her she remarked that she was so wet she wouldn't need it after all. She put the cover on and began sucking. I normally don't feel much with a CBJ but I think I was so aroused up to this point that I almost lost it and had to tell her to go easy. She kept talking dirty about how much she wanted my big cock in her tight young pussy and as she lay on her back I maneuvered into a reverse 69 position with me hovering over her and began to lick her some more. Everything felt so spontaneous and lustful.

I told her I wanted to be inside of her and began in mish. After I stuck it in she told me she wanted to spread her legs as wide as she could so I could fuck her good. She was thrusting back at me and I was so turned on I had to try and take charge of the tempo before I lost it. She asked if she could get on top and this is where she really went wild riding up and down as she rubbed her clit to orgasm. I had her lay back next to me and we DFK some more and then she asked me if I wanted to eat her pussy some more. I went back to her tasty snatch for awhile and then asked her if we could try doggie and she assumed the position.

She asked me to ease it in slow and I began thrusting nice and slow eventually increasing to a rapid fire pace. I pulled out half exhausted and she asked if I had come to which I replied I had not and asked if she would stroke me to completion since BBBJ was not on the menu. She laid on her back and had me kneel above her torso and she began stroking me with an exquisite and sensual light touch telling me how much she wanted to see my come. I came all over her body and she as she admired her accomplishment.

I was fully satiated at this point. She asked me to grap some wipes on her nightstand as she cleaned herself up and then proceeded to clean me up as well which I thought was a very considerate touch. As I dressed we began to chat and she asked me if I enjoyed myself and made sure I hadn't felt rushed. I had paid for an hour and neither of us had looked at a clock the whole time. Everything was spontaneous and intimate just the way I like it and I told her she was exactly what I look for in a provider. I would have to rate her enthusiasm as among the best I have ever encountered. We had a very nice personal conversation and I told her I thought she seemed very level headed and there was no drama whatsoever. I look forward to seeing this delightful young creature again real soon.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...lt3-25/6138313

[Wayback]

Seriously? Smh.

I am a "f-cking weirdo"! I love to f-ck and from what I hear, that's unusual and "weird". Its also weird how I get goosebumps on my left thigh ONLY when a guy kisses me on the neck or when I'm gagging on see-ck. That's the only time? It's weird.

Anyhow, as for the issue at hand, providers on the site. We're here. We're queer and we're staying! Providers NEED to be on this site. My reviews give me pointers. If a guy says he liked that I flicked his shaft or that my place was clean, then I keep doing those things. Reviews are good guidance for girls. My reviews helped me shape my business. And, as a bisexual, I do see providers on my own. LOL, yes I use the cash you give me for my own DATY! Last night I actually took a provider on a date in Newport RI. She is touring, blonde, kinda chunky, sweet as pie! Now, I can't write a review on her for several reasons. But I did find her on a site like this one! Yum x a million! Also, this is how I meet my doubles partners!

However, I have stopped posting on boards (LOL, like the one that I'm posting on). It's not good for us providers to appear catty! I said,"If you won't say it in person then don't say it online." Funny enough, in my letter to MT, who wrote me before I wrote him, (but he also said our conversation would never go public so I guess he's also a liar?) I specifically say that providers shouldn't post here!

My ONLY PM to MT, :

MT,

I have nothing to hide. When you men discovered me on CL / CE, I had no clue what / who I was doing. Now, I have PLENTY of stellar reviews on four major sites. Yet, when anyone googles "Katie Kuada" he finds your words. No one sees my "Katie" reviews here.

So, as a new member to the * Provider Board, I've decided to stop posting here. I'm just going to advertise on Eros, , , and BP. It's just more economical for Rhode Island.

You will soon have your hobbyist board back to yourself.

Kisses,

Katie.

-

My advice to all providers is the same as my southern Mammy gave me,"Speak when spoken to"! I read. I PM replies. I touch myself to Hank's pictures, and I call it a night! LOL. You won't get s-it from me. I save that for your SO!

Ok. Boys. Be good. And be good to each other. It's s-x! It's supposed to be fun! I hate providers AND hobbyists who get angry and mean for no reason! As for me and Debbie (two Debbies actually) , we're planning a providers only BBQ! Yum, I can't wait! I've talked to her on the phone and via another site. She's quite nice! She is educated and it shows! I'd definitely take a reference from her.

Oh and boys, remember that providers talk! LOL, my name is BABBLING HOOKER. Of course I'm chatty! If a guy PMs me for a date, you'd be silly if you thought that I don't PM or call past girls that he reviewed. You may not know it, but I often / always check references. So. If you get on this board and blast a girl, then good luck meeting another highly reviewed girl! But look on the bright side, theres always druggies and SWs for. 4 CBJs! Hahaha. Just kidding.

Lastly, I told my story on the Birmingham board but I guess I should tell here since I have this unique opportunity. In summary, women don't know about these boards but you should WANT them to! When I started, I only planned to do a few dates so I could get my cable back on. I gave out some half ass service. I can TOTALLY admit it! I didn't know what I was doing. I advertised solely on the CL board and I had no intentions of seeing repeat clients. But then a guy told me that he wouldn't see me because I had bad reviews? So, as he told me, I googled my name 'Katie Kuada' which I go by now or 'Black Lady Rumford' as I was back then. And the reviews hurt! They hurt like hell! (I thought, how do I look bigger than I do in pictures? LOL. Those pro shots are from June?) So. I started reading here and on another site. And I learned that there's SO MUCH MORE than just cable money to be made if one does a good job. Plus I learned WHAT to do! (LOL, what? Men want to have some good DATY? Then I'll oblige!) now, I get good reviews every time! SO. I called up the guys that I screwed (well, the sexy ones) and offered some freebies. I tell EVERY provider, if you do bad, then give a good [free] BBBJ! Well, actually my line on the provider only board is,"Get on your knees". LOL, it pretty much solves eveything!

So I did what any good grad student would do, I quit my job and took a year off school! And now I'm planning a nationwide trip!

Sorry this message was so long. I do hate posting here but I had to speak my peace! Thanks to why'all who read it!

Kisses,

Katie.

P. S. I just left my cell in a hobbyists car! Not sure what I'm going to do yet but. Looks like I'm taking the rest of the day off! . LOL. Good thing he made me yum three times! So email or PM!

[BabblingHooker]

Babbling Hooker seems like a f-king weirdo.

Sorry, I just felt like being a sh-t disturber regarding another provider.

I am a "f-cking weirdo"! I love to f-ck and from what I hear, that's unusual and "weird". Its also weird how I get goosebumps on my left thigh ONLY when a guy kisses me on the neck or when I'm gagging on see-ck. That's the only time? It's weird.

Anyhow, as for the issue at hand, providers on the site. We're here. We're queer and we're staying! Providers NEED to be on this site. My reviews give me pointers. If a guy says he liked that I flicked his shaft or that my place was clean, then I keep doing those things. Reviews are good guidance for girls. My reviews helped me shape my business. And, as a bisexual, I do see providers on my own. LOL, yes I use the cash you give me for my own DATY! Last night I actually took a provider on a date in Newport RI. She is touring, blonde, kinda chunky, sweet as pie! Now, I can't write a review on her for several reasons. But I did find her on a site like this one! Yum x a million! Also, this is how I meet my doubles partners!

However, I have stopped posting on boards (LOL, like the one that I'm posting on). It's not good for us providers to appear catty! I said,"If you won't say it in person then don't say it online." Funny enough, in my letter to MT, who wrote me before I wrote him, (but he also said our conversation would never go public so I guess he's also a liar?) I specifically say that providers shouldn't post here!

My ONLY PM to MT, :

MT,

I have nothing to hide. When you men discovered me on CL / CE, I had no clue what / who I was doing. Now, I have PLENTY of stellar reviews on four major sites. Yet, when anyone googles "Katie Kuada" he finds your words. No one sees my "Katie" reviews here.

So, as a new member to the * Provider Board, I've decided to stop posting here. I'm just going to advertise on Eros, , , and BP. It's just more economical for Rhode Island.

You will soon have your hobbyist board back to yourself.

Kisses,

Katie.

-

My advice to all providers is the same as my southern Mammy gave me,"Speak when spoken to"! I read. I PM replies. I touch myself to Hank's pictures, and I call it a night! LOL. You won't get s-it from me. I save that for your SO!

Ok. Boys. Be good. And be good to each other. It's s-x! It's supposed to be fun! I hate providers AND hobbyists who get angry and mean for no reason! As for me and Debbie (two Debbies actually) , we're planning a providers only BBQ! Yum, I can't wait! I've talked to her on the phone and via another site. She's quite nice! She is educated and it shows! I'd definitely take a reference from her.

Oh and boys, remember that providers talk! LOL, my name is BABBLING HOOKER. Of course I'm chatty! If a guy PMs me for a date, you'd be silly if you thought that I don't PM or call past girls that he reviewed. You may not know it, but I often / always check references. So. If you get on this board and blast a girl, then good luck meeting another highly reviewed girl! But look on the bright side, theres always druggies and SWs for. 4 CBJs! Hahaha. Just kidding.

Lastly, I told my story on the Birmingham board but I guess I should tell here since I have this unique opportunity. In summary, women don't know about these boards but you should WANT them to! When I started, I only planned to do a few dates so I could get my cable back on. I gave out some half ass service. I can TOTALLY admit it! I didn't know what I was doing. I advertised solely on the CL board and I had no intentions of seeing repeat clients. But then a guy told me that he wouldn't see me because I had bad reviews? So, as he told me, I googled my name 'Katie Kuada' which I go by now or 'Black Lady Rumford' as I was back then. And the reviews hurt! They hurt like hell! (I thought, how do I look bigger than I do in pictures? LOL. Those pro shots are from June?) So. I started reading here and on another site. And I learned that there's SO MUCH MORE than just cable money to be made if one does a good job. Plus I learned WHAT to do! (LOL, what? Men want to have some good DATY? Then I'll oblige!) now, I get good reviews every time! SO. I called up the guys that I screwed (well, the sexy ones) and offered some freebies. I tell EVERY provider, if you do bad, then give a good [free] BBBJ! Well, actually my line on the provider only board is,"Get on your knees". LOL, it pretty much solves eveything!

So I did what any good grad student would do, I quit my job and took a year off school! And now I'm planning a nationwide trip!

Sorry this message was so long. I do hate posting here but I had to speak my peace! Thanks to why'all who read it!

Kisses,

Katie

P. S. I just left my cell in a hobbyists car! Not sure what I'm going to do yet but. Looks like I'm taking the rest of the day off! . LOL. Good thing he made me yum three times! So email or PM!

[Nrlmus]

I for one thought the original thread was informative and based on opinion which this board is all about Providers should not come on this thread to clarify, challenge etc. I loose immediate interest in that provider when that happens.

I agree with that but I think other hobbyist should not be discouraged from expressing different experiences with the same provider or give their take on reviews of the fellow hobbyist too. Moreover we should be encouraged to do so.

[Nrlmus]

I for one thought the original thread was informative and based on opinion which this board is all about Providers should not come on this thread to clarify, challenge etc. I loose immediate interest in that provider when that happens.

Can we now just get back to finding new talent and reviewing the good hotties that keep us happy and grinning?

I agree. Providers should not be on this thread. They should just be allowed to post in Escort Classified or something, and that's that. If they have an issue with a hobbyist they should just PM him. Most of the time their postings just lead to useless commotion.

[Member #4868]

New 2 the site and I'm from mass can anyone put me on 2 sum good spots to go to hit me up in my inbox and definately tryin 2 a lurker LOL thanks.

Is this a joke?

".2 sum good spots hit me up."

I am curious if you are aware of the site you entered? I ask because we are, mostly, grown men who are serious about our adventures. And WE DO NOT correspond like we are teenie boppers chatting or texting!

Use proper English on your next post which should be a review. If you cannot do that please move on.

[Umbrellaman1]

Babbling Hooker seems like a f-king weirdo.

Sorry, I just felt like being a sh-t disturber regarding another provider.

WOW!

And I thought I got an earful from the Babbling Hooker when I merely suggested to some one on this board (when He posted asking for info) where to find reviews of Her on Her hometown board in Providence!

The whole purpose of this board, like Jack A Dogov stated, is to exchange info and experiences. This board has a separate place for providers to post.

We, as hobbyists, are here to help each other in an honest and unbiased way. It ALWAYS goes to say that depending on YOUR actions / looks / mood, YMMV with each provider. Just as WE have a provider type we REALLY like, there are types that the PROVIDER is attracted to, and more responsive with.

Let's just forget the back and forth, and as Jack Webb said "Just the Facts"!

[Nimbus22]

I for one thought the original thread was informative and based on opinion which this board is all about Providers should not come on this thread to clarify, challenge etc. I loose immediate interest in that provider when that happens.

Can we now just get back to finding new talent and reviewing the good hotties that keep us happy and grinning?

It's not a matter of Deb or Deana with Herpes Forever and with the way her reviews them. This is an opinion forum after all and everyone is entitled to form their own opinion on a provider. I know I wrote some negative reviews in the past too. It's the way he reacts to others contradicting him, that's the problem. The guy literally flips out. He begins calling other hobbyists names, demanding people stop analyzing him (Huh?) , called me and one other monger White Knights, insinuating that we were trying to suck up to providers when we dared (Oh my Goodness!) to disagree with some of his assertions.

I, for example, didn't feel that Deana's place was all that messy and noted that putting on a few pounds (something that he mentioned in his review) actually made her look better. Big freaking deal. So the guy goes "stop reviewing the reviewers you White Knight and stick to mongering." Gee man, get a life will you? And maybe go for some Anger Management classes at that too.

Now that's the problem with this Herpes guy, and not him reviewing Deb or Deana. It's the fact that he is going after other hobbyists on the forum if they dare to disagree with his impressions. That is besides his nickname which basically places every provider that he reviews under suspicion whether one watches whichever TV show it is that he is watching or not. I really believe that provocative nicknames should not be allowed on the forum, especially in this forum. Just imagine what if I start writing raving reviews for every chick on the backpage under the nickname "AIDS Addict". I bet, we'd be talking about an industry in crisis in no time.

[Nrlmus]

Okay, I don't have a horse in this race. I have never seen Debbie nor do I know herpesforever but let's look at the facts. Herpesforever in his review of Debbie was very reasonable. He was honest and very diplomatic.

In it he said that:

- He thought Debbie was a good person and therefore it was a tough review to write.

- That her apartment was a mess but it was no big deal.

- He didn't find her unattractive but she just wasn't his cup of tea.

- She is short and stout but nothing is sagging. (She has said herself that she is heavier.)

- She is a woman that we wouldn't look twice at but would engage us because of her personality.

None of these (again very diplomatically stated) things can be construed as "Debbie bashing" which is what she has accused him of on this forum. (Only Debbie and herpesforever know what was said in the PMs.)

She also said that he thought Deanna Santana was too heavy and that he didn't like her, neither of which he said. If you read his posts about Deanna, what he said was that she had put on a few pounds since her pictures were taken. He also said that she was a great lady and that she was tops.

Now Debbie has said to let sleeping dogs sleep and drop the issue and others have jumped to her defense. Okay great. I'm all for dropping it but Debbie should never have PM'd him complaining about his review. This site is for the exchange of information and opinion both good and bad. It is not strictly for reviews that meet with the approval of providers or fellow hobbyists for that matter.

Debbie, I will pass on to you a very good piece of advice given to me when I was younger;"You will live a much happier life if you accept the fact that not everyone is going to like you." In other words; get over it and move on.

Oh yeah Asket, here you go.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...day-39/5554697

It's not a matter of Deb or Deana with Herpes Forever and with the way her reviews them. This is an opinion forum after all and everyone is entitled to form their own opinion on a provider. I know I wrote some negative reviews in the past too. It's the way he reacts to others contradicting him, that's the problem. The guy literally flips out. He begins calling other hobbyists names, demanding people stop analyzing him (Huh?) , called me and one other monger White Knights, insinuating that we were trying to suck up to providers when we dared (Oh my Goodness!) to disagree with some of his assertions.

I, for example, didn't feel that Deana's place was all that messy and noted that putting on a few pounds (something that he mentioned in his review) actually made her look better. Big freaking deal. So the guy goes "stop reviewing the reviewers you White Knight and stick to mongering." Gee man, get a life will you? And maybe go for some Anger Management classes at that too.

Now that's the problem with this Herpes guy, and not him reviewing Deb or Deana. It's the fact that he is going after other hobbyists on the forum if they dare to disagree with his impressions. That is besides his nickname which basically places every provider that he reviews under suspicion whether one watches whichever TV show it is that he is watching or not. I really believe that provocative nicknames should not be allowed on the forum, especially in this forum. Just imagine what if I start writing raving reviews for every chick on the backpage under the nickname "AIDS Addict". I bet, we'd be talking about an industry in crisis in no time.

[MarriedTom]

WOW!

And I thought I got an earful from the Babbling Hooker when I merely suggested to some one on this board (when He posted asking for info) where to find reviews of Her on Her hometown board in Providence!

The whole purpose of this board, like Jack A Dogov stated, is to exchange info and experiences. This board has a separate place for providers to post.

We, as hobbyists, are here to help each other in an honest and unbiased way. It ALWAYS goes to say that depending on YOUR actions / looks / mood, YMMV with each provider. Just as WE have a provider type we REALLY like, there are types that the PROVIDER is attracted to, and more responsive with.

Let's just forget the back and forth, and as Jack Webb said "Just the Facts"!

[Member #5013]

My two cents. Haven seen Debbie myself. She is not for everyone. But like others said, if your not into the 100%looks and

Just like a woman who enjoys herself and makes you feel good at the same time. Well then Debbie is for you. If you want.

A tight ass and a tight body move on. It's that simple. But she does not deserve to be spoken badly of.

I wrote my review on on Deb which was fair. She pm me talking sh@t And being disrespectful. I have yet to say what I probably should have only out of the last pieces of respect I have for her.

More than one monger has pm me about her.

Thanks for the mongering advice.

[Jack A Dogov]

Okay, I don't have a horse in this race. I have never seen Debbie nor do I know herpesforever but let's look at the facts. Herpesforever in his review of Debbie was very reasonable. He was honest and very diplomatic.

In it he said that:

- He thought Debbie was a good person and therefore it was a tough review to write.
- That her apartment was a mess but it was no big deal.
- He didn't find her unattractive but she just wasn't his cup of tea.
- She is short and stout but nothing is sagging. (She has said herself that she is heavier.)
- She is a woman that we wouldn't look twice at but would engage us because of her personality.

None of these (again very diplomatically stated) things can be construed as "Debbie bashing" which is what she has accused him of on this forum. (Only Debbie and herpesforever know what was said in the PMs.)
She also said that he thought Deanna Santana was too heavy and that he didn't like her, neither of which he said. If you read his posts about Deanna, what he said was that she had put on a few pounds since her pictures were taken. He also said that she was a great lady and that she was tops.

Now Debbie has said to let sleeping dogs sleep and drop the issue and others have jumped to her defense. Okay great. I'm all for dropping it but Debbie should never have PM'd him complaining about his review. This site is for the exchange of information and opinion both good and bad. It is not strictly for reviews that meet with the approval of providers or fellow hobbyists for that matter.

Debbie, I will pass on to you a very good piece of advice given to me when I was younger; "You will live a much happier life if you accept the fact that not everyone is going to like you." In other words; get over it and move on.

Oh yeah Asket, here you go.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...day-39/5554697

[Loot212]

I private messaged you.

New 2 the site and I'm from mass can anyone put me on 2 sum good spots to go to hit me up in my inbox and definately tryin 2 a lurker LOL thanks.

[Member #4675]

Your getting involved in a disagreement between a monger and provider and taking the providers side. I know your slant Olepapa. Convince the others if you will. Furthermore, you don't write the truth. You write your opinion. Yours may be as different as mine. I respect that. I should hope you respect mine. Otherwise stay out of it. If you have a personal problem with me PM and we can settle it.

As for your girlfriend Deb.

If you read my first review I was fairly reasonable. But you know what? She sent me at least three PM's. Not very nice ones. Tell you what. This is our site to review providers. If they don't like it. Don't read it. No one is going to tell me not to review them.

Asket,

I say this to you my fellow monger. Go for it! Deb is the best ever! You will absolutely love it!

I would go for it it if I could see some pictures of her, link to ad please?