Streetwalker Reports

[Iceman20]

About 6 this morning, I was heading west on North and spotted a petite black babe walking east. She gave a little wave so I decided to swing around to check her out. I was running late but wanted to get a phone number if possible. Spoke with her on about 24th and got her number. 770 area code so don't know where she is from. But she seemed much nicer than most SW I run into. Called around 7:30 and she answered on the first ring. We discussed getting together Friday or Saturday. I'll finish this report then.

[Coochie Eater]

I caught a lucky break that day. Just fair warning. During the day, I would say definitely do not risk it. At night. You are likely to get away with a blow job in the car while driving.

Normally I'm all for anything that trips your trigger. You want to blow goats? Hell, I want to know what breed you like. You like fapping to pictures of peg-legged Mormon midgets, I want to know: Black, Asian or regular ol' cracker Mormons? Male or female?

But I feel I must propose a word of caution on this one. My rule for selling pot, robbing banks, fucking wh*res, or any illegal activity is this: Break one law at a time. If you're transporting kilos of cocaine from Chicago to Minneapolis, make sure all your tail lights and break lights are working. Set your cruise control at 1 mph under the limit, don't drink, smoke pot or snort part of your kilos as you drive. Pay attention. I can't believe the number of idiots who get caught doing criminal acts because of tail lights out.

So yeah, road head is great. There's a thrill of 1.) Doing something forbidden. 2.) Being seen by passers-by, especially semi drivers. 3.) The challenge of maintaining control, both of yourself and your vehicle, as you cum. 4.) Hoping the b1tch swallows, or at least spits out the window instead of letting your jism flow back down your shaft into your underwear. 5.) All the other thrills of cruising rolled into this delicious package.

But man, what if some asshole rear-ends you? What if in that split second of bliss you rear end someone else? What if the cops stop you and the b1tch drops a dime on you? What if they get you for pandering? What if. . .

You were in an accident and the b1tch bumps her head and bites your cock off?

So, I'm not saying not to do it, but for fuck's sake, use your head. Night only, off the beaten path, low traffic areas, rapid recovery plan, story prepared for cruising with hookers, in short, have all your contingencies covered. Yeah, I know, sex is always better uncovered, but MAN, imagine the WPS (Worst Possible Scenario) : You rear end a guy, the b1tch bites deeply into your cock, LE shows and questions you before you leave in the ambulance, the tw@t Has ditched her crack and pipe under the driver's seat, then claims you threatened to beat her if she didn't suck you, you get charged with pandering, possession and inattentive driving, they seize your car, your wife gets notified, your name put in the paper, and the ambulance, the emergency room and any medical treatment aren't covered because the injury was sustained during an illegal activity.

In short, stay safe out there.

[Milwaukee1]

All you need to enjoy head while driving is good self control. I've been with some gals who refuse to do it. One said the van bounced around too much over the potholed Milwaukee streets & she didn't like that. Another gal told me about some guy she knew who died in a car crash while getting head, so she insists we pull over.

In December, Wisconsin passed a law banning texting while driving. Is there a law that bans blowjobs while driving?

CM

I can assure you that if LEO sees you, they will be pulling you over. I was pulled over about two years ago while getting head from someone I picked up. We were driving down North 35th St from Wisconsin. On our way towards the park. LEO passed by and happened to see her head bob. Next thing you know he was busting a U-turn and I immediately had her sit up and zipped my pants just as I was being pulled over. This crazy heifer tried to say I was holding her against her will and had threatened her. Come to find out she was a known SW. Surprise, surprise! I was questioned separate from her and luckily she did not ever admit that she had taken money for services being rendered. Couple that with the fact that they did not catch me with my pants down and had only gotten a quick glimpse. I was given a stern warning. Thank God she did not have any dope or anything on her that I am sure would have been dropped in my car. I caught a lucky break that day. Just fair warning. During the day, I would say definitely do not risk it. At night. You are likely to get away with a blow job in the car while driving.

[MSN Man]

Road Head is GREAT, Some will but most are not willing up here in Madison. I do try and do this every now and then with not much luck. Just my. 02 cents on the matter. As always safe and happy hunting.

[Lonelyguy128]

All you need to enjoy head while driving is good self control. I've been with some gals who refuse to do it. One said the van bounced around too much over the potholed Milwaukee streets & she didn't like that. Another gal told me about some guy she knew who died in a car crash while getting head, so she insists we pull over.

In December, Wisconsin passed a law banning texting while driving. Is there a law that bans blowjobs while driving?

CM

I am pretty sure if LE catches you getting blown on the go they will find something to charge you with.

"All you need to enjoy head while driving is good self control"

Therein lies the problem for me, I lack self control, always have probably always will.

[Craven Morehead]

All you need to enjoy head while driving is good self control. I've been with some gals who refuse to do it. One said the van bounced around too much over the potholed Milwaukee streets & she didn't like that. Another gal told me about some guy she knew who died in a car crash while getting head, so she insists we pull over.

In December, Wisconsin passed a law banning texting while driving. Is there a law that bans blowjobs while driving?

CM

[Member #5933]

I saw something on North Avenue that always makes me chuckle. A gal in a skimpy top walking up & down, occasionally bending over extending her butt to the passing traffic, making out she's tying her shoe. She should have had a bullseye on her butt, or a sign saying: Give It To Me Baby.

I may be done with Tonya. She's now stopped giving CIM claiming it's nasty. There are plenty of other gals who'll do what I need, so that's where I'll be going.

I've been getting more & more head while driving recently. Recently I picked up Misty & drove up 27th while she blew me in rush hour traffic. I'm sure nobody is interested in what's happening.

Craven Moredrivinghead

This is one of my favorite things! Getting head while driving fast with top off. Course I use country roads due to extreme speeds. Good stuff indeed.

[Lonelyguy128]

I don't think I could get a BJ and drive at the same time. I would be enjoying the BJ more the paying attention to the road.

I agree with you David. I am distracted enough parking somewhere and watching for people to walk or drive up to me. Besides unlike Craven I have a car not a van. So, people in vans and SUVs could see what was going on in my car. Not that I really give a shit about most people driving by, but if someone was offended and called my license plate into LE that could be a problem. Or, if LE drives by that would be an even bigger problem.

[Davidonecall]

I saw something on North Avenue that always makes me chuckle. A gal in a skimpy top walking up & down, occasionally bending over extending her butt to the passing traffic, making out she's tying her shoe. She should have had a bullseye on her butt, or a sign saying: Give It To Me Baby.

I may be done with Tonya. She's now stopped giving CIM claiming it's nasty. There are plenty of other gals who'll do what I need, so that's where I'll be going.

I've been getting more & more head while driving recently. Recently I picked up Misty & drove up 27th while she blew me in rush hour traffic. I'm sure nobody is interested in what's happening in my van while they're driving along anyway.

Craven Moredrivinghead

I don't think I could get a BJ and drive at the same time. I would be enjoying the BJ more the paying attention to the road.

[Craven Morehead]

I saw something on North Avenue that always makes me chuckle. A gal in a skimpy top walking up & down, occasionally bending over extending her butt to the passing traffic, making out she's tying her shoe. She should have had a bullseye on her butt, or a sign saying: Give It To Me Baby.

I may be done with Tonya. She's now stopped giving CIM claiming it's nasty. There are plenty of other gals who'll do what I need, so that's where I'll be going.

I've been getting more & more head while driving recently. Recently I picked up Misty & drove up 27th while she blew me in rush hour traffic. I'm sure nobody is interested in what's happening in my van while they're driving along anyway.

Craven Moredrivinghead

[Lonelyguy128]

They are out there today guys. I picked up a petite young WSW, Kyla around 8th and Greenfield for a quick BBBJCIM for. 3. Upon closer look she was pretty rough looking and smelled like she had not bathed in a few days. She did a good job, but I did not ask for digits.

I was out earlier, around 11 am and saw hsw Yari (again) on Greenfield east of 6th. I also saw a BSW outside the liquor store at 6th and Maple. She gave me the look, was definitely working, but I did not have time. I was glad I found Kyla for relief a few hours later when I did have time.

[Huzkin]

You said you saw the usuals on greenfield. You mean like 28th and greenfield right. I'll have to try that area again but gas is so high, I don't want to waste it driving my cargo van all over town.

There is a petite latina and a white girl this is always on greenfield and 6th. It's like a gurantee if you pass by there enough times in one day. Both faces are 'eh', but their service is good. Body's are pretty petite to.

Then yes, I saw the one you were talking about on 28th and greenfield. Just when you see the same ones every time you cruise you think hmmm. If she is out this often, what are the chances she has some pretty 'bad' shit even if you are protecting yourself.

[Bvf Com]

It was my time of month again like a womens damn period.

Drove south side and north side.

Usually stick Lincoln to Green to National to Vilet, lisbon, North then home.

Saw the usual's on greenfield. Lincoln dead, saw one on National, then of course the auto-ones on Lisbon and North that you have to double look sometimes just to make sure there not men. Yet, with thilf comes talent on those streets.

Just waiting for the glory days of summer everyone talks about since I have yet to see it.

You said you saw the usuals on greenfield. You mean like 28th and greenfield right. I'll have to try that area again but gas is so high, I don't want to waste it driving my cargo van all over town.

[Huzkin]

It was my time of month again like a womens damn period.

Drove south side and north side.

Usually stick Lincoln to Green to National to Vilet, lisbon, North then home.

Saw the usual's on greenfield. Lincoln dead, saw one on National, then of course the auto-ones on Lisbon and North that you have to double look sometimes just to make sure there not men. Yet, with thilf comes talent on those streets.

Just waiting for the glory days of summer everyone talks about since I have yet to see it.

[Big Taco]

Any real news? This is called streetwalker reports.