Massage Parlor Reports

[MarkGew]

Thanks for the feedback, wasn't sure what to expect as most review here are about the same few places.

Yeah there's probably a half dozen of that caliber. I just seen it was your first post and put it out there.

I've had some awesome luck hitting unreviewed places still got one young special girl in Central Orlando I see occasionally that adamantly insist no reviews, they're out there.

[Fletch3]

Spoke to her briefly over the weekend. She will be back in Orlando some time in December. I know she has her fan club here.

[VitaminSteeb]

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Please don't feed the trolls.

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[BooBoo24]

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[MrNiceGuy3000]

Stopped in for another great massage. The girls are mostly really good looking here with some average ones on occasion. Today she was hot, and horny. Had a really fun time. Did all the classics. I love the mirrors next to the table, you can catch some great views. Never got her name but she was great. Would love to see her again before the month is over.

[Lebowski69]

TL; DR--noob says "meh" at 5-star.

Hello, first review / post, but I've been reading a while. I have almost as many questions as I do facts for the report, so bear with me while I try to format and word this correctly. Also, I'm WAY out of practice. Just got out of 25 yr monogamy, so "rusty" is the word, but I've been reading you guys and have the proper attitude, vocabulary and (I thought) expectations. My only deviation from advice here is that I was pretty fairly passive and undemanding, and quite gentle all the way through.

I had a dream last week with Lulu (6. 8/10) at 5-star near Colonial. First, I recommend looking at streetview on g maps because it's very easy to blow past it. As others have said, look for the Brazilian market.

Called the afternoon before to get a morning appt and was told Lulu and Koko would be there. Arrived on time, and Lulu was the only one there. She is what I'd consider a normal Chinese build, 5'2", thin, but not unwomanly. Breasts were B, maybe? I'm not good w / tits. Cute-ish round face. I had an "OK" time, not a great time, so I'll pepper throughout and end with reasons maybe why, and you guys can chime in if anything stands out as a faux pa on my part. For the standard Orlando pokemon cards I got 1 hr CFS.

She seemed nervous (as was I) and asked if I'd been there before and I told her yes, but a while ago (lie). I think it may have been because she was there by herself. Anyway, she said to lie face down, with no other instructions. I stripped completely. The massage then began face down. Light massage roaming to the butt. I tell her the rubbing is nice, but that's as much attention as I want there, and I ask about a TS, and she's like, "uh ok" so we do that. The "action" here foreshadows the rest of the dream. Everything was very formulaic, grind top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right, repeat 2 x. She did a nice soapy grind (my fav part) but never so much as looked at me. There were also these comically fake, almost pre-recorded moans at specifically timed intervals. Dried off and went back to table, face-up. Did some legs, buttocks, then got to the point w / L1 and L2. She was working her hands with the speed of a kung-fu master. It wasn't working for me. She went more to the L2 and I had to tell her AT LEAST TWICE that the teeth were way too much (WTF, I'm not that big and I'm still half-mast? She quickly jumped up, produced a cover and said something about "boom boom. " I almost turned it down because I have NEVER in my life responded well with covers. Waste of time for me, but this was all new, and I was ready to rock. So I got covered and she did a bit of ACG and RCG. No sensation because cover, so I asked about 69, and she assumed the position w / o cover. Our height difference was such that DATY was several inches down my chest. After I let her have a moment w / Thor, I gently grabbed her hips and pulled her up to my face. She said, "no" and something about touching her butt, so I just laid there a minute hoping that my first time was just a bummer (oh well, it happens, as I've learned here), despite all the positive reviews about the place. She eventually stands and is again speedrunning an orgasm mostly w / L1. I reach out to stroke her chest and shoulder, and she says, "no" again--something about touching her hair (Eventually, I kinda sorta finished and was expertly wiped down. She laid me back down and gave a lackluster, not massage, but. A rub? At that point, I thanked her and got up to dress.

EPILOGUE: Koko.

LOL. Right before I woke up, and in a complete detonation of that low-energy atmosphere, Koko runs in like a small wrecking ball. The last time I saw someone that. . . Happy, bouncy, and talkative was after my drummer and bass player came back from the bathroom right before second set. Mind you, this is 10:35 AM. She spent the next 10 minutes somewhat blocking the curtain's exit, pantomiming fellatio and female masturbation, talking a mile a minute begging for a hhr of my time. I'm thinking, "maybe later," but I'm a people pleaser, so I keep telling her I have to go, and she keeps blocking me and cracking us both up with her antics. I was finally able to get through and walk away into the light of morning. I'm certainly trying it again, but thinking maybe I need to spend more to have the dream I want, not a just an awkward sprint to the finish line.

FIN.

SO, gents, where was the problem? Was it her or me? To my credit, I was fresh as a daisy (had biz later that day), new haircut, groomed all over, wearing new clothes that fit. To my debit, I'm 6'4", 300 lbs. I do work out, but my genetics just laugh and stamps, "linebacker" on every cell produced. Tool is avg, never a complaint, but I am middle-aged so it doesn't spring to attention with a light breeze. So why did she behave with the demure of a Suwanee debutante? Was she nervous because she was by herself? Did she think I was LEO? (which would've been weird since she still did service), or was it just a bad day and I got the bum end of the stick? Thanks for reading, and thank you all for your write-ups. You brought this noob up to speed in a few short days worth of reading.

Sounds like a yrmv and it wasn't a connection. You may have been too gruff or there was a translation issue or she may not be a morning person. Lulus English is just ok so she may not understand you. I find that if your a gentlemen treat them well I'm seldom disappointed especially at 5 star. If it isn't your place there are many other places to. Try but if your not happy with 5 star I don't know where you find better service that's for sure. To each their own but having a good demeanor with these girls goes a long way. The dude abides.

[Goofy Gooner]

I'm guessing 150 + door fee??

Info appreciated! 'but' IMO you can do way better than that...spinners doing wild table showers, bbbj cim, never having to finish yourself off because most of the top spots the girls will get offended if they can't make you cum🤣
most current reviews are pretty accurate...

Thanks for the feedback, wasn't sure what to expect as most review here are about the same few places.

[RowdyReptile]

You lucky bastard saw Lulu last week she is an understudy to beautiful Tiffany. Add my ATF Jasmine and you have a dynamic duo. Lulu has a great body fantastic man made b's with such suckable nipples. Great shower work with some very spirited soapy nuru titty fucking and very intense tuma. In the room she was equally spirited with more tuma and tremendous bbj. Her finishing act on top was impressive nice tight grip on her pussy. Finished deep in her doggy style and totally drained. No need for cardio at gym that day. Don't miss Lulu or Jasmine those ladies know how to take care of us. The dude abides.

FYI.

Lulu is gone since Friday.

Alice and Jasmine are there now.

Girls rotate out every 2 weeks there said Jasmine.

[Captainv]

Needed a massage last week and I was near Missly so I went in to check it out. Nico led me in and had me situated in a room. Took care off business and I laid down for my session. I think they were busy that day because I head the door bell went off quite a few times. In any case, Nico is shorter and curvy / firm body. We went through the usual alphabets, it was good but not mind blowing. Continued with a back massage, and then swapped with Angel. Angel was cuter imo, and in fantastic shape. She seemed more playful, I'd like to try her if I go back.

[Lebowski69]

Was in the area of 5 star so I stopped by for a massage. Was met by Lulu and she was welcoming and friendly. We did a shower massage followed by a bedroom massage. We then started to fool around and she was BBBJing me real good and slow and getting me turned on. She offered me an extra girl so I said sure. I think her name was Jasmine. That was really fun did all sorts of BBBJ and CFS with both of them. Lulu was tight and really good.

You lucky bastard saw Lulu last week she is an understudy to beautiful Tiffany. Add my ATF Jasmine and you have a dynamic duo. Lulu has a great body fantastic man made b's with such suckable nipples. Great shower work with some very spirited soapy nuru titty fucking and very intense tuma. In the room she was equally spirited with more tuma and tremendous bbj. Her finishing act on top was impressive nice tight grip on her pussy. Finished deep in her doggy style and totally drained. No need for cardio at gym that day. Don't miss Lulu or Jasmine those ladies know how to take care of us. The dude abides.

[MrNiceGuy3000]

Was in the area of 5 star so I stopped by for a massage. Was met by Lulu and she was welcoming and friendly. We did a shower massage followed by a bedroom massage. We then started to fool around and she was BBBJing me real good and slow and getting me turned on. She offered me an extra girl so I said sure. I think her name was Jasmine. That was really fun did all sorts of BBBJ and CFS with both of them. Lulu was tight and really good.

[Tynon]

Had the itch earlier this week and went to Spring Spa again and asked for Naomi. Man, if you like a hot Korean girl who likes dfk, you're in luck. YMMV, but who knows, she says she likes dfk me Handed over typical half hour donation and went to TS. Naomi gives a great TS, scrubbing back and front and most crevices. Lots of time in the TS. Back to the room for a great massage. DFK, daty, 69, etc. Ended with a nice massage. Leah was there as well and I've reviewed her in the past and highly recommend Naomi and Leah. Spring Spa is on Vineland just east of Kirkman next to the fire station. Border Grill is in the same strip mall and I highly recommend it, too.

I'm going to have to take a break from Naomi. Seriously. I may be developing a crush on her. Never had this before with any girl here in Orlando, from the old Blue Ocean to Milk to Asahi to Golden Gate to Tokyo to any others. I guess there's a first time for everything.

[OggieAugust]

Thanks for the reply. I've gotten a couple of encouraging DMs w / advice from you kings. Going to get back on that horse this week.

I haven't experienced any issue.

Every time I got fun.

[MarkGew]

Tried out Blue Dream on East Colonial, it was open till 11 so I gave it a shot. Parking is okay, the place itself has like 3 spots max, but some additional spots by the building.

Lady was on thr older side, 30-40 ish, pretty but obvious work done.

I did 45 min, massage was on the decent side then went ask to flip over she asked if I wanted anything extra. Paid 150 for a BJ (not sure of the going rate; first time), felt pretty good even with a condom on. She allow to go over time, had to finish by hand cause it was taking a while. Ended up finishing myself so we could get going; was able to suck on her tits (prettt firm). Overall 7/10 experience, would go again if I just happened to be in the area late night.

First AMP down, more to come.

I'm guessing 150 + door fee??

Info appreciated! 'but' IMO you can do way better than that...spinners doing wild table showers, bbbj cim, never having to finish yourself off because most of the top spots the girls will get offended if they can't make you cum🤣
most current reviews are pretty accurate...