Massage Parlor Reports

**JFromSd** · 08-23-26 16:34

I should've checked RM. Ggl only found a defunct parlor down the street near the 5, next to Starbux.

Originally Posted by Spoonyg [View Original Post]

Based on the name, looks like he was talking about Relax &massage in oceanside off Greenbrier.

**Spoonyg** · 08-23-26 01:56

Originally Posted by JFromSd [View Original Post]

Nothing happening for me yesterday when I stopped by Relax Spa on RSF at La Mirada.

A blondish 40+ year old woman greeted me and brought me back to the room. She was maybe 5'1" and not attractive to me in any way. When she said she would be my masseuse, I asked if Joi or JoiJoi, or Jojo was available. Nope, no one here with that name.

I asked if anyone else was available. The only other girl working, "Katsuma" or something like that was busy and would be available in 30 minutes. She put a pillow on the massage table and suggested I lay down and take a nap while I wait.

She left the room and fetched the other girl and brought her over for a quick look. (I felt a little bad for the poor customer sitting on the table while this was taking place). "Kat" looked younger, (late twenties I would guess), but not appealing to me. She was also about 5'1" with short brunette hair, pulled back, with a chubby body. She was dressed in dark yoga pants and a tight shirt. I said, no thank you, and she went back to her customer.

I politely excused myself and apologized for taking up their time.

No way I'm going back there.

Based on the name, looks like he was talking about Relax &massage in oceanside off Greenbrier.

**JFromSd** · 08-22-26 18:18

Nothing happening for me yesterday when I stopped by Relax Spa on RSF at La Mirada.

A blondish 40+ year old woman greeted me and brought me back to the room. She was maybe 5'1" and not attractive to me in any way. When she said she would be my masseuse, I asked if Joi or JoiJoi, or Jojo was available. Nope, no one here with that name.

I asked if anyone else was available. The only other girl working, "Katsuma" or something like that was busy and would be available in 30 minutes. She put a pillow on the massage table and suggested I lay down and take a nap while I wait.

She left the room and fetched the other girl and brought her over for a quick look. (I felt a little bad for the poor customer sitting on the table while this was taking place). "Kat" looked younger, (late twenties I would guess), but not appealing to me. She was also about 5'1" with short brunette hair, pulled back, with a chubby body. She was dressed in dark yoga pants and a tight shirt. I said, no thank you, and she went back to her customer.

I politely excused myself and apologized for taking up their time.

No way I'm going back there.

Originally Posted by Yokedvato [View Original Post]

Ran across this shop and decided to just pop in to see who was working. Was greeted by Jiojio, she is very attractive. Long black hair, beautiful eyes and a nice round ass. Nice physique with some D's on her. Very service oriented.

Session was a great time, lots of DFK, BBBJ, CFS in multiple positions. K9 is probably the best and finished with CIM. Good attitude and will repeat.

**Yokedvato** · 08-13-26 12:00

Ran across this shop and decided to just pop in to see who was working. Was greeted by Jiojio, she is very attractive. Long black hair, beautiful eyes and a nice round ass. Nice physique with some D's on her. Very service oriented.

Session was a great time, lots of DFK, BBBJ, CFS in multiple positions. K9 is probably the best and finished with CIM. Good attitude and will repeat.

**ScottJones2020** · 11-10-25 17:31

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**FunmnGuy** · 09-01-25 20:39

Does the place on 1280 offer more than just HJs?

The few other Vista AMPs that do provide extras are just HJ shops.

**FunmnGuy** · 08-17-25 15:08

There are some places that have 100 hf. What's with that? Are the services different? Better? Or just the same as all the other places?

**FunmnGuy** · 08-14-25 22:30

I made the mistake of seeing a provider there Other then one I had seen previously. This one apparently thought she was entitled to 1. 0 for oral and hand, as she claimed to be on the rag. I declined, but gave in to. 4 for a hand job, that was so detached, that I had to finish it. Bottom line is: stick with a provider that you know, and if she is not there (as mine wasn't! DO NOT GO! These AMP's here in North County SUCK as a rule, and these providers think they can catch the same rates as CL providers. Perhaps boycotting them out of business is an option?

**FunmnGuy** · 08-11-25 18:19

How young (or old) are the girls these days?

As for boycotting San Diego AMPs, I would agree with you if it weren't for the Escondido AMPs. They treat you like Kings over there. Unfortunately, it's way too crowded nowadays over there. I don't like crowded AMPs.

**RyanE36** · 04-10-25 18:00

Originally Posted by UncleLumpyLap [View Original Post]

Dropped a load at MC spa in oside.

It's weird they are operating in the same lot as the PD.

Standard CFS $$. 4.

I thought the same thing. But I think there are also 3 or 4 other spas just around the corner as well. I believe one of which is FS. So yeah, kinda crazy. I don't have the balls to check it out.

**UncleLumpyLap** · 03-23-25 08:44

Dropped a load at MC spa in oside.

It's weird they are operating in the same lot as the PD.

Standard CFS $$. 4.

**Swimmer17** · 03-16-25 19:34

Has anybody been to Happy Shiatsu in Carlsbad recently?

**UncleLumpyLap** · 02-23-25 21:20

Tried the spot on Oceanside blvd behind the Wienerschnitzel for the first time.

Two nice looking ladies working.

Massage was limited but full service was available.

Lady was very concerned about hygiene so really couldn't get into it. Just a pump and dump.

**Cockasians** · 01-11-25 12:27

Originally Posted by PrinterMike [View Original Post]

Out of towner here for a month on business. Had a solid visit at Bon. Happy to leave a more detailed report, but don't want to break any local protocols. Looking for something closer in Carlsbad that fits the bill like Bon. Any intel is appreciated, pm is fine as well.

Thanks.

Sunny Ocean Spa is right down the street from Bon and is worth a visit while your in town.

**GoraGora** · 01-07-25 14:35

Originally Posted by PrinterMike [View Original Post]

Out of towner here for a month on business. Had a solid visit at Bon. Happy to leave a more detailed report, but don't want to break any local protocols. Looking for something closer in Carlsbad that fits the bill like Bon. Any intel is appreciated, pm is fine as well.

Thanks.

A lot of new players have opened in the area, but Bon has become my favorite FS joint in North County.