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Today 00:50 #4460Regular Member

Posts: 8Rain and yellow. Well truly all of them.
Mostly a lurker here. However. I can assure that all that follows is allegedly true. Fellas. If you want to get the most out of your experience you have to set the terms. And be willing to walk away paying the house fee. Everything is negotiable. My simple rule. That rarely lets me down. Walk in casual. Semi well dressed. No t-shirt and shorts shit. Act like and look like you're a busy man who takes care of themselves. Which I actually am. And do. Somewhat. If the lady doesn't meet your physical minimum get your money back and walk out. There is either a better looking girl. To your benefit or you just dodged a bullet and bad regrets. Always always get a hour and don't ***** about the time. It may go longer. Normally is shorter. The benefit to you is if they want to go shorter but you're still paying the full house fee. Keep reading. Have the house fee in one pocket. Don't flip out your whole wad. Never show your cheddar. Have a rain coat on you. Again in a separate pocket. You go to the room. Strip. Don't cover yourself. Butt ass naked. Ass up. Twig and berries out in the open no shame. Remember that rain coat. Under your chest on the table. Not visible yet. Stay calm. Cool unfazed. This is just a normal day. She starts the massage. When convenient and in your reach. Start by rubbing her leg. Slowly feel if utc is allowed. The first two hand swats and turn downs are a test. 3 or more. Well that's different. However if utc isn't there. Your not going to get anything more than a handshake. On the flip. If not it may happen before. She will ask what do you want or signal with her hand what she wants to do. Yall know. This is the moment. The pivitol moment. You look her in the eye. Wait a few seconds. Flash 1 0 0. With your fingers. No words. Poke your index finger into a hole you make with the other hand. And show the rain jacket. She will ask for more and or say we don't that here. You stay unfazed. She will mover her hand in the air offering a handshake. Simply say. Very calmly and matter of fact. I can do that myself. And do it better. Restate your initial offer. It may be accepted or turned down. If turned down. Either roll back over. Or put your hands under your head. Both are power moves that you are willing to walk away. Or she will counter for more paper. If this happens simply say. That's all I brought with me. Plain simple to the point. Works 9 out of 10. If there is a handshake. There is normally more. Just don't be or appear to be desperate. If goes FS. Take control. Guide her. Move her to do what you want. I have dined at the why. Suck and caressed and rolled the erasers. Had jr in the pie hole. All the way up to the chocolate star fish. That's only been once. All with the same routine. If you don't get / can't get what you want. Simply don't go back. For at least 6 months to a year and try again. The house fee will change. The service tip. Can and should for the most part remain the same. They either agree or they don't. Both are ok. My rule of thumb. 40 however you want to decipher that for a hand shake. 80 for a oral lecture. 100 for a full service presentation. That's is. If she's extremely good. Looking and mannered. Possibly a extra 20. Past that. Your running in the negative. Find your spots. Find your providers. And stay regular and there will be no more questions or negotiations.
Excellent post. You have been a member for 10 years and this is your 8th post. Hopefully we can look forward to more regular reports.
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Yesterday 07:09 #4459Senior Member

Posts: 350This is Lexington
I don't need commentary on what's hard to understand. There is clearly an approved and used dictionary here. Bringing in your own garbage don't make you cool. Some of us have been on this board for years operating by the rules. Sneering your nose at people who don't roll with terms that aren't in the dictionary don't make you helpful. We are supposed to be here to help each other. If everyone brought their own slang then people would struggle to communicate. Until admin adds those terms in their dictionary, it isn't on me to keep trying to figure out what was said.
Originally Posted by Ddby45
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10-06-26 22:18 #4458Senior Member

Posts: 116Sunrise?
I caught a glimpse of her while I was driving by scoping the place out. She was outside talking to someone by the door. Only saw her from the side and back but looked promising. I turned around, parked in the parking lot and went inside. In the lobby there were a few of those massage chairs like you see at the airport. The only full body table was in the back behind a sheet. I am terrible at guessing ages on Asian women but she was slender, 45+ long black hair with a pretty rough face now that I could see it clearly. I asked about the massage and she led me to the back, told me to undress the locked the door to the place. Should have bolted then but the little head prevailed. Should have listened to the big head. I didn't even try roaming. Was afraid she would separate me from my appendage.
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Sometimes you find diamonds in the rough but this was just the opposite at least that night.
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10-06-26 18:55 #4457Senior Member

Posts: 606What did this lady look like? No UTC roaming? The one I have seen has been HE only but kinda on the kinky side. BTW its Sunrise. Could have switched I guess.
Originally Posted by LikesTheLadies
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10-06-26 18:00 #4456Senior Member

Posts: 46Diamond spa
I to have been to Diamond spa 20 times 365 Waller Ave #30 the last door on the right if your looking at the building. I went to the same place Diamond was on Saturday Sept. 5 and Thursday that same week. No sign up and the door was locked I had to knock. I never said it was the same people! But it was definitely the same place. I haven't been able to get back been out of town and busy so I'm not 100 percent sure it's still there but I did text the number I have and they said it was! I don't really see the point unless you really want a message because for 10 dollars more you can go see the hot Latina girls for QV full service!
Drove down to the former Diamond 💎 spa on Waller Ave.
Building is completely empty and permanently closed. Walked right up to the door and looked inside. I would know visited Diamond and Lisa every Sunday for 1 year, then Tina at Diamond more than a dozen times. The crazy thing is someone on STG keeps advertising. We all have seen the adds for Asian spas. Advertising with the exact same Building suite # as Diamond. That's why I walked up to the building and suite number just to verify. Now at the other end of the building they have an Asian spa called foot massage. I showed them the ad in STG. The lady working looked at me In discuss and said a very firm NO!
That is not us.
So not sure what Diamond spa in the post below is referring too.
It is Not the one on Waller.
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10-06-26 17:28 #4455Senior Member

Posts: 75Diamond on waller Ave.
Drove down to the former Diamond 💎 spa on Waller Ave.
Building is completely empty and permanently closed. Walked right up to the door and looked inside. I would know visited Diamond and Lisa every Sunday for 1 year, then Tina at Diamond more than a dozen times. The crazy thing is someone on STG keeps advertising. We all have seen the adds for Asian spas. Advertising with the exact same Building suite # as Diamond 💎. That's why I walked up to the building and suite number just to verify. Now at the other end of the building they have an Asian spa called foot massage. I showed them the ad in STG. The lady working looked at me In discuss and said a very firm NO!
That is not us.
So not sure what Diamond spa in the post below is referring too.
It is Not the one on Waller.
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10-04-26 21:04 #4454Senior Member

Posts: 116Richmond Rub & Tug
Was heading to Lexington and hit the Richmond exit and ran across this no name spa. This was about 3/4 a mile or so from the 87 exit. Was going to treat myself to nice massage and handshake and got neither. I can't recall the name of the spa but for hell's sake stay away from this place. I wish I could give one of those good / bad reports but this one is all bad.
The massage consisted of nothing but covering me with a towel while face down on the table and poking at me for 40 minutes. Totally awful. Then on the flip, I swear this chick was taking out all her aggression from the day on my Johnson. I couldn't wait for this torture to be over. If I could have faked it I would have. So my recommendation is a strong HELL NO. YMMV but I will never revisit that place again.
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10-04-26 15:58 #4453Senior Member

Posts: 46Diamond
It is back open. It's basically the same. I've been twice. One I got a decent looking lady in her late 40's and the message was excellent and the teasing and regular finish was great, let me roam with the hand I didn't ask for anything else. The second was a younger better looking girl but all the action were subpar. I would ask for the older lady if when I go back but we all know it will be totally new girls. The cost was the same.
Is Diamond back open?
If so can someone share the experience?
Thank you in advance. Or pm.
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10-04-26 14:37 #4452Senior Member

Posts: 63It started years ago in the Chicago / Indy forums
Anyone using it is prob from there. But it is not that dificult to understand. Just my opinion.
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10-04-26 14:26 #4451Senior Member

Posts: 63Gone forever
Someone might rent it under a new name. But it is gone.
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10-04-26 02:58 #4450Senior Member

Posts: 75Diamond.
Is Diamond back open?
If so can someone share the experience?
Thank you in advance. Or pm.
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10-01-26 20:50 #4449Senior Member

Posts: 183Use the official USASG Abbreviations
Some new guys started that L1 L2 L3 bull s#it.
Originally Posted by Bjustice
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10-01-26 19:53 #4448Senior Member

Posts: 350L1 l2 wtf
I keep forgetting what the fuck these designations mean. Maybe admin is going to bend the knee and add it to the dictionary that guys using those terms probably don't read.
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10-01-26 19:39 #4447Senior Member

Posts: 122So did she at least look like any of those girls in the add? Or was the number the only real thing??
Originally Posted by Datguy51
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10-01-26 12:59 #4446Regular Member

Posts: 3No pics
The booker answered all of my questions beforehand, but they don't provide pics. If they do send one it is simialr to the K-Angency where pics are "represenative of looks". Summer is mid aged, medium body, with some nice D's. Supposed to be another girl starting this week named Eva. No description on her yet.









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