Massage Parlor Reports

[SpiderBoy]

Looking for your top service queen.

Someone who will spread them and dive in.

PMs welcome.

[GoaThillBilly]

Finally going to break down a try a Latina girl at an AMP. Any good options available? Don't need anything special; just trying to scratch a particular itch this weekend.

Not sure of your area but up in Everett Lumi Zen has a couple of Columbian's at least they did when last that I checked a few weeks back. The ones I saw were thicker if you're into that, one was borderline for my taste but passable.

[LeftForDawn]

Finally going to break down a try a Latina girl at an AMP. Any good options available? Don't need anything special; just trying to scratch a particular itch this weekend.

Depends on what location you want to find a Latina.

JM. Down by Georgetown side of Seattle has 1 Latina typically in rotation.

Up north in Everett. Evergreen spa had 2 Latina's with an old Asian granny for the mms. Madero off Rucker in the red building has Latina’s also. Last time I visited Lumi zen off broadway they also had a Latina but idk if they always do

Down south there is a few options.

Puyallup. Enco on River road. There is also one on 9th street behind the south hill mall search for peppers salon and it's right behind that building.

Tacoma. Look for el boqueron on pac Ave, this place has Latina's also but doesn't have a signs it's in between the food place and a hair place.

Renton? - this one I've only just found out about but I haven't visited but they say they have latinas. Organic spa in Renton. Google Maps it comes up as highlands spa relaxing and skin.

Also I think Lux spa in Renton usually has latinas but I could be wrong.

Anyone got any info on any viet girls?

[Snake93]

Finally going to break down a try a Latina girl at an AMP. Any good options available? Don't need anything special; just trying to scratch a particular itch this weekend.

I have no idea if they're any good. Just trying to be helpful.

[Beezy777]

Finally going to break down a try a Latina girl at an AMP. Any good options available? Don't need anything special; just trying to scratch a particular itch this weekend.

[Italian Guy]

I think this is the same girl that I saw as well. I can't see how they'll continue to operate with this crappie service that they're generating. Whoever the mama san is there? Hopefully, she reads these boards and realize she's got to straightened that mess up. Otherwise people are going to go elsewhere. Also she will get the idea when people don't repeat and return.

Just went there without appointment without reading any reviews. Session was muh barely any effort and kissing was poor. Probably won't go here again. Face and body was also wasn't great, I just go ahead with her because I was just underthe influence of some substances.

[Italian Guy]

You know, I was very excited for a new spot beside blue jade. I did see Susu the first time, I went and had a decent time. However, the last time. I think I saw the same one you saw and her name was Shirley or sherry, or something like that. I was supposed to have seen Anna. However, after the donation was collected, she said she was busy and she passed me off.

I asked for a refund. However, the girl that came in said, I don't speak English. So I went ahead and went through with the session, and yes body was decent face was, So so However I think I'm done with this place. It's definitely not worth spending my money there. Too many good places to go and hard earn money, not to be wasted. This place is an absolute disappointment. I have to agree with Kr doggy.

Other places to go, and I'm not wasting my time there. As well.

Never on time, lackluster effort, short timing, and deceptive info.

Nope. Capable girls but apparently unwilling.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Never on time, lackluster effort, short timing, and deceptive info.

Nope. Capable girls but apparently unwilling.

Just went there without appointment without reading any reviews. Session was muh barely any effort and kissing was poor. Probably won't go here again. Face and body was also wasn't great, I just go ahead with her because I was just underthe influence of some substances.

[Silver Wraith]

2 across the street from each other near the intersection of 65th and Ravenna Blvd, and one in upper Fremont near Woodland Park ave and 39th. Any info? PM is fine, or right here.

Thank you.

[Pbmgd]

Went there last weekend and drew Gia. She's attractive, but super low effort. Gave me like a 20 second BBBJ and then hopped on and started fake moaning. I couldn't even get off it was so uninspiring. Was in and out in 15 minutes.

I've been tempted multiple times to go with the Latinas at JM but reports like this make me stick with the Asian ladies there who provide a higher and more consistent service level. Great service tops good looks in my book. Too bad since the ones I have met when I leave have been smoking hot.

[Saffrole]

Went there last weekend and drew Gia. She's attractive, but super low effort. Gave me like a 20 second BBBJ and then hopped on and started fake moaning. I couldn't even get off it was so uninspiring. Was in and out in 15 minutes.

[Javafat]

Just went there without appointment without reading any reviews. Session was muh barely any effort and kissing was poor. Probably won't go here again. Face and body was also wasn't great, I just go ahead with her because I was just underthe influence of some substances.

[SkeletonKey6]

Hate to break this to you, but Redmond is a dead zone for this. V-spa was the only FS place I could name (overpriced and mediocre service). I work in the area, so I've been prowling for some years with little luck. Police presence is really high in Redmond with crime / homeless on the lower side (by comparison to other parts of the Puget). Combine that with affluent NIMBYs who are more than happy to snitch if a place gets more foot traffic than they think is reasonable and Redmond is full of squirrelly L1/ L2 places and not much else. Places in Redmond must be pretty buttoned up to avoid scrutiny. .....

And considering all the big wigs at MS and their ties to you-know-who, "prostitutes for me, not for thee" seems to be redmond patrician's adage for us plebes. Have often wondered what sort of services a monger can get for a really high dollar harlot, the ones that charge $10,000 / hour.

[Beezy777]

Was in town a few months ago and saw Mia at V Spa and enjoyed my time. I went there because it was close to my hotel and the board comments at the time but I just saw the recent news so that does not appear to be an option anymore. What locations are within reasonable driving distance? Don't want to stray too far out of the area, prefer Redmond or adjacent town. I've seen bad reviews of Lucky's so I want to stay away from there, but what else would folks recommend?

Hate to break this to you, but Redmond is a dead zone for this. V-spa was the only FS place I could name (overpriced and mediocre service). I work in the area, so I've been prowling for some years with little luck. Police presence is really high in Redmond with crime / homeless on the lower side (by comparison to other parts of the Puget). Combine that with affluent NIMBYs who are more than happy to snitch if a place gets more foot traffic than they think is reasonable and Redmond is full of squirrelly L1/ L2 places and not much else. Places in Redmond must be pretty buttoned up to avoid scrutiny. V-spa was next to a friggin music school, dammit. Can't have the kids playing sax and hearing sex next door. Bellevue isn't much better, just bigger so it's harder to stomp out places. You're better off with some of the AAMP gals who post in Bellevue. I like Mikki (same experience as most AMPs, but she'll do bare. Her breath is aggressive, though). Kirkland is also taking similar hits (Crystal Asian was a rough hit for me. They were the best Eastside option, in my book).

Happy to be wrong here, if anyone else knows a spot.

[Beezy777]

After a few years of k-agencies decided to get back to AMPs again.

Used to drop 5 bills at the apartments so at the spas I've been forking over 3 (1 for house for hr 2 for tip), but they seem to be a little too happy so thought I'd look here. Turns out standard is 2 hhr /2. 6 hr? And this is all-in and do you have to tell her the split? What about for non-FS shops?

Another q, seems like not all places have shower. Does no shower = no FS or not necessarily? Thanks for all tips.

With most of the shops mentioned here, just drop $$ at the beginning and they'll take care of you. They probably were pretty happy to see you and it might be worth it to keep a little extra for a post game tip. But, you were definitely overshooting a little. For non-FS spots, pay the house first, see what the vibe is during the massage, and discreetly ask if other options are available. You can usually negotiate from there and gals are less picky about a BJ than FS. They might hit you with the saran wrap, but that's life at some spots.

A shower is a good indication of FS, but not a guarantee. Just remember that A) just because you didn't see one doesn't mean there ain't one and B) there are probably better indicators in the place for level of service. Lube, listerine, and lingerie are all decent signs of an FS spot. If I'm unsure, I just ask the girl if she does "boom boom". If she doesn't, she'll usually laugh and say "no boom boom". Because that's just funny to say. Tension defused, keep it moving.

Good luck out there, homie. Go dip your dingle and save some bucks.