Escort Reports

[JimmyChap]

One of the worst providers I've ever met. For reference for the rest of the review, I don't need or even really want GFE. Mandy is exactly my speed. This ***** was awful to hang out with.

Pros: Comms were good and easy. Hotel incall was nice. Face is pretty, not as pretty as the ad but she looks good. Tight kitty. Great ass for a white girl. Great tits.

Neutral: Horrible attitude. I was polite, pleasant, well-dressed, clean, on-time, and she acted like I was shit on her shoe. No idea why. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt, but that's why I pay a one-armed ***** to suck my dick, you know? Just a rude, miserable experience from the second I walked through her door. I list this as a neutral because I can (and did!) get off with a mean girl who hates me but fucks me anyway, but YMMV.

Cons: Flatly refused BBBJ despite her ad saying BBBJ available. Thought about asking for money back at that point. No kissing. No foreplay. No anything. I presented a clean, freshly washed, not exactly overwhelming johnson to her and got a terrible CBJ for about 30 seconds then she got tired or something and bent over. Boring and lazy performance with K9. Slight odor, not disgusting but noticeable.

Total waste of money. No idea why I got an experience so much worse than some of the rest of you, but I left regretting my choices in life a little bit.

This is exactly my experience. She was one of the worst I've had in a while.

[DoIt161]

It's been a minute since I posted a review. My real life has been pretty busy so I have really pulled back on exploring a lot new providers, and I have stuck to the same two over the last several months. I need quick, reliable and clean providers with clean and safe locations. One of those providers is Ally.

I forget who originally recommended her, but she has been around for a while now (as far as I know) and posts somewhat regularly. She did tell me that she only sees a limited number of people a day / week but I have heard that from every provider that I have ever talked to. Take it for what it is worth! Her old location down the road from the zoo was perfect for me, and again, if we connected and agreed on a time to meet, she has always been reliable. With that said, she will always be running a little behind so if your time is 10 am, plan on 10:10. Just plan it and you won't be disappointed. For me, she is always fresh out of the shower so I'm ok with it.

Our first meeting was not the best, but it was 100% on me. We finally connected after a number of attempts, and we scheduled a time. I arrived and her place and it was ok. Safe, somewhat clean and ready. Not sure what was going on with my d.Ick that day, but I was not focused and it took me a minute to get things around. She worked hard on getting things in motion and she got the job done. I know first meetings don't always go as planned. She was really nice and welcoming and worked hard for the finish.

Although a bit embarrassed, I wanted to try again. After a quick text, a time was set. I showed up and things went much better this time. After a bit of small talk, I grabbed her and kissed her like she was a long lost girlfriend. It got pretty passionate. After DATY, I mounted her (with a cover. I always use covers), and pounded her for 15 minutes and finished in the bag.

From then on, this has been my experience with her. She will allow a little ass play (a finger in her ass when I'm eating her out and when I'm ready to cum I like to rub it) but I don't push much more on her. She hasn't responded poorly but that isn't was I'm looking for with her. That's what my other provider is for (review coming).

I do enjoy our time together. I think I have seen her 7 or 8 times now. We only small talk for a couple of minutes when I arrive and a couple of minutes after. I'm typically short on time so this works perfectly fine for me. Her new place is nice too. She does, however, smoke so you could leave smelling like cigarettes. It's not bad but just be aware. Also, she can come off a little nervous and chatty, but I think that is part of her charm. I have always paid asking price in her ad. For me she is a reliable provider and worth the $.

Pros: very kind, nice and professional. Always, always, always fresh out of the shower and smells great. For me, a great value and no games. Good DFK and a real GFE if that's what you want or need. Her ad has all the details you need. Not a clock watcher.

Cons: there is cigarette smell in the air. Caution if heading home after. But it isn't terrible. Will always need an extra 10 minutes to get ready.

YMMV. Stay safe.

[AustinRamos1]

I'm a man of controlled variety and when I take the occasional break from my UTR sessions, I dip into the local pool. One of my favorites is Sophie. Not a fan of what's happened to this market but she's one of the three or four that have stayed really consistent. Decent comms and met at the door by an attractive young girl in lingerie. Looked good and smelled great. Her performance was crazy. Multiple positions, everything covered, and her missionary is passionate. Yes, I will repeat.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/016151901201

AR.

[RobBob62]

One of the worst providers I've ever met. For reference for the rest of the review, I don't need or even really want GFE. Mandy is exactly my speed. This ***** was awful to hang out with.

Pros: Comms were good and easy. Hotel incall was nice. Face is pretty, not as pretty as the ad but she looks good. Tight kitty. Great ass for a white girl. Great tits.

Neutral: Horrible attitude. I was polite, pleasant, well-dressed, clean, on-time, and she acted like I was shit on her shoe. No idea why. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt, but that's why I pay a one-armed ***** to suck my dick, you know? Just a rude, miserable experience from the second I walked through her door. I list this as a neutral because I can (and did!) get off with a mean girl who hates me but fucks me anyway, but YMMV.

Cons: Flatly refused BBBJ despite her ad saying BBBJ available. Thought about asking for money back at that point. No kissing. No foreplay. No anything. I presented a clean, freshly washed, not exactly overwhelming johnson to her and got a terrible CBJ for about 30 seconds then she got tired or something and bent over. Boring and lazy performance with K9. Slight odor, not disgusting but noticeable.

Total waste of money. No idea why I got an experience so much worse than some of the rest of you, but I left regretting my choices in life a little bit.

I saw her earlier this summer, expecting a decent time, based on previous reviews. My visit was not this bad, but it was the least sexy time I've ever had with a provider. She had very little to say, and jumped on her phone within seconds after I finished (which I mainly did on my own). I would have had more fun if I'd stuck with Pornhub.

[Sharkesque]

One of the worst providers I've ever met. For reference for the rest of the review, I don't need or even really want GFE. Mandy is exactly my speed. This ***** was awful to hang out with.

Pros: Comms were good and easy. Hotel incall was nice. Face is pretty, not as pretty as the ad but she looks good. Tight kitty. Great ass for a white girl. Great tits.

Neutral: Horrible attitude. I was polite, pleasant, well-dressed, clean, on-time, and she acted like I was shit on her shoe. No idea why. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt, but that's why I pay a one-armed ***** to suck my dick, you know? Just a rude, miserable experience from the second I walked through her door. I list this as a neutral because I can (and did!) get off with a mean girl who hates me but fucks me anyway, but YMMV.

Cons: Flatly refused BBBJ despite her ad saying BBBJ available. Thought about asking for money back at that point. No kissing. No foreplay. No anything. I presented a clean, freshly washed, not exactly overwhelming johnson to her and got a terrible CBJ for about 30 seconds then she got tired or something and bent over. Boring and lazy performance with K9. Slight odor, not disgusting but noticeable.

Total waste of money. No idea why I got an experience so much worse than some of the rest of you, but I left regretting my choices in life a little bit.

[DoIt161]

Haven't seen any reviews on this one, wondering if anyone has TOFTT?

DM with any info.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/773627146581

No, because I'm 99% sure there is a guy on the other side of the hole. Let us know if you try it out and how it was!

[Illiciit2]

I've seen this one posting lately and wondering if anyone has info about her. Feel free to PM if you prefer. https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/467641570523

She's a small petite blonde. Can take a good pounding. Decent overall, not the worse and not the best. But to get the job done in a pinch, sure.

[MongerMikey]

Haven't seen any reviews on this one, wondering if anyone has TOFTT?

DM with any info.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/773627146581

[KornDog17]

I've seen this one posting lately and wondering if anyone has info about her. Feel free to PM if you prefer. https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/467641570523

[Juice616]

This site has been difficult so I'll save the links and trust that people can find out who it is I'm talking about.

I've gone away from parlors because the door fee + minimum tip BS is total BS and I don't need an expensive fully clothed handjob.

Hits.

Jezebel the South African black queen. Nicest incall in the city and still affordable for $150 hh. Nice go to and if not your atf a good option.

Granny Cookie. Was in for a quickie and she is no looker but she can ride ok. $70 ss and found out she isn't on the needle but is affiliated with crack so I won't be back. She seemed nice so if non needle drug use is ok for you then have at it.

Jenn the skinny one. I had said she's scatterbrained and also think maybe she hits the pipe too, though she would deny. I have no proof but it would explain a lot. Tiny woman who is fun paid $120 ss doesn't rush you out. I'd rather take her cowgirl and doggy than BJ I haven't found it the best in GR although others have.

Chanel. She's a hot dirty blonde who posts sometimes on stg and has a tryst ad. She was probably hot AF 5 years ago and still looks good compared to most others. Had an amazing time paid $150 ss wasn't rushed and want to see her again. Was very impressed with HJ DATY BBBJ FS wasn't a huge fan of how she kissed but made up for it in every other area of my interest.

Riley. Kind of sad to report on this but last visit was probably my last. She's definitely a sex machine and gets wet but she smokes a lot of pot and she did have an odor between the legs. She certainly is a fun fuck but she isn't one I want to see again based on others.

Misses.

I never got to see that bushy beaver tattoo nympho who visited from OKC due to schedules not aligning. Haven't seen a review either but if she comes back someone hopefully can share if she's worth it or not.

Erin Elise. Hard to tell if the recent positive reviews of her are legit or not so I'll just say YMMV. Last time we had something planned she ghosted me and haven't gotten a reply back. What's weird is there's no let me make it up to you bit either.

I'm sure she still reads posts but I did refer a few people to CJ so maybe she can give one of you a discount the next time you pay her crazy prices LOL.

Just wondering is this the Chanel you are referring too.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/allen...e/855156536901

[SmallPP]

Been away for a bit. Getting back in the swing of things. Anyone know anything about this gem?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/761143439194

This is Angel, she was UTR awhile ago but I guess she looking for more clients to visit. I had a visit with her last week and overall it was a good time, for someone who bit older she still has a good looking body and is well kept. Rates are reasonable, 120 hhr or 150 hr. My only complaint that I would have is that she has cut me short on time when I made visit to her for an hour recently and last 2 time I've seen her in the past.

All in all she good and a reliable provider, I would see her again but probably wouldn't be my first choice.

[BeanLicker]

This site has been difficult so I'll save the links and trust that people can find out who it is I'm talking about.

I've gone away from parlors because the door fee + minimum tip BS is total BS and I don't need an expensive fully clothed handjob.

Hits.

Jezebel the South African black queen. Nicest incall in the city and still affordable for $150 hh. Nice go to and if not your atf a good option.

Granny Cookie. Was in for a quickie and she is no looker but she can ride ok. $70 ss and found out she isn't on the needle but is affiliated with crack so I won't be back. She seemed nice so if non needle drug use is ok for you then have at it.

Jenn the skinny one. I had said she's scatterbrained and also think maybe she hits the pipe too, though she would deny. I have no proof but it would explain a lot. Tiny woman who is fun paid $120 ss doesn't rush you out. I'd rather take her cowgirl and doggy than BJ I haven't found it the best in GR although others have.

Chanel. She's a hot dirty blonde who posts sometimes on stg and has a tryst ad. She was probably hot AF 5 years ago and still looks good compared to most others. Had an amazing time paid $150 ss wasn't rushed and want to see her again. Was very impressed with HJ DATY BBBJ FS wasn't a huge fan of how she kissed but made up for it in every other area of my interest.

Riley. Kind of sad to report on this but last visit was probably my last. She's definitely a sex machine and gets wet but she smokes a lot of pot and she did have an odor between the legs. She certainly is a fun fuck but she isn't one I want to see again based on others.

Misses.

I never got to see that bushy beaver tattoo nympho who visited from OKC due to schedules not aligning. Haven't seen a review either but if she comes back someone hopefully can share if she's worth it or not.

Erin Elise. Hard to tell if the recent positive reviews of her are legit or not so I'll just say YMMV. Last time we had something planned she ghosted me and haven't gotten a reply back. What's weird is there's no let me make it up to you bit either.

I'm sure she still reads posts but I did refer a few people to CJ so maybe she can give one of you a discount the next time you pay her crazy prices LOL.

[NickBeam]

She back and ass is best in GRapids.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...t/686842655061

Trouble. Safe clean location.

Does she allow DATY? What is an hour damage?

[DoIt161]

Any review on this one? https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/female-escorts/ravenous-raven--duo-adorable-r/132911287277

I like what I see in her pictures that Rose posts, but until I see a face picture, there is no way I'm paying those prices. Hell, I'm not paying those prices after I see her face.

Plus, I'm sure you'll have Rose sitting in the corner with a stop watch. No thanks.

[TakingChances]

Nothing wrong per se, I've seen her 2 x. There are reviews on this site. She's nice, prompt (mostly), drug free (bonus). She's also on the high price side. More that I'm willing to part with.

Been away from the area for a bit. I get the frustration of bait and switch, but what's wrong with the one that was there? I'm interested.