Massage Parlor Reports

[DWaits]

I'll begin with a PSA for guys looking for a younger provider. The spot on Pratt just east of Clark in Rogers Park has a younger provider. Guessing Asian age is not easy but she's certainly not a MILF that looks young. I'd guess late 20's. Flat ass and couldn't gauge breast size since she was wearing a loose fitting shirt. Not super pretty but pretty enough. Anyway, she asked for 200 for 30 minutes after I said no massage just boom boom. 200 is nuts so I said ok if no condom. She was stuck on some kind of loop about no condom even though I didn't actually have 200 if she agreed and came back with a lower price with a condom. Anyway, you want younger on the north side give her a try. I wouldn't do her for 200 but 140 would have been good.

So I jumped a block south to Royal. Rose is still there. I really prefer not to repeat but I'm finally COVID free and had too much pent up swimmers. Rose is 160 for 30. I reviewed her before, but she's friendly so I'll add another. DATY, LFK, BBJ, CFS. Very thick nipples. I can't remember breast size and this time she was on her back so her naturals just blend into her chest. I assume she's a B but the nipples are the separator if you want big thick nipples. And as I said, she's very friendly. English is pretty good. Better than most but not amazing.

[Perversity]

After bouncing around at multiple busy places, had a very nice visit with Yancey at Purple Rainbow. She was very cute and had a great body. Well done fake boobs. Generally accommodating. Very limited English. When I got there, there was a guy who seemed to work there. They had an argument in Chinese. Not sure what it was about. Might have been me?

We started with a brief massage, or a pretense of a massage. Kissing with a lot of tongue, sort of shoving it in my mouth, it was, I dunno, clumsy? Not, like, bad, There was BBBJ, daty, I brought a small vibrator, which she seemed to enjoy. Then she got on and rode me for a while. Very tight, very shallow vagina. Took a bit of time, but that was how she got me off.

$300. I would say, I thought Yancey was a sweet girl. I do like it better when women can take more cock.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

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[BenBeck]

Besides the famous Bebe / Karly. Anyone else know of a good place to get a great massage, followed by a good L1 + facial?

Who's receiving the facial in this situation?

[Bambinos1987]

Anything worth checking out near Midway airport today?

[JohnBoyJohnny]

Besides the famous Bebe / Karly. Anyone else know of a good place to get a great massage, followed by a good L1 + facial?

[Cel7272]

Was looking for Lili or Sasa who apparently have big tits.

Went to Lunar first. Girl on the phone said lili was there and then claimed to be her. I heard Lili was a bit bigger with H cups. This girl was cute enough in her pink dress but her flat chest made it pretty clear she was not who I asked for. I asked again and she still said it was her.

I left. Went to Chicago looking for Lili again and still no. But Annie, an older provider, showed great energy so I stayed. Got a basic 5 minute massage and then some head. Not bad but I doubt I'll repeat.

Anyone with info on Lili or Sasa can shoot me a DM or reply. I'm happy to share more stories.

[AnyHoleWillDo]

The past couple of months I've gone here 6 times and have enjoyed every visit. Typical small beautiful Chinese women. The first 2 times was 200 for cfs. The third time Cim for 160 . The fourth time was BBFS for 300 over house. Fifth time I was allowed to do anal for 450 . The fifth time was a real nervous young girl who only gave me a handjob. Kind of all over the place, definitely worth going to. They're all the the small Chinese women smaller tits but aim to please. Two of the girls names were Amy and Lilly. Be safe.

[AnyHoleWillDo]

Been seeing Amy there for a few weeks. Easy parking in front. It's an apartment but service is great. 200 gets you cfs. I've done a 2 popper a couple times. Pretty Asian girl roughly 35-40 I'm guessing with wrinkles around eyes. Let's you drill her for about 20-25 minutes. She'll let you smack her ass. No bareback yet. My experience in the last 40 years is that they'll all do bareback for the right donation. It's a good pounding for 200 though. Open at 9 and closes past my bedtime. Be safe.

[AnyHoleWillDo]

Been seeing Amy there for a few weeks. Easy parking in front. It's an apartment but service is great. 200 gets you cfs. I've done a 2 popper a couple times. Pretty Asian girl roughly 35-40 I'm guessing with wrinkles around eyes. Let's you drill her for about 20-25 minutes. She'll let you smack her ass. No bareback yet. My experience in the last 40 years is that they'll all do bareback for the right donation. It's a good pounding for 200 though. Open at 9 and closes past my bedtime. Be safe.

[NewCleve]

Thanks for the confirmation. Sounds like this was meant for Chicago, and not Cincinnati. Confirmed.

But how was the massage? I really miss getting a good Thai stretch.

[Dupaihuj-shill]

Cherry was built exactly right, with a tight athletic rack on a lean frame and a total knockout smile. I stripped down and got on the table facedown. She didn't mess around; she poured a good amount of warm oil onto my back and started pressing her palms into my shoulders. The oil was sticky and hot, and she worked the knots out of my traps with heavy pressure, digging in until I could feel my muscles finally give up and relax. It wasn't just a routine rub; she really got in there, sliding her hands down my spine with a heavy weight to it that made it hard to think about anything else at thier 5234 irving lotus SPA shop.

Then she had me flip over, and as soon as I saw her get out of her clothes, we started talking and flirting. Cherry English is great 872 366 1818 ; she's got this witty way of talking that made the whole thing feel less like a transaction and more like hanging out with a girl I actually wanted to be with. Once we were both down, she got me off with a heavy handed touch, focusing on the head and then moving the shaft around with enough lube to make it slippery as hell.

Cherry puts those nice, thick lips around Johnny and gets him all wet with her mouth. She does her usual routine, sliding that tongue around and licking the boys. Then she rubs the boys.

[GoodWill123]

Thanks for the confirmation. Sounds like this was meant for Chicago, and not Cincinnati. Confirmed.

I stopped in, 45 min massage was $70. New place and it looks nice, Atm is there because they don't take credit cards for payment. I saw a cute girl and the massage was mid, but this crazy ***** wanted $150 for naked L1 😂. Then she said she wanted $300 for L3. Told her fuck Outa here and finish the massage. Think their affiliated what used to be Ozone. I don't think I'll be back with these stupid prices. Afterwards I hit up a regular spot and got my nut off for $150 all in 😉. Stay safe gents

[ShakeNBake69]

Lefty, you left virtually the same exact post in the Cincinnati Massage Parlor section. Post 18456 in the Cincinnati section.

So, is this meant for Cincinnati or Chicago? Thanks in advance.

I stopped in, 45 min massage was $70. New place and it looks nice, Atm is there because they don't take credit cards for payment. I saw a cute girl and the massage was mid, but this crazy ***** wanted $150 for naked L1 😂. Then she said she wanted $300 for L3. Told her fuck Outa here and finish the massage. Think their affiliated what used to be Ozone. I don't think I'll be back with these stupid prices. Afterwards I hit up a regular spot and got my nut off for $150 all in 😉. Stay safe gents

[Hujihuj-shill]

Amy is 5'3" (approx. 160 cm) tall, with an ok face, and unwashed long hair. She is short, fat, unattractive and has enough hair down below to grow tomato's.

There's not much to say, I should have walked at the first minute but it had been awhile since I got a nut so I went along. Paid for 30, went to the room she said she would be right back. She didn't come back for 20 minutes and when she did she asked me "you not finish?" like she expected me to just jerk off.

Then she left again and came back and said times up.

On the way out the momma pulled me to the side and showed me they have hidden cameras inside and out and that they had my plate number and she said if I gave her 500 dollars they wouldn't send the pictures from inside to my wife.

I just left.

Don't ever go here.