Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[Sticker]

I asked you a simple question, based on curiosity and the knowledge that this spa has mostly positive reviews. I wasn't calling BS on you, even though you went off the handle and said I was writing BS reviews. Hmmm, in addition to visiting other spas (I see you have mostly asked questions or given other negative spa reviews, with a minimum of valuable info provided on good places), have you also made regular anger-management appointments along with dining out and going to the dentist?

You have a smattering of posts beginning in 2014, and from there they include 1 post in 17,4 in 18,1 in 19,1 in 21,1 in 22,0 in 23 & 24,1 in 25, and 1 a few days ago (other than your rant towards me). 62 posts total since then versus my nearly 700 posts, which have been ongoing and have covered AMPs in various parts of California and Hawaii as well as K-girls, J-girls, Thais and VN booked through agencies. You may not embrace my writing style, because I do it without any AI, but none of my reviews cover fake experiences. As a guy who's confident in his looks and the reciprocal service he can provide, I mostly have great times in this hobby. I am also nice to not only the girls, but also to management and bookers. That's not being a shill; it's being smart, knowing that when hobbiests have a reputation for being good customers, they get treated better than others who mostly complain. Yes, I write colorful reviews, but the essence of them are based on what actually took place. And that's why I get regular PMs from guys who often want additional details.

Admin 2 made the right call by moving your rant to this section, and good luck in finding other options.

Good for you. I've been to other spas, made dinner reservations, and seen a dentist before, so far so good with the exception of this place. It wasn't ME who didn't get it done. This place advertises and takes appointments for a provider that tries push you to other girls and has an incompetent scheduler. Why don't you mind your own business and draft another one of your BS penthouse letter reviews.

[Admin2]

Good for you. I've been to other spas, made dinner reservations, and seen a dentist before, so far so good with the exception of this place.

It wasn't ME who didn't get it done. This place advertises and takes appointments for a provider that tries push you to other girls and has an incompetent scheduler.

Why don't you mind your own business and draft another one of your BS penthouse letter reviews.

You posted this in a dedicated advertisers page. I started these metro ads in order to get shills off the review page. If you're having a service issue yes you can ask about it because those threads are to communicate with the customer but this post isn't that, this post is you standing up and yelling at another customer while you are in their shop. If you want to break chairs and start a fight then bring it to the fight thread.

I read some of the reviews and sounds erotic but it doesn't consider it by admin. There are others similar writing for flags as shilling and labels as erotic fictions, confusing.

I'm writing this slowly because I know you don't read too fast. That is their A D V E R T I S E R thread. They pay us M O N E Y in order to have it. If they want to A D V E R T I S E in that thread they can. If they do that shit in a regular thread they will lose their advertiser thread.

You sound like an angry person because you can no longer earn money writing fake ads. I looked over your posts, you're just pretty much being a dick in all of them which is why I banned you.

To the rest of you guys, these shops are trying to go transparent, if you have an issue with a visit and want to ask on the thread that's ok but if you're going to make it a vendetta then you need to go to the regular review threads. This forum does ok financially but we aren't rich, the metro ads and threads can be a win for everybody. The shop gets a place to communicate with their customers, you get a way to communicate RESPECTFULLY with the shop and we get a new income stream and that makes my ex wife happy.

Don't be dicks on those threads, they can't post in the regular threads, you can, if you have a beef start a polite convo with them, if you don't like the answer then take it to the review threads.

A2

[Beatleton]

Good for you. I've been to other spas, made dinner reservations, and seen a dentist before, so far so good with the exception of this place.

It wasn't ME who didn't get it done. This place advertises and takes appointments for a provider that tries push you to other girls and has an incompetent scheduler.

Why don't you mind your own business and draft another one of your BS penthouse letter reviews.

I read some of the reviews and sounds erotic but it doesn't consider it by admin. There are others similar writing for flags as shilling and labels as erotic fictions, confusing.

[KoreanThumper]

I'm curious as to what time of day you've gone there for appointments and you didn't get it done. I always make appointments, too, usually late morning or early afternoon, and have gone here four times now. So far, they have always taken me to a room immediately and to date, I haven't had to wait more than 5 minutes before the girl I asked for comes in. I also hit up other OC spas and see K-girls, through bookers, and with Renewal, so far so good.

Good for you. I've been to other spas, made dinner reservations, and seen a dentist before, so far so good with the exception of this place.

It wasn't ME who didn't get it done. This place advertises and takes appointments for a provider that tries push you to other girls and has an incompetent scheduler.

Why don't you mind your own business and draft another one of your BS penthouse letter reviews.

[Sonflower909]

What really pisses me off about that situation is that the guy was so aggressive that he frightened the MMS. This does absolutely no one any good, not the girls, not the management, not the rest of us, and I'll bet he didn't get much in the way of service either. Plus, it just fuels the anti-prostitution people, who are only too happy to paint all of us with the same brush. It just drags this whole community down.

OK now I'll get off my high horse. But I'm still pissed.

Lift Her Up.

In this business there are often guys that are more self-centered and just simply put born to be an asshole. The other day when I came in BB, I was shoved into their resting area by a skinnier older lady because some guy were pissed that his 30 minutes turned into 15 minutes because he didn't last long enough and asking for a 15 minute refund in their hallway. It got heated enough that I think Mia just say fuck it gave the whole house fee back to him and cut the loss. I took off before everything resolved, just not into the whole confrontation situation and don't want drama when I am just out finding a relaxing time.

[Lift Her Up]

Not 43787 like I wrote in the post title. My mistake, sorry.

What really pisses me off about that situation is that the guy was so aggressive that he frightened the MMS. This does absolutely no one any good, not the girls, not the management, not the rest of us, and I'll bet he didn't get much in the way of service either. Plus, it just fuels the anti-prostitution people, who are only too happy to paint all of us with the same brush. It just drags this whole community down.

OK now I'll get off my high horse. But I'm still pissed.

Lift Her Up.

[TheVistMan-Shill]

What really pisses me off about that situation is that the guy was so aggressive that he frightened the MMS. This does absolutely no one any good, not the girls, not the management, not the rest of us, and I'll bet he didn't get much in the way of service either. Plus, it just fuels the anti-prostitution people, who are only too happy to paint all of us with the same brush. It just drags this whole community down.

OK now I'll get off my high horse. But I'm still pissed.

Lift Her Up.

I am with you 100%, that's why I posted it rather than stayed out of it. To make it worse, MMS was not present, he frightened the actual provider that ultimately had to give him his session. I probably should have put in an example more like this, if you have a 30 minute appointment for 3:00 and you show up at 3:30 because of traffic or whatever reason, to me you lost your appointment. But these places are so worried about competition and losing customers that the will bend over backwards (sometimes literally) to keep money in hand in the building which screws the rest of us, and makes the girl not want to work there anymore. I went and saw Mia again today and she was so happy to see a familiar face that she just hugged me hard for a few minutes. If she gets run off I will be pissed!

Man up and take responsibility, it was your fault - not theirs.

OK I am done ranting as well.

[Lift Her Up]

What really pisses me off about that situation is that the guy was so aggressive that he frightened the MMS. This does absolutely no one any good, not the girls, not the management, not the rest of us, and I'll bet he didn't get much in the way of service either. Plus, it just fuels the anti-prostitution people, who are only too happy to paint all of us with the same brush. It just drags this whole community down.

OK now I'll get off my high horse. But I'm still pissed.

Lift Her Up.

[Kevin80]

Thanks for shifting your thoughts here. I've been posting on USASG for many years, and I'm cool with guys who have a different take on girls as well as different writing styles. Kinda funny, euphemistically, that while I may be older than you, you appear to categorize me as a creaky old dude looking to prop myself up with made-up stories. I'm good looking (or so I'm told) with a gym-hardened body, so no need to prop myself up with fantasies. To each his own, but I don't see the value in being prescriptive regarding how subscribers should use USASG. We all have our purposes and pleasures, so if what I write isn't working for you, feel free to scroll on.

Totally agree with Sticker.

[Faceless1]

Thanks for shifting your thoughts here. I've been posting on USASG for many years, and I'm cool with guys who have a different take on girls as well as different writing styles. Kinda funny, euphemistically, that while I may be older than you, you appear to categorize me as a creaky old dude looking to prop myself up with made-up stories. I'm good looking (or so I'm told) with a gym-hardened body, so no need to prop myself up with fantasies. To each his own, but I don't see the value in being prescriptive regarding how subscribers should use USASG. We all have our purposes and pleasures, so if what I write isn't working for you, feel free to scroll on.

I may not have as much time put in thw hobbies as some of you had, I mean I only came out to play 8 months before right spa was even on the map. We had this simular discussions in the past. Different mongers have different needs and everyone is a critic about everything on here. Like all AMP visits YMMV, so is reading and posting on here, doesn't like reading long ones? Ignore it, like simple tonthe point? Cool. No wrong answer or wrong way to this forum in terms of writing, just only base on reader preference, don't think it is fair to enforce views on personal preference on the reviewer, no one forces anyone to read.

[Sticker]

The purpose of the forum & reviews is to exchange information to help others, not exhibitionist erotic creative writing. It was difficult to get through your "review" because it was so cringe and yeah, it really does come across as a sort of diary you write for yourself to jerk off to. And no, this place is not a fine repository for that, you can keep a private diary for that. It conveys little to no information about the girl. Also you seem really old & you can't judge age at all. You are probably really upset that you're getting called out on it, but the pleaser format exists to stop people like you from cluttering up the boards with exhibitionist slop.

Thanks for shifting your thoughts here. I've been posting on USASG for many years, and I'm cool with guys who have a different take on girls as well as different writing styles. Kinda funny, euphemistically, that while I may be older than you, you appear to categorize me as a creaky old dude looking to prop myself up with made-up stories. I'm good looking (or so I'm told) with a gym-hardened body, so no need to prop myself up with fantasies. To each his own, but I don't see the value in being prescriptive regarding how subscribers should use USASG. We all have our purposes and pleasures, so if what I write isn't working for you, feel free to scroll on.

[Dildo Baggens]

I, for the most part I concur with your take, However, I was guilty as charged when I began this hobby. I think it's common with a lot of newer mongers. But now that I'm over two decades into this thing, I really appreciate three paragraphs of "just the facts ma'am" disclosure.

I would say to the storytellers out there, start a new thread. Call it, "Novela de lujuria and conquista", (Novella of Lust and conquest), because I'm telling you, when you have to read through paragraph after paragraph of Triumphs and tribulations, especially where the person's writing has little or no skill on how to construct a story and the lack of paragraphing, well, it can be a bit trying to say the least.

DB.

The purpose of the forum & reviews is to exchange information to help others, not exhibitionist erotic creative writing.

It was difficult to get through your "review" because it was so cringe and yeah, it really does come across as a sort of diary you write for yourself to jerk off to. And no, this place is not a fine repository for that, you can keep a private diary for that. It conveys little to no information about the girl. Also you seem really old & you can't judge age at all. You are probably really upset that you're getting called out on it, but the pleaser format exists to stop people like you from cluttering up the boards with exhibitionist slop.

Here is what people need in reviews:

1. An accurate / detailed description of her looks unless the pics are real / accurate so men can determine if she's their type. Objective language good, subjective bad.

2. Enough attitude / service information so men know what to expect, so they're not disappointed.

3. Sometimes price / menu isn't in the ad, so that can be important.

NOT: "Oh my, what a naughty little minx! Where has this gorgeous creature been hiding? She stirred my loins the likes of which I haven't felt since the Reagan administration! Did I mention how I feel about tattoos? That's important for you to know. Cutting to the chase, beyond her super pretty face is her rockin' bod. And her coin-slot shaved clam? Also one of the best ever. Enjoy her passionate moans, interjected with some high-note laughs when we were watching ourselves in the big mirror, and just digging her vibes. Full disclosure, I'm not an actor, nor have I had that on my resume officially, but let's just say that I've been in the public eye and on stage before (but not at huge venues), and leave it at that. ".

Almost all of that was copy paste. It reads like a monger version of a meme copypasta. The takeaway here is that absolutely nobody cares about your lived experience, your emotional truth, or your diary of vibes. This is simply an exchange of information, which if done correctly helps us all match up with the best girls for all of us, which gets us all better experiences and better value.

It's important to understand that proper reviews help everyone. Improper reviews hurt everyone. Reviews like yours turn people off from reading and writing proper reviews. "I write reviews to indulge myself" is going to result in something that isn't helpful.

[PewpHead]

my focus is not on winning the favors of other hobbiests with my reports. Nor is it for "writing love letters" to providers or keeping bookers happy.

Quite simply, as I've mentioned previously, I write to memorialize my experiences. This place is a fine repository for that, so if anyone doesn't find my perceptions helpful, so be it.

The purpose of the forum & reviews is to exchange information to help others, not exhibitionist erotic creative writing.

It was difficult to get through your "review" because it was so cringe and yeah, it really does come across as a sort of diary you write for yourself to jerk off to. And no, this place is not a fine repository for that, you can keep a private diary for that. It conveys little to no information about the girl. Also you seem really old & you can't judge age at all. You are probably really upset that you're getting called out on it, but the pleaser format exists to stop people like you from cluttering up the boards with exhibitionist slop.

Here is what people need in reviews:

1. An accurate / detailed description of her looks unless the pics are real / accurate so men can determine if she's their type. Objective language good, subjective bad.

2. Enough attitude / service information so men know what to expect, so they're not disappointed.

3. Sometimes price / menu isn't in the ad, so that can be important.

NOT: "Oh my, what a naughty little minx! Where has this gorgeous creature been hiding? She stirred my loins the likes of which I haven't felt since the Reagan administration! Did I mention how I feel about tattoos? That's important for you to know. Cutting to the chase, beyond her super pretty face is her rockin' bod. And her coin-slot shaved clam? Also one of the best ever. Enjoy her passionate moans, interjected with some high-note laughs when we were watching ourselves in the big mirror, and just digging her vibes. Full disclosure, I'm not an actor, nor have I had that on my resume officially, but let's just say that I've been in the public eye and on stage before (but not at huge venues), and leave it at that. ".

Almost all of that was copy paste. It reads like a monger version of a meme copypasta. The takeaway here is that absolutely nobody cares about your lived experience, your emotional truth, or your diary of vibes. This is simply an exchange of information, which if done correctly helps us all match up with the best girls for all of us, which gets us all better experiences and better value.

It's important to understand that proper reviews help everyone. Improper reviews hurt everyone. Reviews like yours turn people off from reading and writing proper reviews. "I write reviews to indulge myself" is going to result in something that isn't helpful.

[PowerMango]

Definitely appreciate the humility by our lord and savior DownloadX and I can certify that his certified ages are accurate 😂 that being said I'm missing out on the Rayne train since those early 20's girls are so hard to come by. Curious to know if the bell curve says anybody else could be early 20's. NG?

Only Lizza has lived up to true early 20's hype so far.

[Dildo Baggens]

Just to be clear, when I call out "shill" it's because I have been to that particular establishment. Not based on heresy or speculation. My critiques are based always on firsthand experience. I like to think I'm doing others a service by example by calling out inaccuracies in observation.

Most the time, when I discover a place with promise I usually go back a couple more times before I give an official review, so as not to undercut or overhype. A little objectivity goes a long way and really value those who write reviews with objective criteria rather than over exuberance. So, I do value the guys whom have been here a minute because they've seen it all.

DB.

I swear I am doing this one time on this side of the forum, and never doing this one again. Because right now this side of the forum is very much pick a side and point fingers at others for doing the wrong. Though your question seem valid, but no one really cares or listens to review count low like ours really, it is very much pick a person you vibe with and just block all others. It shouldn't be like this, this is the side of the site that we're supposed to discuss AMP, but instead, every week someone calls shrill, and another squirrel said WHERE! And then went on another 2-page debate on who and why and what the shrills are doing and how bad it is. I live in santa ana and enjoy the game enough that I would travel to any at all new spots to check out like Swan spa, was it as epic as recent review said it is? No, not by a long shot, I mean come on their business license still reads GARDEN SPA, the girl Anna was meh, and service was no where close. It is what it is sometimes. Whats the excuse? You like what you like? And YMMV right? I mean just because someone with 4 digit review stack but yet had contribute an review for over 6 month and just talks about a line or 2 or agree with someone else really consider someone to listen to for which place is good? Or the same people that calls others a shrill but leaves nothing but the same exact 3 spot with glowing reviews and nibpicks on everyone else around the tustin area? Is that mean that guy is a shrill? No, he just got a favorite place to go and he is super bias toward others and didn't want to piss off his favorite place's management, nothing wrong on that, it is his choice. I got my favorite place to go to, I am sure most of you can see it and read it loudly on my archive. You know why that is my favorite place? Because it is close to my favorite BBQ place brewhog. My favorite place does get busy sometimes, so what, I didn't mind waiting 5-10 minutes unlike others can't wait more than 5 minutes before throwing a fit and give the place a bad review for it. I disagree with the politics on the forum, can we stick with the basics? We have other places to rant about the shrills and who looks like what at the RANT side of the forum people please! You spot a shrill and think should do a report? Report it and let admin sort it out, if it is not working just ignore said person and move on, kept discussing and calling people out and while doing nothing about it is just dumb in my opinion.

Thats all I got to say about that, if you don't agree with me, ignore me I don't care, at least I said my piece about this same stupid topic that pops up every other week about shrills.

Apologies to admin in advance if I overstep, but this is getting dumb on here.