Massage Parlor Reports

**Nienhull** · 08-19-26 08:29

Originally Posted by Retired11 [View Original Post]

Stopped by the other day when I out in Bonita. Late 30 ish, nice rack. Paid for half hr, after 10 min, the flip. Asked what I wanted, Went for L2, 100 roses. She took of the top and I enjoyed the manmade rack in my face. Finished and left. Not bad for Bonita.

Can someone tell me where to find the translation guide for the L1-4 coding system? I know l1 and l4, but don't the differences between 2 & 3. Does it go all the way up to L8 for BBFS, gargle your jiz before swallowing and then shit in your mouth? TIA.

**Retired11** · 08-19-26 07:13

Stopped by the other day when I out in Bonita. Late 30 ish, nice rack. Paid for half hr, after 10 min, the flip. Asked what I wanted, Went for L2, 100 roses. She took of the top and I enjoyed the manmade rack in my face. Finished and left. Not bad for Bonita.

**Zombo** · 08-17-26 20:35

Stopped into Umi on Del Prado in Cape Coral. There's a Latino there that's super hot. But that's about the only good thing about her. She insists on getting paid more than the Asians, won't take off her top, uses WAY too much lube. The minute you get any sensation she acts like you're hurting her and she stops to apply more then wonders why you can't finish. I'm not a psychopath so when any partner regardless of the situation makes it seem like things are too painful I can't really stay in working order. Shitty massage too. I'd recommend avoiding her.

**WinkWink4933** · 08-12-26 20:33

It seems as though the parlors in Naples are dark.

**Jimmyh9** · 08-08-26 07:26

Originally Posted by Mpiper25 [View Original Post]

She could be early to mid 40's, long hair, nice legs in jean shorts. Yep. On the left corner is a donut shop and you drive towards the right to the spa.

I thought it was rude to step away for 2 min after a customer enters, and then begin rushing after an appt. Is made for 6. I can only guess he told her what he'd pay upfront versus myself waiting to see how it goes and then decide.

L2 covered, undressed down to her panties. Then when CBJ was taking longer than expected, she took it off for an L1. She did the full half-hour, was friendly, and helped me put on my clothes.

Day or evening is what I'm debating. Is it better to go after lunch with less customers and avoid the random walk-in mongers so there's little chance of rushing through it for more money?

I'm pretty picky with women and do want a good massage. Best massage so far was at Zen but no touching.

If you go in the morning or very early afternoon I think there is only one person there. If another monger comes to the door she has to step out. I don't know when the second person arrives and seriously doubt if there is ever three people there at one time so you always risk them having to step, out.

**Mpiper25** · 08-07-26 09:13

Originally Posted by Jimmyh9 [View Original Post]

Hmmm.is there a donut shop nearby? I've been there multiple times and always had a great L3 time. In fact, stopped by yesterday around noon and met by an older lady (early 50's) who said they were busy and asked me to come back in hour. Haven't seen lady in mid 30's there in long time. Maybe I need to change the times I go. Generally get decent massage though.

She could be early to mid 40's, long hair, nice legs in jean shorts. Yep. On the left corner is a donut shop and you drive towards the right to the spa.

I thought it was rude to step away for 2 min after a customer enters, and then begin rushing after an appt. Is made for 6. I can only guess he told her what he'd pay upfront versus myself waiting to see how it goes and then decide.

L2 covered, undressed down to her panties. Then when CBJ was taking longer than expected, she took it off for an L1. She did the full half-hour, was friendly, and helped me put on my clothes.

Day or evening is what I'm debating. Is it better to go after lunch with less customers and avoid the random walk-in mongers so there's little chance of rushing through it for more money?

I'm pretty picky with women and do want a good massage. Best massage so far was at Zen but no touching.

**Jimmyh9** · 08-07-26 07:56

Originally Posted by Mpiper25 [View Original Post]

Saw some ads for a place in so. Ft Myers and dreamed I gave it a shot.

Hypothetically speaking of course, I walk into Jasmine in Iona around 6, and right away the girl's calling me "baby" while telling me business is slow. 5 minutes into the massage, there's a knock at the door. She disappears for a few minutes, comes back with $20 of the house fee I paid, and says, "Only half hour today, baby. " Okay whatever.

Mid-30's, around 5'3", decent figure, strong thighs, A size chest, face was about a 6.

Massage skills? Worst ever. I wanted some hot stones and she says the machine is broke.

Kept breathing through her mouth the whole time. Not relaxing, very distracting and concerning. Maybe she's got some virus, idk.

Breath smelled like she'd just finished fried dumplings.

After I left, I noticed the same dark Ford truck I'd seen when I pulled in, now parked in the adjacent lot.

Weak L1.

Will not repeat. If she were on AGT, it's 4 no's.

Hmmm.is there a donut shop nearby? I've been there multiple times and always had a great L3 time. In fact, stopped by yesterday around noon and met by an older lady (early 50's) who said they were busy and asked me to come back in hour. Haven't seen lady in mid 30's there in long time. Maybe I need to change the times I go. Generally get decent massage though.

**BiggDogg70** · 08-06-26 11:45

Originally Posted by Jimmyh9 [View Original Post]

That girl is amazing! She is actually in several cities at same time! Plus she wants payment up front before you arrive. Another flag is the references to all the European apps like telegram and what's app.

I'm pretty sure you won't be getting a massage from her!

Most likely a scam. That said whatsapp is a heavily used domestic text and file transfer app. It is highly encrypted and very private. You can link it to a burner, app # or VOIP.

**Pickleballpro** · 08-06-26 10:23

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

I have been there three times now. Every time I get on the table undraped and let them cover me with the sheet. The first two times the tech went straight to it towards the end of the session. This last time I had a really cute girl. At the end she told me that we were done. I said "really? What about". And did a little gesture aound Jr. She said "no, I no do". I smiled and she came close to me and whispered. She basically said that they feel like they are being observed by the powers that be. She then told me to lay back and to be very quiet, pulled off her top, undid her bra. My request. And took care of me. She was obviously nervous. All I can say is that they are certainly on alert. Not sure if someone went in a showed their ass with crude behavior or if they have other concerns. Regardless, things certainly change between visit 2 and 3.

I have been there a bunch of times and have always got a happy ending but I've never seen any of the ladies expose their breasts. They must have a new lady. Do you remember her name or what she looked like?

**Mpiper25** · 08-06-26 10:03

Saw some ads for a place in so. Ft Myers and dreamed I gave it a shot.

Hypothetically speaking of course, I walk into Jasmine in Iona around 6, and right away the girl's calling me "baby" while telling me business is slow. 5 minutes into the massage, there's a knock at the door. She disappears for a few minutes, comes back with $20 of the house fee I paid, and says, "Only half hour today, baby. " Okay whatever.

Mid-30's, around 5'3", decent figure, strong thighs, A size chest, face was about a 6.

Massage skills? Worst ever. I wanted some hot stones and she says the machine is broke.

Kept breathing through her mouth the whole time. Not relaxing, very distracting and concerning. Maybe she's got some virus, idk.

Breath smelled like she'd just finished fried dumplings.

After I left, I noticed the same dark Ford truck I'd seen when I pulled in, now parked in the adjacent lot.

Weak L1.

Will not repeat. If she were on AGT, it's 4 no's.

**Jimmyh9** · 08-05-26 15:26

Originally Posted by RavenousRick [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this person?

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...who-64709.html

I was in a rabbit hole when I ran across that. Seems too good to be true.

Rick.

That girl is amazing! She is actually in several cities at same time! Plus she wants payment up front before you arrive. Another flag is the references to all the European apps like telegram and what's app.

I'm pretty sure you won't be getting a massage from her!

**Klapperbacken** · 08-05-26 12:30

Take us to the promised land & take for the team.

Originally Posted by RavenousRick [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this person?

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...who-64709.html

I was in a rabbit hole when I ran across that. Seems too good to be true.

Rick.

**RavenousRick** · 08-05-26 10:59

Anyone seen this person?

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...who-64709.html

I was in a rabbit hole when I ran across that. Seems too good to be true.

Rick.

**RodStewart** · 08-05-26 02:21

Originally Posted by Mpiper25 [View Original Post]

It was the first room on the left, with a niteclub like lounge room chair, and had a small security monitor of the outside near the corner. I wish it was a bigger room. Seems like anyplace I go to and ask for, that person is never there. No disappointment with whoever she is. I thought they give a TS there like they do an hour away up north with a preview of extras.

They have a TS, but they don't do too many extras in there, they just give you a good wash 'and' waggle and get you back to the room.