Massage Parlor Reports

**Bigstd** · 10-17-26 00:56

Anyone know when Bella or Gigi will return at you. M they were some of my favorites I wish I could see then again.

**Preverted** · 10-16-26 20:55

Originally Posted by Recess38 [View Original Post]

"Zoe" or "Zoey" or "Joey" led me to the room where I presented her with her tip. Her eyes lit up and she kissed me. She said "take off" and left the room for supplies. She returned and stripped. She performed the alcohol cleanup on us. Zoe is about 5'5", about 23 years old, large C's, long black hair, trimmed kitty, beautiful face and body.

I stood up. We were kissing and feeling on each other. I laid down on the table and she climbed up on me. Without hesitation, she started licking my balls. BLS + BBBJ DT. She choked / gagged 4 times. She spun around for 69. Zoe got excited and started grinding my face. Her pink canoe swelled and was bulging outward. She climbed off and asked me to fuck her.

She lubed up her kitty, cleaned my face with alcohol, installed the condom for CFS. Regular missionary. She inserted my junior inside her kitty and held my balls as I fucked. Grinding and pounding. "Ding-dong". A new customer in the lobby. She stopped me and put her dress on. She greeted him and put him to a room. She returned to me and undressed.

We started again brand new! She removed the condom and started sucking BBBJ. Total repeat. BLS, BBBJ, CFS. Loud smacking sounds. She started breathing hard as she came. She stopped and asked for a different position. She told me to lay down. I was thinking reverse cowgirl. I misunderstood what she had asked. She removed the condom and finished me BBBJTCIM. Alcohol cleanup and mouthwash. She helped me dress and sent me on my way with some water. Happy memories.

I've seen this movie. This is the Chinese MP script, complete with, "pause to greet new customer, then continue". When the Koreans were running the MP's they at least employed a house mama san to see to the scheduling and queueing. The Chinese just save money on that position and have the girls do double duty. I suppose they don't mind since they don't have to tip out to the MMS.

**Recess38** · 10-16-26 13:51

"Zoe" or "Zoey" or "Joey" led me to the room where I presented her with her tip. Her eyes lit up and she kissed me. She said "take off" and left the room for supplies. She returned and stripped. She performed the alcohol cleanup on us. Zoe is about 5'5", about 23 years old, large C's, long black hair, trimmed kitty, beautiful face and body.

I stood up. We were kissing and feeling on each other. I laid down on the table and she climbed up on me. Without hesitation, she started licking my balls. BLS + BBBJ DT. She choked / gagged 4 times. She spun around for 69. Zoe got excited and started grinding my face. Her pink canoe swelled and was bulging outward. She climbed off and asked me to fuck her.

She lubed up her kitty, cleaned my face with alcohol, installed the condom for CFS. Regular missionary. She inserted my junior inside her kitty and held my balls as I fucked. Grinding and pounding. "Ding-dong". A new customer in the lobby. She stopped me and put her dress on. She greeted him and put him to a room. She returned to me and undressed.

We started again brand new! She removed the condom and started sucking BBBJ. Total repeat. BLS, BBBJ, CFS. Loud smacking sounds. She started breathing hard as she came. She stopped and asked for a different position. She told me to lay down. I was thinking reverse cowgirl. I misunderstood what she had asked. She removed the condom and finished me BBBJTCIM. Alcohol cleanup and mouthwash. She helped me dress and sent me on my way with some water. Happy memories.

**MayoKr** · 10-13-26 19:46

I was in Santa Barbara for a day and decided to stop by UM Spa based on some recent review and since the place was near to where I was staying. Just walked in and was greeted by Abby, she is petite around 5'3", nice natural 34 C and a beautiful smile. She quickly guided me to the room and had me settled there. With her soft gentle touch and teasing I knew what was coming so I laid on the table and let her do her things. She started with a good massage and once done asked what I wanted and told me only L1 was available with her. I agreed and she took no time to strip and get started. Man her touch was blissful, she got me hard in no time with her teasing, followed by sucking my nipples and slowing going down for BBBJ while letting me play with her natural tits. She did it really well with her sensual and sloppy mouth. She paused for a moment and let me suck her tits and then went back and to BBBJ until I was done.

Overall, I enjoyed meeting Abby and appreciated the experience. If you're in the Santa Barbara area and considering a visit to UM Spa, Abby may be worth getting to know. On the way out I saw another girl named Mandy, she seemed really nice gave me a hug flashed her tits and let me suck on them and asked to come see her next time.

Recommendation / Repeat: Yes, depending on availability and schedule.

Happy travels!

**MilfHunter1400** · 10-02-26 17:51

Pm me to chat about honey had an amazing experience.

**Preverted** · 09-29-26 05:35

I was gate keeping Honey, but you guys are already on to her, so here's my experience at ACC with her. She got on her knees and sucked long, deep, and good while I sat in the chair. Then she says, "fuck my face" and climbs on the table on her back with her head hanging off the edge. I love this and it's my favorite porn to see an Asian getting her face fucked. I went balls deep and held it there to see how long she could take it and she never complained or tried to turn away. I started fucking her face and came deep down her throat. She took it all, sat up, then spit my babies into a tissue. She complained that I didn't fuck her and that I owed her one, and to come back later that night and fuck her long and good! I had to come back and see her the next week and gave it to her. She is down for dato, didn't try the Greek, but good to know. Insatiable asian nympho.

I am going to gate keep my young, little Chinese wifey with the nice ass and perky little titties that has real multiple orgasms, loves to kiss, and loves to fuck though. She wants me to bring her In & Out with onions for lunch next time, ha!

**LongDickG** · 09-28-26 15:48

Also, any recommendations for who to see at Live Well? Looking for a good massage & L1.

**LongDickG** · 09-23-26 15:31

UM is great but very lackluster on the massage side of things (and they're hell bent on FS, hard to get just a classic HJ or BJ). However their girls are top notch looks-wise. Is there anywhere that has similar quality of girls (with respect to age and appearance) who can give a good massage? And preferably who aren't trying to upsell FS but for a great massage and HJ I'm willing to tip the same as people do for FS as long as the looks are there.

**BobbyDenver** · 09-23-26 09:49

I had the damn good luck of reconnecting with Honey, an old friend from Phoenix. About 5'5 great body amazing DD's.

When she saw me, she greeted me with a hug and DFK, quickly undressed me and had me lie on the table. I had just showered, so we didn't waste any time.

The massage is always pretty good, but she knows what I like. * She started gliding her body over my back and kissed all the way down to my taint. * She knows I love this, so she pulled up my hips and climbed under for an incredible sloppy BBBJ with wet rim and taint play. * On the flip it was more of the same. * On her glide I thought Jr popped in but she is pretty firm on no bare. * More BBBJ and she magically slips on the cover and rides me like a mad woman. * By the time I bent her over the table I thought about entering her ass- but it was too late. *(Greek is allowed) She does this thing where she drops her shoulders onto the table and her ass goes up-I lose it and bust in the bag. * We chatted for about 10 minutes. * -true service queen. Wide open menu.

**FooBarBaz2** · 09-22-26 21:36

For those of you going to UM are you going in the front door or are you knocking on the back door? Not a fan of standing out on a busy street.

Originally Posted by Recess38 [View Original Post]

Mia is about 5'2" 25 yrs natural small C's. Beautiful face. Long black hair (up in the BJ ponytail). Stunning, beautiful, large tattoo of a butterfly above her tits. She is slender and petite, flat stomach. Navel jewelry.

She fondled my cock and asked, "This first?" Yes. She took off her clothes and put a pillow on the table. I laid down. She cleaned my junk with alcohol and wipes. She gently kissed my nipples, then she placed my hand on her tit and started BBBJ. This girl got skills. She was doing the head twist deep sucking, and then the double handed choking the chicken while slobbering on him.

She hopped up on the table next to me for more BBBJ. Her legs open, her left knee on the table, while squatting. She climbed on my face for 69. She really liked that and started moaning loudly as she came. Thank goodness she climbed off for CFS because I was about to finish.

She cleaned and lubed up her pussy. She installed a condom on me. CFS. Forward Cowgirl Asian squats. She changed it up, half strokes, deep stokes, downward strokes. She stopped and asked me to cum in her mouth. I said "yes" but first "doggy. ".

Standing Doggy with her legs spread wide open on the table with her pussy at the perfect height. I was moaning out loud. She laughed and told me to lay down for BBBJTCIM. She used her "little girl" laugh and voice. She removed the condom and started sucking. Wow, she has skills. I pushed her head down to get the milk. She milked him dry. She couldn't talk without drooling my milk out. She spit it into a tissue. Now she can talk. Hot towel cleanup plus mouthwash. She laid down next to me for GFE conversation and hugging. Wonderful time.

**Recess38** · 09-21-26 15:49

Mia is about 5'2" 25 yrs natural small C's. Beautiful face. Long black hair (up in the BJ ponytail). Stunning, beautiful, large tattoo of a butterfly above her tits. She is slender and petite, flat stomach. Navel jewelry.

She fondled my cock and asked, "This first?" Yes. She took off her clothes and put a pillow on the table. I laid down. She cleaned my junk with alcohol and wipes. She gently kissed my nipples, then she placed my hand on her tit and started BBBJ. This girl got skills. She was doing the head twist deep sucking, and then the double handed choking the chicken while slobbering on him.

She hopped up on the table next to me for more BBBJ. Her legs open, her left knee on the table, while squatting. She climbed on my face for 69. She really liked that and started moaning loudly as she came. Thank goodness she climbed off for CFS because I was about to finish.

She cleaned and lubed up her pussy. She installed a condom on me. CFS. Forward Cowgirl Asian squats. She changed it up, half strokes, deep stokes, downward strokes. She stopped and asked me to cum in her mouth. I said "yes" but first "doggy. ".

Standing Doggy with her legs spread wide open on the table with her pussy at the perfect height. I was moaning out loud. She laughed and told me to lay down for BBBJTCIM. She used her "little girl" laugh and voice. She removed the condom and started sucking. Wow, she has skills. I pushed her head down to get the milk. She milked him dry. She couldn't talk without drooling my milk out. She spit it into a tissue. Now she can talk. Hot towel cleanup plus mouthwash. She laid down next to me for GFE conversation and hugging. Wonderful time.

**RolfTorren** · 09-20-26 00:25

Passing through SB I heard that Honey was in town at Asian Care Center. I've seen her multiple times in So Cal. I'd you like milfs, Honey delivers. The amazing thing is she is one of the rare Asians who offers Greek. Yep, she loves it in the ass. We fucked intensely and then she milked me dry with a mischievous smile on her face. Rates are standard and she's worth a visit. Catch her while you can.

**Punker4321** · 08-20-26 01:33

Originally Posted by FreeWilly55 [View Original Post]

She definitely will and has a very nice ass!

Thanks for the recommendation chief. Tina is quite good with her hands for a massage as my lower back got worked really well. She most certainly does have a fantastic ass.

**FreeWilly55** · 08-10-26 18:17

Originally Posted by FooBarBaz2 [View Original Post]

Well maybe I'll try Tina sometime. She looks reasonably attractive, but always seemed really pushy to me and I wasn't convinced she would give me much access to her body.

From the previous post, Lily sure sounds like somebody who called herself Nini. 30's, slender, speaks English very well? Looking forward to her returning.

She definitely will and has a very nice ass!

**FooBarBaz2** · 08-10-26 00:48

Originally Posted by FreeWilly55 [View Original Post]

Tina at HL gives great massages and prefers HJ only.

Well maybe I'll try Tina sometime. She looks reasonably attractive, but always seemed really pushy to me and I wasn't convinced she would give me much access to her body.

From the previous post, Lily sure sounds like somebody who called herself Nini. 30's, slender, speaks English very well? Looking forward to her returning.