Massage Parlor Reports

**Midnightpass** · 08-03-26 10:25

Originally Posted by Nienhull [View Original Post]

Anyone check out the rotation at Stone for this month? I popped in last month and popped right back out the door, but it's always a timing thing.

I popped in yesterday; couldn't stay. Seesee was working; very nice.

**JoeyDonuts** · 08-03-26 07:38

Originally Posted by Nienhull [View Original Post]

Anyone check out the rotation at Stone for this month? I popped in last month and popped right back out the door, but it's always a timing thing.

My neighbor said he would really appreciate any recon on the usual places as he lives 90 minutes south of Sarasota. He says it's a real bummer traveling all that way just to get disappointed. Especially when he takes a couple boner pills about an hour before he gets there.

**Nienhull** · 08-02-26 13:17

Anyone check out the rotation at Stone for this month? I popped in last month and popped right back out the door, but it's always a timing thing.

**Gator1961** · 08-01-26 09:06

Went to Eastern Wednesday hoping to see Mona before she left, but too late, she was gone. Got Sunny who is probably in 40's with MM Cs and not the best looking provider I have seen I at Eastern, but provided great service. Don't know who else is there.

Gator.

**YellowJacket** · 07-27-26 08:39

Originally Posted by RodStewart [View Original Post]

I'm seeing the great reports at Zix. Is it the same as the typical rates as Eastern? A few less?

I don't want to upset the economy by offering more than they are expecting.

I went last week, saw the Lula, or Lulu. She was cute, but if you remember Barbara = Lulu isn't close to her looks. It would save you maybe $40 for FS out the door on an hour over Eastern.

**RodStewart** · 07-26-26 22:40

I'm seeing the great reports at Zix. Is it the same as the typical rates as Eastern? A few less?

I don't want to upset the economy by offering more than they are expecting.

**RPilot** · 07-19-26 12:14

Been a while trying to get back to SRQ area. Providers seem to be few and far between unless you are filthy rich. Went to Eastrn, saw Kelly. Glad I drew her. Everything was normal Eastrn standard. Sure wish Eastern Standard service spread to all shops. Only news to share seems to be that at next Thursday rotation, she says she is moving on to Orlando.

**Midnightpass** · 07-18-26 11:34

Originally Posted by Harrison72 [View Original Post]

Have to go with Midnight on this one. Have never heard of anyone getting L4 at Eastern, at least in the last couple of years. Hard to find fault with Kelly or any provider who doesn't want to take it up the chute.

Mona let me give her chute a try last time; if you're on the smaller side you may have better luck.

**BiffButthead** · 07-18-26 10:05

Originally Posted by Harrison72 [View Original Post]

Have to go with Midnight on this one. Have never heard of anyone getting L4 at Eastern, at least in the last couple of years. Hard to find fault with Kelly or any provider who doesn't want to take it up the chute. Think you would be otherwise pretty satisfied with Kelly's level of service.

At Eastern I am shooting about 40/60 on L4 and I go there more often than every two years. Maybe Kelly is all that. She certainly isn't hard on the eyes. At the time I was there her enthusiasm was shallow and she seemed a bit aloof. I would have been happy at Zix had she not been busy. It was definitely a trade up. She is pretty and had a great mannerism even for just our brief interaction.

**RickJohn** · 07-17-26 13:30

Originally Posted by YellowJacket [View Original Post]

Stopped in and check this place out. Lady looks late 50's behind counter and not the doable kind- open spa plan no secondary door and she wore scrubs all creamed legit to me. Then I asked her prices. $90, for the hour and I giggled the left. I suggest this place is probably 100% legit.

Haha, yes I did the exact same thing, she told me $80 since it was grand opening day.

**BigFlipST** · 07-16-26 23:57

Originally Posted by YellowJacket [View Original Post]

Stopped in and check this place out. Lady looks late 50's behind counter and not the doable kind- open spa plan no secondary door and she wore scrubs all creamed legit to me. Then I asked her prices. $90, for the hour and I giggled the left. I suggest this place is probably 100% legit.

Being in that location and not legit would be insane. I wouldn't be caught there if it wasnn't legit, I'd probably see someone I know!

**Groove1** · 07-16-26 14:12

Let's just say the things she does with her tongue in other places I don't think she has any issue putting it down your throat. She is a fun one!!

Originally Posted by RickJohn [View Original Post]

Does Kelly offer DFK? I know Mona does for sure.

**YellowJacket** · 07-16-26 13:42

Originally Posted by BigFlipST [View Original Post]

That is a very busy gas station, pizza and bagel spot. It gets a lot of foot traffic from normal customers.

Stopped in and check this place out. Lady looks late 50's behind counter and not the doable kind- open spa plan no secondary door and she wore scrubs all creamed legit to me. Then I asked her prices. $90, for the hour and I giggled the left. I suggest this place is probably 100% legit.

**RickJohn** · 07-16-26 13:15

Originally Posted by RavenousRick [View Original Post]

Went around 10 am, parking lot completely empty accept for some white car parked across a couple spaces down by the bar, sus but looked like some rando and not anything to worry about. Greeted by taller girl I assume is Mona, told her I called ahead for Kelly. Normal stuff happens, I am parked, fee collected, told to wait. I get naked, Kelly comes in, looks confused, asks if I have seen her before. No, but I come here often. This is acceptable, tells me to goto table shower, smacks my ass on the way there. LOL. She is awesome. Everything said about her is true and earned. She is playful, speaks good english, makes the whole experience feel relaxed. Which after my complete dumpster fire of a year, I need.

The rest progresses as per usual, I unfortunately pop super early once I get to the view from behind. She offers massage and says we do again.

Massage is relaxing, she stays naked.

On the flip she asks if I want to go again. I tell her I am not sure I can but we can try. She attempts to suck the soul out of me. Not luck though. This is my fault though, my body hates me. She is the picture of sexy.

After the attempt I get wiped off, dressed, she dresses, we make small talk, She asks again about seeing me before, I tell her all my "Friends" recommended her. She laughs and says, "ahh, your "friends" She knows what's up.

While I am there I believe there is only 1 other monger that comes and goes. It was nice to see this place not rushed like it was during snowbird season. Get there and enjoy the summer season gents.

And go see Kelly, She deservers all the praise she receives. Not only is she sexy but she is just a cool person it seems.

Stay Safe,

Rick.

Does Kelly offer DFK? I know Mona does for sure.

**Harrison72** · 07-16-26 10:35

Have to go with Midnight on this one. Have never heard of anyone getting L4 at Eastern, at least in the last couple of years. Hard to find fault with Kelly or any provider who doesn't want to take it up the chute. Think you would be otherwise pretty satisfied with Kelly's level of service.

Originally Posted by Midnightpass [View Original Post]

Biff, I've got to respectfully disagree. Mona and Kelly are top performers.