Massage Parlor Reports

**JMirage** · 10-18-26 14:04

TOFTT since I couldn't find any reviews of this place anywhere; it's been around a year or two. Girl's name was Neeko — Chinese, around 30, above-average pretty for a Chinese girl, past-shoulder hair with bangs, black lingerie, great body, no tats I could see. Fake Ds of the over-the-muscle type that are hard and don't look real at all, small nips. Locked front door with a doorbell. She was finishing up with another client while I waited about 5 minutes. Paid $60 for the hour (house fee). Actual massage wasn't bad, though more elbow / forearm than I like. At the 30-minute mark she did the hot towel and flip, then wanted $100 for HE. Nope — I'd only brought $60 and that's what I offered. What I got was the most jack-hammered HE I've ever had; I eventually got off, but it was hurting toward the end. She must literally think the faster she could stroke, the shorter time it takes. I could touch her legs, thighs, and just a little of her rock-hard tits, but she kept pushing for that $100 to give me more access to her tits. I was out the door in 45 minutes and won't return. Always surprised these places stay around. She was cute enough — if her attitude hadn't been shit at the end I might come by once in a while. She could have at least said "next time bring more," like a lot of them do, instead of acting like $60 was an insult for her shitty handjob. Plenty of other places to visit. At $160 total it would have been $40 away from an awesome hour with a hot girl who has a great attitude.

Not recommended.

**Trappin1719** · 10-17-26 12:53

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

I was wondering about finally visiting Xanadu, but your experience and what I learned awhile ago made me go elsewhere.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...202&viewfull=1#post7588202.

That is 💯 the vibe I got. The MO at Xanadu seems to be rotate everything into 30 minutes. The gals are attractive enuff to get you into the door and to a room. Then if your convinced into 30 minutes you can likely expect a 15-20 minute mediocre massage then a rushed upsold HJ. No thanks. I will not be returning to Xanadu. The recon mission was kinda fun tho LOL.

Hopefully more intel can be shared so we can determine what's worth the time and resources. Lucky Star (hwy 99).7-8 mos ago I had a decent experience when they started under new mgmt .2 recon missions later in the last 2 mos ended with me deciding not to partake as the girl who greeted me was not my type. She was Milfy and mildly attractive tho, decent body. She said 2 other girls were there with one being Latina. I did not see either. More recon necessary.

**KitWalker1967** · 10-17-26 11:13

Originally Posted by Trappin1719 [View Original Post]

Dropped in for a look see. Met Michelle who was relatively attractive. Not a spinner. Nice body, face pretty enuff seemed pleasant. This was a recon mission so I didn't stay noting I'd be back. BTW shop is quite nice. No air lock. Zero foot traffic during my visit and given its location I'd say very minimal foot traffic at all. Left then a few hours later called to make an appt. Here is where it got kinda funny. It was about 2 hrs before closing and the shop seemed like it was as dead as my recon visit. Michelle came out still looking good enuff. Led me to a nice room then asked how much time I wanted for massage. I tell her 1 hr. She then sais "oh I have appt. You do half hour ok". Now maybe I'm wrong but she had already told me to come in via phone. If time was an issue why not ask me that before I arrive!

Anyway she continues to try to sell me on a half hour and to be honest I truly think she really didn't have a schedule conflict. I think she didn't want to spend an hour with me or anyone more than she just wanted any client to come in and get out in 30 minutes or less. Just my spidey sense. Needless to say I left and had a mediocre time somewhere else LOL.

Tuff times up north LOL. If anyone has more substanative info on Xanadu or elsewhere up north to include services and donation or impressions please share. Pm if need be. No need to gate keep.

I was wondering about finally visiting Xanadu, but your experience and what I learned awhile ago made me go elsewhere.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...202&viewfull=1#post7588202.

**JMirage** · 10-16-26 23:16

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

Looking for a rub this weekend. FS not needed, table shower a plus. Mainly interested in two things. Big naturals and a good massage. Standard crossing of the finish line just fine. Everett or Mville range. Auntie is fine. I just want big ol sweater puppies in my face. Thanks.

There is a new girl at Heng Kang with BIGGUNS, not even an auntie. I didn't get to see and touch them until my second time, but I went back-to-back days. First day she wouldn't let me, and I said see you tomorrow if I can see 'them, and that was with post nut clarity. Worth it. They seem to rotate girls pretty quickly when I find a good one. But you can always leave. I can't recall her name, probably cici or something.

**Trappin1719** · 10-16-26 20:34

Originally Posted by Madcat1795 [View Original Post]

Trying to decide if I should head down to Evergreen on LCW or stay in Snohomish County for younger and cute. Recommendations?

If you go to evergreen just know your appt may or may not be honored. Your prob better off calling when you are there or really close, asking for who you want, then after they tell you to come over. Which they will no matter what, whip out your translator and make sure they don't try and play the shell game wif the ladies. For example if you are there to see lady X.be very specific and ensure the person who receives you is Lady X.Otherwise they won't tell you and you might not find out till Lady X is introduced to you after your session that you surprisingly had with Lady why.

Mix up or deliberate? You decide.

Imo the most reliable spot recently has been Q Massage in Shoreline. But the Evergreen scenario I mentioned can happen at all these spots. Just depends on the ladies and mamasaan.

**Trappin1719** · 10-16-26 20:25

Originally Posted by OnlyGoodThings [View Original Post]

Visited Xanadu the other day. Said her name was Michelle and here until the end of the month. I'd guess early 30's maybe younger and beautiful. Not an auntie. I'll repeat.

Dropped in for a look see. Met Michelle who was relatively attractive. Not a spinner. Nice body, face pretty enuff seemed pleasant. This was a recon mission so I didn't stay noting I'd be back. BTW shop is quite nice. No air lock. Zero foot traffic during my visit and given its location I'd say very minimal foot traffic at all. Left then a few hours later called to make an appt. Here is where it got kinda funny. It was about 2 hrs before closing and the shop seemed like it was as dead as my recon visit. Michelle came out still looking good enuff. Led me to a nice room then asked how much time I wanted for massage. I tell her 1 hr. She then sais "oh I have appt. You do half hour ok". Now maybe I'm wrong but she had already told me to come in via phone. If time was an issue why not ask me that before I arrive!

Anyway she continues to try to sell me on a half hour and to be honest I truly think she really didn't have a schedule conflict. I think she didn't want to spend an hour with me or anyone more than she just wanted any client to come in and get out in 30 minutes or less. Just my spidey sense. Needless to say I left and had a mediocre time somewhere else LOL.

Tuff times up north LOL. If anyone has more substanative info on Xanadu or elsewhere up north to include services and donation or impressions please share. Pm if need be. No need to gate keep.

**ZoooBus** · 10-16-26 19:09

I took one for the team again. They just opened. No chair or hooks for your clothes even. When I entered, I could see that it was the standard air lock of FS spas. There is a clear sign on the inner door "This door to remain unlocked during business hours. " It was locked. Rang the bell and I was eventually greeted by a very pretty girl with a dress that showed all of her curves. Mia was here name and her body is amazing as well.

Paid $70 for what I thought would be an hour. The massage was very "meh". I am overly cautious on first visits and limit myself to just a HE. I somewhat regretted not taking more cash with m. After a short massage she did the flip and asked about extras. She did a HE for one bill, but the dress came off. Breasts so perfect that they had to be manmade, but I could not tell.

After only a half an hour she was done. The HE was definitely not the best. But I am very temped to cough up another bill for FS. The massage table is wider than most so that may allow for some good times.

Overall, if you are just a HE sort of guy, I would skip this place. But that body has me very intrigued to see how she performs For full service.

**WaRubMonger** · 10-16-26 12:16

Looking for a rub this weekend. FS not needed, table shower a plus. Mainly interested in two things. Big naturals and a good massage. Standard crossing of the finish line just fine. Everett or Mville range. Auntie is fine. I just want big ol sweater puppies in my face. Thanks.

**Tasman63** · 10-15-26 11:56

Originally Posted by OnlyGoodThings [View Original Post]

Visited Xanadu the other day. Said her name was Michelle and here until the end of the month. I'd guess early 30's maybe younger and beautiful. Not an auntie. I'll repeat.

Since we're all looking to replace Shanghai and Best some details in the reviews would be nice, don't need a Penthouse forum review but services rendered and $ would be helpful.

**Middleman8163** · 10-15-26 08:56

Originally Posted by Petey23 [View Original Post]

Is it the same Lulu that was at Best last year?

Not the same, the Best Lulu was way more service oriented.

**Darrenquinton** · 10-15-26 02:09

Originally Posted by Petey23 [View Original Post]

Is it the same Lulu that was at Best last year?

Don't waste your time. This shop is trash.

**ILuvArbys** · 10-15-26 00:47

Originally Posted by Petey23 [View Original Post]

Is it the same Lulu that was at Best last year?

I don't think so. Lulu has A / B cups, not D.

**Jay No 1** · 10-14-26 18:22

Originally Posted by Petey23 [View Original Post]

Is it the same Lulu that was at Best last year?

No, not the same Lulu. The Lulu from Best last year was most recently at Cloud 6 using the name Clair. She's no longer in the area and will be back in December according to MMS.

**OnlyGoodThings** · 10-14-26 17:22

Visited Xanadu the other day. Said her name was Michelle and here until the end of the month. I'd guess early 30's maybe younger and beautiful. Not an auntie. I'll repeat.

**Petey23** · 10-14-26 09:25

Originally Posted by Middleman8163 [View Original Post]

I visited Shanghai a couple times this week and saw Lulu and Apple on seperate visits.

Apple - 5. 0, long black hair, B cups, round bottom, tat across her stomach, fit sweet personality type of lady BBBJ / CFS service. (looks pretty close to pics posted earlier).

Lulu - 5. 2, long black hair, D cup, round bottom, Fun flirty personality full of energy with same service as Apple BBBJ / CFS (not close to pics but is very pretty and fit).

The ladies are adamant about the tip and the house fee up front which is a little different than Best which is where I have been visiting. I'm not a fan of Shanghai's location but it seems the service for what you are getting is definetly a step below what Best and the shops down south are offering at the same price so I will probably venture elsewhere from now on.

I did meet Lisa at the door and she is also around 5. 2, long hair, C to D cup, round face and thicker body. Seemed very nice wasn't anything like the pic.

Is it the same Lulu that was at Best last year?