Massage Parlor Reports

[Bfm66]

You will find quite a few L3 places on Broadway. It is easier to list the non-L3 places. As mentioned below, Ocean Spa with Cici is L1 only. That is the only purely L1 place that I know of. Pink Flamingos offers covered L2 and the rest all offer L3.

Okay, I'm sorry, but I have to ask what the hell is L1, L2 and L3?

[ChuteRigger]

I went to Tulip Relaxation today and the other reports are spot on however, I would like to add additional information: As far as the AMP itself, while it is just off Evergreen, the location is pretty obscure. The entrance was in the rear and there is no signage to indicate where the entrance is located. While you do get some noise from the road, I did not have to worry about getting disturbed by any other mongers since the location is so low key. I scheduled an appointment at 10 am and Ella had to open up shop. All the lights were off and I saw her walk up to the building. There were no other providers available. I thought it was rather strange being 10 am on a Saturday that she had to open things up.

Now on the Ella. The other review is spot on. She is an auntie spinner that maybe stood at 5 feet tall and maybe 100 lbs. She is at best an A-cup, more likely an AA cup but the were perfectly perky. The massage itself was pretty decent and comparable to every other shop in the area. She is completely natural however, not overly hairy, kind of being in the goldilocks zone with that regard. We engaged in all the alphabet and was very willing to perform GFE with DFK. She seemed to really enjoy that aspect.

All in all, if you like your women slightly older and part of the itty bitty titty brigade, I would recommend this place, I would consider it to be a diamond in the rough. Pricing was on point with the other two reviews as well. I would also recommend either calling or texting before hand because as I mentioned before, Ella had to open shop up even though the other site has hours listed as 9 am to 10 pm.

[Tasman63]

Hell, I uploaded my recent review of Tokyo Spa (Lynnwood) to RubMaps and they deleted it during the review process. Sucks because I had a halfway decent session there and figured I'd let everyone know, especially since it's not one of the hot spots.

Name and damage?

[KitWalker1967]

I understand the spam and BS reviews were an issue, but in this region there are only a handful of good parlors and we have banned the only spas most people go to in like a 60 mile radius from my house. I'm not going to act like I know what's best for the forum but I have no reason to open this website anymore. People already stopped using rubmaps ages ago, this was the only place left I had to check who is working when and where and now I'm just completely in the dark.

Hell, I uploaded my recent review of Tokyo Spa (Lynnwood) to RubMaps and they deleted it during the review process. Sucks because I had a halfway decent session there and figured I'd let everyone know, especially since it's not one of the hot spots.

[DickRk]

If you give your phone number to the mama-san, at least don't give it to her along with your board handle. You are just making it too easy. No shit, I've seen more than one dude's board name when I have been doing the translator thing with the MMS. Might be pretty fucking awkward if the wrong people got hold of her phone.

And pro tip: the super-busy super-popular shops are targets and if you're going to play you've got to be discreet and invisible. Those shops are the opposite of invisible.

But, if I wear my invisible cloak the piggies will never see me.

[Nolanrob442]

Any recommendations of places in the north lynnwood / south Everett area? (Ones less travelled, and won't get you in trouble for mentioning?

Haven't been in a while and I think these are more known for older girls, but I have seen younger ones at these places too.

There's probably more now but below is a list. I've heard good things about others like Royal and the new one that opened a couple months ago across the start from VIP on Gibson, but haven't tried either. Just start at airport road and go south on 99. They're all south from there minus Airport Massage. That is on airport road west of 99. Also all have table showers which I recommend getting even if you just showered.

Airport massage.

VIP massage.

Golden spa.

Euro touch.

[Tasman63]

If you give your phone number to the mama-san, at least don't give it to her along with your board handle. You are just making it too easy. No shit, I've seen more than one dude's board name when I have been doing the translator thing with the MMS. Might be pretty fucking awkward if the wrong people got hold of her phone.

And pro tip: the super-busy super-popular shops are targets and if you're going to play you've got to be discreet and invisible. Those shops are the opposite of invisible.

Good point!

[Marko Ramius]

If you give your phone number to the mama-san, at least don't give it to her along with your board handle. You are just making it too easy. No shit, I've seen more than one dude's board name when I have been doing the translator thing with the MMS. Might be pretty fucking awkward if the wrong people got hold of her phone.

And pro tip: the super-busy super-popular shops are targets and if you're going to play you've got to be discreet and invisible. Those shops are the opposite of invisible.

[Tasman63]

I understand the spam and BS reviews were an issue, but in this region there are only a handful of good parlors and we have banned the only spas most people go to in like a 60 mile radius from my house. I'm not going to act like I know what's best for the forum but I have no reason to open this website anymore. People already stopped using rubmaps ages ago, this was the only place left I had to check who is working when and where and now I'm just completely in the dark.

Don't let the ban stop you, Texted MMS and start developing a repour and tell them your preferences GFE, PSE and they'll recommend someone. Yes, reviews are nice, personally I've never really been disappointed. Don't get me wrong some experiences are better than others, YMMV but a lot rides on how you treat the ladies!

[Shallowman2]

I have to agree with nonono90. I am up in bellingham and the unspoken were my go to I could sense what the admin has spoken up about, but isn't it my job to sort the bullshit and lies from solid info? It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure it out. I too rarely come on here anymore.

[ZoooBus]

ANy recent intell, or rubmaps reviews worth checking into?

These are so convenient to get to, curious if they are worth stopping by lately.

One Spa (One Spa 4716 Evergreen Way) Used to be great, on par with the banned places, then costs creeped up. I've noticed the craft shop next door occasionally sits outside and watches their door, anyone been recently??

Sweet massage, recently renamed again, 1807 broadway just half a block north of 19th. Worth stopping by?

Q-Spa in downtown Everett (2625 Colby Ave) what's this one like??

Lumi Zen (3211 Broadway) I've heard mixed reviews, anything recent?

I went to Diamond Spa, formerly Sweet Spa, on Broadway yesterday. The masseuse was young, in her 20's. She gave a mediocre massage, and then on the flip offered HE only. She was very attractive, but also rather inexperienced. Nice attitude though. May repeat. I asked at the end, and she does not provide anything above L1 service.

[FripOverGuy]

Gents. So. Which is your fav? Yes I know old grannies you say! I say fun times. I usually like ET, thoughts and opinions?

[Tasman63]

In that case you might want to check out Heng Kang Massage. On the east side of Evergreen Way around 109th. Very nice L1 massage.

Not that old! LOL.

[ZoooBus]

Got turned around on my 1,2&3's My apologizes, I'm old and my some timers kicks in!

In that case you might want to check out Heng Kang Massage. On the east side of Evergreen Way around 109th. Very nice L1 massage.

[Tasman63]

2 exceptional places for a good massage and HJ ending.

Golden Rose, off of Pacific and Hoyt downtown Everett (Anna or Lucy).

Ocean Spa on Broadway just north of the Brown Bear car wash same side of the road (Cici).

Got turned around on my 1,2&3's My apologizes, I'm old and my some timers kicks in!