Massage Parlor Reports

[Fit312]

Has anyone been to Downtown Spa (107 W Van Buren) recently?

I've been there at least a dozen times so I know what it is going in: a small, cluttered mess of a room that leads to a smaller, somewhat cleaner room, housed in a creepy office building. I'm OK with this.

To the best of my knowledge, it's one tired hooker working out of three or four spots. The guys you see on their phones are also trying to go there. I'm in the area all the time since I live over there, but there's no sting going on as far as I can tell.

[JoeJ89DirtW86]

Part two of my double dream.

I dreamt I saw Emma at New Hope Spa.

I've seen a lot of mixed reviews on here, but I figured I'd take a shot seeing her. When I lived here 13-14 years ago, New Hope Spa was in my frequent, regular rotation. So, regardless, I have a soft spot for this spa.

I arrived and Emma greeted me at the door. A lot of mixed opinions on this site about her, but I thought she was cute as hell. If I had to guess, she's likely mid-30's but is so petite and has a young looking face, so I think she easily passes for late 20's. She maybe 5'0"-5'2", incredibly petite. Pretty much bug-bite style flat-chested and an ass that isn't much to talk about but has a little curve to it. I did get to rub her little coach from over her panties, and she's long some thick lips for being so petite, and it feels tight.

Unfortunately, when we got to business, no L3. She did want to do L2 covered but I was able to talk her into uncovered L2. She wanted $$ and I haggled for a bit and got it down to $ . 8 which is WAY more than I wanted to pay, but after just L1 at Lyla Spa, I was craving some uncovered L2. She only requested that I don't CIM, which doesn't really matter to me anbyway. Asked for the tip before starting and we were off to the races. She gave a very slow and sexy L2. For those who love the Gluck Gluck style, she might not be your cup of tea, but I prefer the slow sensual style she provided. And she's so petite, it was just hot. Especially when she'd give it her all and stop for a second to rub her jaw and say "wow you so big". I almost blew just from her being amazed at my size (which honestly I'm nothing insane or anything LOL). She spent a dedicated 10-15 minutes on the L2, and then I had her oil me up to finish the job with some L1. Her tiny hands had an amazing feel as she fluctuated between teasing and pumping. I eventually popped and she cleaned me up and I went on my way to snag an Italian Beef.

I get why some people feel she's greedy. She definitely pushes for way higher prices than most. But she is super cute and petite and probably knows the value that carries. Even tho her prices are higher, I would still repeat due to her cuteness and spunky energy.

[JoeJ89DirtW86]

I did a double dream today, but I'll list them both is separate posts.

First dream was with Crystal at Lyla Spa.

I texted yesterday and was given some fake photos of the girls working. I asked if I could take a look when I arrived and choose, and they said it was okay. When I arrived, I rang the bell and Crystal was the one the answered the door. She introduced me to the other girl (Eva) who was a bit older, but short and cute in a way, with what looked like big naturals. But ultimately, I opted to go with Crystal.

Crystal is a bit taller, about 5'6-5'7". She's very sexy tho. Above average face, really fit toned body. Only A cup but nice soft and perky, flat stomach, and actually a pretty nice butt for a Chinese girl. She must do her squats.

Did the HH for. 6 and pretty much got right now to business. She said no L3 was available, on L2 was only covered. So I begrudgingly just opted for L1. She wanted $ . 2 for nude L1, but we settled on $ even. Her sex appeal was great and she did a wonderful job playing with the goods. Took her time and teased when I asked and was engaging and motivated.

A bit pricier than I like, but I'm here on vacay and she was cute so went for it anyway. I would possibly repeat, but likely better options out there for the price.

[JWash67]

Has anyone been to Downtown Spa (107 W Van Buren) recently?

I've been there at least a dozen times so I know what it is going in: a small, cluttered mess of a room that leads to a smaller, somewhat cleaner room, housed in a creepy office building. I'm OK with this.

But whoever handles their bookings will sometimes try to push you to a location in Chinatown, despite the place being listed as 24/7. When I can get them to schedule an appointment, something seems off upon arrival. There will be guys lurking nearby (across the street, at the corners) seemingly playing with their phones but will covertly look up if you approach the door. (They're not people from the bar next door.) Makes me worried cops are scoping it out.

After one failed appointment (the girl never showed), one of those guys followed me from Van Buren to 11th. That cause me to back off from the spot. It felt like I was either going to be arrested or jumped.

I also don't typically trust the reviews for it, because it's known the owner posts fake ones.

Anyone had any luck in the last few months?

[Tunacan Sam]

Very belated report but was just reminded of it while debating where to head out tonight.

# ending in -5576 was one of the numbers I would text for Ya Spa on Lawrence to check if they had latinas working. Had some solid latina finds there (and a handful of meh). End of June I text and they say yes latina working and send a pic. I head over to Ya and see a closed sign on the door. They say to go around back. I've walked in through alley before so figured they were just trying to keep the front entrance less obvious. No answer, texting back & forth and realize they are talking about a spot on Armitage & Kedzie. Head over there and meet Lily, maybe late 20's latina with a real ass. Don't like the layout of the Armitage place as walls don't go up to the ceiling. Have fun and confirm how long she will be there.

Believe the Armitage place goes by KK Massage. A week later I text and they confirm Lily is working. I head over around 9 pm, get inside and Asian answers the door. When I ask for Lily she says that Lily is not feeling well. I say thanks and go to leave and she says they have another latina I should meet. I say no thanks but she knocks on the door. Out walks this early 20's smokeshow, big fake tits and a fat ass that didn't feel like a BBL. She only offers a 30 min session, solid CBJ and then standing doggy, switch to cowgirl and she could bounce that ass. No moans as the walls were open.

Went back a few days later without texting a no latinas available, only asian. Have had them text pics a few times since but haven't been back (just checked today and only asian).

[JoeJ89DirtW86]

I had a great dream that I saw Annie and Move Spa.

I originally reached out to try and see Vivi, but the booker said she was not feeling well and went home but assured me Annie was great as well. So I decided to TOFTT and try it out.

Location isn't far from the city. Only like a twenty for a Lyft to get there. I almost bailed because when I arrived and rang the bell, the booker texted me to wait 10 minutes because she was busy (even tho I had made an appointment with Annie) but she ended up opening the door a couple minutes later and it was all good. The rooms are just okay. It's not the most comfortable table or ambiance but nothing that screams nasty or off putting.

Annie is very cute. She's probably about 5'0-5'2", average / slim body, and beautiful natural Cs. Cute face and while it's always hard to tell age, I'd say she's mid 30's but looks young. And she has really really tiny hands (if you're into that sort of thing haha). I only opted for HH so we got right down to business. When I asked about everything, she said "no boom boom" and I was a bit disappointed but I was there, so we agreed to $ . 4 for the BJ. I thought I was going to be BBBJ, but she insisted only CBJ. She did a great job at that and must've started to get turned on because then she looked and me and made the sign for boom boom. Did some standing mish and doggy, but I tend to take a while with all that so I had her finish me with some L1. I gave her an extra. 2 since she did the L3.

I had a great time and would repeat. Stay safe out there!

[Downlowrodeo]

Greetings! Long time lurker / learner on the forums though mostly in Georgia.

It happens that I'll be making a trip up next month and I'm very interested in a quality nuru experience + table shower. It seems there are no great options downtown (near River North district). Since I'm coming in through Midway, I was exploring options along Archer and one or two in Chinatown.

After reading the forums for weeks now it seems I'm down to Rose, HQ, or possibly TG / KungFu. Not necessarily looking for a specific girl referral here since they rotate often and I doubt anyone would be guaranteed around in a month. But rather your overall experience / perceptions of these options are deeply appreciated!

[Amplitude]

I hadn't seen Cindy in awhile so I figured I'd go the full 3. 8 for the massage.

So we had the usual blast-man she's so fun to fuck; she really enjoys herself-she leaves for the shower, then comes back and asks, "medium?" The MILF beat the living crap out of me! Maybe it's our 20+ year age difference, but now I've got a wrenched left shoulder and right medial collateral.

When we were finished I said, "man, you're strong!" So she strikes a karate pose! She's so cute. Love her smile. But I'll stick with the half hour and go next time.

[HappyGardener]

Chi town! I will be visiting your great city in October and will be staying near Chinatown. Can you please recommend some full service places in this area.

There are lots and lots of options available in Chinatown, many of which are listed in the last 5-10 pages of this thread.

[Fit312]

She got naked even had her lay on the bed and let me fuck her face. She keep spitting and I told her just to spit on my dick. Wich she started deepthroating and making gaging noises. I was laughing because I looked at the camera screen in the room and could see the Latina laying on the couch in the front lobby hearing and reacting to Kiki gagging and spitting.

Last time I saw her on Canalport. She told me to jack off on her tongue, but she did start gagging after the third spurt. She also pushed back against me standing while I fucked her with two fingers from behind which was fun.

[CumShooter6969]

Stopped by the place on canalport plenty of parking heavy set Latina on the phone answered the door. She had a fat ass but just wasn't my type she had a belly and was flat chested. She kind of rushed me in the room when I asked if they had any other girls or Asian she made a face and said "no only me sorry" kind of gave an attitude. I said thank you and left she seemed like she didn't want to be there at all. Decided to stop by kung fu since I was meeting up some friends for dinner in Chinatown and had time to kill. Rang the door bell and a skinny Latina with acne opened the door. Felt defeated after seeing her with no curves whatsoever kind of Latina. So I asked if they had any other girls available. She said yeah 1 Asian was working so I asked to see her. And out came Kiki in a pink two piece LOL. I've seen her before and she was a good time last time I had her. Had an itch so decided to have another round with her. And wasn't disappointed I decided to go with bbj upgrade and was worth it. She got naked even had her lay on the bed and let me fuck her face. She keep spitting and I told her just to spit on my dick. Wich she started deepthroating and making gaging noises. I was laughing because I looked at the camera screen in the room and could see the Latina laying on the couch in the front lobby hearing and reacting to Kiki gagging and spitting. Got cleaned up and headed out as I was leaving I did notice some nerdy looking Asian guy in a white navigator parked in front of the door. Just watching who came in and out maybe papasan who knows.

Stay safe boys.

[Thaiboy73]

You must have alot of money then. Word gets around.

She got her expensive gift I got my double raw session. Win win for all involved.

[LowTierGod]

I was in the area and decided to stop in for a massage. Daisy was short, had an average Asian figure with nice sized tits. She looked to be in her 30's and had a tattoo on her. She started with an oil massage and used decent pressure across my back and shoulders. After working down through my legs, she had me flip over and mixed in some teasing before moving into the HJ finish. Good pace throughout and nothing felt rushed. Cleanup was quick, then I got dressed, left donation on the table and jetted.

[LoveAsianMilfs]

Chi town! I will be visiting your great city in October and will be staying near Chinatown. Can you please recommend some full service places in this area.

[ChiFitCoffee]

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