Massage Parlor Reports

**BrandoM** · 09-20-26 09:06

Originally Posted by HugeDk [View Original Post]

To each their own as far as looks go, they are no worse than any place else though. Yes they will not do anything more than L1 here with UTC or top off at best. But catch the right girl at the right time. They can get busy here. I've called ahead to schedule only to have my lady be busy with another customer when I arrive. But they are far from dogs not sure what you expect. My experience is that the hotter they are the less fun they are so you choose.

Take the train to Chicago and go to one of their higher rated parlors and then come back here and you'll see why people are unimpressed here. Its been 5's at best for YEARS here with everyone basically being middle aged or grannies. We had some spots with actual good looking women like that ine place in Troy, etc. , but those days have been over for a while. I can't even close my eyes and imagine someone better at this point so I personally quit the hobby here until the talent is better. The entire point is to get someone more attractive than me just walking down the street to a bar and picking up any average woman.

**HugeDk** · 09-19-26 18:42

Originally Posted by Peachy407 [View Original Post]

I think all the girls should start wearing Venetian Carnival masks while also wearing latex outfits, dog face problem solved! Now just have to work on discouraging the jack hammer technique, any ideas?

Even with limited English they all understand slow or softer. Verbal commands or even demonstrate with your own hand or taking their hand to show them also works.

**WhiteWestern** · 09-19-26 18:00

I am very attracted to older asian providers. They tend to have a little more padding and have more miles under the belt. Does anyone have recommendations on FS providers on the westside? I geatly appreciate any feedback you have. Looking to head out this evening and would definitely follow your recommendations.

**Peachy407** · 09-19-26 11:21

Originally Posted by Zeek2120 [View Original Post]

My opinion is don't waste your time or money there. Massage I got today was aweful. It was a rushed and a big time tease type of massage to get me going only to be told no no no on everything. Happy ending was rushed with jack hammer.

All the girls are ugly to me. One seemed like granny while the others are younger they are dog faces and not so good body wise.

I think all the girls should start wearing Venetian Carnival masks while also wearing latex outfits, dog face problem solved! Now just have to work on discouraging the jack hammer technique, any ideas?

**Peachy407** · 09-19-26 11:18

Originally Posted by BuddyHeld11 [View Original Post]

Lucy has been "on vacation" in China, they tell me when I text or WeChat. Luce has been good for L2 1/2 (read: 69) and she has delivered L1 with her feet. Something new for this veteran.

That reminds me of a provider at the old Famous Shiatsu that specialized in L1 simulation using her feet. Damn I had some explosive orgs with her. Can't remember her name now though, might have been pre Ellie days even.

**Mstrbts** · 09-19-26 11:17

Originally Posted by BuddyHeld11 [View Original Post]

Lucy has been "on vacation" in China, they tell me when I text or WeChat. Luce has been good for L2 1/2 (read: 69) and she has delivered L1 with her feet. Something new for this veteran.

Her feet look good?

**BuddyHeld11** · 09-19-26 10:23

Originally Posted by MageXO [View Original Post]

As far as I'm aware, it's probably still the same, but I haven't been there since the place that was offering anything you could possibly want in the same strip closed, so I'm not entirely certain. I've heard most of the other Westland places have been hit by LE, but the neighboring cities have been a little better lately than before.

Lucy has been "on vacation" in China, they tell me when I text or WeChat. Luce has been good for L2 1/2 (read: 69) and she has delivered L1 with her feet. Something new for this veteran.

**HugeDk** · 09-19-26 08:50

Originally Posted by Zeek2120 [View Original Post]

My opinion is don't waste your time or money there. Massage I got today was aweful. It was a rushed and a big time tease type of massage to get me going only to be told no no no on everything. Happy ending was rushed with jack hammer.

All the girls are ugly to me. One seemed like granny while the others are younger they are dog faces and not so good body wise.

To each their own as far as looks go, they are no worse than any place else though. Yes they will not do anything more than L1 here with UTC or top off at best. But catch the right girl at the right time. They can get busy here. I've called ahead to schedule only to have my lady be busy with another customer when I arrive. But they are far from dogs not sure what you expect. My experience is that the hotter they are the less fun they are so you choose.

**HugeDk** · 09-19-26 08:44

Originally Posted by RonJohnson83 [View Original Post]

Can anyone comment on the current state of Bloom Jin in Westland?

Haven't been there in a couple years but I recall it was always a reliable good massage + tease + L1 for a very reasonable fee.

Can't remember nane if who I had, was there 2 times in past few months. Both were decent massage with L1 and UTC roaming. I always do 30 minutes as I don't have time but they are the only place still $45 for 30 minutes. So $90 out the door is good here.

**MageXO** · 09-19-26 03:55

Originally Posted by RonJohnson83 [View Original Post]

Can anyone comment on the current state of Bloom Jin in Westland?

Haven't been there in a couple years but I recall it was always a reliable good massage + tease + L1 for a very reasonable fee.

As far as I'm aware, it's probably still the same, but I haven't been there since the place that was offering anything you could possibly want in the same strip closed, so I'm not entirely certain. I've heard most of the other Westland places have been hit by LE, but the neighboring cities have been a little better lately than before.

**Zeek2120** · 09-19-26 02:53

Originally Posted by Hitta123 [View Original Post]

I was getting L2 from a few spas in Macomb off, Schoener. The girl has now moved on though. Macomb has always been a little dry, all the fun is out west but even Oakland County is on edge lately. LEO are setting out notices left and right to all these spas trying to get them evicted by their landlords, part of a new task force or something. Posting publicly blows up the spot, even trading too much info privately can too if someone shows the girl the messages but we got to exchange info somehow.

If anyones got any info to trade, my dms are open.

It's funny how you always say you get L2 or L3 from massage spas after the fact they close or the woman is gone. You always say you have UTR to trade. Why not just post your experience instead of after the fact. Which spa you get full service in macomb county off Schoenherr road? It's seems like you ask for info instead of posting about your full services after the fact. I'm calling you out on this and feel it's bs.

**Zeek2120** · 09-18-26 20:40

Originally Posted by VcyClonn [View Original Post]

Any report on Amber from starmoon? Saw her on last visit at the door but got a different provider. She looked good.

My opinion is don't waste your time or money there. Massage I got today was aweful. It was a rushed and a big time tease type of massage to get me going only to be told no no no on everything. Happy ending was rushed with jack hammer.

All the girls are ugly to me. One seemed like granny while the others are younger they are dog faces and not so good body wise.

**VcyClonn** · 09-18-26 14:12

Any report on Amber from starmoon? Saw her on last visit at the door but got a different provider. She looked good.

**RonJohnson83** · 09-18-26 14:07

Can anyone comment on the current state of Bloom Jin in Westland?

Haven't been there in a couple years but I recall it was always a reliable good massage + tease + L1 for a very reasonable fee.