Massage Parlor Reports

[SplittingTens]

I have not had a session with Gia (I'm suspicious of Latinas in this area), but eyeballed her, looked good, and MMS says best service from a Latina she has had.

I had a session with Gia month or two ago. Hot girl but you have to supply your own enthusiasm which is why I tend to steer clear usually of non Asian girls.

I'd choose a nice odeo of a session riding Lola from behind.

There was a great latino at JM who was blonde and light skinned. Forget her name, she gave incredibly hard and good massage and had tons of energy.

[KrDoggy-shill]

I have not had a session with Gia (I'm suspicious of Latinas in this area), but eyeballed her, looked good, and MMS says best service from a Latina she has had.

Nana I met at lotus when she was there she was just ok to me service wise. Kyla I also met and I can see why people like her a lot, she is thick but not fat by my standards.

I met Lola this morning at Brisa and I agree with what people have said, her face looks similar to a Latina but she has good service. Honestly Lola gave me a better massage than Summer ever has! She really gets in there with her elbows and did a good enough job that I tipped more after. If anyone is looking for a good massage with well performed services she hit the spot for me.

I don't get to JM very often because of distance but I might head that way if you think Gia is good.

Thanks for the info!

[SplittingTens]

Agree with stunt about texting whoever you scheduled with, but don't do it as a complaint, do it with some class, just passing on some information about your visit, it goes a long way!

I did text back, not in an angry tone but in an assertive manner. Told them it was disappointing and wanted them to be aware of it happening. I would have given the feedback to Yoyo directly but I didn't have that option. Whoever was answering was apologetic and asked for the chance to make it up to me and I'll follow up this week maybe with Nikki.

Shorting the session was on Yoyo but I wanted it to get back hopefully to the owner. I figured it was likely the girls on site responding to the number but I'm not sure. Places that have a dedicated scheduler or at least who's overseeing is great for letting them know what you like and getting better experiences with the girls of course too.

[Tasman63]

To answer your question about whether anyone has had a good experience with her, my answer would be "only about 5 years' of them. " Nikki is fantastic.

Bummed to hear about the subpar visit to Yoyo. I've seen her a few times in the past and she was always on her game. It's wild how stores complain about low traffic, but then rush guys out the door. I say it's still worth texting whoever you scheduled with to tell them it wasn't the experience you were expecting.

Agree with stunt about texting whoever you scheduled with, but don't do it as a complaint, do it with some class, just passing on some information about your visit, it goes a long way!

[Trappin1719]

Similar story. Jumped straight into it, but absolute nympho energy, took a hard pounding, but somehow left after just 35 min which I didn't realize until I was back in my truck. , left the room to answer a door mid BJ, but that really let me reset and pound harder and longer when she got back. Great action, but definitely shorted on time.

If it was a hr, maybe massage and round 2, I'd definitely repeat, but as is. I wouldn't go back.

This jogs my memory. Similar Rita experience. Very attractive, good energy but very goal oriented which some like. Not my vibe. I'm not there to cuddle and hug and all that. No offense to those that want / need that. Just give me 20 minutes decent massage with light tease and and a solid 30-40 minutes of all other activities and If we done by the 50 minute mark I'm still out early and cool with that. But damn don't try to finish me off in the 1st 10 minutes LOL.

The reason so many people sing certain AMP girl praises is not JUST what they do but its more about time management. I don't do reviews and have never done one so I'm not hyping up any of these AMPs or ladies. But in my observations of the various spots in Sno / King Co my personal best experiences have been with establishments that actually honor an appt and the occasional masseuse that's not severely GOAL oriented. Although I'm a sucker for a nice plump derriere and a more shapely figure as opposed to spinners I can go either direction if the business and customer service are on point.

[Seattleik]

Went here to try something different and see if cfs is available but to my fortune it wasn't, only a rub and tug joint. Annie was the only provider gave good massage but wanted 100 to just for a handy and without no breast or kitty played just otc no undressing or showing the girls. Cute but she's a MILF and the price for a rub and tug has discourage me from going back gave her a 40 tip for the tug didn't pay the 100 she asked.

[SkeletonKey6]

You think there are few? Seattle and Everette and fucking polluted with them, they are a cancer on the forum.

Are you one of them?

To the shops in this area, I will find your shills and I will label them and ban them. We have started a new ad called a metro ad it displays in all the threads in a city and if you get it for six months you also get a dedicated advertiser thread. It's an opportunity for you to have transparency in your advertiser. For the first year the prices are seriously reduced.

Use the contact us link and ask about them because I'm telling you the era of the shill accounts and free ads is over.

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Might need to get out the jumbo-sized can of RAID to spray all these cockroaches infesting this forum.

Working on it. You guys reporting shills helps a lot. Some of them made their way to Senior Status and we don't see the posts. Don't say why because I don't want to teach them how to shill better but we can all recognize one when we see it.

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[FlyingGolfball]

Multiple reasons why, he posts positive reviews about lots of shops that are not owned by the same people. Also I have found his info is pretty solid for what I have gotten service wise from the same people. Sometimes he likes girls a lot more than I did and also his view of what a big butt is may be different than mine but I find his reviews fairly accurate and very helpful. Is he helping advertise for all the shops? Idk but if he is I get the service he describes often so I find it very helpful and valid because it is obvious he has seen the same people I have since I got that service also.

To be clear I agree that you should get rid of the shill accounts, krdoggy is not one of them to me because he is one of the few I get mostly accurate info from based on what I have got myself after reading his reports.

You don't need to listen to me obviously, you can ban me if you need to also but I am just making an observation and I want to keep getting info on what's out there so it benefits me to say I'd like to keep hearing of Krdoggy's adventures.

All that being said, for whoever has the info tell me where the big butt ladies are. Preferably south of Seattle.

Agree 100%.

Also agree with krdoggy on Kayla's ass. She has amazing body (plus great massage skill).

[Tasman63]

Multiple reasons why, he posts positive reviews about lots of shops that are not owned by the same people. Also I have found his info is pretty solid for what I have gotten service wise from the same people. Sometimes he likes girls a lot more than I did and also his view of what a big butt is may be different than mine but I find his reviews fairly accurate and very helpful. Is he helping advertise for all the shops? Idk but if he is I get the service he describes often so I find it very helpful and valid because it is obvious he has seen the same people I have since I got that service also.

To be clear I agree that you should get rid of the shill accounts, krdoggy is not one of them to me because he is one of the few I get mostly accurate info from based on what I have got myself after reading his reports.

You don't need to listen to me obviously, you can ban me if you need to also but I am just making an observation and I want to keep getting info on what's out there so it benefits me to say I'd like to keep hearing of Krdoggy's adventures.

All that being said, for whoever has the info tell me where the big butt ladies are. Preferably south of Seattle.

Well said, I agree 100%.

[SeattleStiff]

Any of you fellas ever had the condom break during a sesh??

After over a decade at the hobby, this was a first for me in the way that it happened this time around. We didn't find out till after I busted while I was inside mid stroke (thought I was covered).

Not gunna name drop or anything but, I'm a regular at this shop and she was a new girl on rotation. She freaked out and ran out of the room.

To my surprise, she came back with the 3 other ladies, 2 of which I've known for a long time and have seen countless times, and they all started berating me demanding I pay $$ for birth control LOL. I threw the floozy a fifty, because that's how much plan b costs, and I left all while being followed and screamed at in Chinese by 4 beautiful naked and scantily clad oriental women (and much actually was kinda hot. New kink unlocked?

It's been a couple months since then and I wonder if I'm hoping that I haven't joined the ranks of the losers on the wall by the door.

I burned one up with with one of the ladies waaaay back at Sacred Temple.

Pulled out after an incredibly good time and discovered the O ring intact but had busted completely thru so I had raw dog creampied her.

She was surprisingly nonchalant about what birth control she was on and said she wasn't to worried about it.

She is still on TNA sometimes. Definitely GILF category, but I would take another run (and did when Sacred Temple was still open.).

[KrDoggy-shill]

Model looks with a tall slim body, plus late model manmades. She smokes so tends to avoid kissing, but great massage and excellent after services.

I had a great session with Yoyo too, love her looks, sorry to hear about getting shorted. Chinese short term greed typically backfires.

To answer your question about whether anyone has had a good experience with her, my answer would be "only about 5 years' of them. " Nikki is fantastic.

Bummed to hear about the subpar visit to Yoyo. I've seen her a few times in the past and she was always on her game. It's wild how stores complain about low traffic, but then rush guys out the door. I say it's still worth texting whoever you scheduled with to tell them it wasn't the experience you were expecting.

Anyways, after the hot towel she stepped out and never came back. Nikki came in to say hi right after the event and she was looking good. Put her in her 30's and tall for an asian with C cup and a tight body. Would love to know if anyone has had a good experience with her.

I texted the scheduler and let them know I was not pleased with being shorted time, I would have given the feedback directly to Yoyo but I usually get girls numbers only if it's a good time afterwards. Yoyo said she would be here for a month or two.

[StuntDriver]

Nikki came in to say hi right after the event and she was looking good. Put her in her 30's and tall for an asian with C cup and a tight body. Would love to know if anyone has had a good experience with her.

I texted the scheduler and let them know I was not pleased with being shorted time, I would have given the feedback directly to Yoyo but I usually get girls numbers only if it's a good time afterwards. Yoyo said she would be here for a month or two.

To answer your question about whether anyone has had a good experience with her, my answer would be "only about 5 years' of them. " Nikki is fantastic.

Bummed to hear about the subpar visit to Yoyo. I've seen her a few times in the past and she was always on her game. It's wild how stores complain about low traffic, but then rush guys out the door. I say it's still worth texting whoever you scheduled with to tell them it wasn't the experience you were expecting.

[SplittingTens]

Any of you fellas ever had the condom break during a sesh??

Yeah it's happened before but noticed before it became a CP. In each case the girl took it in stride and we just got a new condom and carried on.

What you are describing sounds pretty ridiculous from their part. Any girls doing BBBJ should already be on a preventative regiment. I could only guess that the new girl was convinced you did it intentionally for the other girls who knew you to be so upset.

[Brocc43]

I don't typically post but I thought I should on this one.

Thought I'd deviate from the popular shops and try a new one so I went to organic in renton. Paid the typical $$ right at the start and was kind of shocked / surprised, not in a good way. Started off by her immediately asking for another $, after returning from stashing the $$ I handed over. Shoulda been red flag #1 but the little head was doing the thinking & my expectations were maybe a little too high.

Pros:

Decently attractive latina, probably C cups and a big ass. Didn't catch her name.

No interruptions.

Likely anything & everything on the table if you got enough $ to fork over.

Lots of dirty talk if you're into that.

Cons:

No massage, BJ or HJ at all. Just enough to get the rubber on.

I was in and out in 15 minutes.

Basically just a quick in and out fuck shack for the standard $$. I'm not interested in trying to argue over being shorted on time or anything, I got my nut and learned a lesson. I shoulda just drove the extra time to a known shop and dealt with possible interruptions instead.

If anyone has any intel on the eastside let met know. I know its pretty dead over here but I don't have the funds to gamble on each shop to find out.

[CuriousCurt]

Any of you fellas ever had the condom break during a sesh??

After over a decade at the hobby, this was a first for me in the way that it happened this time around. We didn't find out till after I busted while I was inside mid stroke (thought I was covered).

Not gunna name drop or anything but, I'm a regular at this shop and she was a new girl on rotation. She freaked out and ran out of the room.

To my surprise, she came back with the 3 other ladies, 2 of which I've known for a long time and have seen countless times, and they all started berating me demanding I pay $$ for birth control LOL. I threw the floozy a fifty, because that's how much plan b costs, and I left all while being followed and screamed at in Chinese by 4 beautiful naked and scantily clad oriental women (and much actually was kinda hot. New kink unlocked?

It's been a couple months since then and I wonder if I'm hoping that I haven't joined the ranks of the losers on the wall by the door.

I've had 2 similar things happen at different times. [Deleted by Admin]

The 2nd time was actual breakage with a lady from STG that brought very shitting condoms with her. I didn't know that it broke until after I came deep inside her. She was pretty pissed and honestly I was pretty worried because she didn't seem to be the healthiest of ladies. I definitely renewed all of my pills after that one and avoided further trouble.

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Here's the thin you can't talk about it here, you can't talk around it here. Those motherfuckers had chance after chance to stop fucking with this forum and wouldn't.

If they want to buy an ad they can but until they redeem themselves they are fucking dead here.

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