Massage Parlor Reports

[FreeWilly55]

Lily from HL is unfortunately gone for a few months and her replacement gives such a bad massage I almost walked out. Where can a guy get a gooood massage with L1 in this town? Preferably from someone cute (Lily was a looker, probably early 30's) and not from a place that is constantly pushing for FS (I'd really prefer just a good HJ, but you can clearly tell in some places the girls are disappointed and unhappy when that's all you want).

Tina at HL gives great massages and prefers HJ only.

[LongDickG]

Lily from HL is unfortunately gone for a few months and her replacement gives such a bad massage I almost walked out. Where can a guy get a gooood massage with L1 in this town? Preferably from someone cute (Lily was a looker, probably early 30's) and not from a place that is constantly pushing for FS (I'd really prefer just a good HJ, but you can clearly tell in some places the girls are disappointed and unhappy when that's all you want).

[Bowlerguy-shill]

Mia is a true spinner with the tightest pussy that you will find. 5'1 and 90 lbs. And full size B size tits. She looks to be about 23 years old. She is a mix between Spanish and Chinese and speaks fluent english. She walks into the room and she immediately grabs my cock and just drops to her knees and starts her BBBJ just sucking away. She has full DSL lips and she stares up at you with those gorgeous brown eyes and talks really dirty. She sucks on my cock for 5 minutes and then she wants me to get into 69 because she really loves to have her pussy licked.

She has a big orgasm on my face and keeps sucking my cock. After a little more sucking, she rolls on the rubber and I have to go super slow to get into her pussy because a he is so tight. It takes a minute because she's so tiny. I go slow in missionary to start and then I am squeezing those boobs and I have my tongue stuck down her throat and that's all I can take and I'm literally explode inside of the rubber.

A must see if you like tiny little spinners with petite bodies.

[JayWalker14]

Went by you. M. Spa today and a smoking hot girl with a pink massage coat let me in. She said we have a beautiful girl for you, Candy. She took me to room and told me to get ready. I undressed and sat on edge of the table, in walked Candy. She had a big smile and huge tits, a really good combination for this old guy. She also has some hips and a nice ass. She was flirty and playful. She got undressed, did a little strip tease for me and let me play with those tits and we made out for a few. She told me to lay down and climbed on top, put her MeiMei on my face and gave me a fabulous BBBJ. I was enjoying this and did not want to pop so I had her climb off so we could put on a cover for more fun. She laid on her back on the table and I did standing MISH with her legs spread wide. I got to lean over and suck on those big tits while I pumped her. She has some amazing tits. She told me it's her turn, so I laid down and she got on top. She was grinding and those tits wet bouncing, I couldn't take it anymore, I popped in the cover. She smiled and cleaned me up, she is a lot of fun. I got dressed and said goodbye to her and the other smoking hot girl in the pink massage coat, don't know if she is available or is the manger girl. I left with a big fucking grin and a little bottle of water, this old man was satisfied. Later mongers.

What was the total damage!

[JohnnyBuddha-Shill]

Went by you. M. Spa today and a smoking hot girl with a pink massage coat let me in. She said we have a beautiful girl for you, Candy. She took me to room and told me to get ready. I undressed and sat on edge of the table, in walked Candy. She had a big smile and huge tits, a really good combination for this old guy. She also has some hips and a nice ass. She was flirty and playful. She got undressed, did a little strip tease for me and let me play with those tits and we made out for a few. She told me to lay down and climbed on top, put her MeiMei on my face and gave me a fabulous BBBJ. I was enjoying this and did not want to pop so I had her climb off so we could put on a cover for more fun. She laid on her back on the table and I did standing MISH with her legs spread wide. I got to lean over and suck on those big tits while I pumped her. She has some amazing tits. She told me it's her turn, so I laid down and she got on top. She was grinding and those tits wet bouncing, I couldn't take it anymore, I popped in the cover. She smiled and cleaned me up, she is a lot of fun. I got dressed and said goodbye to her and the other smoking hot girl in the pink massage coat, don't know if she is available or is the manger girl. I left with a big fucking grin and a little bottle of water, this old man was satisfied. Later mongers.

[Recess38]

Greta report. Is she Hispanic or Asian? What was the damage if you don't mind me asking.

Asian. 2. 4 total damage.

[TomTomS-Shill]

Just in case anyone's wondering what happened to Wendy from Old Town Spa that was recently closed, she is now at the 998 across the street. I'm not sure if she's going to relocate to another place or continue to partner with 998 Spa next door. This place does not have table shower, and the shower isn't as huge as Old Town.

Is this the same Wendy from way back pre-pandemic (same spot Old Town)? Went there for table shower and although Wendy was dressed giving table shower, it was always thorough. Had her many times.

[Punker4321]

I went by UM this afternoon and it was open. Candy took good care of me. Candy is about 5'3" and has that gorgeous, curvy Mexican figure. Natural B's, small waist, big round booty. She has soft, full lips (and on her face, also). She led me to the room and said "sorry, please wait a couple of minutes. " It was well worth the wait.

She started BBBJ + BLS. She has a high pitched "little girl" voice and asked me; "Kiss kitty?" Yes. She climbed on top for 69. She put on a rubber glove and lubed it up. I said, "No, no like. " Phew. She removed the glove and went back to 69. She installed a condom and continued sucking with it in place. For some reason, she was able to go deeper with the cover on.

CFS. She climbed on top of me and went forward cowgirl. I let her enjoy herself for a while. Then, I rolled her over into regular missionary. She opened her legs and let me go deep inside her. Lots of grinding had her moaning and squeaking. I started pounding her. She liked it and was making these high pitch squeaks with each stroke. Each stroke forced her voice to stop abruptly. It sounded like "eek, eek, eek, eek" almost like "hick, hick, hick". I pulled out and motioned for HJ. She really put on a good show. She finished me BBBJTCIM. "Ooh-happy?" she asked me with her mouth full. Yes. Hot towel cleanup and mouthwash. Very happy.

Greta report. Is she Hispanic or Asian? What was the damage if you don't mind me asking.

[Recess38]

I went by UM this afternoon and it was open. Candy took good care of me. Candy is about 5'3" and has that gorgeous, curvy Mexican figure. Natural B's, small waist, big round booty. She has soft, full lips (and on her face, also). She led me to the room and said "sorry, please wait a couple of minutes. " It was well worth the wait.

She started BBBJ + BLS. She has a high pitched "little girl" voice and asked me; "Kiss kitty?" Yes. She climbed on top for 69. She put on a rubber glove and lubed it up. I said, "No, no like. " Phew. She removed the glove and went back to 69. She installed a condom and continued sucking with it in place. For some reason, she was able to go deeper with the cover on.

CFS. She climbed on top of me and went forward cowgirl. I let her enjoy herself for a while. Then, I rolled her over into regular missionary. She opened her legs and let me go deep inside her. Lots of grinding had her moaning and squeaking. I started pounding her. She liked it and was making these high pitch squeaks with each stroke. Each stroke forced her voice to stop abruptly. It sounded like "eek, eek, eek, eek" almost like "hick, hick, hick". I pulled out and motioned for HJ. She really put on a good show. She finished me BBBJTCIM. "Ooh-happy?" she asked me with her mouth full. Yes. Hot towel cleanup and mouthwash. Very happy.

[FooBarBaz2]

Went by UM in Goleta today, don't appear to be open, no answer on their phone. Are they already shut down?

To reply to myself, they're open, I just went too early. My report: eh. I paid for an hour plus 1.8 donation and was out soup to nuts in 25 min. The massage was pretty worthless, and no teasing either. She started with BBBJ, we did the usual. I can't feel much with a condom. She did finish with a nice BBBJCIM. But it was no GFE at all, just business, get in get out, next. Also, the entrance is super public I mean its right on the main street. There's a back door, but I don't think they can hear anybody knock. I'm getting bored of this stuff, I won't come back.

[FooBarBaz2]

Went by UM in Goleta today, don't appear to be open, no answer on their phone. Are they already shut down?

[NothingNew99]

Hello, are there any AMPs that provide Greek? I've been to a few and asked a handful but always got a no. Any recs?

[TopDog]

I will be in Santa Barbara next week and would like to get a massage, I will be staying on State St. Any info on a place that provides a little extra?

Thanks in advance.

[NothingNew99]

Ever since Old Town Spa closed, I have been looking for a new table shower spot. Does anyone know of somewhere in the central coast for one, or are they all in LA?

[Gudel]

Just in case anyone's wondering what happened to Wendy from Old Town Spa that was recently closed, she is now at the 998 across the street. I'm not sure if she's going to relocate to another place or continue to partner with 998 Spa next door. This place does not have table shower, and the shower isn't as huge as Old Town.