Massage Parlor Reports

**Its That Guy** · 09-27-26 17:25

Coming up from Richmond Saturday, hoping to find someone to do a legit nude massage with an HJ ending. I don't always look for full service and seems like that's all the latinas want to do. Used to have a couple girls down here that would do so but the shop got busted and it's dried up. I know some of the Thai girls will but I'd rather not have to make an advance appointment. Bonus points if it's walking distance from the blue or yellow lines but that's nbd if not. Even more bonus points if she's got big tits and a Bush.

**SpdyGonzls** · 09-27-26 16:21

Age: 50's.

Looks: Average.

Attitude: 5/10.

Massage: 2/10.

Overall Performance: 3/10.

Will start by stating YMMV. Visited the Mathis Ave joint couple of weeks ago. Was greeted by an approx 50 yr old named Ruby. Appeared that she was the only one working at that time. She took me to one of the rooms and left. I had my clothes off and waited. She came back after about 10 min. Took the donation 0. 7; I asked for a table shower, which I generally expect from a K place. She said standing shower only, and she would not join. Decided to forego shower. Laid down for a massage. But she left again. Came back after 5 minutes and started a very unenthusiastic massage (soft presses on legs and arms). Then she left again. Came back after 5 min and resumed. After about 10 she asked if I wanted anything else, we decided on CFS w / CBJ $. 4 (hindsight, should not have listened to my little head). She did CBJ for 30 sec, then she laid down on the massage table for FS. Her actions were so lackadaisical (looking around over the room with zero interest) that I had to resort to her giving me a HJ. She cleaned me up, and I left.

**Sexingit** · 09-27-26 14:08

Originally Posted by LouisvilleCove [View Original Post]

Been checking out Nicol's ad: https://rubrankings.com/united-state...col-57750.html for a while and decided to make the leap. Unfortunately it wasn't what I expected. Booking was easy, confirmed the typical price and made my way to her apartment. I walk up to the door and knock and there was no answer. I knock again and no answer. I walk back towards my car and thought about leaving, but text the booker first and said nobody answered. I walk back and try one more time and Nicol finally answers. She appeared as if she was sleeping and just woke up. I can't really tell if it's her in the pictures, but if it's not she's not too far off. I'd say she's a little above average in the looks department. I like her leg tattoo. I asked if she was sleeping but she said no. She escorts me to the room, I lay down the donation and strip. She comes back and I expected to lay face down for the massage but noticed she immediately took off all her clothes. I follow her lead and lay down face up thinking this is part of her routine. We get right into it with covered BJ, CG, mish and then doggy but she wasn't able to take it so we had to stop and go back to mish. Even in mish she couldn't really take it so I had to go really slow and about 3/4 of the way in. I consider myself maybe a little above average but nothing crazy so this was a little disappointing. I then pop and she starts cleaning herself up and putting her clothes back on. I'm only about 10-15 minutes in of the hour so I'm expecting to finish out with a massage. Nope. She hands me the stuff to clean up and then asks if I had an appointment? Weird. Not sure what the disconnect there was but I showed her my messages with the booker and she says okay. Her english is not the best so still not exactly sure why she didn't know if I had an appointment or not, but that was it. Hr massage plus typical tip and got maybe 15 min and was escorted out. I don't really like making things a big deal in the moment, but unfortunately I left feeling like I wasted my time. Nice enough girl, but felt disconnected. Would not repeat.

The disconnect is that they are Latinas. They don't care for customer service and expect to give the least effort for the most money possible. I think you're better off trying high end escort than paying $100 to the house and $200 for 20 mins of FS.

People keep going to them and expecting different results when they always short you and never allow 2 pops.

**Mross86** · 09-27-26 12:08

Originally Posted by TallMaleForFun [View Original Post]

Was it just 1 Ben like the ad? DM if you prefer.

I'd be interested in the donation amount as well. Either post or DM. Thanks.

**TallMaleForFun** · 09-27-26 07:59

Originally Posted by LouisvilleCove [View Original Post]

Been checking out Nicol's ad: https://rubrankings.com/united-state...col-57750.html for a while and decided to make the leap. Unfortunately it wasn't what I expected. Booking was easy, confirmed the typical price and made my way to her apartment. I walk up to the door and knock and there was no answer. I knock again and no answer. I walk back towards my car and thought about leaving, but text the booker first and said nobody answered. I walk back and try one more time and Nicol finally answers. She appeared as if she was sleeping and just woke up. I can't really tell if it's her in the pictures, but if it's not she's not too far off. I'd say she's a little above average in the looks department. I like her leg tattoo. I asked if she was sleeping but she said no. She escorts me to the room, I lay down the donation and strip. She comes back and I expected to lay face down for the massage but noticed she immediately took off all her clothes. I follow her lead and lay down face up thinking this is part of her routine. We get right into it with covered BJ, CG, mish and then doggy but she wasn't able to take it so we had to stop and go back to mish. Even in mish she couldn't really take it so I had to go really slow and about 3/4 of the way in. I consider myself maybe a little above average but nothing crazy so this was a little disappointing. I then pop and she starts cleaning herself up and putting her clothes back on. I'm only about 10-15 minutes in of the hour so I'm expecting to finish out with a massage. Nope. She hands me the stuff to clean up and then asks if I had an appointment? Weird. Not sure what the disconnect there was but I showed her my messages with the booker and she says okay. Her english is not the best so still not exactly sure why she didn't know if I had an appointment or not, but that was it. Hr massage plus typical tip and got maybe 15 min and was escorted out. I don't really like making things a big deal in the moment, but unfortunately I left feeling like I wasted my time. Nice enough girl, but felt disconnected. Would not repeat.

Was it just 1 Ben like the ad? DM if you prefer.

**Metloaf** · 09-27-26 05:57

Given the current temps in the area. Traditional spa vs. Apartments that provide no TS. Which locations offering no bang with 20 to late 30's FS services. I mean that actually provide the massag services that make you want to skip the happy ending but too freaky to pass it up.

**Mross86** · 09-26-26 17:57

Originally Posted by PittDude [View Original Post]

Check out 678 or Ocean, they are close to Dulles in Sterling, there is a third one there too, in the same plaza, all L1 and up and good talent, not jackhammer grannies.

Third one is Q Spa, I think it just recently opened as I don't recall it being there couple of months ago and saw it last week when I was at Oceans, which I'd recommend as well.

**LouisvilleCove** · 09-26-26 12:00

Been checking out Nicol's ad: https://rubrankings.com/united-state...col-57750.html for a while and decided to make the leap. Unfortunately it wasn't what I expected. Booking was easy, confirmed the typical price and made my way to her apartment. I walk up to the door and knock and there was no answer. I knock again and no answer. I walk back towards my car and thought about leaving, but text the booker first and said nobody answered. I walk back and try one more time and Nicol finally answers. She appeared as if she was sleeping and just woke up. I can't really tell if it's her in the pictures, but if it's not she's not too far off. I'd say she's a little above average in the looks department. I like her leg tattoo. I asked if she was sleeping but she said no. She escorts me to the room, I lay down the donation and strip. She comes back and I expected to lay face down for the massage but noticed she immediately took off all her clothes. I follow her lead and lay down face up thinking this is part of her routine. We get right into it with covered BJ, CG, mish and then doggy but she wasn't able to take it so we had to stop and go back to mish. Even in mish she couldn't really take it so I had to go really slow and about 3/4 of the way in. I consider myself maybe a little above average but nothing crazy so this was a little disappointing. I then pop and she starts cleaning herself up and putting her clothes back on. I'm only about 10-15 minutes in of the hour so I'm expecting to finish out with a massage. Nope. She hands me the stuff to clean up and then asks if I had an appointment? Weird. Not sure what the disconnect there was but I showed her my messages with the booker and she says okay. Her english is not the best so still not exactly sure why she didn't know if I had an appointment or not, but that was it. Hr massage plus typical tip and got maybe 15 min and was escorted out. I don't really like making things a big deal in the moment, but unfortunately I left feeling like I wasted my time. Nice enough girl, but felt disconnected. Would not repeat.

**Pitt Dude** · 09-26-26 10:04

Check out 678 or Ocean, they are close to Dulles in Sterling, there is a third one there too, in the same plaza, all L1 and up and good talent, not jackhammer grannies.

Originally Posted by Prowlr254 [View Original Post]

I will be in Herndon, not far from Dulles looking for an AMP to visit with at least L1. Any recommendations?

**JimRockfrd** · 09-26-26 09:47

Originally Posted by ShadowTigerX [View Original Post]

Jackpot, Old Town Manassas Center St.

3rd visit. Had a great simi english chat with the new boss, taken over as of 9/1.

New girl on site. Early 30's 5'1 ish. Maybe 90 lbs. Tight fit body.

F / S + House fee 200.

And told as I was leaving with a SMILE, another 2nd new girl will arrive early 09/25 WINNING! For Oldtown.

Name of establishment?

**CuriousGuy6969** · 09-25-26 15:17

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Any recent BoBo encounters in the area?

I miss BoBo she gave me a great RJ and BBBJ with cim. I really wanted to go greek but wasnt sure if she was willing. I so would have loved that.

**Prowlr254** · 09-24-26 22:09

I will be in Herndon, not far from Dulles looking for an AMP to visit with at least L1. Any recommendations?

**ShadowTigerX** · 09-24-26 15:48

Jackpot, Old Town Manassas Center St.

3rd visit. Had a great simi english chat with the new boss, taken over as of 9/1.

New girl on site. Early 30's 5'1 ish. Maybe 90 lbs. Tight fit body.

F / S + House fee 200.

And told as I was leaving with a SMILE, another 2nd new girl will arrive early 09/25 WINNING! For Oldtown.

**TwinkieAcct25** · 09-24-26 14:50

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Any recent BoBo encounters in the area?

If we are talking about the BoBo that was in Springfield, it seems like she is in NYC. Asked he if she coming back to this area but answer if she is coming back down.