Massage Parlor Reports

**Diginonomous** · 09-09-26 15:08

I started with AMPs about 25 years ago. Never was a long term thing but I got mu start at them. King spa was my first spa handy. Ace spa amd spa 34 and also lanes.
I was going to be in the area for half a day so decided to try out lanes again. Its been about 25 years I believe. So when the masseuse asked if I've been there before I could answer honestly LOL.
Saw another monger go in just before me ao I waited in my car a few minutes as to not cross paths.
Saw a thicker lady with big knockers walking with the other guy and since I'm. A boob guy I was aww shucks.
The lady the sent in was very pretty though. Sopihia / sophie. Great body and nice natural c cups.
She had a pleasant personality and was very cordial.
Table shower was clean amd so was the room.
Her massage was good. Not a fan of the standing on the back but it is what it is.
Left happy.
Will return if I'm in the area or want to take a trip. It was nice to visit a place from so long ago that I'm surprised is still in business, considering.

**JAK52** · 09-09-26 13:55

Looking to go to Crystal and I see a few reports all pointing to Cookie.

What other providers are there and which would you recommend and why.

If you would like feel free to DM me looking to go maybe next week.

Thanks for the input.

**BassMan1989** · 09-09-26 13:28

Originally Posted by Rickyp1412 [View Original Post]

I'm the same way, with AMPs you know what you are getting upfront. The escorts are always an unknown until you do it, but it helps if they have legit references. The problem is it gets boring easily with the same old same old with these AMPs. Is the Columbian in a hotel by chance Sofia, Lorena, or the MILF? I've seen all 3 talked about in the Chicago forum and a few times in different suburbs.

I also do better with the build up and services at AMPs (Or at least Relax, Lanes, Carson <S Eola in Aurora ). I'm 60+ so need a little build up for little me to get ready. That's Why I like Ewa and KiKi at Relax for TS and BBBJ to begin.

That said. I've found an independent provider in Naperville / Lisle area I really like. Private, nice condo. Not hotel, and arguably best head in the business. But this is the massage thread. So feel free to DM me if you want her info.

**Rickyp1412** · 09-09-26 12:49

Originally Posted by NewTo [View Original Post]

Is the Colombian in a hotel by chance Sofia, Lorena, or the MILF? I've seen all 3 talked about in the Chicago forum and a few times in different suburbs.

It's Sofia in VP. Does that change your answer?

My other choice is Michelle in MP.

Or roll the dice at Relax?

Not going to lie, nervous about doing any of it. I know once I go, I'll be fine. It's just first time jitters.

New.

Sofia has legit reports in the Best Latinas sub in the Chicago forum, should be legit. Just remember there is jitters and there is spidey senses, if something feels off, avoid it. But from what I've read Sofia is fine, YMMV on the experience though. Lorena and the MILF are more talked about.

Michelle in MP, I don't know, have a link?

If you are nervous, might as well have a good time at AMPs for now and when you want a change hit up Sofia or others.

**FnlvnGuy** · 09-09-26 11:08

Originally Posted by NewTo [View Original Post]

Is the Colombian in a hotel by chance Sofia, Lorena, or the MILF? I've seen all 3 talked about in the Chicago forum and a few times in different suburbs.

It's Sofia in VP. Does that change your answer?

My other choice is Michelle in MP.

Or roll the dice at Relax?

Not going to lie, nervous about doing any of it. I know once I go, I'll be fine. It's just first time jitters.

New.

If you are newbie, just go at a Spa. No need for extra stress and non-sense. Go to an established spa and start there. Down the road you may decide to go different route.

**New To** · 09-08-26 16:37

Is the Colombian in a hotel by chance Sofia, Lorena, or the MILF? I've seen all 3 talked about in the Chicago forum and a few times in different suburbs.

It's Sofia in VP. Does that change your answer?

My other choice is Michelle in MP.

Or roll the dice at Relax?

Not going to lie, nervous about doing any of it. I know once I go, I'll be fine. It's just first time jitters.

New.

**Rickyp1412** · 09-08-26 16:17

Originally Posted by NewTo [View Original Post]

After watching this forum for a few months, I'm ready to dip my * in the hobby.

I have some free time this weekend and I'm trying to decide between a Columbian at a hotel (with great reviews) or Relax AMP.

Some advice on pros and cons of each would be greatly appreciated.

TIA 🙏.

Originally Posted by Harbinger147 [View Original Post]

When it comes to between these locations or in a hotel room, I like to do the AMPs when backpage was still a major thing, I would often do the hotels, and I ALWAYS felt paranoid that I was walking into a stink operation, I've seen far to many cops episode of guys going to see a hot looking hooker, only for it to turn out to be a police sting operation. Though when it comes to AMP vs hookers. I like AMPs because you get the table shower the massage and the tease and build up to the fun. It's one reason why I dislike AMPs or the AAMPs that get STRAIGHT to business. It ruins the fun and excitement of the build up.

I'm the same way, with AMPs you know what you are getting upfront. The escorts are always an unknown until you do it, but it helps if they have legit references. The problem is it gets boring easily with the same old same old with these AMPs. Is the Columbian in a hotel by chance Sofia, Lorena, or the MILF? I've seen all 3 talked about in the Chicago forum and a few times in different suburbs.

**Si777** · 09-08-26 14:26

Originally Posted by Harbinger147 [View Original Post]

When it comes to between these locations or in a hotel room, I like to do the AMPs when backpage was still a major thing, I would often do the hotels, and I ALWAYS felt paranoid that I was walking into a stink operation, I've seen far to many cops episode of guys going to see a hot looking hooker, only for it to turn out to be a police sting operation. Though when it comes to AMP vs hookers. I like AMPs because you get the table shower the massage and the tease and build up to the fun. It's one reason why I dislike AMPs or the AAMPs that get STRAIGHT to business. It ruins the fun and excitement of the build up.

I agree, hotels scare me now. When I was younger and using Craigslist / backpage I didn't give a thought about stings. Now I don't want my name or mugshot in that blotter. I'm with you, I like the buildup with all the extras, table shower, massage, etc before the main event.

**Harbinger147** · 09-08-26 11:03

Originally Posted by NewTo [View Original Post]

After watching this forum for a few months, I'm ready to dip my * in the hobby.

I have some free time this weekend and I'm trying to decide between a Columbian at a hotel (with great reviews) or Relax AMP.

Some advice on pros and cons of each would be greatly appreciated.

TIA 🙏.

When it comes to between these locations or in a hotel room, I like to do the AMPs when backpage was still a major thing, I would often do the hotels, and I ALWAYS felt paranoid that I was walking into a stink operation, I've seen far to many cops episode of guys going to see a hot looking hooker, only for it to turn out to be a police sting operation. Though when it comes to AMP vs hookers. I like AMPs because you get the table shower the massage and the tease and build up to the fun. It's one reason why I dislike AMPs or the AAMPs that get STRAIGHT to business. It ruins the fun and excitement of the build up.

**OldSchoolGuy73** · 09-08-26 00:15

Originally Posted by NewTo [View Original Post]

After watching this forum for a few months, I'm ready to dip my * in the hobby.

I have some free time this weekend and I'm trying to decide between a Columbian at a hotel (with great reviews) or Relax AMP.

Some advice on pros and cons of each would be greatly appreciated.

TIA 🙏.

Both are enjoyable.

**Si777** · 09-06-26 14:39

Originally Posted by FnlvnGuy [View Original Post]

I agree with both. Kiki is better on the eyes, but at least for me Ewa is more "giving" Anyway as always YMMV, so you should try both at least once and decide.

Yes, agreed relax does have a nice variety. You can get CBJ, BBBJ, rimming, dfk, just depends on who you go with. I always like vivi & Kiki just my preference. Both provide different services and has different assets, depends on the day and what I'm looking for. Can't go wrong with relax, always a solid choice, but variety is always good. To breakup the same routine from the girls we see regularly.

**FnlvnGuy** · 09-05-26 19:04

Originally Posted by Psilue [View Original Post]

Eva is also great and has the same menu as Kiki though Kiki is more attractive in my opinion.

I agree with both. Kiki is better on the eyes, but at least for me Ewa is more "giving" Anyway as always YMMV, so you should try both at least once and decide.

**New To** · 09-05-26 14:37

After watching this forum for a few months, I'm ready to dip my * in the hobby.

I have some free time this weekend and I'm trying to decide between a Columbian at a hotel (with great reviews) or Relax AMP.

Some advice on pros and cons of each would be greatly appreciated.

TIA 🙏.

**Psilue** · 09-05-26 14:12

Originally Posted by Si777 [View Original Post]

If you want GFE, I'd go with Kiki. She offers dfk, BBBJ and rimming. From my experiences there no one will do BBFS. Hope this helps, stay safe!

Eva is also great and has the same menu as Kiki though Kiki is more attractive in my opinion.

**Si777** · 09-05-26 13:16

Originally Posted by Kyrosk94 [View Original Post]

I see so many reviews on Relax and I'll be visiting in 2 weeks. I'm thinking of seeing either Mocha or Kiki. I don't know who to pick. I want some good GFE service. Who would you recommend?

Would any of them offer BBFS?

If you want GFE, I'd go with Kiki. She offers dfk, BBBJ and rimming. From my experiences there no one will do BBFS. Hope this helps, stay safe!