Massage Parlor Reports

**JWash67** · 10-03-26 13:48

Has anyone been to Downtown Spa (107 W Van Buren) recently?

I've been there at least a dozen times so I know what it is going in: a small, cluttered mess of a room that leads to a smaller, somewhat cleaner room, housed in a creepy office building. I'm OK with this.

But whoever handles their bookings will sometimes try to push you to a location in Chinatown, despite the place being listed as 24/7. When I can get them to schedule an appointment, something seems off upon arrival. There will be guys lurking nearby (across the street, at the corners) seemingly playing with their phones but will covertly look up if you approach the door. (They're not people from the bar next door.) Makes me worried cops are scoping it out.

After one failed appointment (the girl never showed), one of those guys followed me from Van Buren to 11th. That cause me to back off from the spot. It felt like I was either going to be arrested or jumped.

I also don't typically trust the reviews for it, because it's known the owner posts fake ones.

Anyone had any luck in the last few months?

**Tunacan Sam** · 10-02-26 18:35

Very belated report but was just reminded of it while debating where to head out tonight.

# ending in -5576 was one of the numbers I would text for Ya Spa on Lawrence to check if they had latinas working. Had some solid latina finds there (and a handful of meh). End of June I text and they say yes latina working and send a pic. I head over to Ya and see a closed sign on the door. They say to go around back. I've walked in through alley before so figured they were just trying to keep the front entrance less obvious. No answer, texting back & forth and realize they are talking about a spot on Armitage & Kedzie. Head over there and meet Lily, maybe late 20's latina with a real ass. Don't like the layout of the Armitage place as walls don't go up to the ceiling. Have fun and confirm how long she will be there.

Believe the Armitage place goes by KK Massage. A week later I text and they confirm Lily is working. I head over around 9 pm, get inside and Asian answers the door. When I ask for Lily she says that Lily is not feeling well. I say thanks and go to leave and she says they have another latina I should meet. I say no thanks but she knocks on the door. Out walks this early 20's smokeshow, big fake tits and a fat ass that didn't feel like a BBL. She only offers a 30 min session, solid CBJ and then standing doggy, switch to cowgirl and she could bounce that ass. No moans as the walls were open.

Went back a few days later without texting a no latinas available, only asian. Have had them text pics a few times since but haven't been back (just checked today and only asian).

**JoeJ89DirtW86** · 10-02-26 18:08

I had a great dream that I saw Annie and Move Spa.

I originally reached out to try and see Vivi, but the booker said she was not feeling well and went home but assured me Annie was great as well. So I decided to TOFTT and try it out.

Location isn't far from the city. Only like a twenty for a Lyft to get there. I almost bailed because when I arrived and rang the bell, the booker texted me to wait 10 minutes because she was busy (even tho I had made an appointment with Annie) but she ended up opening the door a couple minutes later and it was all good. The rooms are just okay. It's not the most comfortable table or ambiance but nothing that screams nasty or off putting.

Annie is very cute. She's probably about 5'0-5'2", average / slim body, and beautiful natural Cs. Cute face and while it's always hard to tell age, I'd say she's mid 30's but looks young. And she has really really tiny hands (if you're into that sort of thing haha). I only opted for HH so we got right down to business. When I asked about everything, she said "no boom boom" and I was a bit disappointed but I was there, so we agreed to $ . 4 for the BJ. I thought I was going to be BBBJ, but she insisted only CBJ. She did a great job at that and must've started to get turned on because then she looked and me and made the sign for boom boom. Did some standing mish and doggy, but I tend to take a while with all that so I had her finish me with some L1. I gave her an extra. 2 since she did the L3.

I had a great time and would repeat. Stay safe out there!

**Downlowrodeo** · 10-02-26 16:21

Greetings! Long time lurker / learner on the forums though mostly in Georgia.

It happens that I'll be making a trip up next month and I'm very interested in a quality nuru experience + table shower. It seems there are no great options downtown (near River North district). Since I'm coming in through Midway, I was exploring options along Archer and one or two in Chinatown.

After reading the forums for weeks now it seems I'm down to Rose, HQ, or possibly TG / KungFu. Not necessarily looking for a specific girl referral here since they rotate often and I doubt anyone would be guaranteed around in a month. But rather your overall experience / perceptions of these options are deeply appreciated!

**Amplitude** · 10-02-26 15:48

I hadn't seen Cindy in awhile so I figured I'd go the full 3. 8 for the massage.

So we had the usual blast-man she's so fun to fuck; she really enjoys herself-she leaves for the shower, then comes back and asks, "medium?" The MILF beat the living crap out of me! Maybe it's our 20+ year age difference, but now I've got a wrenched left shoulder and right medial collateral.

When we were finished I said, "man, you're strong!" So she strikes a karate pose! She's so cute. Love her smile. But I'll stick with the half hour and go next time.

**HappyGardener** · 10-02-26 13:16

Originally Posted by LoveAsianMilfs [View Original Post]

Chi town! I will be visiting your great city in October and will be staying near Chinatown. Can you please recommend some full service places in this area.

There are lots and lots of options available in Chinatown, many of which are listed in the last 5-10 pages of this thread.

**Fit312** · 10-02-26 11:30

Originally Posted by CumShooter6969 [View Original Post]

She got naked even had her lay on the bed and let me fuck her face. She keep spitting and I told her just to spit on my dick. Wich she started deepthroating and making gaging noises. I was laughing because I looked at the camera screen in the room and could see the Latina laying on the couch in the front lobby hearing and reacting to Kiki gagging and spitting.

Last time I saw her on Canalport. She told me to jack off on her tongue, but she did start gagging after the third spurt. She also pushed back against me standing while I fucked her with two fingers from behind which was fun.

**CumShooter6969** · 10-02-26 10:47

Stopped by the place on canalport plenty of parking heavy set Latina on the phone answered the door. She had a fat ass but just wasn't my type she had a belly and was flat chested. She kind of rushed me in the room when I asked if they had any other girls or Asian she made a face and said "no only me sorry" kind of gave an attitude. I said thank you and left she seemed like she didn't want to be there at all. Decided to stop by kung fu since I was meeting up some friends for dinner in Chinatown and had time to kill. Rang the door bell and a skinny Latina with acne opened the door. Felt defeated after seeing her with no curves whatsoever kind of Latina. So I asked if they had any other girls available. She said yeah 1 Asian was working so I asked to see her. And out came Kiki in a pink two piece LOL. I've seen her before and she was a good time last time I had her. Had an itch so decided to have another round with her. And wasn't disappointed I decided to go with bbj upgrade and was worth it. She got naked even had her lay on the bed and let me fuck her face. She keep spitting and I told her just to spit on my dick. Wich she started deepthroating and making gaging noises. I was laughing because I looked at the camera screen in the room and could see the Latina laying on the couch in the front lobby hearing and reacting to Kiki gagging and spitting. Got cleaned up and headed out as I was leaving I did notice some nerdy looking Asian guy in a white navigator parked in front of the door. Just watching who came in and out maybe papasan who knows.

Stay safe boys.

**Thaiboy73** · 10-02-26 00:34

Originally Posted by Gent620 [View Original Post]

You must have alot of money then. Word gets around.

She got her expensive gift I got my double raw session. Win win for all involved.

**LowTierGod** · 09-30-26 23:40

I was in the area and decided to stop in for a massage. Daisy was short, had an average Asian figure with nice sized tits. She looked to be in her 30's and had a tattoo on her. She started with an oil massage and used decent pressure across my back and shoulders. After working down through my legs, she had me flip over and mixed in some teasing before moving into the HJ finish. Good pace throughout and nothing felt rushed. Cleanup was quick, then I got dressed, left donation on the table and jetted.

**LoveAsianMilfs** · 09-30-26 21:10

Chi town! I will be visiting your great city in October and will be staying near Chinatown. Can you please recommend some full service places in this area.

**ChiFitCoffee** · 09-30-26 20:45

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I'm tired of dealing with it.

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**DivingDeep70** · 09-30-26 18:00

Which area is BP now? Did they move? Last time it was around Bridgeport or McKinley. I'm in the south loop and texted them but no answer.

**Nowhere500** · 09-30-26 11:12

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

I agree she's skinny, but Emma looked to me to be in her 40's, as did all three of the talent at New Hope. Good place if you're an older guy and don't mind their age.

Strongly disagree with this. Emma is very sexy. I would love to see her more but like the original poster said she's greedy, and I felt shorted on time. But she's very sexy if you like a young skinny girl and there's no way she's over 30.

**Moss734** · 09-30-26 00:12

Was in the area tonite so stopped by. Skinny lady opened the door, was really hyper. Let me in, it's pretty dark so couldn't get a good look at her. Body was ok, flat chested. Fine I was in the mood. Have her $160. Surprisingly, really strong hands and massages for about 10 min. CBJ for about 5 min than I told her to get on top. She was reluctant but obliged. Than missionary and finished in doggy. She's petite but def loose down there. Told me her name was Kiki and asked if I wanted her number since she's relocating soon. Lights in the hallway I got a better look at her and she's def pushing at least closer to 50. Don't think I'm repeating with her. It's a big place with many rooms, didn’t see another option but somebody could’ve been in another room