Massage Parlor Reports

[Throwaway5192-Shill]

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You literally admitted to being a shill in this "review" like you actually said it. I don't know what you thought would happen.

If they want to advertise they HAVE to pay for it. The days of them paying guys to write reviews are over. This isn't going to stop. If unchecked guys like you would ruin this forum. You have previously posted in favor of fake reviews.

"I would rather see a fake review than 20 grown men complain about a problem they could fix themselves"

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[FellowMonger]

Just got done with a visit at K K Spa with Ariana. Same Ariana from the Ya Spa that shut down a while ago. Same big fake tit and bigger fake ass afro latina but man it just works for her for some reason.

I normally pay $160 for the hh but decided to pay the full $200 for an hour but ultimately only ended up staying hh but the experience was still great. Would honestly repeat if I had that kind of bankroll. Greeted me in this tight see through orange dress that still had part of her ass hanging out. Got to the room and agreed on 200 and paid her. She came back after quickly and took her clothes and gave me a nice lap dance which definitely got me hard. Then she put the cover on and gave me a blowjob in a couple of positions, kneeling and standing. Then she put the cover on and I stayed seated while she stood in front of me and backed up onto me and we fucked like that for a good bit. Then she got off, gave some more head, then I got on top for mish. Great view. Then she got on top. Also great view. We were sweating and finally we went to doggy which is the most immaculate view and I finished there. Would repeat. Here till the 14th.

[HurryHard]

Visiting this week, thanks for all the information here. I know pics are mostly fake, but where are you all finding the ads for these parlors you reference in posts. I don't really see them in my normal spots.

[Cel7272]

I decided to go in after the other guys review.

Got Yuki, and she was just as described. Middle age but in shape. C Cups.

150 for hhr L3. Then she gave a brutal massage, but if you like deep tissue then you'll enjoy it.

[JasonWi]

Any advice and names of good providers near north and Ashland at a few of those spots?

I've heard there's a couple there including east rhythm. Hoping to get some guidance.

East rhythm is reliable but women are old. 45 ish. The other place next door to East Rhythm - I'm blanking on the name of the place - women are just slightly younger but L1 only has been my experience. You can do a lot better than those two places imo; just have to drive somewhere.

[MarkStuntMan]

I appreciate it. I just didn't want that to come off the wrong way. I just wanted to know before I tried to go again. Lbs.

You're not the one who sounds like an asshole.

[Nowhere500]

How much that run you?

I recommend looking at the poster's history to see if you can trust their review. Like if they review the same places over and over again, it's for sure a shill. Also I recommend not going anywhere where the pictures are fake.

[Cel7272]

Stopped by just now on my way to cubs game. Just off 90, easy parking.

Girl name Yuki opened for me, pretty sure I met her somewhere in earth or Archer. Middle age woman in great shape and has great skills.

Get a real round of massage and a quick L3 action for 150 total. Nice way to start the day.

Might head there soon. Any more details on her figure?

Also looking for any intel on Sunrise Spa on diversey. Latina joint.

I've been hitting up Happy Smile on belmont. Mia is great. Older and petit frame but not flat. Offers a good milking.

[Perversity]

I don't want to see like a**hole. But has anyone been to Amanda Spa that's black and got serviced? So when they 1st opened I went and I didn't get let in even after I had texted. Maybe a year back I checked in here and someone said they didn't see black men. So I'm just wondering that's all I would like to go here since I'm always in the area.

You're not the one who sounds like an asshole.

[Misht]

Curious to try out the Grand / Western locations listed in Chicagoland body rubs website. The listed phone wants I'd and I LOL'd. I've given Benjamin's for a massage yes but never an I'd. Do they take walk ins and any kind soul DM me their address or clue?

[MarkStuntMan]

I don't want to see like a**hole. But has anyone been to Amanda Spa that's black and got serviced? So when they 1st opened I went and I didn't get let in even after I had texted. Maybe a year back I checked in here and someone said they didn't see black men. So I'm just wondering that's all I would like to go here since I'm always in the area.

[MarkStuntMan]

How much that run you?

I got a message yesterday about a new spa that just opened. If you want the address or website just text star hot and tell them you want to see the Chinese girls.

Quick note about the new location. It is brand new. No mold or anything yet LOL. The place looks good although I noticed a few holes where nails had been taken out in the floor boards so maybe they rushed the job to get it open. They have 3 girls there but I counted 4 rooms with beds in them so I assume they plan to have a minimum of 3 girls there if not 4. There was also an empty room at the front of the store so maybe they are going to add a 5th room and maybe even have 5 girls. The shower kinda made me laugh a little. It is literally just a big room with a shower head in it. I assume they plan to add a table for table showers but just haven't done it yet. Rooms are pretty standard. Stand for the "essentials", bed and a purple light.

I went with Sasha and Judy because the other girl was busy. Sasha is absolutely not the girl in the picture but she is decent looking. Judy is definitely the girl in the pictures but naturally the pictures are probably a year or more old. The 3rd girl I couldn't really get a good look at so she might be the girl in the picture but a little thicker. Someone else is going to have to go to verify considering I went for the double I am probably going to wait a week or two before going back for any type of massage. I should maybe also mention that I have had a few sessions with Emma at star hot who is on the website. She told me she is from Argentina but half Japanese. I rarely ever repeat girls so saying I went back to see her a few times should tell you enough. She has been there nearly all month though and had been there before so take that however you like. Her service is solid.

Sasha was for sure the star of the double. Definitely a service queen and energetic. One of the main things that stuck out to me was how vocal she was. I am sure having two girls contributed to this feeling but I couldn't help but feel like I was shooting a JAV video LOL. I am pretty sure Judy is a natural C and Sasha has manmade Ds I think maybe a little bigger but they still felt good to touch. Both have the usual Chinese butts. I am just going to keep it short and sweet instead of writing the usual penthouse article. I really don't care for a lot of the extras of VIP so I don't get the rimming, DATY and shy away from the kissing but they were willing to do all of that. As usual I had to let them know I did not want rimming. I guess I get VIP for the extra enthusiasm. If they don't have to give you the extras then I feel like they try to give me my value in other areas because I am basically tipping extra from the beginning. Overall it was solid and I enjoyed my double which can be difficult for me when dividing my attention.

[Boston2060]

Any advice and names of good providers near north and Ashland at a few of those spots?

I've heard there's a couple there including east rhythm. Hoping to get some guidance.

[Big Knockers]

Came after reading they had a sexy tatted up girl. I'm into that kind of shit so decided to check it out. Girls name is Katerina. Good curves and petite with nice sized tits. Definitely had some nice tats on her. Was already starting to get hard after she greeted me. Started with the shower then massage. Massage was pretty good over all. Lots of teasing once I was on the front followed by by HJ and BBBJ. She had pretty good oral skills. Good tongue work and let me DT her once. Busted on her chest and she wiped me clean after. Damage was 200 total.

Came to try out this tatted girl. Definitely a good time. We went all the way however. She definitely could ride and was a good bang.

[BigsKings]

Stopped by just now on my way to cubs game. Just off 90, easy parking.

Girl name Yuki opened for me, pretty sure I met her somewhere in earth or Archer. Middle age woman in great shape and has great skills.

Get a real round of massage and a quick L3 action for 150 total. Nice way to start the day.