Escort Reports

[Chicago Monger]

She has got to be aging old by now.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ouis/214339849

The headline is offering 100 special. I think I remember limited positions due to health.

[mountainman7890]

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ber-42735.html

Has anyone seen Kelly? Would not be surprised if this is a scam but also would not be surprised to see it's real either. Anytime I do a name search I get alot of Kelly from PLM.

[QueNine]

Peaches.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/alton...i/845646413983

Pro: Enthusiastic, fun vibes, easy to text, communicative, cute face.

Con: There's a reason she doesn't show her full body. Big ole droopy gut. Shaped like a bowling ball.

I dunno what to make of this one, fellas, I really don't.

I got worked up, sent some text feelers out, got a reply from Peaches here and found out she was doing doubles. In for a penny, in for a pound.

She sent photos of her duo partner that looked okay enough, so fuck it, why not.

Peaches' partner is Kelina. They claimed to have just met at the no-tel motel at south City. No reason to doubt them.

I should have recognized her, but different hair colors and a year or whatever later, and I just forgot.

Nothing about the season was wrong apart from the carefully taken, body-shape obscuring photos, but goddamn, that Kelina is such a boring, vacuously headed dolt that she was a total waste of space and waste of money. The whole thing was such a turn off that I had to get myself off.

I don't even get the impression it's because she's using (I mean, any more than 90% of these girls are users, but she wasn't nodding her head, struggling to stay away. She was just boring).

So I don't know, I might see Peaches again. She's got that enthusiastic Big Girl attitude in the sack which overcomes the Big Girl body, but goddamn, any kind of money spent on that Kelina is a waste.

Kelina's recent Crawler ad:

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/missouri/stlouis/214290942

The third pic down on the left didn't tip you off? She looks like a 100 lb bag of rice in clothes.

[Ventomiglia]

Anyone know if Charlotte still around? It looks like her ad on Tryst and RubRankings gone as well as TER profile.

This has happened before with her.

But if this is her choice, to ride off into the sunset, we definitely lost a first class lady, one of the best in Stl.

[Stlconnoisseur]

Anyone know if Charlotte still around? It looks like her ad on Tryst and RubRankings gone as well as TER profile.

[ErdRick]

What was the damage?

Many of them quoted QV at $ and HH at $. 5 and hour for $$ or $$. 5.

[Bob Jakkson]

Everything about this post is fishy af and throws up huge red flags.

Just passing along some intel I picked up. Feel free to ignore it.

Not sure I trust the car wash dude either. Maybe he's full of shit.

[JohnnyMong]

Why are we still doing the pretending with the 'a know a guy who told me' stuff?

Everything about this post is fishy af and throws up huge red flags.

[AceChase]

Why are we still doing the pretending with the 'a know a guy who told me' stuff?

That and "had a dream about".

[Prof30]

Peaches.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/alton...i/845646413983

Pro: Enthusiastic, fun vibes, easy to text, communicative, cute face.

Con: There's a reason she doesn't show her full body. Big ole droopy gut. Shaped like a bowling ball.

I dunno what to make of this one, fellas, I really don't.

I got worked up, sent some text feelers out, got a reply from Peaches here and found out she was doing doubles. In for a penny, in for a pound.

She sent photos of her duo partner that looked okay enough, so fuck it, why not.

Peaches' partner is Kelina. They claimed to have just met at the no-tel motel at south City. No reason to doubt them.

I should have recognized her, but different hair colors and a year or whatever later, and I just forgot.

Nothing about the season was wrong apart from the carefully taken, body-shape obscuring photos, but goddamn, that Kelina is such a boring, vacuously headed dolt that she was a total waste of space and waste of money. The whole thing was such a turn off that I had to get myself off.

I don't even get the impression it's because she's using (I mean, any more than 90% of these girls are users, but she wasn't nodding her head, struggling to stay away. She was just boring).

So I don't know, I might see Peaches again. She's got that enthusiastic Big Girl attitude in the sack which overcomes the Big Girl body, but goddamn, any kind of money spent on that Kelina is a waste.

Kelina's recent Crawler ad:

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/missouri/stlouis/214290942

[Prof30]

So, I met a guy at a bar this past weekend who was talking to a dude at the car wash who was telling him that he visited an interesting new girl, Sarah (link below). Quoting the bar guy, who was quoting the car wash dude, the story goes something like this:

"I had a chance to meet Sarah recently and had a great time. She's located up in North City, which is a hangup for me since I've had some unpleasant experiences there in the past. She's staying with a friend, Stacey (link below) at a house there. But her pictures were nice and once I got over my hangup, I was surprised to find that when I went, late afternoon on a weekend day, it felt very safe in the area. It's between 70 and Bellefontaine Cemetery on a major boulevard that is tree-lined, with well kept houses and decent cars. ".

"The house they are in is a single family home, in good shape and is clean and well furnished. When I got to the door, Stacey greeted me and she was very nice. She was extremely patient with me in scheduling as I was a bit of a pain in the ass. Soon after, Sara came out in a form fitting dress. She's a very pretty girl. And she led me back to her room where we got comfortable on her bed. ".

"Sara is quite shy. But she opened up some as the hour went on and she was very accommodating and eager to please. I'm not going to go into lots of detail but we had a very safe interaction and we both released some pent up tension. I'd recommend her to others and I'll repeat myself. ".

"I will say that the girthy guys out there might think twice. To paraphrase a contemporary American poet, there aren't going to be any big Mack trucks parking up in that little garage anytime soon. There are other options, of course, and she's eager to please, as I said, so just be advised. ".

So that's the gist of the story I got. If you all have questions, I'll try to remember anything else the bar guy said that he heard from the car wash dude but that's pretty much it.

Sarah: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214138931.

Stacey: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214004296.

No fucking way would I have seen that ad and thought that girl was legit. Huh.

[HolyStone1975]

So, I met a guy at a bar this past weekend who was talking to a dude at the car wash who was telling him that he visited an interesting new girl, Sarah (link below). Quoting the bar guy, who was quoting the car wash dude, the story goes something like this:

"I had a chance to meet Sarah recently and had a great time. She's located up in North City, which is a hangup for me since I've had some unpleasant experiences there in the past. She's staying with a friend, Stacey (link below) at a house there. But her pictures were nice and once I got over my hangup, I was surprised to find that when I went, late afternoon on a weekend day, it felt very safe in the area. It's between 70 and Bellefontaine Cemetery on a major boulevard that is tree-lined, with well kept houses and decent cars. ".

"The house they are in is a single family home, in good shape and is clean and well furnished. When I got to the door, Stacey greeted me and she was very nice. She was extremely patient with me in scheduling as I was a bit of a pain in the ass. Soon after, Sara came out in a form fitting dress. She's a very pretty girl. And she led me back to her room where we got comfortable on her bed. ".

"Sara is quite shy. But she opened up some as the hour went on and she was very accommodating and eager to please. I'm not going to go into lots of detail but we had a very safe interaction and we both released some pent up tension. I'd recommend her to others and I'll repeat myself. ".

"I will say that the girthy guys out there might think twice. To paraphrase a contemporary American poet, there aren't going to be any big Mack trucks parking up in that little garage anytime soon. There are other options, of course, and she's eager to please, as I said, so just be advised. ".

So that's the gist of the story I got. If you all have questions, I'll try to remember anything else the bar guy said that he heard from the car wash dude but that's pretty much it.

Sarah: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214138931.

Stacey: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214004296.

Why are we still doing the pretending with the 'a know a guy who told me' stuff?

[Bob Jakkson]

So, I met a guy at a bar this past weekend who was talking to a dude at the car wash who was telling him that he visited an interesting new girl, Sarah (link below). Quoting the bar guy, who was quoting the car wash dude, the story goes something like this:

"I had a chance to meet Sarah recently and had a great time. She's located up in North City, which is a hangup for me since I've had some unpleasant experiences there in the past. She's staying with a friend, Stacey (link below) at a house there. But her pictures were nice and once I got over my hangup, I was surprised to find that when I went, late afternoon on a weekend day, it felt very safe in the area. It's between 70 and Bellefontaine Cemetery on a major boulevard that is tree-lined, with well kept houses and decent cars. ".

"The house they are in is a single family home, in good shape and is clean and well furnished. When I got to the door, Stacey greeted me and she was very nice. She was extremely patient with me in scheduling as I was a bit of a pain in the ass. Soon after, Sara came out in a form fitting dress. She's a very pretty girl. And she led me back to her room where we got comfortable on her bed. ".

"Sara is quite shy. But she opened up some as the hour went on and she was very accommodating and eager to please. I'm not going to go into lots of detail but we had a very safe interaction and we both released some pent up tension. I'd recommend her to others and I'll repeat myself. ".

"I will say that the girthy guys out there might think twice. To paraphrase a contemporary American poet, there aren't going to be any big Mack trucks parking up in that little garage anytime soon. There are other options, of course, and she's eager to please, as I said, so just be advised. ".

So that's the gist of the story I got. If you all have questions, I'll try to remember anything else the bar guy said that he heard from the car wash dude but that's pretty much it.

Sarah: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214138931.

Stacey: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214004296.

[DoodleKatz]

I could see a provider not fully agreeing to bbj before meeting on basis of purchaser hygiene. I shower both before AND after meeting someone, I can't say what the average John does but a good percentage probably "forgets.

For those type of ads (more emojis than words) I tend to ignore anyways, I feel they are either fake, trying too hard, or just scream unintelligence, which is a turnoff. Have I missed out on a few great times? Surely. Have I been stabbed or robbed? Not yet.

That being said, I've never gotten the threatening "cartel" call afterwards. I feel a bit left out.

I did not think of that aspect as when I set an appointment I always build in time for me to shower and shave before I leave my place. So appointment time is S&S plus estimated drive time.

Don't see how I can expect good smells when I stink. Come to think of it I see quite a few ads mentioning need for hygiene.

[Wfhff14]

Other than the ad I posted, which someone in apt asian threads has said was Galleria group, https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214202676 this one may be the one that sparked the call. Asked for details got 300 hr FS. Asked about BBJ and was told had be be discussed when I got there. The discuss when got there was a deal killer for me anyhow. Meh.

I could see a provider not fully agreeing to bbj before meeting on basis of purchaser hygiene. I shower both before AND after meeting someone, I can't say what the average John does but a good percentage probably "forgets.”

For those type of ads (more emojis than words) I tend to ignore anyways, I feel they are either fake, trying too hard, or just scream unintelligence, which is a turnoff. Have I missed out on a few great times? Surely. Have I been stabbed or robbed? Not yet.

That being said, I've never gotten the threatening "cartel" call afterwards. I feel a bit left out.