Massage Parlor Reports

[Nowhere500]

Had a terrible time at Relax yesterday and probably won't go back. Made appointment with Amy but they don't honor appointments. Got there and was told only half hour. Then she was on the rag so Ewa would do the deed. But I don't find Ewa attractive and asked for Vivi (Wei Wei) but she was busy. So after a fun table shower Amy leaves and Ewa comes in. She's just not that good looking but I've been with her before and it was OK. This time was not OK. She was rushing. She kissed me at first. We ended up in standing missionary. She wouldn't let me touch her boobs at all. And even though we had kissed already when I went to kiss her again she moved her face and practically spat. At that point I just got off her and said I needed to see someone else. I was left in the room for 15 minutes and Amy came back to finish with her mouth and hand.

Notable, the bell was ringing every five minutes and the rooms and mattresses are all looking really run down, not cared for.

A big problem with this place is they don't honor appointments so people are just showing up non-stop. Anybody calls they just tell them to come in. Doorbell was ringing every 5 minutes. Tons of screaming in Chinese coming from the hallway. The whole experience sucked and I don't know what Ewa's problem was. I'd seen her before but probably with the volume she's doing she doesn't remember me but her attitude was way way off. And I get that we have those days, but I had made an appointment with someone else, I wasn't there for her to begin with. So to get the bait and switch and then this attitude from her that just sucks.

I'd like to give Vivi a go (saw her taking a shower and she's beautiful) and wouldn't mind trying Amy again when she's not on her period, but I probably will just never go there again.

[GeorgeMax]

It was Amy that you did all this activities with? Didn't know she was like that.

Yes, it was Amy. Maybe she just decided she liked me enough to shoot the stars with me and my dick!

I never know what to think during my drive away from Relax.

However, this time I am sure that the back parking lot / back entrance is the way to go.

And, CoCo who plays shy does a great table shower. And. She must be hiding one hell of a body under her LBD (little black dress). BTW. Has anyone gotten her nude yet?? If so what's her body look like? Bare pussy? Little nips?

[InAndOut404]

A big thank you to those of you who update the current staffing, descriptions and attitude overviews. Attitude is increasingly important as I age.

I called ahead (two hours lead time) to set up an appt with Amy. Arrived and decided to try out the back door entry I like it! Very discreet and gets you inside to catch the girls mildly unaware.

Went in and was greeted by a young provider Coco? She put me in a room to wait for Amy. After a very short time she came back in as I was dropping trouser and boxers. Told me Amy wanted her to do my TS. She was cute and was staring at my dick so off we went. Very nice TS! While she was washing me up two different girls came in to clean up. Ewa came in and dfk'd me while I was being washed. Coco was not embarrassed as all and she washed / stroked by cock and balls as Ewa was kissing me. Just as Coco finished me, Amy came in to wash up and took over drying me off.

Back to the room I just handed her the 160 and laid down. Great massage. She is strong! Didn't mind my wandering hands playing with her twat. Towards the end she did a great tease and dropped her dress. Omfg! What a body! Under 5' and 100 lbs. Small titties. Big nipples. Bare twat. Cute asshole. Smooth skin! No blemishes.

Our activities included: daty + dato + BBBJ + fuma + fuha + fiv + tittie worship + ass worship (both ways) + lfk + two pops!

I'm distraught.. Don't know if I should repeat with Amy or Coco! She has bigger titties and has this little shy / reserved vibe so it would be fun to see my cock in her mouth, my tongue up her asshole and my cock buried in her twat. Her vibe is interesting, aluring, exotic and it doesn't hurt that she looks like she is in her earlier twenties.

It was Amy that you did all this activities with? Didn't know she was like that.

[Harbinger147]

Went to lane spa, first time ever, and got MoMo, and boy was she fun! Mamasan asked if it was my first time, I said yes, and then was lead to my room. Then in comes momo, I asked for a table shower, and we had to wait a bit for it to open up, she gave me a light massage and also tickled my balls, it felt so damn good. After that we did the table shower, came back and I asked for her to massage me naked, which she did, did the typical body to body rub, and then told me to flip over. I then made sure to put on a c-ring and she gave me a really good CBJ, and then climbed on top to ride. While riding she reached back to fondle the boys. Then got into RCG. We then went into Doggy and while going at it, she fondled the boys again and that was it. Busted in the bag and left the tip and was off to head home again.

[AnyHoleWillDo]

If I remember right she mentioned she was between 36 - 38 years old.

Lots of makeup but body in great shape.

I don't think she like 1 hr. 1 hhr is preferred, she can make more money that way, more customers.

Back in the day this place was not so busy. Now it seems like Union Station during rush hour. At least it's that way late at night, right before they close.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

Well said about Union Station. Perfect analogy. Just in the past 6 months it's gotten bat shit crazy when you go they. Hit and miss with service sometimes great other times your a chump on the table and they are yelling back and forth and the doorbell is constantly ringing. The places that have a mamasaan (sp.) usually don't get this way. I've been hitting HQ on archer You can get a little of everything there. Parking on street. Girl named Amy does BBFS, anal (a couple weeks ago) another girl comes back in a couple weeks named Wei Wei (sp) good little cocksucker. Painted her tonsils a couple times. Typical small frame girls, b titties, dark hair brown eyes. Happy Fucking.

[UsaJB007]

Stopped this week.

Mamasan recognized me from Sunny Day visits. Confirmed they moved in September.

Lineup was Kay, Bonnie, Maddison. I had to cancel as I received a work message.

But I looked at bonnie and she was tall with great tits.

[GeorgeMax]

A big thank you to those of you who update the current staffing, descriptions and attitude overviews. Attitude is increasingly important as I age.

I called ahead (two hours lead time) to set up an appt with Amy. Arrived and decided to try out the back door entry I like it! Very discreet and gets you inside to catch the girls mildly unaware.

Went in and was greeted by a young provider Coco? She put me in a room to wait for Amy. After a very short time she came back in as I was dropping trouser and boxers. Told me Amy wanted her to do my TS. She was cute and was staring at my dick so off we went. Very nice TS! While she was washing me up two different girls came in to clean up. Ewa came in and dfk'd me while I was being washed. Coco was not embarrassed as all and she washed / stroked by cock and balls as Ewa was kissing me. Just as Coco finished me, Amy came in to wash up and took over drying me off.

Back to the room I just handed her the 160 and laid down. Great massage. She is strong! Didn't mind my wandering hands playing with her twat. Towards the end she did a great tease and dropped her dress. Omfg! What a body! Under 5' and 100 lbs. Small titties. Big nipples. Bare twat. Cute asshole. Smooth skin! No blemishes.

Our activities included: daty + dato + BBBJ + fuma + fuha + fiv + tittie worship + ass worship (both ways) + lfk + two pops!

I'm distraught.. Don't know if I should repeat with Amy or Coco! She has bigger titties and has this little shy / reserved vibe so it would be fun to see my cock in her mouth, my tongue up her asshole and my cock buried in her twat. Her vibe is interesting, aluring, exotic and it doesn't hurt that she looks like she is in her earlier twenties.

[GeorgeMax]

A big thank you to those of you who update the current staffing, descriptions and attitude overviews. Attitude is increasingly important as I age.

I called ahead (two hours lead time) to set up an appt with Amy. Arrived and decided to try out the back door entry I like it! Very discreet and gets you inside to catch the girls mildly unaware.

Went in and was greeted by a young provider Coco? She put me in a room to wait for Amy. After a very short time she came back in as I was dropping trouser and boxers. Told me Amy wanted her to do my TS. She was cute and was staring at my dick so off we went. Very nice TS! While she was washing me up two different girls came in to clean up. Ewa came in and dfk'd me while I was being washed. Coco was not embarrassed as all and she washed / stroked by cock and balls as Ewa was kissing me. Just as Coco finished me, Amy came in to wash up and took over drying me off.

Back to the room I just handed her the 160 and laid down. Great massage. She is strong! Didn't mind my wandering hands playing with her twat. Towards the end she did a great tease and dropped her dress. Omfg! What a body! Under 5' and 100 lbs. Small titties. Big nipples. Bare twat. Cute asshole. Smooth skin! No blemishes.

Our activities included: daty + dato + BBBJ + fuma + fuha + fiv + tittie worship + ass worship (both ways) + lfk + two pops!

I'm distraught.. Don't know if I should repeat with Amy or Coco! She has bigger titties and has this little shy / reserved vibe so it would be fun to see my cock in her mouth, my tongue up her asshole and my cock buried in her twat. Her vibe is interesting, aluring, exotic and it doesn't hurt that she looks like she is in her earlier twenties.

[MStanfield]

If I remember right she mentioned she was between 36 - 38 years old.

Lots of makeup but body in great shape.

I don't think she like 1 hr. 1 hhr is preferred, she can make more money that way, more customers.

Back in the day this place was not so busy. Now it seems like Union Station during rush hour. At least it's that way late at night, right before they close.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

11 and 9; another minding blowing numbers in addition to 33! These ladies are excellent in keeping themselves in shape! Mocha is my favorite girl by look in this place. She is not younger than Ewa who I believe also has two kids.

[Phloverno6]

I can't believe she has an 11 year old. She looks so young.

If I remember right she mentioned she was between 36 - 38 years old.

Lots of makeup but body in great shape.

I don't think she like 1 hr. 1 hhr is preferred, she can make more money that way, more customers.

Back in the day this place was not so busy. Now it seems like Union Station during rush hour. At least it's that way late at night, right before they close.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

[New To]

Thought I'd take a chance on Mocha this time. Have seen her walking around, and would say she is the cutest of all of them with the best English.

She also mentioned it's just a job for her and that was her work room making money to send back to China for her 11 and 9 yr old children.

PH.

I can't believe she has an 11 year old. She looks so young.

[Harbinger147]

Thought I'd take a chance on Mocha this time. Have seen her walking around, and would say she is the cutest of all of them with the best English.

Standard house fee of. 70.

Table shower was standard as well but we had a real good connection, I know some Chinese and have been to China often.

Got to the room, massage was standard as well. As she is massaging me she comments that she does not do BBBJ, only Ewa and Amy do that. Tip still the same. She also mentioned it's just a job for her and that was her work room making money to send back to China for her 11 and 9 yr old children. I even offered to give her a massage to get her relaxed. She seemed a little uptight. Ithink nervous about going for an hour while other customers are ringing the doorbell. Not enough time. Because there must have been 6 guys that entered the front door. Now this must have been around 8:45 pm. So after the massage. I was willing to give her extra for BBBJ but not in the cards. On came the cover and the fun began. Don't get me wrong. She has a great body, shaved pussy, cute little handful of B's that fit her figure perfectly along with that great round ass. Started with CBJ had her mouth full to the point she gagged a couple of times. Pounded her in all positions. Mish, K9, CG, RCG, standing mish as she was lying on the table. . Folding her in all different positions. Blew in the bag and she cleaned me up with more hot towels. Unfortunately, as I'm getting dressed, she has yet another customer waiting and she is trying to get me out of the room quickly. Handed her 1. 60.

Saw Ewa as I'm walking towards the back door and gives me a DFK.

Might need to wait until Relax gets different talent for my next visit.

DM me if anyone has a location similar to Relax, names services. Details.

TIA.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

With how busy this place is, its only going to be a matter of time before the damn cops come and bust this place! Seriously, if they are that busy, I'd be on my toes worrying about Glen Ellyn doing a raid.

[Phloverno6]

Thought I'd take a chance on Mocha this time. Have seen her walking around, and would say she is the cutest of all of them with the best English.

Standard house fee of. 70.

Table shower was standard as well but we had a real good connection, I know some Chinese and have been to China often.

Got to the room, massage was standard as well. As she is massaging me she comments that she does not do BBBJ, only Ewa and Amy do that. Tip still the same. She also mentioned it's just a job for her and that was her work room making money to send back to China for her 11 and 9 yr old children. I even offered to give her a massage to get her relaxed. She seemed a little uptight. Ithink nervous about going for an hour while other customers are ringing the doorbell. Not enough time. Because there must have been 6 guys that entered the front door. Now this must have been around 8:45 pm. So after the massage. I was willing to give her extra for BBBJ but not in the cards. On came the cover and the fun began. Don't get me wrong. She has a great body, shaved pussy, cute little handful of B's that fit her figure perfectly along with that great round ass. Started with CBJ had her mouth full to the point she gagged a couple of times. Pounded her in all positions. Mish, K9, CG, RCG, standing mish as she was lying on the table. . Folding her in all different positions. Blew in the bag and she cleaned me up with more hot towels. Unfortunately, as I'm getting dressed, she has yet another customer waiting and she is trying to get me out of the room quickly. Handed her 1. 60.

Saw Ewa as I'm walking towards the back door and gives me a DFK.

Might need to wait until Relax gets different talent for my next visit.

DM me if anyone has a location similar to Relax, names services. Details.

TIA.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

[FnlvnGuy]

Last Friday I saw Cookie and she told me, was her last day, she will take 6 months vacation, she is going to Korea.

Maybe she don't get many customers and she decided to go home but she said that she is Chinese.

Earlier last week she said that she is working at that location for a little over a week and she will stay for long time.

[BassMan1989]

Cool story, Bro. JK LOL. We do this hobby long enough and you're bound to find yourself a nice reliable GFE.

A toast to Kiki. She was the first MT to provided me with two pops in one session. Within the first 15 minutes of hot sweaty intercourse, I blew in the bag in missionary while DFK'ing. We cuddled for another 30 minutes and I remember thinking "Am I in love?" And then she started stroking my member until it was resurrected and then she grabbed the oil and started hammering away while DFK'ing once again I shot into her forearm as she giggled. I was smitten. I offered to pay her extra but she didn't accept it. Many moons later I've had two shot experiences with others and some unsuccessful second shot attempts (middle-aged man problems), but I'll never forget my first. Admittedly I didn't see her as much since then. Her and Ewa were always so busy and likely run through by the time I showed up to the shop. I eventually became a Vivi fan so my visits to Relax were primarily for her pleasure (and mine). However, since this is a Kiki appreciation post. Cheers to Kiki. I will rub one out for you later tonight, Babe.

Yeah. I'll miss KiKi as well. Just a great package. She was the 2nd I ever experienced rimming with after Ewa said I should try her one day. That was several yrs ago and 1000's of $ invested between the 2 of them. Can't beat her jumping up into your arms, legs wrapped around your body the minutes she walks into the room. Oh sorry. I'm certain I'm the only one she did that to. LOL.

Oh well. I'll have to play the sympathy card with Ewa and see if she performs even better. Or maybe finally try Mocha.